/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Kansas City
Pancakes , bacon, toast, 2 eggs sunny side up with very runny yolk. Orange juice, coffee and milk. A fruit medley in a bowl to the side.
Anything less is improper preparation for the coming day. As an American we deserve a nutritious breakfast.

I don't eat breakfast because I don't want to have to poop

>>13104297
oh

Breakfast is for chumps and fatasses. Intermittent fasting master race

>>13104335
have fun being slow until lunch

>>13104341
At least he doesn't have to poop during the day though. Pooping should only be done at night in a comfortable bathroom.

>>13104372
you build a tolerance to coffee after idk your 5th cup of the week, lol.

>>13104386
Coffee poops are annoying yes. But I was talking about breakfast poops. Two entirely different beasts. I can force a coffee poop away. Can't do it with breakfast poops.

>>13104403
are you the pooplord of lore?

>>13103928
a cigarette is not a food choice you fucking faggot

>>13104341
>spiking insulin gives you energy!

>>13104372
>imagine not shitting every morning when you wake up

>>13104719
It's blissful desu

>>13104297
Bitch

Michigan here. For me, its oatmeal, coffee and an apple.

Kroger’s corn flakes with coconut milk and an apple if I have time. And a bottle of water.

>>13103928
I always feel sluggish after a breakfast. I like a cup of coffee with a little creamer. Get a nice poop. Start the day lean and get ready for alot of beers and a nice dinner.

>>13103928
SF Bay Area: Fuck granola stereotypes. Black coffee and Marlboros for me.

>>13103928
wtf i love Jew Pork now

coffee
red bull/energy drink
protein shake
chain smoke cigarettes

breakfast of neurotic champs

I wake up at 4:30 am to drink coffee, smoke a cig and take a shit. It usually takes me 45 minutes to shit then half an hour to shower. Is this normal?

>>13104372
That's how you get appendicitis.

You should try to modify your diet so you poop in the morning. A couple pounds of broccoli in the evening may help with that.

>>13103928

it's obviously a bagel, moron

>>13103928
Either bagels and lox or just black coffee. I'm in the latter camp because lol eating disorder lol lol.

>>13104341
retard

People really poop everyday? I poop like once every 2 to 3.

>>13103928
>Whats the new york breakfast?
Bagel w/ cream cheese ||
Bacon, Egg, (Cheese) on a roll or bagel ||
2 packets instant oatmeal in the office

>>13103928
Stuck with granola and Greek yogurt in my hotel room because I leave for work at 6 and there's no kitchenette.
>TFW want a full English fry-up

>>13106495
Same. Heroin addiction sucks

>>13103928
>pizza at 8am
not even in jew york

>>13103928
Bacon egg and cheese on a roll from a bodega or guy in a tiny metal cart

>>13106686
Plus a blunt and an Arizona iced tea

>>13104297
Cringe, but also redpilled

>>13104045
>Breakfast
>Kansas City
>Not Town Topic
kys

>>13106665
>waking up earlier then 2 pm
for me its a cup of coffee, a shot of rye to stop shaking, and about two bites of whatever leftover crap is in the fridge before i realize it tastes rancid and throw it out

>>13104297
I don't eat food because I don't want to have to poop. These human bodies require so much fucking maintenance, constantly eating, pooping, peeing, grooming, bathing, baiting, etc. i'd be fine with all that once a week but if you add it all up its like half your day and thats not even including sleeping! Its amazing we get anything done at all

>>13107133
Sounds like a true alcoholic, gettin the DTs and everything. Also sounds like you need to sort your life out mate

>>13106525
sucks worse when you stop, having the shits is annoying as fuck, plus no more of those dry opioid shits where you barely need to wipe

>>13103928
Is it just me or does this rat looks like someone called Giuliani?

>>13107133
You should be drinking vodka if you're that bad.

>>13107214
i have some bulleit rye for sipping and a bottle of cheap vodka to get me buzzed. Because its nice to enjoy a glass of something that tastes good

>>13107190
>he doesn't wipe
what is wrong with americans

>>13103928
>bacon-egg-n-cheese-salt-peppa-ketchup on a roll usually, sometimes a bagel.
>Red Bull
>a fat line of coke
>adderall in either pill or fat line form
>4 cigarettes

And off to Wall Street I go!

>>13107213
The Rudy Rat is a tranny.

2 eggs on a kaiser roll w/ cheese. Black coffee w/ a shot of whiskey. Roll me down to the subway, dodge the C.H.U.D.s and I'm off to another glorious day.

>>13107256
Absolute bliss

>>13107237
I get it. I actually just killed a bottle of bulleit rye. I like it but it's much more likely to give me a bad hangover than an equal amount of vodka.

>>13107253
>barely need to wipe=/= not wiping
what wrong with foreigners reading comprehension? Also enjou you smeary peanut butter shits that require half a roll of TP to get your ass clean

>>13107190
Thankfully i have enough subs to quit painlessly, my habit is relatively very minor (i usually do like a week on and 5/6 days off with loperamide in-between) so usually I'm done with all symptoms in like 4 days

>>13103928
In indiana
I dont eat breakfast :(

>>13107622
honestly, its not really that bad quitting compared alcohol detoxing, just don't do what i did and stop H and start drinking

i usually only eat one meal to eat breakfast lunch and dinner all at the same time, then if i get hungry i have a coffee, then i will just binge drink until i go to bed

>>13107949
based omad

>>13107704
Yeah fortunately i dont like alcohol that much. Right now I'm exercising everyday lifting weights and doing cardio, eating well, taking up fun hobbies like drawing and painting, reading, and i also go to university and i have a job, so when i do quit for good I'm sure it'll be much easier to stick to it. Until recently literally all i did was browse 4chan, smoke heroin and drink, and when your only hobbies are drugs and the internet quitting is 10x harder.

Also tb.h I've been doing hard drugs since 2012 and was a successful chipper (using like once a week tops) for the first 4/5 years, it's been a serious habit only for the past few years, so it's not like I'm a raging addict, just a very bored person with no life. It's fairly easy for me to stay sober when i have stuff going on, also it helps a ton that I'm not mentally ill, i use drugs just because i have nothing better to do. Sorry for the wall of text, I'm high

>>13107949
Based. I'm trying to eat all my food for the day when i get home from the gym so from like 10:30 to 12/12:30 and let me tell you, it's so much better not having to prepare and eat food for the rest of the day. Also when you get used to it you stop getting hungry at dinner time

This is the real New York breakfast.

>>13108281
where are the vegetables you fat retard

>>13108281
Based

>>13109592
Retard.

>>13108281
spot on, and dare i say, based.

>>13103928
You walk to your nearest bodega and get either a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll or an egg bagel with extra schmear and a regular coffee straight up.

>>13104297
I poop, on average 8-10 times per day regardless of what I eat. I wish i could do something as simple as skipping a meal and not have to piss from my asshole

>>13108281
Fuck off. Jersey Master Race

>>13110091
where are the vegetables you fat retard

>>13108022
exercising is very important because i helps keep your endorphins up, just a fair warning after i quit it became apparent that the drugs were masking how much pain my body was in and i had to seriously back down on my reps because im pretty sure i was do damage to my joints not even realizing it.

>>13110116
Potatoes on the bottom.

>>13110119
Thanks for the warning, I'm definitely upping the weight slowly mainly because I'm at a caloric deficit right now (i want to go from 80 to about 75 kilos and then start a slow bulk). I'm actually heading to the gym right now

>>13109592
It has vegetable cream cheese.

>>13110091
Always typical of Jersey to have an inferiority complex to New York, although rightfully so. With that being said, Taylor ham is fucking delicious when it’s fried until crispy, with fried eggs and melted cheese. If you jerseyfags want to make a delicious signature dish, cube some of that shit up and put it on top of disco fries with runny eggs. That would be absolute fire

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>>13110773
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help.
It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.
Link to PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/sdydy3n2mdpueck/%2528harper._health%2529_burns_david_d_-feeling_good__the_new_mood_therapy_revised_and_updated-avon_books_harper_%25282009%2529.pdf/file
(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).

Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEk
It's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.

>>13112348
no

is coffee good for you.?

eat a cigarette butt off the street, grab a rat, spread cream cheese on it, eat it raw, rummage through a trash can for aborted nigger babies, half a handful of olives , guzzle a pint of vodka, and take some vitamins