/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't know what a Cornish Pasty is, but it's hilarious that this Harry Howard fellow apparently gets paid to transcribe TV into spammy internet articles.

>Schofield, 57, reacted with horror.
AND REASONABLY SO.

Fucking hell. If you're going to make a pie vegetarian and "trendy", stick with the shitty curry potato filling.

>>13045906
>I don't know what a Cornish Pasty is
It's like the pathetic yet somehow more famous cousin of a Kentish Pie.

>>13045906

>>13045924
That's just an empanada.

>>13045909
>makes a more obscure comparison
you're pretty fucking dumb

>>13045926
The Cornish Pasty dates to around 1300's.

Clearly the empanada is inspired on the original pie.

Oliver you fucking tard. That is indeed disgusting.

>>13045924
Different crust you horrible creature.

>>13045908
>make a pie vegetarian
How is adding salad making something vegetarian?

>>13046014
It's not the addition of salad, it's the subtraction of meat

>>13046017
Disregard, I'm adrubk faggot, please rape my face.

>>13045895
yeah you can because british "food" is literal garbage anyway, so what difference does it make? None. Maybe only to british "people" but they're basically children anyway

>>13045926
Well, kinda. Many cultures figured out the whole "filling surrounded by dough" thing and the Cornish pasty is just that. Empanadas are fried though, right? Pasties are just baked and they're amazing.

>>13046254
Unoriginal /int/ post, the post. Please go back there.

>>13045906
Pasties are British hot pockets.

>>13046254
rent free

>>13045926
Empanadas is bread cornish pasty is fkn pastry

>>13046254
Britain isn't the one massive fkn culture you retard

>>13046446
You are right. Britain has no culture.

pasty should be pronounced pAYsty not pAAsty
learn the rules of your own language you fucks

>>13046471
You're paysty you basement dwelling virgin.

>>13046482
my aunt said I'm allowed to leave the basement and use the upstairs room since my grandpa died, thank you very much!

>>13046489
Why didn't your grandpa let you out the basement?

>>13046471
The language is called English, so the English get to decide how to pronounce words. If you don't like it, get fucked

>>13046461
Bro we are multiculture. Just on my street there are Pakistanis, Indians, polish, Turks, Romanians, Africans, Jamaicans. And everyone lives together without fighting more than once a fortnight.

>>13046471
>Inserting a Y for no fucking reason.

>>13046514
Imagine saying this and not realizing how much of an insufferable faggot it makes you sound like. Britian is absolutely the country of "My farts dont stink."

>>13045895
ATE JAMIE
ATE EALTHY SKOOL MEALS
ATE NANNY STATE
ATE SALAD

SIMPLE AS

>>13046471
>English
>rules

The rules are made up.

>>13045978
the empanada was literally introduced to mexico by cornish laborers working in america

First Padstein now Jamie Oliveoil debasing pasties. When shall the freedom fighters of Kernow rise up once again?

>>13045909
Believe it or not that explains nothing

>>13046302
>>13046360
>>13046446
t.

>>13046514
Actually sounds based. Probably could throw together a bangin block party.

>>13046500
I dropped out of college even though I was able to go for free until age 24 and he was really disappointed in me for not trying to better myself and squandering an opportunity many people would love to have

>>13046579
How do you deal with the fact that your grandpa died disappointed in you? A-a-asking for a friend.

>>13046471

It's only your fault that you have a teenagers understanding of the rules.

>>13045895
Are we talking leafy greens salad or some kind of weird bong salad

>>13046610
well you I can either live with the regret, or use it as motivation to honor his memory
there is no changing the past but if his dream was for me to be a successful man then I can honor his legacy and in that way he is still alive in some way

it's not about fixing yourself over night, but its about making an earnest attempt to do a little better every day. One day I'll get there

>>13045908
Why is it ok for brits to put cream in carbonara for example but not ok for jamie to put salad in a cornish pasty?

>>13046254
Is it true that British food was once good, but after World War II they forgot rationing ended?

>>13045978
>>13045926
Literally every culture (worth its shit) has some version of a MEAT PIE

pasties are nasty. the fridged ones have these weird mint things in them and it's generally dry and bland. tastes like eating dry wall, heated or no

>>13045926
empanadas are fried

>>13046514
Filling your country with people who have no culture doesn't give you a culture.

>>13045978
Once again, British people invent a food, people of other nations change the name and then every ignorant faggot claims it originates in those other nations

See:

Poutine
Empanada
Lasagna
Basically every pie
Sandwiches

>>13045895
These fuckers are truly desperate when they have to go such lengths to get into the media because they're such misarable failures.

>>13047103
The Brits invented lasagne?

Luv me pie and mash guvna

>>13045895
No.
Salad does not belong inside a Cornish pasty.

>>13047289
ehhhhh..... kinda?
http://www.medievalcuisine.com/Euriol/recipe-index/loseyns
Of course, there's no meat, and no tomato, because one is too expensive and the other was totally alien in 1390, so it's actually more like macaroni cheese made with lasagna sheets. But still...

>>13046730
Because the first (cream sub for cheese) is similar but different, while the later (lettuce sub for meat) is completely fucking different and not even remotely similar.

>>13045949
thanks.

>>13046514
>Bro we are multiculture
That' just the cope way of saying you don't have a culture.

>>13046514
Poes law

>>13047387
>no liquor
You sir are no fellow countryman of mine

>>13045949
>>13046551
Think of it like a flakier Martinshire Turnover

A 'Cornish Pasty' is a Cornishman's mother. This is the equivalent of threatening to take her anally.

>>13046482
well you're basedy