/ck/ - Food & Cooking

probably enough to get by
mind your own business

How tf would we know. You stupid nosy cunt.

>>13052766
who the fuck care? why are you stirring up shit you dumb bitch

>>13052775
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>>13052790
cause I'm going to open one up myself fags

>>13052798
lol. I'm going to punch you in the face and shove a hot dog up your ass if I see you doing this.

A different recipe, a better setup than a shopping cart. I'll put the bints out of business.
I always see those hotdogs puked up in the gutter the next morning.

>>13052805
I'm going to sic my gang on you if you even look at me wrong

>>13052805
no one wants to see an autistic manchild selling mexican food from a shopping cart you fucking retard

>>13052831
nice projection fatass

>>13052775
>>13052783
>>13052790
Relax Paco

>>13052805
What a fucking stupid thing to say.
You ain't going to do shit

>>13052798
#1 You're too stupid. Just look at the question you asked and where you asked it.
#2 Nobody wants to buy anything from some gay retard who calls them "drunks"

>>13052831
LOL

>>13052766
If it's a lady is "latina"

If it's a gentleman is "latino"

>inb4 based autist

This thread is filled with autism, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Not even edgy, you're just screaming at each other over nothing you fucking incels

>>13052898
thanks for contributing

>>13052766
Report these parasites to ICE.

>>13052905
LA is a sanctuary city, better off hiring day laborers to rob them

>>13052881
I saw latin@ as a gender neutral term and think it's pretty clever

>>13052905
Go back to /pol/ faggot.

>>13052829
>gang
Your local weeb club isn't really a gang, faglord. Plus if you try getting a better setup you're gonna get narced on and tossed in. The latinas will just cover their stuff and wheel away, and there you are. Some faggot stuck.

>>13052766
$50-100

>>13052905
fak off

>>13052929
Unfortunately people seem to have settled on "latinx" which just sounds retarded.

>>13052929
Romance languages such as Spanish are gendered; everything is either male or female.

For example, salt, flour, chair are female; hat, car, bathroom are male.

Also, there is no pronunciation of @ since it's not language.

>>13052766
How much are they charging?

>>13052929
as a latino I urge you to stop doing this, just because I'm brown doesnt mean i subscribe to the ideologies of those filthy sodomites who change the language

Report those dirty spics to ICE

>>13052940
Net or gross?

>>13052961
net

>>13052946
Yeah I know. And 'beard' is female and 'dress' is male, it's all so tiresome.

/ck/ is extra salty today. All these angry bitter drunks.

>>13052898
welcome to /ck/, enjoy your stay

>>13052947
I'm guessing 4$, 5 with a can of cheap soda or even a cup of soda with ice judging by her party cups so even less overhead if liter bottles are used.
I checked & a pack of Bar S Jumbos cost a dollar from walmart

>>13052766
How do you know "no license, no taxes?" Juan, the migrant produce picker pays more in federal taxes than orange man ever did.

You're like the old ladies with a corncob up their ass who complained about a local chicken farmer bringing his chickens to the farmers market w/o a govt. approved refrigerated truck so he was b&'d. Myob, bootlicking magatard.

>>13052953
listen Guillermo, just because you're not a sheltered white from the PNW doesn't mean your people are exempt from this retardation. Stare into the abyss long enough, etc. There are literal fucking hijabis in North America RIGHT NOW that are pushing for this POC transfaggot shit

>>13052992
Your business plan is to buy bar s hot dogs from walmart?

I was at a bar/club that was selling 1 dollar tacos and I ate as many I could. they were actually good fajita and there was sour cream so I was it was extra fatty and good

>>13053028
The plan is to beat the competition by serving a better product.
I'll could buy Hebrew National or Costco dogs at an increase.
a bag of onions, peppers, 2 big bags of buns and mustard, mayo, and catsup.

>>13052938
you bring up a good point, I'll need to notify the cops & ICE that they are using stolen shopping carts

>>13053117
You clearly know nothing about running a food service. Just stop.

>>13052971
I get why it's confusing to non-native speakers.

>>13053122
food service shmood shmervish I'm going to hawk shitty street food to drunken mongs

Honestly shit looks good. Would take a chance on one.

I found this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1auRAmON7vo
and this guy is charging 2$ a dog if I heard right, but they aren't all beef, he says chicken & pork.
So shit tier Bar S dogs at a dollar a bag.

>>13053028
The spics OP are talking about aren't doing handmade, gourmet sausages either, you dipstick.

>>13053229
Beef hot dogs suck and only semites and Semite lovers eat them.

>>13052929
Hispanics hate that shit, don't do that.

>>13053258
Only the woke ones matter.

>>13052766
>work construction
>old Mexican woman pulls up in clapped out SUV
>three coolers full of tamales
>beaners line up
>what the hell, get in line
They were fucking amazing,

>>13053264
>implying browns matter regardless of their woke status

It looks like there's no source of heat, which means they serve cold hot dogs wrapped in cold bacon in an uncooked cold bun. Serving a better product should probably involve serving something else completely. What's cold, good and appealing to drunk people? Good ham with dijon and gruyere on a third of a baguette is really good. Remember those square tomato pizzas, the ones without cheese? That could work. You could sell italian subs with maybe some marinated eggplant. Even selling battered and fried drumsticks could be good

>>13052908

Sanctuary city means nothing. You obstruct federal authorities, you will not win.

>>13053318
cops don't report street vendors to ICE that's all it is. There isn't going to be a hotdog lady crackdown when even dope dealers are being let go

>>13052775
Pay taxes or get the fuck out minority scum.

>>13052881
I'm not going to learn your inferior spic language.

I just noticed the raw bacon is stacked on top of cooked dogs, now that can't be safe right?

>>13053278
It's heated using butane you can see in the YT

>>13053338
It's heated using butane in the video. It's also not on a shopping cart with a styrofoam cooler underneath, and it's also not next to bar at night. They're obviously trying to do the same thing but they don't have the same equipment

>>13052881

Its latinx you uneducated swine. Americanize yourself and face to bloodshed

>>13052766

Call the police. This is illegal.

They for sure have licenses

>>13053328
Ck is racist

>>13053493
Mind your fucking business. Bunch of busy bodies.

>>13053241
I wasn't mocking for not making homeade gourmet sausages you clown.

Call local city / county public safety office.

Also a local hotline like 211 or 311 etc you can report these types of safety hazard

>>13052766
I'd probably drop like 20 bucks for food like that. I eat a fuck load of food though

>>13053117
>beat the competition by serving a better product.
>I'll could buy Hebrew National or Costco dogs at an increase.
How the fuck are heeb dogs and bulk dogs a better product?

No one wants your boring ass hot dogs.

>>13052908
>LA
Even more reason to report them to ICE because they're sure to be illegals.

>>13052766

That's a great idea. I live next door to the club district. There aren't any food hygiene police running around in the wee hours when drunk people need sustenance. If the illegals do it, I can, too!

>>13053767
>If the illegals do it, I can, too!
Only true if you aren't white.

>>13052766

How are they keeping the food warm? I don't see any heat sources in that cart.

>>13053779
Are you fucking blind? There is literally a lamp right fucking there.

>>13053888

yeahhhh a bicycle headlight is totally going to keep that warm. yup.

Just a reminder that selling food on the street is legal in commiefornia. Thanks to papa Jerry brown. It is awesome because most food is great but people who own restaurants or the buildings lose money because most people buy food from street vendors.

Now, if you want to get food from a street vendor. Go with the vendor who has the most customers.

Viva la Raza

>>13054229
No one cares what’s legal in california

>>13053402
You won't do shit. Shut the fuck up and stop making us look bad.
>Buht I'm a latinxh.
You have brought nothin but shame to your ancestors.

>>13052766
Call ICE next time.

>>13054229
go drive some more hospitals into bankruptcy

I have ICE on speed dial and get about 12 to 15 spics deported every time I make a call. I target the big family units before they have time to shit out a hundred anchor babies.

Friendly reminder that Central Americans and South Americans are very, very different peoples, even though they are grouped under the term Hispanic. The former make up the majority of Hispanics in America, and are the ones who are most detestable and unscrupulous. They are the ones who commit crime and vote left.

>>13053402
Ah, so this is where the Jewcanos are hanging out.

>>13053402
this is a form of labeling pushed by non latins, it's fine to reject the term

My concept is I'll call it "Weenies for Weebs" and enlist "latinas" with cat ears to make and serve the dogs.
I'll have signature dogs named the "Naruto" and the "One Piece".
They'll still be the same old dogs but with cool names.

just learn to code if you want a job

>>13052766
Based illegals. Support your local black market/cash businesses

note, it's not always easy for these girls though
their carts get tipped by angry drunks
they get robbed or extorted by gangs
groped or molested by all of the above.

It's todays hot corn girl. Ironic that they also sell Elotes.

>>13054916
Yeah I’d buy one

>>13054970
Thank you very much!

>>13054962
Boner achieved

I'm going down the rabbit hole of early American street food and found pic related.
Written in 1854 pre civil war

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/37268/37268-h/37268-h.htm

>>13052766
I'd wager somewhere between $100-$200 a night

>>13052798
Have you seen the full eggfort webm?
The one where there's the virgin egg kid and the chad surly king of the fort?
You'd be the virgin egg kid who hasn't sold a single egg

>>13052798
You can't do that because you're documented.
Cops will shut you down, but that'll be after they've got your information.

>>13055010
OP's suicide in 10... 9... 8...

>>13055016
I have a plan.
I'll be in the middle of a block and station a lookout at each end.
Those lookouts are paid from a pool of other illicit street vendors who get a tweet to fold up and move if cops or feds are spotted.

>>13055029
Do you plan on losing money paying two goons to be your lookouts

>>13054999
>Hot Porn Life Scenes
fucking sign me up

>>13055010
You make a good point, but I myself being a drunk , know what drunks crave!
Hot, salty, greasy mess!

>>13055029
You really think that all the "established" vendors are gonna let you just up and set up shop right in the center?

>>13055034
And the drunk people are going to the abuelas and not the pasty nerd

>>13055030
dummy, it's always kid lookouts
and you have a goon or two to tweet to strongarm drunkos or even follow and roll later?
hmm hmm!
Oh the possibilities.

>>13055041
Oh. You're trolling

>>13055041
Get two twelve-year-olds, pay 'em a bacon dog each, and they'll gladly inform you via SMS

>>13055035
You may be right. Muscling on someone elses turf is asking for trouble.
Plenty of territory out there.

>>13052766
id be worried how they keep food warm, at a safe level, not to mention they dont know proper food handling practices. also, they probably dont bring in much cash. their sources for the food isnt an establish food distributor or cash and carry store, like jetro where you need a business license to shop and shit is sold in bulk, more so than costco at a nice price. they probably buy all the ingredients at local grocery stories. be sure to use NSF approved equipment

if you have access(like if you know a guy with restaurant) to a food distributor like sysco, or PFG, or a cash and carry store. it may be worth it.

food-borne illnesses are a legitimate concern, be careful

>>13055062
They're undocumented.
No one is going to get sick off the hotdogs until at least the next day when they wake up.

>>13055068
yeah no shit theyre illegal, anon
you're right about that, still it is something that must not be taken lightly

>>13055062
Judging by the replies.
OP has no intention of trying to be legit.
He's going to do the same dirty ass shit these ladies are doing.
Except he'll end up being sued and arrested because he'll be 100x easier to track

>>13052766
Fuck taxes and fuck the government. Leave the latinas alone and respect the NAP

>>13055089
OP, he is right. you also dont wanna deal with illegals and their established territories. not worth it, let alone dealing with the cops and getting ass fucked in court

>>13055081
Don’t use the word illegal in relation to humans, especially in context of their immigration status

>>13052929
Except that's retarded. In spanish unknown groups are always male.

>>13055101
Shut the fuck up, you parasite.

>>13055101
lol shut up anon
they are illegal, and i will continue to refer to them as illegals

>>13052932
Go back to tumblr faggot.

>>13055096
Yeah bro, don't touch the latrina or else you get the diarrhea
lol

>>13052775
fucking calm down fagget before we put you on the other side of the wall

>>13053006
>How do you know "no license, no taxes?" Juan, the migrant produce picker pays more in federal taxes than orange man ever did.
>Liberals actually believe this
Dios Mio

>>13052798
You can't cook tho...

>>13055101
I told the officer my guns were undocumented, not illegal, but he wouldn't listen to me.

>>13055216
ahem

>>13055101
illegal spic wetback border hopper beaner

>>13053517
That's what people with rape dungeons say.

>>13053722
>bulk dogs
Not OP but costco hotdogs are god tier. The ones they sell in bulk just slightly smaller versions of the food court ones, which they sell at a loss.

>>13052975
/ck/ generally seems to lean fairly hard Libertarian in terms of politics.
Probably because a lot of us are adults with jobs rather than teenagers on NEETbux.

>>13055214
how much do you pay in taxes?

>>13055484
How much do you pay in taxes?

>>13055484
Libertarians are the ultimate cucks. "Dude, those corporations need the freedom to fuck me twenty times over before Wednesday that's how the economy works." If you have a job and are seriously libertarian that's even worse. Pathetic, even.

>>13055508
I'm Danish, so about half.
Which comes to maybe $45k

>>13055509
You feel the State keeps the corporations from fucking you?

>>13055101
> " I didn't rape that woman officer, I'm an undocumented sperm donor."

>>13055509
Ah yes, the state that protects corporate interests over anything else. The state that allows the biggest companies to effectively pay zero taxes, and even pays them off if they fail. Where are most of my tax dollars going exactly? Paying for welfare and foodstamps that will mostly go right back into walmarts pockets.

>>13052766
>Fried onions on a hotdog

>>13055544
No, welfare is not a very large percentage of tax expenditure at all. It's mostly infrastructure and military.

>>13055557
What?
No it isn't.

>>13052775
>>13052783
>>13052790

>>13055553
You poor guy. Not only did you miss the get ever so slightly, you've also never had a proper snag.

>>13055557
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>>13055516
>danish
>liberty
>basically communism but with rich white people
Kek so redpilled

>>13055749
You seem confused, anon. Nobody's defending Danish taxation. To the contrary.

California is literally third world

>>13052766
what do you do with the chillies?

>>13053229
>I found this video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1auRAmON7vo
>and this guy is charging 2$ a dog if I heard right, but they aren't all beef, he says chicken & pork.
>So shit tier Bar S dogs at a dollar a bag.


OP this is how you beat them. Heat it. If you have a car surely you can cut your costs even more as you can use LPG out of a huge canister rather than expensive butane cans.

Drunk people want fatty, hot and savoury. If you're selling the same thing as these ppl you might still lose OP as they can sleep 8 to a room and presumably you can't. Maybe sell something like the ramly burgers that is common in South East Asia. They take a burger patty, slice it lengthwise so it cooks faster, then season the inside before folding the halfs back together. There is likely msg in the seasoning. It's fucking delicious.

>>13055096
By violating our nation's laws these whores have violated the NAP. Deploy the tactical McNukes.

>>13055101
oh I'm sorry
is criminals better since they committed a crime to be where they are?

>>13056084
eat them like a pickle on the side, they aren't that spicy.
w'll they may be spicy for some people.

>>13052905

based