/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13041363
Most people cant cook

No they're good at eating. it's up to you as the man in the relationship to be good at cooking and keep your precious hog well fed.

Anal with a fat girl feels the best but smells the worst

My ex was about 25 pounds overweight and she would cook every night and I fucked her more than once while she was cooking. She was only 4'9" though so I had to pick her up and hold her steady.

>>13041363
women are the least likely to know how to cook they've ever been since hunter-gatherer tribes
being fat is a sign that she doesn't know how to cook and that she eats garbage as a result

>>13041363
no. the chubby girls are better at sex meme isn't true either. they just get sweatier and their pussy stank is worse

>>13041363
no

>>13041380
>dating a literal dwarf
why

>>13041363
inhaling Starbucks and shit food isn't cooking.

>>13041396
I like short stacks. I'm 6'3" and like my women chubby and the shorter the better.

>>13041407
your offspring will hate you after they realize why they're so short

>>13041393
>they just get sweatier
you that like its a bad thing

>>13041417
they'll hate me anyway because I like brown girls (not black) so they'll likely be mutts unless I meet a short white girl that's worth a shit.

No they just order fast food on Uber eats and put it on their credit card. Check most girl’s credit card balance. It’s abysmal

>>13041423
>I like brown girls
Why are you falling for Jewish tricks?

theyre good at dumping velveta cheese on shit.

No my ex is 650 lbs and I would cook for her because she doesn't know how to cook.

>>13041457
The reason I like them isn't jewish tricks. I was molested by a mexican girl for years when I was a kid. I'm trying to find a white girl that fits what I like while also not being a retard or a slut but I haven't had any luck.

>>13041465
Same. Mine was 650 kg and she couldn't even boil water on the stove.

>>13041465
>>13041473
that's not chubby that's hippo size

>>13041423
Richie?

>>13041480
Pretty sure it's a joke, m8. 650 kg would be over 1400 pounds. Which is fatter than the fattest person in history.

>>13041473
I hope you help feed her. It’s hard to eat enough calories to maintain that physique.

>>13041489
Nah, not him. I'm sure there are a few of us out there that shoot loads for brown midgets.

>>13041363
No. Never trust a fat chef. They are lazy, cut corners, and prefer quantity over quality.

>>13041407
Husbando is 6'3 and I'm 5'.

Thank you for being into the small grills. :3

>>13041516
your children will hate you hahah

>>13041516
No problem, short girls are best girls.

>>13041379
Anal is terrible

>>13041393
my dick got hard from just reading the word 'sweatier'.

>>13041457
Have sex

>>13041473
My babe was 650 stone. She was a whole lotta women I tell ya. Best part was I didn't even need a paper bag.

>>13041567
>650 stone = 4.2 ton
It is hard to fit a paper bag over a elephant or rhino.

>>13041407
I hope you will abort every son and keep only girls.
Fuck all tall guys who fuck midgets and give kids manlet genes.

>>13041363
Probably not. My ex was chubby and her cooking skills...well, she was a shit cook.

>>13041363
Probably not but I'd eat what she's serving regardless.

I mean her pussy.

>>13042189
>eating pussy
It's been all about eating ass since 2016; get with the times gramps.

>>13041516
girls like tall guys and guys liking short girls is the fucking natural order, shut up roast

>>13041457
Based. They wont give directions to my erection!

>>13041530
He was insectoid/kike

>>13041516

>>13042195
Eating ass is for faggots and scat fetishists.

>>13042199
I dunno I like to fuck short girls because they're fun to throw around, but if I was gonna actually produce offspring I prefer taller women.

>>13041423
>mutts
>anything worth than literal shit

>>13041502
But /ck/ loves chef John and he's fat

>>13041393
>their pussy stank is worse
It's so grim, and people need to know about this in order to break the illusion. Even just a little bit of chub will smother the pussy and make it sweatier, and prevent any air flow to the entire area, not to mention the gooch and arse also smell.

how can you trust anyone's cooking if they are fat, everything taste great to them hence why they are fatasses

sage, oregano, parsley, but mostly sage
i fucking hate you jannies, you delete the most tame food and cooking related shit because it hurts your feelings or you dont like it, yet leave loli porn and softcore porn up for no other reason then because it makes your shrivelled up penis half chub
even if you find the sipboys shit cancer(i do desu), it is still 100x more /ck/ then generic 'what do you think of food' + loli porn/ softcore porn image

>>13041363
She is so ready for pregnancy that it makes my crotch ache with desire
I would inhale a mile-long fart from her anus just to see her pussy lips

>>13041363
I want her to suffocate me with those thighs ugh