/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13102149
>it's up
Literally nobody cares, faggot. Take your youtube obsession somewhere else.

>>13102154
It’s probably a shill.

>>13102154
Stop posting this. People actually enjoy these videos. Get over it, sweaty.

13102149
fuck this nasty jewess claire the stinking fat cow

More Christina videos when?

can we get these faggot threads banned please?

>>13102209
hope so desu
also rollen

>>13102175
“People”

>>13102209
rolling

>>13102149
>tfw no Claire gf

>potato chips are the most satisfying food in the world
>these are extremely satisfying thing to eat
>I feel ill eating these
I swear, I fucking hate her.

>>13102209
roll

>>13102242
Haha! You did the thing where you did quotes because you're being sarcastic! lmaooooooo

Should I get some ruffles from the vending machine /ck/? Unfortunately I think they only have the sour cream and bbq flavors.

>>13102149
Why do Americans refer to crisps as "chips"? Chips are pic related.

Americans should really learn English properly.

>playing around, rolling a potato in her hands
>flies under the oven
>OMG I DON'T EVEN KNOW EHAY HAPPENED, JUST STANDING HERE HOLDING A POTATO

>>13102337
Go put your soggy fries in a sandwich then fuck yourself with it, Nigel.

>>13102209
Roll Tide

>>13102149
>hmm, i’ve never tried these before
I hate this deceitful harlot.

>>13102209
Dr Gay

>>13102209
>these threads are cancer!!
>posts faggy roll images

HEY MODS, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE JACK THREADS, OR JOEY THREADS BUT THIS SHIT STAYS FOR DAYS.

>>13102362
>I Am A Cunt

>>13102343
Nigel, more like Niggel amirite.

>>13102365
It's paid advertising. These threads are very obviously protected however off topic they get.

>>13102375
So let's derail like crazy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOMIIING

>>13102384
>>13102209

>>13102209
rolling

>>13102384
>let's derail the thread
Looks like it's babbies first time in a Claire thread

>>13102315
>

>>13102384
only nazi stuff may help, it's a jewish series, so advertisers don't like their product to be associated with nazi things

>fat fuck stuffing his face
>fat retard having no idea how to cook
I hate her, but I'll take claire threads over those 2. We don't want that shit here when newfags come in from other boards. What a terrible impression.

>>13102209
Roll

>>13102388
based and dubschecked

She's making Mentos next

>>13102408
>I've never had Mentos before

>>13102399
I come here more or less exclusively for the Claire and Chili threads.

>>13102387
*hgggnnnnn'

>>13102375
this, online marketing was a mistake

>>13102209
Rollan

no

and look how they conveniently deleted the roll post. This thread is paid and protected advertising. SAD!

>>13102149
>FRESH CLAIRE KINO
>>13102154
this ffs

>>13102478
*ahem*

I wanna eat her dirty sweaty smelly asshole so fucking bad bros

>>13102533
I guarantee you it's just long, there's no fucking shape to it.

What the fuck, did she really throw away a perfectly good potato?

>>13102800
It landed on the floor and rolled around collecting all kinds of dirt. I would have thrown it away too if it was not my home kitchen.

this episode legit was underwhelming and sucked

>>13102337
A crisp is something more like Pringles, where you mush taters into a paste and then cut out shapes for frying.

Chips are chipped directly off of a potato.

>>13102808
>not washing it off and peeling off the outer layer
how rasteful

>>13102869
#1 rule in commercial kitchens: if it touches the floor it is not fit for service.
Picking food back up off the floor, or using a tool that has dropped on the floor, is an excellent way to give your customers staph infections.

friendly reminder chris morocco is the most based BA person.

can any diy anons tell me if this was a good idea or not?

>>13102343
Isn't it funny that so many Americans on 4chan are so sensitive. Lmao. Fucking idiot.

>>13102852
Do Americans call Pringles crisps then? I'd be surprised at that

>>13102887
Pringles aren't technically chips, so they have to be called potato crisps.

>>13102887
No one actually calls them crisps, but for legal purposes that's what it says on the tube.

BA GIRLS POWER RANKING:
1. Claire
2. Christina
3. Molly
4. Carla
5. Gabi
6. The Indian girl

oh god she seems so inauthentic
cute tho

>>13102880
It's not for a commercial kitchen though, it's a YouTube channel. It must be some retarded american logic.

>>13102149
Full disclosure before I watch, is based Brad in the video?

>>13103111
No

>>13103117
lmao who cares then

>>13102948
It's a commercial style kitchen staffed with commercially trained cooks for a commercial food publication. They've been around longer than the internet.

>>13102175
Fuck off Claire. You make shittier versions of junk food for your fatass audience. Take the tranny road and neck yourself.

such a forced concept now, boring as sin. a cynical cash cow.

>>13103127
because it's got based claire

>>13103144
>Claire
>based
You know there are women who will have sex with you for money, right? It’s better than dying a virgin...

>fat conde nast woman fawns over industrial food product episode 273
epic

>>13103149
>fawns
She disliked every flavor except the luxury milk chocolate

>>13103144
fair enough and dubs confirm.

Would'a liked if it had some based Claire and based Brad moments tho

>>13102896
>>13102902
Ah right crazy.

>>13103149
But she loved those chips.

>>13102149
This fat, 4/10 slampig is only slightly less disgusting than Babitch. Stop posting this revolting land whale.

>>13102533
me too bruh

i bet her cuck bf doesnt appreciate her little stink box like we would

god
so delectable
so delicious
so sweet
ugh
coming
coming
COMMINGGGG

please clare
i need to breath
just giv
me
a
sec
unfgdhghgfhgf frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
a little nuggie
oh
so sweet

>>13102149
Stop posting this witch

>>13103208
You sure are bad at spotting quality women.
>Not wanting to come home to fresh baked pastry
>Not wanting a gf that can cook
>Wanting a gf that spends 2 hours in front of a mirror and checks her plastic face every 30 minutes with her smart phone camera while posting it on her secret insta-thot account where her thirsty orbiters roam
>Wanting your kids to starve to death or getting fed industrial food because you married a bimbo instead of a wholesome mommy gf

have sex.

>>13102149
>Fat
>old
>kike
Why is this cunt shilled here again?

>>13103260
she cute

>>13103260
gb2/pol/

>>13103268
>>13103269
Claire ur making samefagging to obvious. i suggest u neck urself.

>>13102908
Indian girl is number 1. She and Brad make kino together. She's the girl Claire wants to be.

>>13103217

wat

>>13102149
Get this vile, offtopic (((hambeast))) out of here.

>>13102887

>>13102387
look at how that apron cuts into her back fat
if she's never eaten junk food, where is she supposed to be getting all these calories?

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!
I FUCKING LOVE CLAIRE!!!!

kys op stop shilling

>>13103805
Gallons and gallons of groid sperm

>>13102302
she ate a lot of them, incel

>>13102342
did she really throw it away just cause it went under the oven? it's not like you can't wash it

>>13102908
all the ethnic girls are based, except that ugly bengali with an arab name and the somali

>>13102149
>Claire is supreme
>Brad is very close second
>Clare + Brad best duo
>Chris Morocco solid third
Also Claire is being tortured alive by "Gourmet Eats" lets give her a series that makes her happy for once.

Give me your rankings and I'll judge you anons.

>>13104125
Brad has a really cute butt, a cute face with deep eyes and good skin. I pick him for my waifu.

Lmao imagine if claire actually went on this website. I can't imagine she'd be able to handle it for a second.

>>13102149
I love her so much, bros.

>>13103786
Really helping dispel the notion that some Americans on 4chan are sensitive as fuck, LMAO

>>13102149
>"particularly put off by sodium diacetate"
Who doesn't know that's just vinegar? Dropped. Never going to marry you now, Claire. Sorry.

>>13104978
>even considering marrying someone who doesn't know what a dremel is

>>13103145
Dying as someone who only ever paid for sex is much worse than dying a virgin.

>>13104383
Fuck off normy

>>13103850
I don't doubt the editor would have kept in the footage if she used it, it'd be bad for the bon appetit brand image. No one cares if they're wasteful, people do care if they're gross.

>>13105664
>don't doubt
Don't think / doubt

>>13102412
>Growing up in st Louis I know there were mebtos around bit I don't think I ever had one. Its not that my parents wouldnt let me, we just never bought them

>>13105180
>normy
You have to go back.

>>13104250
I think she would be happy to see so many wonderful compliments about her sexual appeal.

>>13102149
claire is based i wish she was my friend(girl)

>>13102337
those are freedom fries
learn to speak american, idiot
btw this website and the whole freaking internet was my by america

>>13102885
>claire la bandita
cute!

>bone apetit is best food youtub-
*blocks your path*

>>13105721
>unironic Buzzfeed shilling

/ck/ is dead.

>>13102149
It hurt me when @ 9:03 she takes a potato that rolled under the oven and just trashed it. THEY'RE GROWN IN THE FUCKING DIRT, JUST WASH IT.

>>13102149
She really dug into those chips in the beginning. Didn't claim she'd never had one either other than the Canadian flavor.

>>13105758
Food that ends up in the bin is Gabby's payment.

>>13105810
I actually hope so, I would root through garbage for a whole unpeeled potato.

>>13102852
For a second there that kind of made sense, then I realised that it doesn't. They don't "chip" potatoes, they slice them.

>>13103237
It won't stop because it's paid advertising and the tranny jannies and mods hate us

>>13105746
it's comfy kino

>>13105854
It and Unsolved carry Buzzfeed.

>>13105871
Reviewbrah is chaotic neutral the things he says are very cheeky if you pay attention.

>>13105871
This alignment chart is pretty fact but I might replace chaotic evil with ja/ck/

>>13105879
not compared to rhett and link my dude

huh

>>13105810
hahah

>>13105803
no. she said she had never had the canadian flavor or heard if it even though she lived in canada for one year

>no best duo thread
WHAT

THE

HEEEECK

https://youtu.be/zO5qtrG_ln4

>>13102337
Literally nowhere else in the english language is a square, thick object called a "Chip". A Chip is a small, flat piece of something, you dumb limey fuck.

>>13108373
based.
calling fried Julianne potatoes "chips" is almost as retarded as asking "how it looks like" or "how is this called"
Fuck I hate all of you.

>>13102149
Clair has become no. 2 ever since they gave the korean girl Christina some stuff to do. She has that really cool quirkiness that's very rare in Asian girls

>>13108416
i thought christina was chinese

>>13102158
it's probably that fat liberal bitch generating clicks for her masters so she doesn't get shitcanned.

>>13102908
Every person at BA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carla

>>13108373
True english language is considered by most amerilards a pretentious conspiracy to convert you to gombunism.

>>13108455
why does /ck/ hate carla so much?

>>13108450
>implying /ck/ is even a drop in the amount of views ba gets

>>13108455
idiot

>>13108466
she can be my italian mommy anytime

>>13102908
MOLLY
CARLA
GABI
ANDY
THE REST

>>13108449
she said her grandma made kimchi by the barrels so I can only assume

>>13102387
Dumpy slag belongs in a concentration camp

>>13108324
What's wrong with Americans on the street? Mashed potatoes are ruined potatoes.

>>13102908
Priya is my queen you fuck.

For me, it's Gabby from the bon appetit test kitchen. Theres nothing better than a short GILFs thick thighs. I wonder what kind of nutritional value she has to offer within her roast beef.

>>13109258
I wanna fuck her so much

>>13110702
Why is that nerd LARPing as Jas. Townsend and Son

luv Claire
'ate Brad
'ate Delaney

simple as

>>13102337
Fuck off to your toast sandwich, limey.

>>13108483
what trash fucking taste

>>13110716
Kek’ed hard

>>13104043
Brad is one of those guys you meet occasionally irl that is very different to have a conversation with because he doesn't take anything seriously, they're fine for about a minute but a pain in the ass to spend time with. I've met one of these irl before

Girls seem to love them though

Is Chris her boss or something?

He seems like a dick

>>13110852
He's king of her clit.

>>13110750
>'ate Delaney
Why? He basically just appears in some Claire episodes and that's it

>>13110799
go shill your ugly Asians somewhere else

I died a little bit inside.

>>13111674
pointless comeback and u still have terrible taste watching Carla and Molly is like watching paint dry or having to read your comebacks. absolutely insufferable. Youre just a dumb waifufag

>>13111995
he's gonna seling his dick right into her pussy

>>13111995
at least she's not a race mixer

>>13111995
That's the most Jewish sentence I've read in a while.

>>13102149
the fuck is wrong with her face?

>>13105871
Where is he

I love her /ck/

>offline: Claire
>online: eClaire

Just like the french pastry :3

>That mashed potato video with Carla and Molly
I like them both, but the texture was way too runny for my liking. Did get to learn about potatoes though, so that was cool.

>>13105758
>rich privileged NY roastie does rich privileged NY roastie things

imagine my shock

>>13114226
I love her ck too, if you realise the obscure undertext here

>>13106702
>there are fine metal shavings all over the food preparation area now
Press F for everyone who ate Claire's potato chips.

>>13112368
>doesnt refute
gb2 reddit dumb babby

>>13111605
he has 2 of his own series, alex eats it all and 1 of everything

>>13105721
It was good in the early seasons when it was just the two guys and Adam. Now they've thrown some fat asian girl in there and it seems overproduced. They've also run out of normal food to try so they do weird shit and travel to different countries.

>>13114929
>buzzfeed
>good

here's how claire would look if she were 20 years younger and invested in her looks instead of trying to compete with men.

>>13114956
if she was 20 years younger she'd be 13

I saw my oneitis watching BA

>>13114976
Yes, and?

>>13114956
How could she bake with those state droopers in the way?

>>13102885
>long hair not tied back when using powertools
>towel bandana when using powertools
Yeah she messed up pretty badly. Either of those are at risk of getting tangled in the dremel. Not as bad as a real drill but still a safety hazard. Also, buying a real Dremel band dremel is dumb because they're overpriced, especially if you're only using them once for that episode.

>>13116070
Fucking supervisors. Take your paperwork out of here and let the rest of us actually get the job done.

Brad confirmed racist

>>13116796
cant wait for him to holocaust that entire fucking building and swing out to safety with Molly on his hip!

>>13116796
I am literally shaking right now. He had better fucking apologize this is outrageous.

>>13102881
>a gay jew
>based

So bros does she tell us she's never had these too?

>>13103610
yikes. indian girl is worst girl.

she tries way too hard and its not a good look

>>13102337
>food item native to the Americas is brought back to Europe by the spanish, perfected by the French but somehow the UK thinks they have the claim to the name.
Go eat a spotted dick Nigel.

>>13116843
chris morocco is married to a woman and has kids
i was very surprised at this fact desu
>>13116858
no

>>13117002
if someone tries way too hard is andy

>>13114956
>she would have became a jewess

Yikes

>>13102908
I want to stick my penis inside priya.

>>13102908
>hawa

>>13117240
yuck

How much would these YouTube "stars" be paid by BA? Someone like an Andy, who is mostly just a background manlet but also has a few of his own videos - what would he make per year?

>>13116027
i bet she makes a great moose soup.

>>13102880
>who is mostly just a background manlet b

work in a commercial kitchen.
this isnt true.

>>13102908

>not having molly at the top

why did god choose you to be born?

>>13117777

FUCK YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD

>>13102149
she looks like she smells of stinky cheese

>>13117777
SOO WOO
>>13117926
D. D. Mega Doodoo.

>>13102149
I'm starting to find this series tedious.

>>13104978
Vinegar is acetic acid. Sodium diacetate is sodium bonded to 2 acetates, which is different than vinegar, although obviously related

>>13117708
Probably 70-80k. Brad has a moderately sized house in NJ that is worth 175-225k.

Americans get too easily triggered

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1544/28/1544288179604.jpg

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1544/29/1544290681996.png

this was a stupid episode because she literally just made some potato chips but at least the next one is mentos

>>13118363
>175-225k
seems like a low estimate for NJ real estate

>>13119040
>barely visible face
>birthmark on the wrong cheek
I'll go with "doesn't pass the sniff test", chief. Fake.

>>13119073
When did we find out which cheek she has a birthmark on?

I'm trying to figure out who from BA makes these threads since it's obviously not anyone they've shown from the office. Some intern maybe?
though I also don't know how easy it would be to convince anyone that the threads add views if you were to show an example of one. the weirdly aggressive and sexual overtones of the conversation is kind of distracting

>>13119040
Different eyebrows and different hair.
Step your game up.

>>13119057
ruffles >>> mentos

>>13119135
do you really think they're gonna waste time promoting their videos on some low traffic board from 4chan?

>>13119131
There was a motherless video, but it has been taken down.

This bitch is the dumbest thot to walk on two legs.