/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I’d get fitter, cos instead of falling into laziness I could just summon high protein, tasty meals whenever I needed them. Lentil soup and good black beans take forever to make. Let me genie that shit.

>>13082331
Hit me with that high plant protein poke bowl every meal breh

I would probably die from kidney failure, so I'd actually be pretty skinny.

>>13082325
>If you could have any food you want appear before you whenever a how much fatter would you be?
>any food I want
>want to try an anon's cooking
>copy any anon's food that intrigues me
>finally get opportunity to taste things through internet images
>review everything in detail
>refine my own sense of taste
>revive the /ck/ challenge with a reasonable metric and new gimmick
>become savior /ck/ deserves
>this will never happen
I wish I could get isekai'd into your whimsical version of reality, OP.

Euros are so fucking disgusting. Get your shit together.

>>13082325
I'll be the same size as I usually am, just give everything to the wife. :)

>>13082325
>If you could have any food you want appear before you whenever
How is that not already true for you? You can get anything you want delivered in minutes now. Wouldn't make much of a difference if the delivery time were 0 minutes instead of 15.

>>13082325
I'd probably die before getting fat. I can control my wine intake because I can't get it too easily, but I'd die in a day if I had all wine appear in front of me.

>>13083009
Based
>>13085007
and Architect Pilled. Why even learn to cook if feeding isn't your fetish?

>>13082325
I'd frequently summon my favorite rare wild mushrooms that only grow one month every year in buttfuck nowhere with the benefit of accurately getting those exact species with no chance of making a poisonous mistake. And then I'd summon arborio rice and make mushroom risotto everyday and get pretty fat.

>>13085991
>not summoning pounds of edible gold leaf and crashing the economy at your own benefit

>>13082325
I'd probably actually lose weight. I enjoy eating low carb but I work 60 hours a week and don't have the time to go to the store/make ribeyes.

id lose massive amounts of weight.id be conjuring up raw salads with garbanzo beans and lemon juice dressing, nonfat greek yogurt with stevia and fresh montmorency cherries or vanilla beans, cacao nibs blended with goat milk and stevia, stir fried chinese broccoli and snow pea greens, fresh mint tea, small servings of marcona almonds, chilled melon of all types, satsumas, sumo oranges, tabouleh, tiny chunks of parmigiano, marinated feta cubes, grilled steak, grilled salmon, single egg omelettes with lots of green onions. yummmmmm

I'd probably lose weight as well.

I like healthy meals, but don't often fix them for myself. Also, I can't stand to throw food away so I tend to eat all I cook even if I cooked too much.

Quite a bit fatter, but I'd also die pretty quick so that's ok.

>>13082325
on the one hand, i'd constantly be summoning cilantro rice with grilled chicken, black beans, and peppers/veggies. but i can picture myself summoning pecan pie, jack in the box tacos, little caesars, and kfc for cheat meals and randomly at 2am when i'm starving

>>13082325

Wouldn't everybody be slimmer?

You could say I want a delicious 500 calorie food for dinner today and it would appear in front of you.