/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cooming in /k/'s brownies

How can you butter toast before it becomes toasted in the toaster?

>>13063471

Exactly, OP is a retarded faggot and le edgy joker is cringe

>>13063465
thats gross anon
the butter will melt and drip inside

>>13063465
Why would you toast toast you fucking faggot

>>13063465
/tv/ needs to leave /ck/ and never, ever come back.

>order burger from mcdonalds
>"would you like fries with that?"
>say no
>I actually did want fries with that

>>13063465
>recipe says to USE light mayo
>use regular
AND THEY SAY EVERYONE HAS A SECOND CHANCE IN HEAVEN

>>13063471
>implying you can't put toast in the toaster

>Went into Taco Bell with a plastic bag, already ate at McDonalds
>Filled it up with Baja Blast, held it with a tight grip at the top, and put a straw in it

Another time....

>Be with friend at Taco Bell
>Girl at the register tells us "Don't make a mess guys we're closing"
>Friend is insulted by this
>Before we leave we squirt a bunch of packets of Fire Sauce all over our table
>Drank free Baja Blast as my friends ate

>making instant rice
>add water instead of milk
>no butter or oil
KNOCK KNOCK, SOCIETY. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS MONSTER?

>>13063526
I wonder why that book isn't referenced more on 4chan.
Ignatius was a parody of the people here long before the place even existed.

>>13063591
it's often mentioned on /lit/, makes an appearance on a lot of /lit/core charts. People don't talk about books at all on other boards is all.

>>13063465
I'm always afraid that will somehow start a fire.

>>13063591
I've referenced it here a few times.

>When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

>cashier says have a nice day
>i don't

>>13063471

My gf puts a square of butter on the bread before toasting. Worse than that she only toasts one side of the bread.

>precooked calzone says to put it in the microwave for a minute and 30 seconds
>I put it in the microwave for a minute and 45 seconds
I'M LOCKED UP, THEY WON'T LET ME OUT
I'M LOCKED UP, THEY WON'T LET ME OUT

>>13063465
>make steaks for my parents and i
>mom wants it medium, dad wants it well done
>cook them all medium rare
GRAB THE NOOSE

>>13063465
My uncle used to butter toast and toast it. He finishes by dusting some sugar on it when he used to live in the States before moving to Canada.

>Recipe says to use a dash of salt
>Carefully measure out 1/8th of a teaspoon of salt and pour it in

NO COLORS ANYMORE
I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK

>>13063513
>He eats single toasted toast

>Making pic related
>Use supermarket-brand marinara sauce instead of Barilla®

HAHAHAHAH HOOHOOHOO THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW

>>13063465
>Order diet coke
>Put sugar packets in it

>Chocolate cake recipe
>Flour, milk, eggs, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda
>Use cheerio dust, kefir, applesauce, salt, coffee powder, cream of tartar, and Sprite

>>13063591
What book?
I'm a braindead american't

>>13064400
confederacy of dunces, anon

>>13063742
Ah, yes, I see >>13064406 now.
Thanks. I wasn't lying when I said braindead

>>13063465
I mix my roommates bottled water with tap water.

>>13063471
>Toast bread
>Remove toast and add butter
>Butter not melted so must be re toasted
>Back in you go

>>13063465
>>13063465
>butter toast before putting it in the toaster
Some people just to watch their house burn.

>>13063465
>Buy this.
>Chop finely.
>Form neatly.
Liver Patè.

>Make pho
>Use regular basil instead of thai basil
IN A WHITE ROOM WITH BLACK CURTAINS

>put water in cup ramen
>cup says to wait 3 minutes
>I dont count the minutes and just eat them after a while when im sure they're ready
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>13063465
This is what I do when I have soft bread and don't want to wait for the butter to soften.

>>13063518
i think most of these threads were shills

>>13063513
you know what they say... All toasters toast toast

>>13064351
holy fuck the song started playing on the radio when i was reading this

>>13065353
underrated comment

>tofu one day past expiry date
>eat it
GRU!

>>13063591
The people here are a parody of the people you think you're in good company with.

>make jelly donuts
>fill them with baked beans
>leave them for people in marketing

>>13063533
My toaster has a reheat feature, if your un-buttered toast goes cold

/ck/ is screwed.........
Gay arse threads like this where every fuckwit and their dog posts useless shit and stupid pictures that mean nothing.

>>13066004
>meaning
The ultimate bluepill, anon.

>cooking instructions say to microwave for 3 minutes, stir it, then microwave for another 2 minutes
>just microwave it for 5 minutes instead without ever stirring it
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

>>13066007
What
The
Fuck
Are
You
Saying?

Fucking bluepill, speak in fucking English you retard......

>>13066058
go back

>>13065993
ameretards really need this? And cookie warmer?

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>>13066070
Based cool coffee aunt

>ramsey recipe
>use a cold pan

>>13063518
/tv/ needs to leave life and never, ever come back. Baneposting is literally the only good thing they have ever produced.

>>13063465
>using a toaster
you plebs dont deserve pan toast

>Bake bread
>Cut a slice without letting it chill
DEAD KIDS ARE FUNNY

>>13066550
>pan not nice and hot

You fucking madman

>>13063468
epic thread

>>13066605
they had some pretty good cunnyedits on movie posters. the fight club one was great

>forgot to buy food before a holiday and now the stores are closed
>eat old canned bread from a military exercise years back and pretend to like it

>>13066058
How do you not know considering it was created by trannies like you?

>remove plastic casings on hotdogs before cooking
>i don't do it
BLAME IT ON MY A-D-D BABY

>>13063471
>put toast in toaster
>becomes bread

Godlike thread. Thanks Anons.

>>13063465
>le edgy reddit clown man

>>13066982
>They had some pretty good cunny edits
Please post or link to the threads, anon

>>13064754
the most chaotic thing in this thread

>>13065919
Now yuo truly see... welcome to my twisted reality

>>13068903
no

>>13063468
post it

>Eating Gogurt
>Cut the tube longways instead of at the top

>>13066014
Hey hunger games I’m still FULL

>>13063465
>instructions say to put it in a preheated oven
>put it in the oven cold and then let it come to temperature
I FLICK OFF MY SAFETY, CHECK MY GRIP, AND LOAD A DUM DUM CLIP

>>13063471
Pre-toast the bread before buttering it and putting it back in the toaster

>>13070224
OH IM SAYIN IT

>enter in '1-0-0' on the microwave instead of '6-0'

>buy organic tomatoes at supermarket
>go to self checkout and input the price of regular tomatoes instead of organic
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>13070625
>microwave ends up running for 1:40
we are the fucking oppressed minority

>>13063468
>/k/'s brownies
>>13070159

>>13063465
>eat at a restaurant
>leave 10% tip instead of 15

>>13063465
I bought a box of party pies and ate them while alone.

I made fish sticks in the toaster and it fucking worked. Had to toast them a few times and the result wasn't perfect but quite alright, considering the circumstances. However, all the fishstick grease got stuck inside the toaster and started smelling more rotten every week.
3/10 would do again

>visit mums for a fish and chips dinner
>put them on a baguette and insist it's a breakfast
MUM WOULD BE FURIOUS (I mean she was but still)

>>13068888
HHEY LOOK. This guys postt number has repeating digits at the end, there are 4 eightses at the end. HOLY SHIIIT, THAT'S FUGGGGING EPPIC. eeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Go the restaurant
>Order Desert first

>buy dog food
>eat it myself
>my dogs starve

>vegan recipe says to use oil
>use butter instead
O V E R M I N D

>>13070883
>misplaces and loses a gun
Some nigger stole that shit.

>>13066014
>>13070224
>>13070256
>recipe calls for a pinch of salt
>add a dash of salt instead
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA

>>>13063518
stfu faggot. crossboard posting is one of the best things about 4chan.

>>13066004

>says to cook for 1:00
>cook for :99
>ends up burnt
Fucking microwave time

>Go to America
>Don't tip at restaurants because I'm not American.

>>13073186
Lmao

>>13068888

>>13073186
How am i even supposed to conver microwave time to regular time. it's just so needlessly complicated

>>13063465
>recipe calls for kosher salt
>use table salt anyway
I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW ME THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT I CAN'T FIND

>>13065962
devilish, anon. I like

>>13071244
isnt that from some cringy movie?

>>13063543
>baja blast fill up

my college cafeteria had a chocolate milk dispenser. i fucking love chocolate milk. its winter, so i hatch a little scheme. i get some surgical tubing and a gallon jug. i steal one of the cafeteria cups, and rig it up so there's a tube that goes from the bottom of the cup, down my sleeve, and into the gallon jub which is in the backback, which i am holding by its handle at below waist level. chocolate milk starts to fill up the cup, the cup starts to drain.

i stood for like a solid two minutes filling up my cup full of chocolate milk, when in reality it was all going to the gallon jug in my pack.

/devilish/

>>13071822
>not using lard

>>13063465
I really hate that this is on the front page.

Anyways, bump!

>>13070883
honestly kinda hot. would just eat more brownies if i knew. im not gay

>>13074670
Doesn't look like cum desu

>>13074675 meant for >>13070883

>>13074675
You clearly haven’t spent enough time on /b/, that there is a valid consistency and color

>instructions say to let stand in the microwave for 1-2 minutes before serving
>take it out immediately
WAKE ME UP

>go to restaurant
>don't really like tomatoes on my burgies
>specifically order burger with tomatoes
>take them off in front of the waiter

who else here /devilish/?

I'm gay

>>13063465
I prefer margarine

>>13075147
faggot

>>13070933
Joker would never be a class traitor like that

https://twitter.com/i/status/1183237058963398658

>>13064754
Not Ocean Water?

>>13073823
now this is fucking based

>>13063465
>Chef John's recipe
>NO cayenne

>"Add 1 tbsp. butter"
>add a fork full of margarine instead
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>13063465
>Nutrition information says one serve is 80g
>Serve myself 90g
Is that sanity calling? SORRY I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

>>13066058
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>>13064351
kek

>>13063591
>>13063742
It's popular on /lit/ of course, but nobody outside that board reads books

>>13076345
Nobody on that board reads books, from what I could tell last time I went.

>make macaroni and cheese
>don't use macaroni
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>13063465
put my meat in the pan before I turned on the stove
I actually do this all the time when I have other things on my mind

>>13076402
I’m guessing you saw they were right wing and dismissed them for being correct

>>13066058
leave reddit boomer

>use margarine
>call it butter

>recipe calls for a cup of flour
>add 3 dl instead
I'M A SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

>>13066004
you must be new here

>>13070162

>leave food to simmer for 2-3 hours
>actually eat half of it while "tasting for seasoning" every 10 minutes

>>13077320
They are all edgelords who have a very surface-level understanding of literature. Its embarrassing.

>>13077476
This real readers like Harry Potter

>>13070625
>enter 2-9-0 instead of 3-3-0
HYA HA HA HA HA HOOO HOOO HOOOO