/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13108409
heres the cake you meant to post faggot

>just blatantly reposting reddit

>>13108437
whats your complain, this site is reddit 2.0 now

>>13108443
Many people never go to /pol/.

Looks like canned icing and box mix. Moist tho.

>>13108447
seems like the majority does, though

>>13108458
It's a troll board, and most of them being new and not knowing the rules makes them excessively loud.

>>13108409
>gee I'm so ronery
>better take a photo and show the internet how ronery and sad I am
>I am a cum guzzling faggot

>>13108443
I legit see anti-chan propaganda daily on default frontpage reddit. It'd be funny to think they're complaining about Anons when in reality it's themselves they hate.
>tfw know /r/DND mod IRL
>the most pathetic person I've ever met
>literally can't not be visibly/audibly reddit IRL
>thinks yelling and alcoholism are personality traits
>dresses up as his username for Halloween almost every year
>single and broadcasts it in hopes of getting sympathy pussy

>>13108474
You don't fit in here. Please leave 4chan.

cake is sooo unappetizing.

>>13108409
Maybe she wouldn't be alone if she didn't eat enormous cakes by herself.
Bake a smaller one if it's just for yourself ffs.
Probably weighs 500 lb. and smells like a hobo.

>>13108498
Make me, boomer

>>13108409
one slice was all that was left

>>13108434
I've never tried rainbow cake but it always looked like dry, flavorless meme shit, am I wrong?

>>13108489
>It'd be funny to think they're complaining about Anons when in reality it's themselves they hate

Pretty sure this is exactly what's going on. Normalfags antagonize 4chan as the "unironic Nazi alt right political terrorist magapede" website, but it never was this bad until the 2016 presidential election when retards from shitholes like /r/the_donald flooded in.
People who actually belong here don't give a fuck about cancerous political shit. It's for normalfags.

>>13108509
Literally just make a dozen cupcakes, keep one, and give the rest to your coworkers the next day claiming it's leftovers from your party. They'll think you have friends and you get to passive-aggressively remind them they forgot your bday.

you see this shit all the time, i really don't get it. i've never had a real friend, you know what i do? never try to celebrate events or do social things. and wow it works out, i must be a genius.

>>13108855
this guy office cultures

>>13108573
Yes you are wrong. It's normal sponge cake with food colouring.

>>13108637
revisionist reddit tard history right here. 4chan for the most part has always disliked blacks, trannies, fags, etc etc. its only since 2016 when u reddit fags came and try to take over. you can clearly see the differences if you go back to the archives and look at something like /b/ for instance. pre 2016 it was a crazy board with great threads like "that retard in school" and shit. now its all bbc, trap, and shemale porn. then you guys think you could come here and convert people to your fucked up ways

>>13108437
name of the green girl?
shes pretty hot not gonna lie

>>13109542
The black people/minority/etc hate was always there, yes, but the intense politicization certainly wasn't. The hate was expressed because it was funny, now it's expressed by invading over opinionated normalfags to push their worthless political opinions and garner attention from the entire world. That's what killed this site.

>>13109553
newfag

>>13109640
Newfags are the ones who came after the old fags. You’re both cancer.

>>13108498
Kys

>>13111077
tourist

>>13109553
don't bother with the anime, play the vn instead

>>13109542
Nah, the tranny hate is new. Even a few years ago you'd never have people bringing up trannies in a thread. It's honestly like homosexuality got normalised so now all the edgey faggots have to find a new, more socially acceptable target to rant about.

>>13111981
Trannies were much more obscure back then, but were still hated when they did come up.

I distinctly remember /co/ threads about a "lesbian" couple who ran a webcomic but had a pet man do all of their website management on top of paying for their room and board.

>>13109542
I'm of the opinion that /b/ posts are actually generated based on a strict template
>minimum one political thread
>minimum one trap/tranny thread
>minimum one furry porn thread
>one loli/shota thread
>occasional formulaic shitposts (logposting has fallen out of favor somewhat but it's the easiest way to represent the category)
>three or more porn template threads: wwyd, tributes, bbc, (insert state) porn, so on and so forth.
It's the least random board on the site, paradoxically.

if you're going to make a cake for yourself, at least make a decent one.

>I need to do some asinine shit like celebrating my birthday to feel good
>I need to waste money and make a sugary mass to eat for the next two days to feel good
Imagine being this pathetic lmao.

>>13112135
>next 2 days

wow what a terrible thread, congrats faggots

>>13112251
thanks

>>13108434
Why do people care about reddit so much? Not even just on this site but redditors in general. Putting this much investment into an online “”community”” for online approval points just comes as... deranged.

>>13112525
in a nutshell. reddit is gay and soy. if you like reddit you are gay and soy. if thats your cup of tes, ok, go hang out there then and gtfo here.

>>13108573
in order to make a layer cake its got to be baked days in advance and refrigerated and re-refrigerated with the crumb coat, and then decorated and shipped so yeah it does get pretty dried out. you couldn't even do that with a fresh cake

>>13108409
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help.
It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.
Link to PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/sdydy3n2mdpueck/%2528harper._health%2529_burns_david_d_-feeling_good__the_new_mood_therapy_revised_and_updated-avon_books_harper_%25282009%2529.pdf/file
(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).

Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEk
It's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.

>>13112628
huh?

>>13112628
that dennis prager book is good too.

>>13112549
How did any of what I said come off as being a redditor you dyslexic fuck

>>13108409
shit like this is why i never celebrate my birthday? what the fuck is the point of making something that is supposed to be shared with friends if you dont have any? you'll just be depressed whenever you look at it and hate yourself.

>>13112003
It didnt used to be so full of porn. there was always pron yeah but now its like 80% porn. and of that half of if it gay cuck shit like bbc or traps. the board is dead now

>>13108498
Whoa man you almost made them think about what they’re doing here and consider what it reflects about them

>>13108461
>/pol/ is a satire
"no"

>>13114424
Cucks are so much worse than the traps ever were.