/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Don't tease, do it faggot.

>>13026170
Huh

>>13026178
Make them into burgers you fucking dunce.

>>13026161
What is it even made of, Legume paste?

>>13026235
Think smaller... Think more legs.

>>13026258
Turks?

Human meat

>>13026258
But it says it's made from plants on the package, anon.

>>13026481
I feed your mum some human meat last night

>>13026235
No, it’s a lot more processed than that.

>>13026797
Honestly this kinda shit is so processed I wouldn't be surprised if it caused more disease than lunch meat.

I always enjoy veg/vegans who find animal meat disgusting/unnatural but will cream their dicks for ultra-processed, genetically manufactured meat substitutes.

>>13026822
"processed" doesn't really mean anything, lunch meats are terrible for you because they're packed with salt and nitrates

based checkmark alienating literally every foodeater here. plus vegan cheese is ass

>>13026856
Ultra-processed foods enhance your risk of cancer. Literally can vegans be any more retarded lol?

Why do so many meat eaters hate on veggies? I don't like meat substitutes but there's a lot of people on this planet and we can't all eat meat so better someone else not eat meat than I. Seems people are just constantly mad and want to vent their rage on any target under the flimsiest pretext.

>>13026161
>Cooked this as a sub for meat sauce for my veggie gf.
>ruined my sauce.
>Thought about how great the sauce would have been with beef

>0.75lbs
>340g

Who the fuck decided it was better to package every 0.75lbs instead of every 1lbs?

>>13026859
This is a fucking joke right?

>>13027315
>MEAT EATERS DESERVE TO DIE!!!!
>Why do they persecute me so??

Yeah nah everybody knows vegans are violent scum.

>>13027315
Stfu

>>13027336
It's real, I think it's Scotland.

>>13027333
looks cheaper when placed next to 1Ib ground beef packages.

>>13026161
>19g protein in 340g
Pathetic
>No hormones or antibiotics
My meat doesnt have those either
>0mg cholesterol
Enjoy your dementia

>>13026235
I looked at a similar product called The Beyond Burger

>Pea Protein Isolate (18%)
Also included
>Cellulose
>Humans cannot digest cellulose, but it is important in the diet as a source of fibre. Cellulose is used to make clothes and paper.
>Methylcellulose
>Methylcellulose is a bulk-forming laxative that increases the amount of water in your stools to help make them softer and easier to pass

>>13026161
>plants
meaning soy

>>13028023
it says per serving

>>13028023
Imagine being this retarded

>>13026161
The same people who buy this also claim that "processed foods" are bad. Makes ya think.
Me, I think it's great that people have the choice, but I'm pretty sick of hard it's being shilled. I don't really eat a lot of ground meat anyway since I'm not in college anymore.

>>13027914
It doesnt contain 50% water so it actually has more to eat than 1lb of cow paste

>>13028168
imagine using images watermarked with social media handles

>>13026859

>>13026848
Dead animal paste is gross to me but plant foods are appealing. It's not rocket appliance randy

>>13026859
Isn't vegan cheese literally just yeast

>>13028168
>35000 lawsuits
What? He could have been entered into a new lawsuit every single day of his life and not reach that number. Is that number considering each person in a class action lawsuit a different lawsuit? Trump's a senile dementia daddy, but we don't need to make shit up to pretend he's worse than he is.

>>13028325
That's to replace Parmesan or similar hard cheeses.

>Filtered Water, Coconut Oil, Modified Potato and Corn Starches, Potato Starch, Sea Salt, Natural Smoke Flavor (Plant Sources), Olive Extract, Beta Carotene for Color.
This is the ingredient list for a vegan gouda. It's basically just oil and starch, doesn't even have any protein. Doesn't seem healthy.

>>13028331
Yeah, the vegan cheese I tried was supposed to be "shredded parmesan" and yeast was the big ingredient there.
A lot of vegan shit seems to actually be incredibly unhealthy. I don't really get the obsession with trying to make substitutes for non-vegan foods that will just never be like them at all. There are plenty of great foods to be made off of legumes, vegetables, fruits, and grains. I get trying to find replacements for eggs and milk for cooking purposes, but as far as taste why even bother?

>>13028340
Because they crave animal products and seek that out in their food. You don't know how much you miss those foods until you completely stop eating them.

Subconsciously they want meat

>>13028340
I can understand trying to find meat and cheese replacements. Vegetables are tasty but not satisfying the same way that meat and cheese are because of the high amount of good quality protein. Even lentils and beans which are considered protein sources still only have half as much as meat. Some meat replacements taste okay, had vegan fish sticks and chicken nuggets that tasted just like cheap versions of the real thing. A lot of vegan stuff is unhealthy though because of how much they tell each other "meat is unhealthy" without thinking about it any more than that.

Most of them will probably switch to eating lab-grown meat when it's available and stop pretending that meat is unhealthy.

>>13027315
Because Impossible Meat is compositionally indistinguishable from dog food. The CEO even admitted to having eaten dog food and saying more people should.

There's nothing wrong with adding vegetables to a plate. There is something very wrong about eating dog food.

>>13028038
Beyond and impossible are nothing similar.

>>13028340
People who revolve their vegan diet around such foods aren't doing it because they want to eat healthy. Ask a plant based nutritionist and/or weight lifter/fit person and ask them about their diet. These impossible foods and vegan cheeses aren't supposed to be an everyday thing, it's food to enjoy every once in a while.

>>13028171
This prominent vegan almost admits directly that this veganslop soyburger trend is increasing vegans cancer risk...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpHW4En0F0U&app=desktop

>>13028618
On the one hand-- I've seen this shit in my grocery stores where I shop (bizarrely in the meat section) and I have never seen an IRL person looking or buying fake meat

OTOH at Earthling Ed's famous vegan restaurant, every menu item is some form of fake meat entre "chikken" "bakon" etc.

Why is this vegetable tofu product in the butcher section and why did every grocery store sign off on this bullshit?

>>13028776
First and foremost before I even bother responding to what you posted I just have to know two things. Do you generalize all vegans according to the personal lives of select vegan YouTubers? And secondly, are you aware that not every vegan is similar, not just in personality but overall outcome of health switching towards a vegan diet? (I.e, not everyone who consumes spy and sit products acts like the statement that's been developed here, not all vegans have the same personality as that vegan weight lifting guy, and not all vegans lose their teeth).

>>13028776
>why are meat-like products that need refrigeration next to the refrigerated meat
gee i dunno, it's a mystery

>>13028786
>I.e, not everyone who consumes spy and sit products acts like the statement that's been developed here
consumes *soy products acts like the *strawman

>>13026161
>dat plastic wrapping
so much for saving the planet lmao

>>13028811
>lol trying to do better doesn't matter if it's not perfect

>>13028786
Your question makes no sense. There is a (((vegan agenda))). You faggots got your soy slop 100% vegetable product shoved in my once pure, butcher section, so you are a harm, and a pestilence on this Earth.

I can answer any question but only if it makes some sense at all. (Although I confess I don't know why vegans have such wretched horrid teeth?? Perhaps you can explain that??)

>>13028845
Meatcucks are the scourge of humanity and the era of cuck laden soyboy meat eaters will be remembered as a dark time in history

>>13027337
one guy said something retarded and now every vegetarian or vegan is violent scum? nice strawman

>>13028888
By who?

>>13028891
The leading vegans are violent entitled scum (protected by the police and courts) and all of you support the violent aggressive leadership bloc of the vegan cause.

Thank God at least you are sterilizing yourselves, and dying off rather quickly lol..

>>13028900
The winning aryan race, hitler was a vegetarian. Sadly the jews won and meatcuckism reings.

>>13028905
Meatcucks have erectile dysfunction and meatcuck women are hideous fat pigs.

>>13026161
SOYlent green is people

>>13028919
Nice try Schlomo. Protip-- the effectiveness level of this particular vegan troll is 0.0000000000

>>13028923
>Vegan "men."

>>13028923
>Vegan women....

>>13026856
do you even know what happens to food by processing it?

>>13026161
Looks like spam but probably tastes much worse.

>>13027281
>>13029097
"processed" food could be anything from canned tomatoes to pickles to putting something in an airtight container.

what causes cancer are carcinogens and nitrates

>>13026859
>50-50 meat and fake meat
What's the point? Who is this product for?

>>13029121
There's more nitrates in a stalk of celery than 1lb of bacon.

>>13028905
oh god sverige, is it you again?

>>13029135
Who is diet soda for?

>>13029150
Sv3rige has never been to this website.
>>13029135
Leftists, trendies, numales and all other weirdo modern people who are moving towards Veganism.

>>13029167
/pol/ really fucked you up lmao

>>13029179
>LMAO

>>13029135
I think the point is that you can still eat meat and have a burger that tastes (presumably) the same while also cutting your consumption.

>>13029194
Toothless you're a huge faggot and nobody takes your proof by single examples as fact. Laughing at you gets more fun every day. Nice body btw.

>>13029203
>Losing my teeth gets more and more fun every day as a vegan.

If it works for you it works for me bro.

>>13028168
I get to post my fave pic far too seldom my friend, thanx

>>13029330
>Hitleries historic journey to the (anti)white house..

She still may get there my friend. The Democratic candidate field is imploding, kind of making room for her to "courageously" step back in....

>>13029330
Well at least you didn't try and refute the salient points in the image you're replying to.
>b-but what about Hillary

>>13029353
No we don't "all agree" in any way whatsoever with a retarded liberal meme which is actually just a "stream of liberal lies" leftists groupthink.

1.Stock market - all time high
2.unemployment - all time low
3.Big war - nope

Leftists like you are just seething imbeciles, crushed because you haven't been able to turn this country into Venezuela, yet. (Different anon)

>>13029395

>>13029395
wtf are you even talking about lmao

>>13029395
>3 things that could easily be attributed to the prior administration is my proof the orange isn't a fool, one of which isn't even true with his stupid tarrifs.
That's super duper, champ. Keep up the superficial understanding of issues.

>>13029432
I believe that she will win!

>>13027347
You can't be a weeb for posting Usagi if all normies like Sailor Moon.

>>13028361
People usually aren't vegetarian/vegan from birth, so 18ish years of eating the same flavors will make you crave them later on. Pretty simple. I've heard from a couple lifelong vegetarians that they've tried meat out of curiosity and didn't like the taste/texture.

>>13029432
Except that everyone but leftists agrees that we're doing great thanks to Trump.
>I-ITS NOT TRUMP, ORANGE MAN BAD
>OBAMA DID IT
Cope harder

>>13029504
What the fuck are you talking about, no normie wanks off to Chinese cartoons.

>>13029527
>arguing with a brain-dead faggot shitlib vegan in a blankpost about "impossible meat" on a board for shitposting about fast food.
mate don't waste your time. let the vegans/vegetarians/liberals have their peaprotein cake and eat it too (being losers).

>>13029528
You are correct. Sailor Moon is heavily marketed toward normies because it's old enough to be retro and therefore trendy like a dumb zoomer thot wearing a Nirvana shirt without realizing it's even a band.

>>13029549
>His thought process is influenced by large white texts on social media posts
Get the fuck out faggot and stop fingering yourself over cartoons.

>>13029590
>>13029528
>>13027347
>anime bad
Fuck off autist

>>13029527
>except everyone but leftists..
And economists, and other politicians, and every other nation, and scientists, and centrists, and right-wingers, and humans, and animals, and any fucking thing with a pulse and half a brain.
Trump is a spoiled, narcissistic, braindead manchild and his "base" is proof that we can evolve backwards

>>13029590
The fuck are you on about, anon? There is a real world outside of the internet and if you interact with millennials and zoomers you'll find they baselessly love Sailor Moon for the aesthetic.

>>13028038
Cellulose is ruffage which is present in almost all plants. (hint: celery; cellulose)

>>13029135
I think they're memeing

>>13029614
Including sawdust, which is used in many food products.

>>13029594
>>13029611
2/10, I replied.

>>13028787
There's other refrigeration, and the idea is that it isn't meat, so you can virtue signal to your boyfriend about being better than those fucking republican nazis and then suck each other's dicks.

>>13029142
don't even get me started on that shit. "uncured bacon! *except for the nitrates found naturally in celery seed juice*

>>13026161
12 oz? How much was that, like $8.00? Vegetarian food is such a fucking scam.

>>13027281
based toothless

>>13029597
You got any proof for those bold claims?

>I'll take my Beyond meat burger with a glass of milk on the side
>Almond milk? No sir, fresh cow milk
>Am I a vegan? Haha! No, I'm a vegetarian. It's like being a vegan except I'm not retarded

>>13029051
yeah, I feel bad for this guy
His DIY channel is pretty cool
But he comes off as an incel who got lucky with a fat girl who managed to lose weight.
So now he's painted himself into a corner where he has to live his life according to her expectations.
Wouldn't surprise me if they finally get pregnant and the baby turns out to be not his.
Or they get a sperm donor

>>13028845
>once pure, butcher section
The butcher section hasn't been """"pure"""" since the 60s if not earlier .

>>13029627
as well as lettuce and other leafy greens and most other vegetables
plants are basically made of water and cellulose

>>13026370
Kekd

>>13028191
>>13028329
>>13029330
>2019
>immigrants from r/The_Donald STILL falling for literally every single bait post

>>13029330
so epic xD!!! kekistan FTW!!!!

>>13026859
>matcha buns
That sounds absolutely terrible but I would try it

>>13030023
>Wouldn't surprise me if they finally get pregnant and the baby turns out to be not his.
>Or they get a sperm donor

I'm willing to make the sacrifice, to make huwhite babbies with her. Her söyboy castrato numale husband is not going to be able to father a child with his 5 dollar illegal backroom bankock vasectomy.

>>13030012
Here’s the true, factual gigachad lifestyle pill right here
>why yes, I’m vegetarian Monday through Friday, and have the weekend as cheat days, how could you tell?

>>13028340
Whenever I think about all these vegetarian or vegan replacements for dairy or meat I just think of Hindu vegan/vegetarian dishes. Those are good and don't rely on creating a frankenstein's monster mimicry of some kind of animal product.

Can we just talk about how a majority of people in the west just see tofu as a meat replacement when it goes amazing with meat products? It's criminal.

>>13028571
I’ve eaten dog food before. It tastes pretty good.

I find it curious cultural difference in that ground meat is called "pork/cows ground meat" in our language locally while in americas it's just "burger".
Locally burger means the sandwich with a ground meat patty.
The power of saving syllables when speaking.

>>13029049
Whats bad about being sought after hot vegan women? I reap so much vegan pussy just by being vegan

>>13033324
Alot of the "vegan" men in the movement probably LARPing like this. No reason not too really, but I don't think I would be able to do it.

>>13032801
>I’ve eaten dog food before. It tastes pretty good.

>>13030012
BASED and vegetarian pilled.

>>13029135
People who eat vegetables with their meals.