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ITT: times you acted like the joker in the kitchen Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:40:09 2019 No.13034850 [DELETED]

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>microwave meal instructions say to cook for 3 minutes, then stir the food, then cook for 2 more minutes
>instead just cook it for 5 minutes and dont stir it
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:43:20 2019 No.13034875 I hid this thread without even reading OP's post

Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:43:27 2019 No.13034876

One time Mandy the stupid bitch went out with some moron asshole bodybuilder she just met even though I had been nice to her for TEN WHOLE YEARS and has asked her out ELEVEN TIMES and been told no each time, so when I was home alone I screamed at the refrigerator and kicked the door over and over again until some of the dents broke into holes. Then I laughed and ordered some pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:45:17 2019 No.13034889 >>13034875 cringe >>13034876 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:46:30 2019 No.13034897 >>13034850 What do you get when you cross fruit and a mason jar? You get what you preserve!

Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:48:59 2019 No.13034909
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>>13034850
>get microwave breakfast sandwich.
>directions say to microwave 2 minutes
>break apart sandwich into its constituent parts
>put the bread into toaster oven, throw away plastic cheese, microwave the egg and sausage
>put on a slice of real cheddar instead after its done to melt it a little
>assemble and eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:51:34 2019 No.13034924 >>13034850 unironic, uniquivically, unadultered,cringe post OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:01:36 2019 No.13034965 >>13034909 based >>13034924 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:01:48 2019 No.13034968 >>13034850 >instruction says to boil pasta for 20 minutes >shit on the floor instead >am Maniac

>>	sagw Tue Oct 8 16:02:15 2019 No.13034970 >>13034875 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:32:39 2019 No.13035105 >>13034850 you wanted to ask about times I DIDN'T act like Joker, right? hahaahhahaaaha got it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:33:44 2019 No.13035109 >>13035105 Intense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:35:13 2019 No.13035119 >>13034968 hehehheehgogogogaga kee kee doo do mmm rub it on me DADDY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:41:25 2019 No.13035147 >>13034875 Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:59:44 2019 No.13035243 >>13034850 MOM IS GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:37:59 2019 No.13035387 File: 513 KB, 525x539, 1485663891276.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13034850 someone brought home asparagus but instead of taking whole stalks I just cut the top 4th off all of them and ate the best part and left them the stalks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:44:09 2019 No.13035410 >>13034889 >>13034965 This is the Drake meme in text form, you stupid redditor

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:45:52 2019 No.13035415 >>13035410 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:46:15 2019 No.13035419 >>13035415 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:46:47 2019 No.13035421 File: 42 KB, 600x808, 1564752803386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >throw food into oven and set at max temp possible >dont even preheat SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:46:51 2019 No.13035423 >>13034876 Bitch Mandy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:50:09 2019 No.13035433 File: 94 KB, 720x912, 1569481880832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BAKERS, RISE UP

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:51:51 2019 No.13035444 File: 136 KB, 348x464, edgelord-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Serving size: 4 tenders >Put the entire bag of tendies in the oven and eat them all OOH WA-A-A-AA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 20:12:18 2019 No.13035994 >pepper to taste >pepper until I can't taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 20:13:58 2019 No.13035998 I put beans in my chilli. SOCIETY O C I E T Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 20:14:58 2019 No.13036002 >>13034850 WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPTHERIA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 21:42:04 2019 No.13036350 >>13035421 Fellow thigh baker

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