/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13103773
Just a pinch of salt.

>>13103777
Checked. Just like granpappy used to add when the diner coffee was stale.

just drink it however you wanna drink it. Just know that if youre putting a lot of sugar and cream on it you dont really like coffee, switch to another drink

>>13103773
cream and no sugar masterrace checking in

>>13103810
i believe you were just leaving, child.

>>13103777
Not a bad idea. I had cramps when I was drinking coffee daily and not bothering to salt my food. I rarely buy anything but bare ingredients so the only salt I have is what I go out of my way to add.

>>13103773
Imagine caring what other people think about your food preferences

>>13103773
If anything goes into it, a pinch of Ceylon cinnamon. Because that shit is good for you.

I mean I do.

I used to drink coffee with like sugar, creamer, and coco. Then I noticed I’d get knots in my stomach, and I got lazy. After I got used to it because I needed energy (night shift warehouse) I started to like stouts, and that made me enjoy coffee more.

Now I butt chug espresso by the gallon.

>>13103908
what are you, a queer?

If I had to add anything it coffee it would be five to seven ground cloves depending on the coffee roast.

>>13103809
This, if you like milk chocolate you seriously need to stop right now I’m serious

>>13103964
dark chocolate is choice.

>>13103773
Lemme guess, you smoke a pack a day too.

>>13103969
no time to smoke a whole pack when youre working your ass off.

>>13103773
If you don't add milk and sugar you hate life and will end up with bottled up stress induced cancer.

>>13103773
I do so don't call me names please

>>13103980
kek, get outta here, you show too much weakness.

>>13103973
Or perhaps he simply doesn't like sugary coffee.

>>13104002
correct.

I don't have anything with added sugar, because I feel like I've been robbed any time I ingest calories without the expected accompanying nutrients. Why should this tasty berry tea be any different?

>>13103969
i drink like 3 cups of coffee a day and have never smoked in my life. Cigarrettes are trash for retards

>>13103969
Not OP. First post in thread. Coffee consumption really varies depending on the country culture. I'm French and ever since I was a kid I was made to drink my espresso as it is. Some will add half a sugar cube, some will have a square of high cacao % dark chocolate on the side. It's entirely normal to drink black espressos here but somehow just mentioning it always triggers a lot of insecure starbucks customers.

>>13103825
spotted the hot sauce collector

>>13104035
A fat guy told me French people drown their espresso in cream and sugar. Was he just making excuses to continue fatting?

I like how your espresso has so much crema it looks like there's already cream in it.

>>13104002
Same thing.

Why is it always black coffee fags who shitpost? How empty must their lives be

>>13104076
but you see, we are all on 4chan so, all of our lives are.

>>13103773
Since I don't drink it that often I try to make it more decadent and sometimes I'll even put coco powder it in

>>13104076
They're the same as the "I only drink water" shitposters. They restrict themselves from pleasure, probably as some misguided half-assed effort to correct a weight problem they have, and then they get upset other people don't.

>>13103849
Where did you get the salt for coffee? You could have put that salt on your food

>>13104056
>A fat guy told me French people drown their espresso in cream and sugar
Absolutely not, some people add sugar but it's frowned upon.

>>13104096
we arent fatasses, retard.

>>13104096
I can afford fruit, and I own a big boy blender like smoothie shops have. Why would I drink unsatisfying imitations of fruit?

>>13103773
i rarely drink coffee but when i do, i drink it black. I once tried putting shit into it to make it more pleasant, i made ice cream, i realized its supposed to taste like shit, you drink i to wake up, its not a dessert.

>>13104143
thank. you.

>>13104143
Black coffee is like a dessert for me :-)

>>13104117
Your kind suspiciously posts about not wanting sugar or sweetness like some sort of paranoid 300lb diabetic trying to stave off the next toe amputation.

>>13104124
Coffee with milk and sugar doesn't taste much like fruit, no.

>>13104157
no, we are aware of what the fuck should go into our body so we don't end up like manbaby incels. please, spare me your long-winded and clogged artery self-righteousness.

>>13103773
No, I'll take french vanilla creamer thank you

>>13104169
If you don't get overweight 99% of sugar related problems will not impact you. Brush your teeth and you can move that figure up to 99.99%. Fat people just do their best to try to shift the focus to everything except weight.

>>13104169
>No you are
Got him

>>13104189
Diet is a zero-sum game. If you eat added sugar, that's nutrititious plants you're not eating while still burning the calories and producing free radicals without antioxidants to help deal with them and that's why white people age so much worse than Asians who actually eat vegetables regularly instead of just two kale leaves a week.

>>13104216

>>13103773
I add butter.

>>13104216
Imagine being so concerned about living 5 extra years when you can't see your hear things anyway

>>13104282
A shit diet doesn't take years off the end of your life. It makes all your years worse, especially the time during which the shit food is in your mouth.

>>13104282
But anon living to 90 and wearing diapers is great haha, it's so funny watching grown adults degenerate and turn into grown babies with health problems and mental illnesses!

>>13104282
were gonna die in the next 10 years but im gonna look like a fuckin stud when those nukes vaporize me.

>>13104076
For every black coffee post, there's 10 faggots crying because we don't love sugary shit like them.

>>13104143
>i realized its supposed to taste like shit,
No. You're entitled too find it icky but speak for yourself.

>>13104308
agreed

>be on first date
>he orders a milky sweetened coffee
>use my scheduled fake emergency phone call to get out of there

>>13104285
I think constant anxiety over what you can and can't eat would be a worse feeling. Then again I guess that could be overshadowed by the obvious self esteem boost derived from the undue sense of superiority you trick yourself into having based on such trivial things as how people drink coffee that nobody but you and the other beautiful ones think about.

>>13104357
I don't have anxiety. I eat what I crave, which is nutrient dense foods. I've always been that way.

>>13104355
He's not based because he didn't ask you to use your tits milk.

>>13104357
I can hear your necks clapping together as you kek to yourself from this "solid" reply. No, its not bad, its easy, and very good tasting. Grill a steak, eat a banana or two, walk a few miles a day. DRINK WATER. just treat your body well and you will feel well. Fucking christ you fuckers don't just lay dont and give up..wait..yeah you do lol.

>>13104373
Agree to disagree

>>13104377
Pardon

>>13104380
Weight and height?
5'7" 120 pounds here

>>13104396
>5'7"
Inferiority complex. Explains a lot. Sorry
:^|

>>13104420
I'm not a bug-brained breeder, so my height isn't something I think about at all.

>>13104435
Size matters not.

>>13104441
It does, for some, for others not. I'd probably wish I were shorter if I woke up 6'5" tomorrow.

>>13104396
>5'7 120 pounds
A manlet and a sticklet, nice
double whammy

>>13104446
manlet?

>>13104396
>What's your size?
>>13104420
>Poor munchkin
>>13104441
>Size matters not.
Lol

>>13104468
It is nice, except for when my phone is lighting up and I'd prefer it not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

>>13104290
>living to 90
You are severely overestimating the 4chan demographic here.

>>13104475
Worse, probably a woman.

>>13103969
Why yes, I do smoke a pack a day, how could you tell?

Fuck all you faggots, not a single one of you posted the fat fuck fedora Starbucks meme. This place is a shit hole.

>>13104496
Nope, but I do own some programming socks I never use anymore. They're more sporty than feminine.

>>13104493
Unhealthy people live to 90 all the time. Modern medicine is keep everybodies Grandmas alive so she'll still be having seizures when her grandkids have kids

>>13104534
In countries with more efficient medicine than the U.S., does it still cost more to save fatties a few times before their heart gives out for good, or does it end up being cheaper than letting them retire? Could it sometimes be preferable to have the working class eat lower quality food?

>>13104560
>Could it sometimes be preferable to have the working class eat lower quality food?
They already do
Just not mandated, they do it willingly

>>13104503
i dont have that one saved

>>13104522
>programming socks
I'm disappointed in myself for knowing this tranny meme.

>>13103773
>"Of course I drink my coffee black. Only children enjoy things."

>>13104608
Good black coffee tastes like fruity pebbles :-)

>>13104615
Your mom tasted like fruity pebbles lmao gottem

>>13104625
nice.

>>13104308
>every time I post a bait thread people get baited
>I am not the problem

>>13103773
I usually do but the occasional latte is pretty delicious. The other day I made one with Mexican chocolate.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PUT CREAM AND SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE! ITS BAD FOR YOU!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE FLAVOR??!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT CARE THAT I DRINK IT BLACK? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED BY MY ABILITY TO LIKE BITTER THINGS!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME LOOK INTELLECTUAL!!!!!

>>13104663
my coffee isnt a treat, its a tool, not a statement.

This is why people hate coffee snobs, they just have endless arguments about putting or not putting stuff in it.

>>13104663
It's not even particularly bitter unless you're one of those sad people who never drink unsweetened water. You'll like it more when you're older.

>>13104654
mocha mexicano shits bomb

>>13104668
Then why are you using the fact that you drink it to make a literal statement right now?

>>13104668
I don't drink it habitually and I excited about a plain black coffee because it tastes so good. I usually prefer to have sweets with it instead of in it, because it's so easy to screw up.

>>13104678
because baits are super fucking funny.

>>13104674
I drank coffee black when I was a teenager and grew to appreciate sugar and milk in my 30s when I stopped falling for memes.

>>13104684
Are they? More like a part of how unfunny the internet is now.

>>13104684
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>13104608
We drink it black because we enjoy how it tastes that way, you faggot.

>>13104739
Most of us black coffee drinkers would prefer not to be associated with this bug-brained breederposting

>>13104668
>my choice of drug is a tool

>>13103777
actually, black pepper

>>13104739
That’s cool, could you be a little less gay about it though

cheap coffee tastes better with cream, I normally use half and half half-and-half and cream, I call it three-quarters-and-a-quarter

>Then he offered to bring me a cup of coffee with milk. I like milk in my coffee, so I said yes, and he came back a few minutes later with a tray. I drank the coffee. Then I felt like having a smoke. But I hesitated, because I didn’t know if I could do it with Maman right there. I thought about it; it didn’t matter. I offered the caretaker a cigarette and we smoked. (1.1.13)

>>13103849
you sure that wasn't just your period giving you cramps you gay little bitch

>>13104846
I actually am pretty gay. Not exclusively, but most conventional women don't appeal to me.

>>13104851
I like sucking dicks and doing full on gay sex but only with strong, tall black men
otherwise I dream and fantasize about women and would definitely get into a relationship with one when I'm older
how gay does that make me

>>13104876
That makes you cumbrained. You obviously view too much porn.

>>13103914
bro this is a bean water thread, everyone here is a fucking queer

>>13104900
>bean water
Holy fuck, you can feel the plebbitor faggotry from this post.

>>13104900
Coffee "beans" are actually berry seeds. Coffee is berry tea, and often tastes like it when done right.

>>13104910
Can you eat the coffee berry? Is there caffeine?

>>13104910
It's not a tea, retard.

>>13104914
Yes, you can. I got a bag of coffee berry flour. Has a nice flavor. Had butt water after adding a tablespoon to my breakfast, but that could have been my dad's inadequate kitchen procedures involving a dead bird (which I don't eat)

>>13103773
What about cafe de oya, puto?

Nothing purist about drinking only black coffee. All the big coffee cultures of the world use sugar and often cream. This is some fucking yank cowboy bullshit.

>>13104893
But I had these thoughts from puberty for some reason
now it's true I was a naive kid who fapped to bikini clad women and then a schoolmate introduced me to porn and I remember gagging when I first saw a blowjob video where the dude cums in her mouth
curse him

>black coffee tastes like sugar and molasses and plums and chocolate and raspberries and nougat and caramel, you're just brewing it wrong!
>what do you mean it tastes like black swill? You're just a fucking child, go back to your frappucinos pussy!

>>13105192
That's true, though. Just because you're overwhelmed by some slight bitterness like a child or a fattie and can't detect the flavors of coffee because of it doesn't mean they aren't there.

>>13105192
Proof that neckcel image can be used for anything

Black coffee is good. No need to hurry because its almost better cold

helps me wake up and take a shit so win/win

I like to have jazz with my black coffee

but its yucky!

>>13105225
I'd rather have a Starbucks milkshake
not the one with coffee in it because coffee tastes bad

>>13105225
>0.1% flavor of chocolate
>delude yourself nonstop that you're tasting it in reality
cope. I can't taste shit except bitterness. Meanwhile milkshakes pack a ton of actual flavor

>>13105450
Yikes

>Yikes

Black with three sugars ya

>>13105471
Keep sucking down those sugars like a good mutt

>>13105450
For me, it's frozen bananas (sometime with other fruit), cocoa and other seeds :-)

I've tried adding coffee to it but I usually prefer it separate.

I do. Only out of necessity for work.

>>13104396
hey cutie drop discord

>>13104056
He's wrong. Or he went to a starbucks in Paris where only 16yo girls go and thinks it represents French coffee culture. It's traditional to have a black espresso at the end of the meal when you go to a restaurant for example.

>>13103773
Black coffee fucks your shit up in the long run. Irritable bowel syndrome and yellow teeth.

I'm making cold coffee with milk and sugar, zero water.

>>13103969
I smoke one cig a day, is that bad?

>>13103773
For me? It's Lungo, the long espresso

>>13104774
black on black

>>13103773
Black coffee is not for enjoyment, it's just to get you through the day.
Might as well just take medicine.

>>13106150
Seriously? Why do fags claim it's got a bouquet of flavors?

>>13106111
Smoke pipe tobacco, either hand rolled or out of a pipe. Much better for you than cigarettes.

>>13103773
Someone call Adam Ragusea on OP already.

>Ctrl+f
>Honey
>0 results
Black coffee with a teaspoon of honey is the best.

>>13106407
>honey
Well lah-di-dah, mr. gucci loafers

>>13105450
"Cope" with what? I'm not the one who needs to drink something drenched in sugar to feel any flavor at all, fattie.

>>13106038
Proof?

>>13106150
No, speak for yourself. I very much enjoy black coffee and so does everyone who has an espresso after a meal.

>>13106186
Seethe more, little bitch.

>>13106407
If it has honey in it, then it's not black coffee.

>>13106407
But that would break my fast

>Seethe more, little bitch

>>13103849
>"not bothering to salt my food"
>mentions having cramps regularly like it's a normal thing
These are the people giving advice on /ck/

>>13105490
Yikes.

>>13106150
The brainlet and tastelet speaks.

>>13103773
>>13103809
I'm fine with it black, but it's nice with some milk and sugar.

>>13104739
I drink coffee the way I enjoy how it tastes, this is why you shouldn't drink coffee the way you enjoy how it tastes BY THE WAY I REALLY ENJOY HOW IT TASTES FUCK YOU KYLE I FUCKED YOUR MOM

>>13103773
>>13103809

Reminder that the virtue signaling sewage suckers are actually drinking watered-down americanos and have never had real coffee in their lives

Go drink black Vietnamese or espresso and then beg for more

>>13103773
I did it for a week and it killed my kidneys.

>>13109311
It's common as fuck to drink a black espresso in Europe, faggot.

>>13109318
How does black coffee affect kidneys?

>>13106129
Based.

>>13103964
it's impossible to buy chocolate (even dark chocolate) that doesn't have soy in it

I've resorted to just buying cocoa powder

I usually do because I’m just in it for the caffeine now. Once or twice a week I’ll splurge and add some hot chocolate to mine. We have a giant kuerig at work the size of a standard refrigerator. It can make coffee, espresso, hot chocolate, cappuccino, etc

>>13105471
seething

>>13104793
based camusposter

I drink my good stuff black
Add cream to the cheapo folgers shit

>>13103773
>I am superior for conditioning myself to enjoy an objectively foul taste
Okayden

>>13112755
>i am a babby with insipid infantile tastes who starts crying at anything that isn't gerber babby food
Okay.

>>13112755
>objectively foul
If countless people enjoy the taste of black espresso then by definition it's not "objectively" foul, child palated retard.

>>13103773
I do, with sugar.

>>13103969
Fuck, how’d you know?

>>13104157
>implying 300lb landwhales consider what they are shoveling down their throats at all.

>>13113170
>black coffee
>with sugar
Pick one.

>>13104668
If you don't actually like coffee and tea it only as a vehicle for caffeine to enter your body then why don't you just pop caffeine pills and save money?

>>13113324
Sugar doesn't alter the color of the coffee.

>>13113452
>coffee with coke is still black coffee
This is how retarded you sound.

>>13103773
>black
>posts picture of a watered down americano for pussies
Bwhahahahahaha

why aren't you faggots eating 100% cacao? you pussies adding things like milk and sugar to you chocolate? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>13114206
I don't eat chocolate but if I had to, I'd prefer it to be the least sweet possible. Your point?

drinking black coffee is for mental 5 year olds apparently from this board

I use a french press, which tastes kinda muddy without cream. I can go either way with drip/pourover/americanos.

>>13114224
Lindt does a 99% cacao chocolate bar. Spoiler: It's disgusting.

>>13113472
I think you need to have sex if you're bothered by people adding sugar to their coffee.

>>13114256
If this is coming from someone who says the same thing about black coffee, I'm really skeptical of this claim.

>>13114375
You can probably already find it in your local grocery store with all the other lindt chocolate if you don't believe me. Otherwise, I'm sure Amazon will sell you like a 6 or 12 pack of them.

>>13103773
I don't see the appeal of sweet coffee. It already tastes like bitter piss why make it taste even worse but with a shit ton of calories added to it? At least with black coffee I can appreciate the flavor/aroma of the beans without the sweetness overpowering it.

>>13114426
I like to taste the bitterness flowing into me, but I can see how other people might appreciate that sugar cuts the bitter taste somewhat and lets them more clearly appreciate the roast and origin flavors.

for me, it's cherry coke zero

>>13114426
>black coffee tastes like bitter piss
>you can make it taste better? No that makes it worse!
this is what black coffee does to your mind.

>>13103773
I do. If the coffee isn't cheap shit, it's best black.

>>13114426
It depends on the coffee. I would say a good light roast is more fruity than bitter, so overbrewed gas station coffee can be improved with sugar to balance out some of that bitterness.

>>13103773
Ive come to like it plain black over the years. If i really want it to taste differently, i have stevia packets. But milk, sugar, cream...bleh all that shit is nasty dairy sucks when its not cheese or yogurt. I like doing half kona blend/half french roast at the cafeteria at my school.

>>13115269
>at my school
you must be 18+ to use this board
also, what school has a cafeteria where the students do the cooking and brewing?

>>13114426
>tastes like bitter piss
Quit drinking shitty coffee you fucking pleb.

>>13115347
>bro just get artisan beans and grind it yourself and brew it with precision it'll taste like heaven

>>13115269
It’s funny that these black coffee drinkers think they have more adult palates by being disgusted by more foods..

>>13114423
It's not disgusting. You're probably some dope who was sucking down candy bars all day then wondered why the chocolate tasted like powder. It's because foods you have recently been eating affects other things that you eat. That's why people pair certain foods together. You need an untainted palate to be receptive of the full flavor of 99% chocolate.

>>13114968
He's one of yours false-flagging. Black-coffee Chads know very well that swetening your coffee is a downgrade.

>>13115499
Liking sugary shit is objectively more common among children and having a refined palate is about discerning more flavors, not liking more flavors. You get standards, you get selective because you grow out of the childish "it sugary so it good!!!!" mentality and not being overwhelmed by the slightest bitterness like a kid lets you focus on and recognize the flavors in coffee for example.

>>13115739
I only put cream in my coffee, in what way did you fail to grow up that that offends you?

>>13115779
I'm not offended, I couldn't give less of a shit what you do with your coffee.

>>13103773
ummmm I do drink my cold brew on nitro black, thank you very much

>>13115782
That’s not true, why are you in this thread. You’re the definition of a child if you care about how others take their coffee.

Black coffee is for tryhards and teenagers.

>>13115847
Sugar babby cope

>>13103773
No. I drink it however the fuck I like. I'm not a pussy who needs to look "manly" and drink his coffee black. The projection is astonishing.

>NOOO YOU CAN'T PUT SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE CANDY IS FOR CHILDREN
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT PILSNER IT'S TOO CLOYING AND FOR WOMEN, DRINK THIS DOUBLE HOPPED IPA INSTEAD

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE REASONABLE CONVERSATIONS ON 4CHAN WITHOUT REDDIT MEMES AND WOJAKS

>>13115933
I live in Australia and everyone drinks caps or lattes or something similar.
I work with 6 Italians 1 drinks caps 5 drink espresso with 2 sugars per shot.
They all drink fuck loads like 6+ per day.

>>13115658
>bitter chocolate will taste sweet if you don't eat any sweet chocolate!

>>13115739
Sugar has been prized since forever. Everyone likes tasty things, and sweet things especially. Only coping closet homos think it's only for children and women.
Closet homo.

>>13103773
What if I don't want to, cuck?

>>13116085
More like
>you won't be triggered by meanie bitterness if you don't drench your taste buds in sugar 24/7

>>13116087
Again, there is studies on this. Women, children and fatties have a stronger preference for sweets. Keep seething, fag.

>AHHHHHH... THIS AROMA IS SO FRESH... A NICE, EARTHY FRAGRANCE TO THIS CUP!!! *SSSSSSSSSSSSSS* AHHHH.... BLACKED LIKE I LIKE MY PORNOGRAPHY. TRULY THE PATRICIAN'S CUP.

>all these triggered posters raging this badly at an unsweetened beverage
Kek, nice reminder of how this board is femoid/fattie/soyboy central.

All these /pol/ tryhards ITT
Reminder that these are the people calling you soyboys on the internet. The ones that can fit out of their basement at least.

>>13116160
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST ADD SUGAR AND SOY BASED CREAMERS IN YOUR DRINK MOMMY MOMMY BABY LIKE CANDY

>>13116330
>that absolute unit at the front
Got to be a /ck/ poster as welk.

>>13103773
i don't drink coffee often and i made some really strong dark roast and drank a few cups of it, im shitting my brains out as i write this post. actually pretty enjoyable, i don't usually have regular bms like this i mostly just shit sporadically. feel nice and lightweight afterwards

>caring how other people drink things
that's very gay

>>13103773
nya! (imafaggot)

>>13116723
So wait, Iceland is spelled Island in Iceland? Mind blown.

>>13104230
unironically top tier

>>13115499
They are though. The primitive palates of literal babies respond to sweetness and little else. It simply is more mature to appreciate more complex tastes with notes of bitterness.

Autistic tards also have trouble with complex flavors because of their autism so you tastelets have some of that going on as well.

>>13106038
This, I only have black coffee like once a month or so, I usually add just some cream to "dilute" the acidity from it. Already struggle with some bowel problems, so it helps that my kidneys aren't raped by something as a small cup. Black is good enough for a nice change here and there but the health "benefits" the healthfags put here are sure as hell counteracted by the acidity

>>13103773
Why?

>>13104282
Fucking retard. You'll live longer AND deteriorate slower. People with shitty diets are the ones who spend the last years of they're life in the most misery. A teaspoon of sugar in coffee isn't going to do much tho.

>>13116153
And how much of that is due to social conditioning and self-reported results based on what people are "supposed" to like

>>13117227
If I give you facts and you rebut with conspiracy theories, you lose.

>>13103777
Only if your coffee is bad

>>13114968
They do it because they think it makes them look tough. Hence the prideful declarations that "I drink it black" and unprompted derision of "childish sugar drinkers". I'm sure there are some insecurities fueling these feelings.

>>13117032
Do you have a source to back this up? I mean the claim about black coffee being bad for your kidneys or that the benefits are counteracted by the acidity.

>>13117566
Most likely just nonsense. Coffee has a higher pH than tomato sauce.

>>13103773
Just drink it cold, pussy.

>I'll have it black
>sugar in coffee

>I'll have it black no sugar
>sugar in coffee

Why do Americans do this?

>>13109311
>Go drink black Vietnamese or espresso
Vietnamese is not black by nature since it always uses condensed milk, and drinking espresso black is extremely common.

>>13117028
>you're mature if you can pretend to enjoy things that taste bad!
Stupid fuck

>>13118833
The whole point is that we don't pretend because we aren't child-palated dorks like you.

>>13118833
I know it's difficult for someone with the stunted tastes of an autistic infant to understand, but adults actually do like complex flavors.

I prefer it with a spoon of sugar no more no less fuck off OP

>>13118844
>>13118846
look at this fag trying so so hard to be grown up
probably cant grow facial hair so youre compensating what a fagget

>>13118951
>>13116244

>>13118844
>he voluntarily drinks bitter swill and screeches at those who prefer flavor
wow, what a masochist.

>>13119030
Again, I'm not a child-palated faggot who finds bitterness icky nor is unable to taste anything but bitterness from being too sensitive to it. And in order to be a masochist I'd have to find coffee unpleasant aka being a child-palated faggot such as yourself. And last but not least, not all coffee is bitter. Now go have your sugar fix, fat fuck. I'll have my espresso like millions of other people who reached adulthood.

>>13119030
>he thinks bitterness =/= lack of flavor
Way to prove that manchidren are too sensitive to bitterness to discern flavors.

>>13103773
Does eating black pussy counts?

>>13119030
>he thinks bitterness = lack of flavor
Way to prove that manchidren are too sensitive to bitterness to discern flavors.

>>13119118
>it tastes bad but there's flavor in it, you're too much of a child to appreciate it!

>>13119084
>if you drink your swill with anything but water you're not an adult!

>>13103773
Literally just hot bean water if it's straight black. A bit of cream to add some thickness goes a long way.

>>13119219
For the umpteenth time, the whole point is it doesn't taste bad to me for the very reason I'm not a child-palated retard like you. Are you dense or just desperate to project your manchild taste?

>>13119227
>hot bean water
Using faggy redditor terms doesn't make coffee any less flavorful.

>>13119253
It's not the taste that' the problem, it's the texture. Do you have reading comprehension problems, or did a three word phrase throw you into such a tard rage that it killed your ability to comprehend words?

I like it with a splash of coconut milk and no sweetener.

>>13119223
Or you might be a woman or a fattie who along with manchildren think tasting anything with a slight bitterness or not filled with sugar is literal torture.

>>13119272
You have reality comprehension problems, that's what's really happening here.

LMAO at these black coffee fags, they're worse than vegans.

>>13119277
The only reason I drink it black is because it's easy on my stomach. But don't lie, it tastes like shit. Can you not admit it tastes like shit?

>>13103773
I don't drink coffee, period. Caffeine is for overworked slaves whether they drink it straight or with cream and sugar.

>>13103773
It's easier to learn to like it black than to figure out the perfect amount of sugar and cream.

>>13103773
Grinding up some cinnamon is a nice touch when added to the grounds
Thanks for my 5 seconds

>>13117028
And pretentious assholes pretend to be disgusted by milk, sugar, and cream because they think liking literally anything sweet is childish.

>>13116087
This. It was the stuff of the rich.
Also I enjoy my coffee with honey myself. Grandpa produces it for me. But sometimes I would drink it black or with sugar. Depends on circumstances. Honey+coffee= god tier.

>>13119294
No, that would shatter his cope. He's pretending it tastes good because that's what adults do, in his eyes.

>>13116087
I'm not closeted.

>>13119381
I've found everything to be much more enjoyable when disregarding any prestige assigned to it. The fact is added sugar is 100% non-nutritive calories so I'll be hungrier or fatter later if I eat it. I've tried adding coffee to my fruit-sweetened shakes, but I enjoy it more straight (no hetero)

I drink one mug of coffee per day, black, with 3tbsp of coffee grounds and 3tbsp of dark espresso. It comes out a dark rich black and is delicous. I will sometimes use a hazelnut creamer if I'm in the mood, but only the cafe creamer types that also add caffeine. I've always drank my coffee black and preferred it that way, but I don't judge people who like to dress it up. If I want a dressed up cup, I just purchase one from a coffee shop.

>>13103773
Ooga booga.

>>13119460
>mixing coffee with coffee
wat

>>13103773
No.

>>13119498
Nyet.

What a Fedora Imagines When he Orders Black Coffee

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

>>13119294
No because it tastes great, sorry that you are such a little fat faggot that you can't appreciate an espresso.
>>13119408
Imagine being this fucking triggered about me not liking sugary stuff like you and enjoying a comfy espresso. I can visualize the tears running down your fat face lmao.

>>13119375
I don't pretend. There's a reason the word "cloying" exists, fattie/femoid.

>>13103773
>just drink black pussy
slurp slurp

>>13119607
>I consume extra sugar because I'm not a fattie.
Wow, you should write a diet book.

>>13119408
Do you seriously believe that literally everybody drinking an espresso in the world without nothing in it is actually pretending to like it? Do you actually believe in such a delusional and enormous conspiracy? Or are you just a seething manchild?
Either way, whether you're insane or a coping manchild, I feel bad for you.

>Brew my morning coffee
>Drink the litre within little over 2 hours
Be straight with me, will I die if I keep doing this?

>>13120337
yes, better give it up before you get cancer

>>13119338
Retired people in Europe at cafes are a common sight, you dumb NEET.

Hey

>>13120330
>''cloying" means "anything sweet"

>>13120557
whats that black shit

>>13120585
Dried Reindeer

>>13103773
How to stop coffee from giving you heartburn?

People think black coffee is undrinkable because their stale Maxwell House coming out of a dirty Walmart drip machine is undrinkable. You have to get good beans and make good coffee.

If you came over to my house, we made sweet love, and then I made you a nice medium roast pour over you could drink it black no problem.

>>13103969
cigarettes and coffee makes me feel like i could write a book in an hour. then i get a headache

if we're being honest, i think most black drinkers drink coffee for the caffeine and dont want added sugars or anything else getting in the way of the energy buzz. people who drink coffee with milk/sugar also want some caffeine but give a shit enough to make it taste better. lets be honest, /ck/ black coffee does not taste that good. i havent used cream regularly since i was 16 and now im just used to the black flavor. tastes good, but a latte every now and then really hits the spot

>>13104396
6 ft 3 in
200 lbs
Black coffee fucking sucks
Drink tea in the morning if you need to wake up.

>>13120696
I only drank black coffee growing up. I have the opposite experience of the whole growing up and expanding your tolerance for flavors, as I’ve grown up i have only lost patience for shitty experiences that used to completely unphase me.

drinking your coffee black is fine
drinking your coffee with cream is fine
caring how other people drink their coffee is tips fedora to the extreme

>>13120696
I don't like sweet coffee, an espresso or coffee brewed in my moka pot with fucking nothing in it tastes great to me. Why does this puzzle you fags so much?

>>13120700
You have shit taste.

>>13120618
hows it taste? do you just cut bits off and let it soak with your coffee in your mouth?
seems like something i'd enjoy

also is the knife traditional? I'm seeing similar ones in the pictures i'm looking at

>>13120643
I do have to agree, but I generally still prefer my coffee more regular unless I'm having it with certain foods
pretty much anything average and above it still drinkable black though, and if its a bit below average it just needs a little sugar to perk it up, not much
maxwell house can't be stomached no matter how much cream and sugar you put in though
that shit is vile

>>13120696
most of that buzz comes from the sugar though
caffeine helps your body release energy, but if you don't have anything to release you crash hard even if you keep drinking it
eating a bit with coffee counteracts it more than the sugar though, sweet but dense foods like donuts pair well against the crash as well as flavour wise

>>13120741
Yea you just cut bits off, but I've never tried soaking it in the coffee, I just eat it on the side.
It isn't proper dry like beef jerky, it's still pretty soft on the inside, keeps for a couple of months.
Knife is semi traditional, it's how we learned to make them but my brother put his own fancy twist to it (pun unintended, too dark to get a good picture though)

>>13120741
>>13120787
Whoops

>>13120643
Why do you autistic faggots never learn? Adding an ingredient doesn't mean you don't like what you've added that ingredient to. That's like saying "you could eat bacon on its own without eggs no problem if you just get better bacon.

>>13120812
nice scabbard for you puukko but the thumbnail looks like a rabbit vibrator

>>13103777
for me its a dollop of ghee

>>13103809
If you put some toppings on your pizza instead of just eating the dough, you don't like pizza.

>>13121576
Ultra based. Thank you.

>>13121576
Plain cheese pizza is a thing.

>>13103773
depends on my mood.
Usually just enough milk to cool it off so I can slam my mug containing six shots of espresso on my way out the door, cold spring water if no milk.
If I'm feeling fancy and have time I add real chocolate syrup to coffee, then a bit of ceyenne, topped with frothed/heated milk, drizzled with syrup on top of the foam and dusted with cinnamon.

>>13106407
try with ginger or/and lemon as well.

>>13121951
Yeah, some milk or water mainly helps cool the coffee down, but black coffee fags probably also think scalding your mouth is a necessary part of the experience

>>13122090
Ever heard of waiting until food cools down by itself, retard?

>>13103773
Only when it's good coffee
>People who drink instant coffee black
Fucking subhumans

>>13103773
I don't drink niggerwater thanks

>>13122415
Coffee is consumed the most in nordic countries.

>>13122453
it's nigger-colored water
that's why nords let so many immigrants cuck them, the coffee is gang raping their white cells

>>13122477
Are you saying coffee is bad for your white cells? Care to provide a source backing your claim?
Also, your amerimutt is showing.

Fucking lol

>>13121829
Tastes like ass.

Black coffee tastes like uncut Jamaican cock.

>>13124146
I take it you like the coffee then

>>13122508
He won't because he is making shit up.

>>13124146
Why can't Americans keep themselves from talking about black male genitalia and defending penile mutilation?

>>13109311
American style drip coffee =\= Americano

Learn coffee, retard.

>>13111413
Not true, sunflower lecithin is commonly used, in yurop anyway

>>13122477
i love how poltards can't stop thinking about black dicks

>every morning drink a cup of expresso with milk and two teaspoons of sugar
>tasty, nice way to start the day and get rid of drownsiness
>half the country drinks it exactly the same
>mfw a virgin 5000km away calls me a pussy for not drinking it like he says
sure

>>13103809
I don't understand at all why
I like the following drink: coffee with milk and some sugar
I can't think of a single fucking reason to stop drinking it or to switch to another drink, you jumped several steps in logic, your only reason was:
>you don't actually like coffee
of course not, hence why I don't drink coffee, I drink coffee with milk. If people like it why should they stop and switch to another drink, for fucks sake

your post confuses me, it really does

>>13126879
Half your country is obese too.

i like mtn dew

>>13126953
no

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/

>>13104002
sweetened doesn’t necessarily mean “sugary”. I think a tad bit of sugar brings out the flavor of the coffee, just as salt does to food.

>Why yes, I make my coffee half water, half boiling milk and use creamer, how could you tell?