/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm frankly surprised gays even bother using the term /date night/ for what degenerate shenanigans you get up to

>>13079354
No, and not even because its for a date, just in general its a kind of lazy and odd meal. Also the bacon looks a bit flimsy. But it really all depends on the person you're dating, if that's what they're into or if they're a causal stoner then okay I guess.

>>13079354
Pros
>Chad Face

Cons
>Gay haircut
>weak skinnyfat
>tanktop
>"dinner" on a living room couch

>>13079354
>reverse image search
>no results
It’s actually fucking you
>>13079384
This guy is the most insecure chad of all time, he’s been posting on 4chan for like 10 years, can’t believe he’s still around. Used to be big into alpha/beta threads on /b/

>>13079361
The average white Woman has easily eclipsed us in that regard to be completely honest

Too much flabby flesh on show. Would put me right off that miserable-looking anyway ‘food’. Loving the random mouse and mat, by the way. I suppose the one upside is you had to eventually clean that table top of all its residue stale pizza cheese and cheetos when you moved the fucking computer.

>>13079354

Are you having dinner with us on /ck/, mister gay person?

Are these guys starting eating together when hooked up on grindr?cute.

>>13079466
What happens if I say yes?

>>13079503
Then I hide your gay thread.

>>13079503
I say you're a cutie.

those chocolate milk whatever drink appear to have curdled

>>13079376
FLOPPY BACON IS THE BEST BACON. DEBATE ME

>>13079689
It has to be crispy, otherwise the fat isn't rendered and ends up chewy.

>>13079354
He's cute asf but whoever is bottoming shouldn't consume anything other than the cup of coffee.

>>13079391
I remember lol “this is what a true alpha looks like”

>>13080562
>thinking he's the top
wew

>>13080562
there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

>>13079354
Looks more like a rape night to me.

>>13080590
Bitch if I had a top as cute as him I'd ride him til sunrise

That poor man. What is that, just bacon, cut up weiners, some sort of carb and chocolate milk? Legit "wifey material" deluded roastie served that as a meal for a first date?? I'd cook you so much more :(

>>13080610
I, too, have low standards.

>>13080610
You have no idea how much he needed to hear this

t. /soc/

Wait, OP is a daggot? Dude in pic is a pole rider???? Damn it, I take it back. I'd cook a pile of feces for you.

>>13080636
If he's on /soc/ then how come I haven't seen him on Grindr?

>>13079384
>That
>Chad face

no

>>13079406
This
unironically

>>13080486
Yes, exactly, I like chewy bacon.

>>13079406
Fuck...

>this thread

>>13080562
hes clearly the bottom

>>13080598

>>13079354
hell no bro, some pasta, maybe alfredo, and get some sweet ass dessert to make it right, don't forget wine or champagne

>>13079354
>2 non homemade hash browns
>Meme bacon
>Sliced up hot dog
>what seems to be chocolate milk
... do you really need to ask?

>>13079354
Not for me, because I’m not a breakfast person unless its pancakes

>>13079354
>bacon
>potatisplättar
>ingen lingonsylt
>korv från ingenstans
1/10, you can smell that there was no forethought from miles away

>>13079433

>>13079354
Looks like breakfast? Personally I'd take a black coffee but if someone offered, I'm not against hash browns, bacon or sausage/hot dogs.

Better question is who took the photo?

>>13079361
hearty chuckle tbqf

>>13079361
lol "shenanigans.."
If two gays are dating, they will enjoy romance to its fullest, do all the sweet cute things to each other like sending hearts, surprise visits, candelit restaurants, staying at home cuddling and playing vidya games under the covers, etc. Dating in the gay world is much more similar to the dating world of pre-21st century straights.

"shenanigans" are only had if the gays are not "dating," and they're just fucking. In which case, that's not "shenanigans" that's just... fucking.

>>13079354
The guy is gayfat.
The table, couch, pillows, and carpet are the most generic, cheapest American furniture you can find.
The food is bacon, sausages, and something fried.

2/10 would not date.

>>13082555
remind me not to turn my back on this guy

>>13082568
I'll get u eventually mate, no worries ;)

>>13079354
upon inspection, i would never date this guy

>>13082858
Is it the bodies?

>>13079354
Needs vegetables.

>>13079354
this is a date ?
who the fuck goes on date in god damned sweat pants and tank top ?
the hair looks stupid as fuck , who still shaves the side of their head and has a hair mush room on top ?
he is mushy fat , with a starter beer belly , which is explained by the dinner plate , bacon , hot dogs and fried something , and chocolate milk , this is something you might feed a 9 or 10 year old kid.
which is exactly how he looks and dresses ,
if this is you , you have issues and if you are dating this ..YOU really have issues.

>>13079354
as long as they tried, im happy

>>13083395
Calm down virgin boy.

>>13083395
u have never been in love

I've been on very few actual official dates. but looks ok

>>13079354
A "first date" night? Abso-fuckin-lutely not.
>shitty, microwaved-looking food
>basically in pajamas
>eating on the couch

As a "date night" for an established couple though? Sure.

did you hit that shit?

>>13083395
lol have sex loser

>>13080562
This is true, when anal sex is on the menu, there should be no food at all, that just makes for a shitty dick, and ruined sheets.
Your date night food should come from the 24 hour drive thru on your way home from this Craigslist casual encounter.

>>13083512
>how to make sure you get the AIDS

>>13083522
AIDS is not a concern when both partners already have it

>>13083529
KEK

Sodomites should keep to their containment board.

>>13079354
1993 called and wants its post back

>>13079354
sóyboy

>>13083401
Have sex (with me)

>>13079384
Add:
>computer mouse in the living room ??????????

>>13083731
He obviously has a computer hooked up to his tv

>>13083747
ewww

>>13080562
Agreed. I've had my dick shit on, but god was looking out for me when I chose to wear a condom out of the blue. I still give him *shit* for it to this very day

>>13080610
>Baltz

>>13079354
the worst thing about this post is that hideous couch
worst brown accent i have ever witnessed and thats saying a lot trust me

>>13083718
Post body.

>>13079354
>wearing a wifebeater when you have flabby arms

lazy gay

>>13079406
Touché

>>13083395
guess how I know youre a retarded bumbling idiot

>>13079354
Leaving aside how things look (seriously put on a fucking shirt)

The meal appears to be some sort of potato croquette or hashbrown, streaky bacon, and sausage or hot dog cut into thick coins? Also chocolate milk.

That's uh... yeah. Gonna be a big no. Nothing about that looks appetizing. Unless you're hung over/already drunk, I guess. At least put some fucking eggs and toast in there you lazy fuck

Ugh. This shitty fucking /b/ tier thread.

>>13079354
Maybe with your wife.

>>13079354
Vegetables are needed. Can't imagine how he expects that all to digest well.

>>13085599
Implying he has a wife that isn't a body pillow

>>13079354
god i hate trannies.

>>13079354
What do I begin.

Let's start with your furniture. The lighting in your house makes your couch look like green tar. Your rug looks like some trippy Earthbound shit, if you're gonna have a pattern like that, why have it on the floor where you're not gonna see it 95% of the time? No placemats for the dishes or coasters for the cups? A computer mouse in the living room?

And then your clothes, man. For your athletic aesthetic, your tanktop should be tucked in because when you're lifting you don't want any loose clothing to cause an issue, especially deadlifts. But you probably didn't know that because it doesn't look like you lift. You look shapeless and baggy.

And then your dinner is this Kid Cuisine shit, bacon, sliced franks and two cookies. So the majority of calories are empty and coming from sugar. Awful.

Is that coffee or what?
>>13079406
Lol. Does anyone have that study that showed that it's common for gay men to have had over a thousand sex partners, most of them being complete strangers? Very few women can even compete with the average gay man when it comes to degeneracy.

>>13083649
soyim

>>13086748
>common for gay men to have had over a thousand sex partners
I remember someone bringing that up before and there is no fucking way it's true.

>>13082555
lol

>>13086748
yes it's coffee, however you would like to describe it) will be a more palatable option for you, the brewer, than the other way around. You may also try adding small amounts of a coffee extract called decaf (1% or less) to taste and see if that changes your drinking habits (if you have sensitive taste buds, a few drops may not be enough). A coffee blend is more interesting anyway, and if you have a good reason for adding coffee to your meal, it will work. You should try everything to see which works and which doesn't.

The final two points are that you should eat as much of the meal as possible, and make sure you have something else to go with it if possible. One suggestion for this is to make your meal a little snack. Try adding some small pieces of cheese, crackers or crackle/creme paste with your salad or fruit.

>>13086841
well there is 365 days in a year. taking the conservative estimate of one unknown sex partner per day a single mo could breach that tally in less than three years... while the average lifespan of a patient with untreated AIDS is three years. so... I would not say it is in anyway an impossibility to hit that mark.

>>13079361
>degenerate shenanigans
Literally what? Sex? I don't get it

>>13087252
Degenerate shenanigans gay people participate in such as the horrible act of "blasphemy" (the act of cursing Jesus as gay), same-sex marriage, and same-sex marriage advocates who argue that because the Bible forbids homosexual acts, it also forbids straight sex, because gay men are unable to reproduce. These people are not gay.

Many of those "pro-gay" people do not actually support gay rights. Instead, they are pro-"heterosexual" rights. And they do all this using the most pernicious and pernicious argument in the book—the idea that it takes a woman and a man to raise a child. In the modern day, it takes only two to raise a child. But that is no longer the truth. There are plenty of women and a few men who are able to do all of that. You do not have to be a woman or a man to have a child. You only have to be a mother, and a mother is not a woman or a man. You will not have to marry a woman or a man in order to bear a child.

>>13087287
I'm even more confused

>>13087287
god isnt real mate

>>13087293
That may be the AI poster.

>>13082165
trodde det hette potatisbullar?
men att ej ha lingonsylt borde fan straffas med avrättning.
hade han varit en riktig man så hade han kört på älgskavsgryta med potatis och lingonsylt.

>>13080598
fucking erika moen

>>13083996
pussy
you don't deserve to be having sex

>>13087293
that's what you get for feigning confusion

BOY NEXT DOOR

Do European 'people' really eat on the couch?

Anybody else think he's crying himself to sleep tonight over this?