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>>13066394

>>13066394
maybe the kind of piss produced in the US, but that's pretty much all of anything produced as "food" over there.

>>13066394
Mixed with Beer amd Black Coffee, yes

>I had some shitty discount wine this one time and didn't like it so I guess all wine is terrible

>>13066425
Bbbbbbbut it had a fancy label and was on sale...

imagine being a tastelet

>>13066394
they've been brainwashed into believing that alcohol tastes good
kind of sad really

>>13066394
>can't talk shit about whisky because I'll be told how much of a manlet I am
>can't talk shit about beer because everyone but reddit agree it's shit
>can't talk shit about coffee because it's too obvious
Brilliant.

Next time though, maybe try saying something controversial instead of something plain retarded.

>>13066394
Your overlords are only pretending because it's a cheap way to have serfs feel like they're not serfs so they won't rebel.

>>13066440
>>can't talk shit about beer because everyone but reddit agree it's shit
>>can't talk shit about coffee because it's too obvious
Lmao, beer and coffee are consumed massively all over the world by people fro all walks of life, you delusional child-palated faggot.

>>13066417
Obsessed

>>13066584
So is McDonalds and Sodapop, but I bet you'll call them out for "being shit and tasteless."

>>13066394
People who buy $10,000 bottles of wine are fucking idiots. It all tasted like shit and they can't get past it because they've already invested too much into it, financially and emotionally.

>>13066593
Wrong, I consume both (rarely McDonalds though, I prefer homemade burgers).

>Look mom I posted it again!!!

>>13066394
Well its produced and drunk by are most civilised cultures and societies, with some bottles worth more then what you'd make in a year. It's the tea of Europe. It pairs with food and potentially can enhance a dining experience. Some wines are nice, some are not. If your palette hasn't been throughly exposed to it you won't enjoy it regardless of quality.

I love when poorfags try to venture on the food universe and buy cheap wine/cheese/meat/fish/etc and complain about it because they are poor and can't fucking buy anything actually good

>>13066417
Based

>>13066417
Some American wine is fine but I find many makers takes the "bigger is better" too far tastewise

>>13066425
>>13066702
Yes goys, buy the more expensive ones first. If it still sucks, go higher up the price bar.

>>13066394
It's ok little tastelet, not every one is going to like every thing.

No one honestly likes any alcoholic drink, including beer, but this is most true about liquors. Just because you can drink a shot whiskey without making a face, it doesn't mean you actually like it.

If alcohol didn't get you drunk NO ONE would drink it.

>>13066926
No, you're just a child-palated faggot.

>>13066932
Liar.

>>13066926
I didn’t drink alcohol until I was 25.

I basically dislike all alcohol but do enjoy it in mixed drinks. White wine? Nah man that shits pretty good. A little bellini with breakfast is delicious. Smashed cucumber gin and soda and mint is also delicious same with margaritas. I dislike rum whiskey and beer ( I can tolerate flights and appreciate it but can’t finisn a drink). Some tequila shots are delicious.

You do have to find what you like
Hell my gf had a smashed blackberry cosmo and that was absolutely delicious, could have drank the whole thing!

From a teetotaler turned to a person who drinks maybe 5-8 times a year, it’s good stuff you just have to find what you like.

>>13066968
What I mean by dislike alcohol is that after a little while the alcohol flavors linger longer than other flavors

>>13066932
Being able to stomach nasty shit doesn't make you a man.

>>13066968
All the things you named, margarita mix, juice, whatever, taste infinitely better without alcohol. But like I said, they don't get you drunk.

>>13066926
>I don't like X so everyone that likes X is pretending to like it
That's not how the world works, kid

>>13067122
Nah man mimosas are delicious. A glass of white wine can’t be replicated. Also have you ever had pear cider or pineapple cider? The alcoholic stuff.

Their low abv and absolutely delicious and what got me into alcohol. Their like a soda but if it was naturally sweet, lightly effervescent and a delicious dry finish. Perfect in a summer day with some seafood. Seriously if u don’t like alcohol try ciders and no they don’t taste like juice! I get where your coming from because a lot of drinks I taste I feel the same way, but not all of them! Tequila and gin. has a taste that is delicious and wouldn’t want it any other way. I’ve never been drunk before and the most drinks I ever had was 2.

>>13066692
>It's the tea of Europe

No, tea is the tea of Europe

Why are there three wine threads on a fast food enthusiast board?

>>13066586
Cope

>>13066619
>I never tasted wine, but I believe so, so my opinion is correct.

>>13066926
I proudly drink non-alcoholic alcoholic beverages. Sure, there are alcoholics who don't like the taste of alcohol beverages, but
>If alcohol didn't get you drunk NO ONE would drink it.
Is stupid

>>13067127
Alcohol is the only thing this applies to. I wouldn't say this about people's taste in music or anything else.
>>13067146
You're a lost cause.
>>13067436
Alcoholic non alcoholic beverages... uwotm8

>>13067479
So your just trolling? I don’t get the joke man.

>>13066586
Obese
:)

>>13066692
>palette
Kek
Retard

>>13066622
Then maybe that's why your opinion is such trash, you've consumed so much shit you're now a big turd yourself LMAO.

>>13066692
Historically sweet white wines were most elevated though. It's only contemporary elitism which puts astringency and low sweetness on a pedestal.

Ancient wine was for tastelets.

>>13067492
It's not trolling, it's the cold hard truth that you people refuse to accept. People only pretend to like alcohol because it gets you drunk and it's seen as cool and manly.

>>13067501
very nice

>>13067479
There came a bunch of restrictions in our country, so now we have non-alcoholic beer, wine
I think someone released a non-alcoholic vodka or something, but never personally saw it, only in the news and ads.
Do you not have 0-0.5 ABV beer and wine?

>>13067479
>>13067698
I've only ever heard of non-alcoholic beer and swapping out champagne for sparkling cider. I guess you could enjoy virgin mixed drinks, but that means no alcohol taste at all. I don't mind non-alcoholic or low (like 2%) beer but accidentally bought alcohol free Heineken a few weeks ago (didn't look closely, just grabbed it) and wouldn't recommend that brand. I've probably only every tried Heineken a few times in over a decade, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Not good at all, but I'm not sure if it tastes like their regular beer.

>>13067698
>Non-alcoholic vodka
But why?

>>13067698
>non alcoholic vodka
So water?

>>13066702
You can find quite pleasant cheap wines. And if you can't you can get boozed with some value for money

>>13067857
>>13067865
Well, not vodka. Google translates the drink to "bitter", idk what it actually is. I think liquor?

>>13067509
>laughing at your own jokes
You get more pathetic with each post, you retarded child-palated subhuman.

>>13067520
What makes you think you can speak on behalf of other people's tastes? Are ti really this assblasted at being the fag that asks orange juice with a quiggly straw at the bar?

>>13068000
Bitters like angostura bitters are 40% alcohol but very concentrated in flavor, so you only use a few splashes of them in a drink. The alcohol content is fairly meaningless in terms of flavor once mixed into the drink, but preserves the spice mixture and delivers it in liquid form to readily blend into your drink. Non-alcoholic bitters would probably just be more perishable, but with refrigeration and modern preservatives they could last a while. One thing is though, since you only use a few shakes/dashes/drops, only the most severe alcoholics who should not even be buying things that remind them of drinking would benefit from these. The alcohol is so negligible in your beverage, salad dressing, soup, etc. (they can be used in cooking) that it's pointless to go out of your way to buy alcohol free ones.

>>13068000
>>13068537
Thought about it right after I submitted that reply, and I think the translation of bitters may be referring to a type of herbal digestive liqueur that is common in Europe. All Americans know of Jagermeister and many probably have had jager bombs at some point, but other than that those herbal liqueurs are not very common here.

>>13066394
i always loved coffee taste and hated coffee. discovered real coffee at maybe 22 and realized it's just that people don't care for actually making a good cup.

i started drinking whisky because it was the cool high percentag alc with 19, soon fell in love after discovering to good ones, always have half a dozen ones, mostly single malt, at home. seeing people with jack daniels shirts give me the creeps, same principle as with coffee, taste like absolute shit, but people like it for the cultural/social reasons.

i'm a huge sucker for tea; a fine cup of oolong is basically heaven for me, i'm also quite picky on how to brew each sort and loose myself in experimenting until i'm really happy

i always found beer underwhelming until i had an extremely interesting beer night where a friends friends showed me various beers at various bars after finding out that i was able to detect certain aromas during a for fun beer tasting. since then i greatly enjoy the occasional meme ipa (surprisingly coincides with my whisky and tea taste for lighter, fruiter and more floral varieties, except for coffee where i absolutely hate acidity and prefer the more nutty, chocolaty, earthy sorts to the fruity ones) and others.

now with wine: i had one red whine in my entire life that was so good that it hurt after the bottle was gone. it was absolutely amazing, complex fruity, with feelable substance, just godlike. every other red whine i ever had was just ok or (in like 80%) just disgusting. i guess i may come to a point where i start to go deeper into wine but i hate the kind of leathery, rubbery, bitterniss that red whine provides (love bitter chocolate, coffee and tea though) and the acidity is unpalatable for me (same with most ethiopian coffees, its like fucking vinegar sometimes). i honestly find red wine to be the most challenging in the bunch and also the one with the least variety between sorts, thats why it still hasnt fully clicked on me

>>13066593
McDonald's is objectively the best fast food chain period end of sentence. Wine is still for fags, while coffee and beer are great

>>13066593
>Sodapop
nigger

>>13066702
Barefoot red moscato is unironically the best wine i've ever had
kys

>>13066926
>no one likes Margaritas
>no one likes mimosas
>no one likes Mojitos
ok, abdullah

>>13067520
>it's seen as cool and manly.
then why do i drink faggy girly drinks for fags like margaritas and 1000 island iced teas?

>>13067520
Fucking zoomer kys

alcohol is a rich man's drink, the impoverished should stop pretending they can understand it

>>13068997
Alcohol is a drink to help people cope/forget about their shitty lives

>>13066926
I once accidentally inhaled a whiskey shot at at wedding and coughed all over the place. They must've thought I was such a lightweight lol but that shit went down mu windpipe.

What's the best fortified wine (port, sherry, etc.)?

>>13067511
>Ancient wine was for tastelets
You forgot that the majority of viticulture experimentation was attempting again and again to make their wines even sweeter

>>13066702
Lots of good cheap wines out there, you just have to get past meme brands like barefoot and learn about actual wine. I drink a lot of sparkling wine and people think that means blowing $50 on a bottle of champagne when you can find nice bottles for $15 or less if you know what to look for.

>>13069823
I hope you realize that comic is making fun of people like OP.

>>13069823
How can someone take the time to draw a three panel comic about how much of a passive-aggressive douche they are and lack the self awareness to catch it?

>>13067511
What brand of wine most faithfully replicates historical wine?

>>13066394

I really like wine but I don't want to smash my brain so I can only drink a little bit.
I don't want to drink non-alcoholic wine because that's for pussies.

>>13068537
>so you only use a few splashes of them in a drink
ever had a trinidad sour?

>>13066435
are you a kid or a muslim ?

>>13071418
A man who fights to liberate the people.

>>13070191
For Roman wine probably some dried grape white dessert wine, so it still has some taste after being watered down to shit as they tended to do.

>>13071430
you have a better chance of winning 3 lotteries in one lifetime than convincing humanity that alcohol is bad