/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13113866
>as bad as they sound
Why would you assume they are anything other than basic Heinz condiments mixed together?

>>13113866
>Anyone actually try these? Are they as bad as they sound?
I think they are meant to save time for people who double up condiments on a sandwich.
That said, I bought the mayochup for an icelandic hot dog creation I was doing (bought the fried shallots, bakery buns, beef dogs, cajun mustard too), and the mayochup was VILE. It was so sugary and gross. I tried it a second day to be sure I hated it, and oil tasted funny in it...and then I threw it out for fridge space.

>>13113866
>mayochup
#NOT MY CHUP

>>13114005
DID SOMEBODY SAY... MAYOCHUP?!?!?!

What is Kranch made out of?

>>13113866
didn't have the stones to call it mayotard i see

>KRANCH

>>13114125
Kum and ranch

>>13114119
#NOT #MY #CHUP

>>13113881
Which would be gross
>>13113996
It’s probably fake mayo to be “vegetarian” or some such shit and fake mayo is fucking disgusting putrid shit
>>13114128
This would be more accurate considering it’s contents

>>13113866
i had mayochup it's everything you don't like about shelf stable mayo but with
ketchup in it

>>13114135
are you the dude from /fa/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

>>13113866
Yes, I mix all of them together.

>Mayochup and Mayomust
...Also known as Thousand Island dressing and Chipotle.

>>13113866
Mustard+mayo is pretty good. Reminds me of the school lunches we'd get, just a couple slices of shitty ham or turkey between a depressing bun, but they'd lather it in that stuff and it made it one of the better lunches

>>13114005
>>mayochup

>>13114187

>>13114119
I know thats GMM but... can they NOT do the most obnoxious fucking faces every time i see their mugs in a thumbnail?

>>13113866
I mix mayo and mustard all the time. Like two parts mayo to one part mustard or I just spread mayo on the bun or bread and then hit it with a dab or two of mustard. That vinegar really adds a zing to the taste. Peeps been mixing condiments forever so I don't see what all the big deal is. This ain't even news. You all are fucked up with boredom.

>>13113866
mayocue is like chic-fil-a sauce, should be anyway

>>13113866
>he's never mixed his own kranch before kranch was a thing
pleb

What in gods name is kranch

>>13113881
Which sounds pretty damn gross...

>>13113866
I'm from utah where we have decent to great fry sauce. That mayochup is a unholy fucking abomination.

I've had the mayocue; it tastes like chick fila sauce

Don't these sauces already exist without these names?

>>13113866
Why not just buy both separately, then you can choose when to mix them or not

Fucking Christ

>>13115862
I can't explain it. It's like I know it comes from mixing... I am just revolted by the thought of doing the mixing myself

>>13113866
>400x192
What fucking potato phone was this taken on?
>KRANCH
Gonna be laughing at that one for a while. Without the exact ratios known I wouldn't trust any of this shit and even then I feel like these are for sloppy fucks who need to nuke their taste buds to feel anything. WTF do you put ketchup AND ranch on?

>>13114321
>Chipotle
Nigger what

>>13114517
Chick Fil A sauce is mustard and barbecue sauce moron.

>>13113866
Mayochup should be switched with mayocue to make the most visually appealing display.

All are not that good besides Mayochup, it still shouldn't be had a lot. Never fails to make me throw up like two hours after eating it. It taste a lot like pic related but whatever shit they put into it makes me yack hard

>>13114413
CHUP CHUP CHUP IT UP