/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It is yummy.

What's with the rocky mountain oysters

>>13074335
Looks disgusting

>>13074343
Don't have anything like that. I have the steak and boiled eggs.
>>13074346
No it doesn't.

>>13074355
Hmmm...
What's with the prairie oysters?

>>13074368
I don't understand this meme.

Why would you have that with oysters?

>>13074335
>lamb and seafood
why

The oysters look pretty good but the steak itself is disgusting.

hello jason

>>13074335
>lambsteak
>egg
>mexicoke
>milk in a jar
Have you considered the innumerable benefits of immediate suicide?

>>13074418
What did you eat for dinner? A tofu burger(sans bun), some blueberries and a soymilk?

>>13074335
Don't listen to these other faggots, this was a nice blog post.

>>13074427
20 ounces of Lamb's, and still working on the bottle. Also:
>eating on a fucking mousepad
OP is a faget.

>>13074436
Should I put my plate on my keyboard? idiot.

>>13074440
>eating at the computer screen
You're an utter reprobate, but that's a prerequisite to post here.

>>13074447
My sister and her kids are staying with us, so I let them sit at the table with their grandparents.

>>13074436
did you have hard boiled eggs with your lamb's

>>13074450
I'm sure you're a good person, and good at cooking. You're probably very handsome, and well-respected by your peers. Your family loves you very much, and your life is full of meaning.

>>13074452
>boiled eggs while drinking
Never again.

>>13074471
All of that is true. I am Chad.

>>13074335
>>13074337
Quite possibly one of the worst cooked pieces of meat I've ever seen on this board, consider ending your pathetic existence

>>13074507
...Nakeyta?

>>13074335
How did you manage to get grill-like indentations, but no sear?

>>13074540
Probably a Foreman grill.

>>13074371
A prarie oyster is a raw egg with Worcestershire sauce and tabasco eaten in one gulp.

>>13074552
alternatively, a bison testicle

>>13074335
>>13074337
Horrendous

>>13074540
Idk what you mean. I cooked it on a grill.

>>13074573
Was it a George Foreman?

>>13074335
>>13074337
Fucking RAW

>>13074337
Yum worms!

>>13074689
No.
>>13074835
>>13074841
It's red meat. I can and do eat it raw regularly.

>>13074863
>It's red meat. I can and do eat it raw regularly.
Uh oh sweetie!
>he doesn't know...

>>13074507
holy shit you're a white version of me

>>13074335
Try heating the grill before and during the cooking process next time

>>13074863
There is a major difference between raw and rare, not just in the touch and the taste but in the look as well.

>>13076537
Let me tell you the difference between raw and rare meat: raw meat is not only more nutritious, but you'll get better flavor, as well. Some things in the meat industry can cause your health to suffer even longer than they originally did if left unchecked, so I wanted to get this info out as soon as I was sure of it.

Raw meats are what you get when you scratch the surface, or if you accidentally eat raw meat, such as, say, grilled chicken. The best way to cook these is to cook them very very slowly—or, you can boil them. If you boil them, they'll brown very quickly and you'll lose flavor from all of your meat.


So, what types of raw meat do you want to cook? I want you to think about what you're eating in your diet. Here are some tips:

Raw meat will be the most nutritious

Try to limit your raw meat intake to less than 1/2 hour a day

Choose lean cuts of meat that have not begun to get crispy yet

If possible, don't eat grilled meat.

>>13074337
Hello OP. Great work on the rareness here. I still miss some searing. My trick to get good searing while still keeping the centre delicious rare is to keep the meat in the refrigerator until it goes into the pan. It seems you have used a grill pan, like I love to use myself. This have to reach ridiculous heats before you put on the meat. If there is any fat residues in it, these should start to smoke before you put on the meat.

>>13076544
No, you are wrong. We cook food because the nutrition is not entirely accessible, the process of cooking allows us to absorb more nutrients from the food, this is a basic fact. Because of this fact we have these big brains today where you can talk a bunch of bullshit and I can correct you. We don't eat rare meat because its the closest to raw, Its because that is when it is perfectly cooked, Idiot.

>>13077512
Oh wow

>>13076544
>If you boil them, they'll brown very quickly
Retard.

My burgers from last night

>>13074507
Not gonna lie, you look good. Although you might want to shave.

>>13077538
Pretending to be retarded is still retardation.

>>13077596
Why are they being simmered?

>>13077896

I put them in pan with a little bit of olive oil. For some reason, all the juice bubbled up like this and I thought it was going to overflow. They ended up tasting good, but idk what happened. They were pretty lean too.

What do you think happened?

>>13077933
Even lean ground beef is incredibly fatty compared to normal cuts. Was the beef frozen first? I find that sometimes does something with the water content, and it ends up kind of coming out of the meat easier and causing this. Water plus grease = bubbly simmering mess. I pretty much only grill burgers now, pan fried comes out too greasy for me. Gives me the illusion that it's healthier, too.

>>13078007

Nah it wasn't frozen.

Idk maybe I'll stick with turkey burgers. But they taste worse and a weird gray goo comes out of them when cooking

>>13077596
Those poor fucking burgers

>>13078195
>grey goo
I've had that with chicken before, apparently it's the extra protein-water shit they add to some poultry. Might not be the same shit though, dunno.

Burgers are great, just use a griddle or something where the majority of the greasy shit can run off. They still stay juicy enough as long as you don't overhandle them.

>>13074507
What's up kenny, you should come back to Mankato.

>>13078198

They were delicious

But my girlfriend dropped one on the floor and I yelled at her for being careless, and she freaked out and we had a huge fight where she said we might have to break up because I'm too critical. But I said well you were careless and she said no I wasn't. But I think I was justified in being upset

Anyways the burgers were delicious, I ate while she was storming around the house

>>13078305
>I ate while she was storming around the house
>dating a cloud

>>13074565
No, that's a rocky mountain oyster.

>>13074335
>>13074337
looks good anon.

>>13074355
>No it doesn't.
not that degenerate frogposter but yes, it does. something about flash photos taken in dark rooms always makes the food look worse though. it's a patented "poverty" aesthetic. your lamb steak looks like it has no browning, and is raw inside. it looks absolutely disgusting. I hope you enjoyed it though.

looks like fucking rubber, m8

mirin that lamb OP, good work. how much was it per weight in your country? why with boiled eggs though? seems like a weird mix. i usually have poached eggs for breakfast.

>>13081038
It was good. I'm having chicken breast and hotdog tonight.

>>13081110
It was like $7 USD for a 1lb steak or something.

>>13074335
Honestly, I wouldn't eat that, but not because I think you fucked it up. I just don't like big chunks of meat. It looks like you cooked it how you like it. I don't know why there are boiled eggs there, but who fucking cares? I hope you enjoyed it. WHo gives a shit what I think besides that?

>>13081122
I literally lol'd.

>>13081110
With boiled eggs because I like the taste of boiled eggs and they are nutritious.

>>13077512
Cooking makes the energy in good more accessible but it also makes certain nutrients less bioavailable. It's also not that simple either because cooked meat ALSO has certain nutrients that are more bioavailable when cooked. Just do what most cultures have done and switch up when, what meats you eat raw or cooked.

>>13076544
This is a phenomenal schizopost

>>13077933
You shouldn’t cook burgers with the top on. It doesn’t allow the water to evaporate off, so it condenses on the lid and circulates back into the pan, creating this disgusting mess and destroying any chance of a crust on your boiled burgers

>>13081122

>>13081129
Yeah go ahead and eat raw meat, enjoy your parasites and bacteria moron.

>>13081187
There is nothing wrong with eating raw meat. You feed your dog raw meat, don't you?

>>13081122
either your fork is the size of a trident, or those aren't itty bitty chicken breast cutlets. looks like trash.

>>13074447
>You're an utter reprobate
Greetings fellow Calvinist.

>>13081195
No I don't

>>13081221
they're from a chick not a chicken

>>13074507
wow you look just like me

>>13074507
Shouldn't you be doing more MRE review videos, steve?

this thread is a fucking mess

>>13078795
you wrote this 9 hours ago and i literally have not been able to stop thinking about this reply since

>>13081496
I'd like to say you were both wrong but those burgers were a travesty, and it is entirely your fault. If I was given those and told it was supposed to be food I would throw the burgers out of the window and then throw the plate at the wall.

>>13081187
Stop buying Walmart. I get half a cow every year from a local farmer, eat it raw sometimes (4/5 times a month) and I am yet to get sick at all. You're just a misinformed idiot.

>>13074507
incel

>>13077933

kek, people really do use oil to cook burgers here

no it's not kek, it's fucking sad

>>13074418
>>13074335
He's not wrong, OP.

Tonight is chicken breast and egg with franks red hot in a wrap.

>>13074335
Never seen lamb steak before. It's all chops, racks or boneless legs around here.

>>13084377
It's a lamb leg steak, specifically.

>>13078305
Nothing of value was lost when that burger hit the floor

>>13078305
Yelling over a burger is pathetic but threatening an end to a relationship over being yelled at for being dumb is more pathetic.

>>13074335
Mexican coke is based

>>13084853
I prefer Colombian

>>13081122
Good shit Op.
You got me.