/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13076078
I can’t eat without watching a YouTube video or a Twitch stream anymore.

>>13076078
I can't eat around other people

>>13076078
i cannot stand thick fancy spoons (like those you get with expensive cutlery)

the spoon I use is made out of very thin metal. The way it feels in my mouth is just right. And if my sister uses it I get quite annoyed because theres only one in the house. I've been low key searching for thin cheapo sheet metal spoons but even dollar store ones are too thick for my liking.

>>13076083
I can eat in complete silence, but, I gotta have something playing on my phone when I do the cooking.
Currently; all the Horus Heresy audiobooks. I'm not even into WH40k although I have to say the production on these is pretty good for audiobooks.

>>13076083
when i eat alone outside i just whip out my phone and start watching videos on it

or browse 4chan

>>13076122
This. The mouthfeel of thick cutlery is just unpleasant and wrong.

>>13076078
I prefer to use salad forks and teaspoons over table forks and table spoons. The latter usually just sit in my cutlery drawer unless I have guests. I'd rather not be known as the weird guy who only sets the table with the small cutlery.

>>13076078
Here in Florida we still have plastic straws and standard capacity magazines, what are the pasta straws like? I've heard people hate the paper ones but pasta doesn't sound that bad.

>>13076078
>you plebians who get ice touching your lips every time you drink and never get the full flavor of your beverage
Lmao you're drinking shit soda with ICE in it and you're yapping about full flavor? the low temperature alone diminishes the spectrum of what you can and can't taste.

Know why white wine is served at ~12℃ while red wine is served at ~16℃? To prevent you from tasting just how acidic the white wine in.
So do the whole world a favor and stick your straws up your ass so you can finally die from rectal bleeding.

>>13077531
"finally"

Kek

>>13077531
*plebeians
Get it right, cunt.

>>13076078
i made chicken nuggets and spaghetti and meatballs for lunch and combined them and pretended it was chicken Parmesan

>>13077516
Pasta sucks just as bad as paper straws. Metal or glass is the way to go.

>>13076078
yo mommas autistic

>>13076078
What’s the up charge on bucatini now that it has new branding?

>>13076265
Stop it.

>>13076083
Look up rat utopia and reevaluate your life

>>13077645

>>13076078
Just don’t get ice.

>>13076078
Move to Europe and you will not be troubled with unwanted ice.

>>13076078
I don't use a knife on my steak and just bite the shit out of it.

>>13076122
Go to a thrift shop or antique store. There's always tons of (used) silverware and you can buy them individually.

>>13076078
Is that like a thick buccatini or is there another name for this pasta shape?

>>13076078
biting into string cheese

Before every mean I have to lick all my silverware before I use it. When I'm with others in public I try to lean down and hide what I'm doing. I've been questioned twice and I just act like I can't hear them/don't understand.

>>13076078
I always sip a bit of the salty pasta water after I remove the pasta.

>>13079530
Look up ligma

>>13080968
Who's Steve jobs?

>>13079530
It's mouse utopia.
Maybe you should do a little more reading about it yourself.

>>13080586
You know if you can put it into your mouth entirely rather than licking it externally you can probably do that fairly unassuming.
>get food
>insert fork into mouth
>remove fork
>eat
Slightly weird but not "leaning down to the table to slurp the silverware" weird.

>>13080988
Nuance difference
Point stands

>>13076083
Why did I do this to myself

>>13076122
We almost only have the thin shit in this house. Pretty sure Ikea has what you're looking for.

>>13077633
It was a quote. Did you miss the green colour?

>>13076078
I eat with knife and fork in opposite hands to what’s classed as the norm