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Hello welcome... *distorted static*

>> No.13069885

>Hellah, wewcome tah Mac Donna's can I take yo oidah?

>> No.13069888

Lemme get uuuuuuuuuuh

>> No.13069933

>>13069875
Yeah I'll have one plain hamburger with nothing on it. Just a plain hamburger

*hands you a cheeseburger with onions*

>> No.13070714

Heya, I'll get a.... uhh.... hmmmmmmm let's see what looks good here... oh, it says here that you can get 20 mcnuggets for five bucks, that's pretty neat! uhh how about a... no, not that one... hmm... I would get my usual quarter pounder with extra onion... but I sure am hungry... maybe the double quarter pounder... no, wait... ho hummm, so many great selections... Is your coffee fresh? I might just get that and make food at home... but I'm not sure if I feel like cooking tonight... sigh... I sure wish I could decide quickly! How embarassing, right? Uhhh... not sure I'm in the mood for a wrap, those usually aren't enough for me... and flour tortillas usually give me bathroom problems, if you know what I mean! Hahaha... hehe... anyway, I think I know what I want now! Finally, about time right? I will actually... try... the... double fill it-o-fish combo this time... no cheese, please... and I will get that with the... large fry... and a pepsi, or whatever cola drink you have here, I can never remember for some reason. Oh, not sure if I mentioned... but no cheese on that double fill it-o-fish, if that's not too much trouble. Also on the side I... will... hmm... I will also get a medium double double... that's two sugars and two creams. And I think that will be everythi- oh, hold on - let me quickly call my wife and see if she wants anything.

>> No.13070727

>>13069885
honestly i find the voices of people who speak like that quite soothing

>> No.13070734

>southwest chicken wrap
Op is a time traveler.

>> No.13070795

>welcome back bzzzzzz can I get for you tday?

>> No.13070828

>>13070714
Someone actually typed this this out.

>> No.13070837
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13070837

yeah, can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhh

>> No.13070905
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13070905

The PLLLT ice PLLLT cream PLLT machine PLLT isn’t PLLT working PLLT today.

>> No.13070907

>>13069875
My local mcdonalds used to have that comfy red monochrome display. Now they got giant screens for the menu that show everyone waiting behind you in the drive through what kind of fatass you are.

>> No.13071251
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>>13070714
get a real job, zoomer

>> No.13071280

>>13069875
>Go to McDonalds drive thru
>Can't make out the voice
>Not sure what to do next
Think real hard. Why did you go there? Was it to get food? Maybe try ordering.

>> No.13071286

>>13069875
gimme ah the 20 nugs
also I'll get a uh double filet o fish a large frie and a large sprite

>> No.13071647

2 mcdoubles and 2 chocolate chip cookies for me, please

>> No.13071656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCTzDWtrdes

>> No.13071666

Yeah can I get a *distorted primordial screech* with ketchup only and a large sweet tea please.

>> No.13071667

>>13069875

>> No.13071717

>>13071656
I like how the other car just casually pulls up.

>> No.13071729

sever my leg please sir?

>> No.13073355

>>13071656
was that her final form at the end?

>> No.13073404

>>13071729
It's the greatest day

>> No.13073409
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13073409

> go to 24hr McDonald's at 1 AM
>absolute chaos, five employees running around aimlessly
> floor is sticky
> yeah can I get a cheeseburger and a six piece McNuggets
> we only accept cash
>ok
> employee goes in back, calculating total is one of the most difficult math problems ever solved
> other employees yelling "I need a cheeseburger and a six piece!" repeatedly
> yelling continues
> that will be $3.87
> pay with $5 bill
> more yelling, more math
> cashier gives me $1.17
> more yelling in the back "I need a cheeseburger and a six piece! I need a cheeseburger and a six piece!"
> finally the cashier puts the food in a bag and hands it to me
>I finally leave with my food at 1:35
>mcnuggets are dry

>> No.13073443

>>13071656
Based cust

>> No.13073451

>>13069875
haven't been since the 90s, because I'm better thEn you ;)

>> No.13073453

>>13069933
15 an hour

>> No.13073457

>>13069875
im always in awe of people who take longer than 30 seconds to place an order.

there are people behind you. it's a simple menu. you've been coming here for years. fucking GO

>> No.13073456

>>13070828
It's nothing when using a keyboard instead of a touchscreen.

>> No.13073629
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>>13069875
>girls' voice comes out of the speaker
>imagine if she's a qt

>> No.13073645

>>13073451
But not better at spelling, evidentially.

>> No.13073777

>>13069875
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.13073800
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13073800

>>13070837
Umi knows what she wants

>> No.13074050

>>13073629
>pull up to the window
>its a tranny

>> No.13074067
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>>13070714
JUST PULL FORWARD GOD FUCKING DAMN

>> No.13074070

Proud to say I’ve never done this. The fucking state of any fat arse who literally doesn’t have even the cardiovascular strength to actually walk into a fast food outlet to order their fucking burger. Just pitiful.

>> No.13074081

>>13069875
YEA LEMME GET A FUCKING uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... a fucking uhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.13074403
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13074403

Hi, yes, I'd like to order a um... aha, a girlfriend, actually. You got any of those back there? Oh, no cheese, though. Oh I'm just kidding. Just pullin' your leg, champ. Man, I remember working in a little fast food joint back when I was your age. Really sucked! But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that. Haha, time flies. Time flies. Time flies... You know what, kid? I think I know what I'd like. Yeah, a choc-o-lat-tay shake! I haven't had one since I was a kid! And here I was all gung-ho about trying the McRib again but you know what? Life's movin' too fast for the both of us, so why not live a little? Ahaha, so yes, that'll be a medium chocolate shake, champ.

Huh? What's that? Ice cream machine's down? So you're not gonna make me a shake, is that what you're sayin? Haha, well, that is. Huh. Yeah, that definitely puts a sting in my afternoon, lemme tell you. You know what? That's bullshit. That's just some prime fucking bullshit. Why don't you sit tight over by the window, alright? I'm gonna come and pull up and blow your goddamn brains out, kid. Are you fucking with me? No chocolate shake? You stupid cunt, you fucking wretched animals. I should burn this shit down to the ground and string you up like a pinata so I can beat the absolute fuck out of you. Fucking idiot. Fuck McDonalds. I'll take a large water, thanks.

>> No.13074420

>>13074403
BASED AS FUCK. 10/10

>> No.13074429
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>>13074070
You've never gone through a drive thru?

>> No.13074564

>Person wakes up
>Walks out to their car in the morning
>Driving to work
>Spend several minutes getting off highway
>Spend several more minutes getting to the McDonald's parking lot
>Another minute to get in line
>Waits a minute or two in line
>Finally, time to order
>"Yes, I'll have one one senior coffee"
>"Is bzzztt all sir?"
>"One senior coffee"
>"That will bzzztt one dollar you bzzttt ger"
>Pulls forward to wait in line, another minute or two. Just in time for breakfast rush hour.
>Pays in cash. Cashier takes a half minute to make change.
>Finally gets coffee
>Another several minutes to get on the road, wait for the red lights, back on highway
>All of this for one coffee

I'll will never understand this shit, just make coffee at home. Boomers force us all to live in the hell they have created.

>> No.13074580

>>13074564
MY TIME IS VALUABLE WHICH IS WHY I SPEND IT POSTING ON AN INTERNET FORUM I AM SUCCESSFUL PLEASE BELIEVE ME

>> No.13074583
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>>13069875
i always scream my orders and rev my engine because i know how much it hurts the wagies ears

>> No.13074595

hol up hol up hol up
lemme get uhhh
lemme get uhhhhh
lemme get one of dem uhh
one of dem
dem uhhh one of dem hamburgz n shiiiiiet

>> No.13074596

>>13070714
I hate this. Why would you even get in line if you had no intention of eating there in the first place or didn't know what you even wanted from there?

Every time I get a craving for McDonalds I know exactly what the craving is, what I want, and I go out and get it. Takes seconds to say my order.

>> No.13074618

>>13073409
I don't go to McDonald's after 8 pm anymore.
I always end up waiting 30 minutes for 2 sandwiches and they always get something wrong.

>> No.13074643

>>13073409
At that point anyone who actually stays to get food at that place is just doing it to observe and prolong the suffering

>> No.13074730

>>13069875
YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGER

>> No.13074737

>>13074730
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SELL-

>> No.13074776

sorry sir, the burger machine is down

>> No.13074794
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>>13074776
Do Americans really?

>> No.13074821
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13074821

>Go to McDonald's
>Order three McDoubles well done
>Order one McChicken rare
>Two medium fries

Who else twisted fucking psycho?

>> No.13074945

>>13073800
So damn cringey. Just go back

>> No.13074952 [DELETED] 

>>13074403
It's not funny. SAGE

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>>13074776

>> No.13074982

>>13074564
Nobody's forcing you to do shit you fucking idiot. That's the most reddit shit I've read all day. Just go back and complain on your bernie bros page you millennial faggot.

>> No.13074983

>>13074403
lmao

>> No.13075003

>>13074794
I went to Burger King a couple weeks ago and their broiler was broken. So yes, Americans really.

>> No.13075098

>>13074821
They actually gave me a medium well Whataburger once.
I'm sure the guy just undercooked it but it was fucking good.

>> No.13075101

>>13073453
>Here is $8 a hour now be happy you can work with such a team.
>8×8=64 then tax = 50-55 per day.
>Giving a single fuck?

>> No.13075120

>>13074583
>Rev engine bc I know it hurts the wagies ears
I bet you also cut the filters because it looks cool.

>> No.13075128

>>13075120
I pull them out with my teeth

>> No.13075143

>>13070714
top zozz

>> No.13075185

>>13074982
>boomer mad that he wastes 20 minutes of his life every day just to get a cup of coffee

>> No.13075723

>>13069875
I'll have a uuuuuhhhhhhhh *static bubbling*
*beep boop*
Hello?

>> No.13075748

>>13074982
You're retarded. Go back to /fit/.

>> No.13075768

>>13070714
i worked drive thru at one of my first jobs and i swear niggas would order like this

>> No.13075818

>>13071729
>>13073404
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior

>> No.13075869

food broke

>> No.13075979

>>13073409
>I need a cheeseburger and a six piece! I need a cheeseburger and a six piece!
oh my god i'm dying

>> No.13076429

>>13069875
>get to window
>the person taking your money is the same person who was speaking to you through the intercom

>> No.13076474
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>"Hi there, how are you doing today?"
>"Fine, thank you."
>silence
>"Can I get, uh..."
Is this all Wendy's, or do I just happen to live near a weird one?

>> No.13076494

>>13076474
It's just you. It's obviously your first time at a drive thru speaker or you're just not intelligent enough to understand what to do.

>> No.13076503

>>13076494
>wholesome greeting
>waits quietly until you've decided your order
What part indicated that I didn't like it?

>> No.13077743

>>13069875
YEA LET ME GET A FUCKING MCDOUBLE, A NUMBER 3 MEAL AND LEMME GET A FUCKING BIG MAC JUST THE BURGER, AND HOLD ON..YEA SHE'LL GET A FUCKING CHEESE BURGER AND FRIES. ALSO LET ME GET A FUCKING SHAKE.

>> No.13077749

>>13069875
USE THE APP
DONT GIVE THE DUMB WAGIES THE CHANCE TO FUCK YOUR ORDER UP IN COMMUNICATION
JUST
USE
THE
APP

>> No.13077763

>>13074564
What's a senior coffee?

>> No.13077807

>>13075120
Cutting filters isnt cool now?

>> No.13077974

>>13076474
I honestly can't remember ever experiencing anything except this exact, unchanging exchange:
>welcome to <name of establishment>.
>what can I get you today? / may I take your order? / some form of that question
>place order
>they enter it into the computer, shows up on the screen
>Will that be all?
>That'll be $X.XX, please pull up to the 1st/2nd window.

They do it like 200 times a day, I wouldn't expect them to small talk for even one statement. The customer should feel nothing from the fast food person pretending to give two flying fucks about a faceless voice's day anyways.

>> No.13077981

>>13070714
I want to burn the world

>> No.13078011

>>13075101
>85% income tax

>> No.13078125

>>13078011
You just failed at math.

>> No.13078161

>>13078011
>Not 99%
>Do you even support Burnie

>> No.13078170

>>13069875
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!

>> No.13078959

>>13069875
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>> No.13079402
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>McDonalds is doing the usual bullshit where they temporarely try to push bacon into everything
>walls, menu and counter covered in ads for bacon on their burgers/fries
>ask for some bacon on my fries
>they're out

>> No.13079520

>>13073457
if anyone takes longer than 45 seconds i just hold my horn on indefinitely after that, it makes it even harder for the wagie and the dumb cunt ordering to hear so they take ages to order while being blasted by my car right behind them.
when i pull up to the box and they apologize i say "its ok im in no rush"

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>>13069885
>"i wanna fucking die!"
"same... SAMEEEE"

>> No.13080266

>>13069933
What kind of needledick orders ONE plain hamburger?

>> No.13080316

>>13079871
Jesus just do it already then.

>> No.13080342

>>13074050
This happened to me at Taco Bell the other day. Frightening. Black painted nails, tank top, flamer voice, beard stubble.

>> No.13080383

>>13071656
I'm in love with this woman

>> No.13080821

>>13077763
Mexican coffee. they add hot sauce for the muy caliente

>> No.13081020

>>13080821
Is that only in Texan McDonald's?

>> No.13081161

>>13070905
Holy fucking shit anon

>> No.13082636

>>13071656
>mngr: oh my god
favorite part, he sounds so genuinely bewildered

>> No.13082684

>>13080342
Is it the one on Claiborne In NOLA? Cause that guy is relatively new and threw a bag of chips salt me the other day

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>>13069888
>>13070837
>>13074081
>>13074595
>>13074730
WOW every time you do it it just gets so much funnier AHAHHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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13082713

What a funny joke LEMME GET UUUUUUUUHHHHH IM BEING WHACKY AND INDECICIVE XDDDDddddd

>> No.13083026

>>13074403
Thank you for this

>> No.13083041

Yes, I'd like a...

>I said hold a minute!!!!!!!!

Oh, sorry...

>> No.13083056

>>13082713
MAGA

>> No.13083093

>>13071251
Seething useless obnoxious boomer

>> No.13083180

>>13082684
Nope. Western Ohio.

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>>13070714
>let me quickly call my wife and see if she wants anything
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XuzqCh3s63