/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>He goes on tinder

>girl

I'm gay. I don't like women.

>>13012111
I see you have never spoken to a female before

>>13012111
what a waste of triple digits

>>13012123
>referring to women as “feeemales”
Incel detected

>>13012111
Imagine making up a story about not going on a date for 4chin upboats from your fellow weebcels. Yikes and a half, bro.

>>13012118
Gays have basic bruces too.

>>13012111
Stop lying. If you had anyone so much as give you a sniff of interaction on tinder you would have fallen all over yourself to hook up. Christ incels are so pathetic I sometimes pity them.

>>13012220
If incels were this eager to fuck anything that moves they wouldn’t be incels, retard

>>13012123
>>13012181
>>13012220
I have had sex. Can we stay on topic now that speculation about my sexual history is irrelevant?

>>13012111
Not quite, but I dated a horribly picky girl for a while. Couldn’t take her anywhere interesting because she wouldn’t eat anything. Once took her to a local Italian place; she ate only the bread because it was “different Italian” that what she was used to. She wouldn’t elaborate on what the hell she meant by that, and the place was basically a Maggiano’s clone so it wasn’t some weird Sardinian maggot-cheese place. And she wouldn’t even butter the bread.

This is the same guy who insulted his friends moms lasanga isn't it?

>>13012245
If you had taken her to the olive garden she would have let you put your breadstick in her soup my man.

>>13012233
Sure you have.

Post the screencap of the conversation, fag incel

>>13012282
Doxing me won’t get you laid and it won’t make you happy. Have sex

not just about food. at the first sign someone is a pleb, a brainlet, or vapid, i pull the plug and never think about them again

>>13012372
If only this would make them stop wasting oxygen too

>>13012507
if we're worried about wasted oxygen, just wait till you hear about Africa

One time a girl didn't appreciate my authentic Irish Stew

>>13012559
Post it

>>13012111
I made burgers and fries from scratch for a girl once and she set the plate on the couch just in time for her dog to jump on the couch and stand on the plate and food ruining it all
>oops sorry anon is there anymore
>end up sharing my plate and get ghosted a week later

>>13012566

>>13012372
Coincidentally, dropping a relationship with someone over the first sign of something that triggers you definitely makes you a vapid, pleb brainlet.

>>13012111
This is why you're using tinder in the first place you fucking autist

>>13012111
*grindr
ftfy

>>13012115
Fpbp

>>13012233
Did it feel so good? When a woman let you out Your penis inside her?

>>13012228
You miss out on the whole "involuntary" part of "involuntary celibate", Cochise?

Here's the real redpill: Incels don't exist. No man with fifty spare dollaridoos and ten minutes of free time is involuntarily celibate.

>>13012559
Potatos soaked in whiskey is not a stew!!!!

>>13012111
Enlighten me. What separates the two examples you cherish, from your Sutter Home types? I can understand if you appreciate aesthetics, but please spare me the tripe about “notes” and “hints”. Two people seldom corroborate their findings in such a matter; it is pure marketing.

>>13012702
Ha! Ha! I have also watched baby's first leftist comedy show one decade ago!

>>13012718
>faggot can't even enjoy a meme
Many such cases. Sad.

>>13012111
use better dating apps you fucking faggot

>>>/Grindr/

>>13012715
I understand how you can think it's pure marketing if you don't know how to appreciate flavors in wine properly which it sounds like you don't. I used to be that way as well. They are definitely there. Wine is made in a bunch of ways and from many different grapes, why wouldn't it have unique characteristics depending on the type?

>>13012715
I like it how fast food addicts think coca cola in glass bottles is worth sperging over, but if you suggest that crushed underripe fruit mixed with stems will produce a different tasting juice than crushed overripe fruit not mixed with stems, they'll look at you like you just claimed the Loch Ness Monster is real.

>>13012731
>enjoy a meme
Time for bed, little zoom.

>>13012169
My wife does that. She isn't an incel.

>>13014177
When was the last time she had Oomox

>>13012111
Maybe you would have more succes if your attempt at flirting didn't sound like a job interview.

>>13012169
>using correct words bad

>>13014219
How should he flirt? Sports gossip? Mention the physical dimensions of his genitalia?

>Talking to a women like a human being
>"Wtf /ck/ she was an idiot child"
Is this your first time talking to women of the modern era?

>>13014577
Women are idiot children, yes

Women literally have the mental capacity of children.

>>13014653
>t. incel

>>13014656
I literally use dating apps to slay pussy, roastie. It's like throwing hand grenades in a barrel full of fish.

>>13014682
>dating apps
Loser.

>>13014682
Have sex

>>13014702
>Loser

So, are all the countless women here in DC who use them losers too?

>>13014709
honestly yes.

>>13012115
Fpbp. What the fuck did you expect OP?

>>13012111
No. I trained my HS GF who is now my wife. Don't ever buy used goods or sloppy seconds/thirds/fourths etc.
>>13012115
Fpbp

>>13014866
Well, dating apps are just too convenient not to use, especially considering that everyone uses them now.

>>13014909
>No. I trained my HS GF who is now my wife.

Found the flyover inbred hick.

>>13014928
Lol. Stay mad nigga we're from California from separate ethnic backgrounds.

>>13012598
>grabbed me by the sweater
lost hard

>>13014935
>race mixing

>>13014940
Kinda. I'm Portuguese and she's French (mostly)

Holy shit roasties seething ITT

>>13014935
>imagine limiting your social network by marrying a girl you knew back from when you were a teenager

More women for me, I guess, you faggot.

>>13014952
>limiting my social network
Lol how do you figure? Exes are just burnt bridges. If anything I've expanded it by marrying into a large traditional Catholic family with many cousins etc. but am also free to have platonic friendships with women without the distraction of fornication being a social barrier when it inevitably didn't work out long term.

>>13014977
>this is how married men cope

Fucking yikes, my dude. Must be fun never knowing what it's like to slay copious amounts of pussy. I'm willing to bet you lost your virginity to your wife too. You'll regret it once you two divorce further down the road, when you're already fat and bald and basically a leper in the dating scene.

>>13014991
So bitter. So lonely.

>>13015035
I'm just telling it like it is. It's inevitable. Have you not seen this thread yet:

>>13013288

>>13015040
If >>13013288 didn't stupid he would've asked for a fucking stand mixer as a wedding gift or just buy one refurbished.

They're neat and have a ton of attachments. Not just for baking.

>>13012111
depends on how old they are. I don't expect a woman under 25 to know much about wine and even then you're lucky if they can name a variety that isn't pinot grigio

I did however stop seeing a girl after we went to a seafood restaurant and she ordered a cabernet. I just ghosted her after that

>>13012111
Idk op stupid girls are a massive turn on for me

>>13014909
so when is your tour over sarg?

>>13015074
This. I got one with the pasta maker and sausage grinder attachments for our wedding
>>13015040
>this is why anon is afraid of settling down with one woman
Sad. My dick ain't free I'm not giving it away to stupid thots who can't even in2 decent wine. Damn you are THIRSTY

>>13015094
why?

>>13012570
>burgers and fries from scratch
I mean, you didn't really go out of your way did you?
At least the dog enjoyed it more than she would have

>>13015103
Who?

>>13015109
I like to tease them, its really cute when they try to think.

>>13015084
>I just ghosted her after that

Found the immature manchild.

>>13015184
welcome to modern dating gramps

>>13015084
A cab franc might go alright with salmon

>>13015197
Why not just send her a text saying it's not going to work out? It's basic courtesy. Society keeps degrading, and it's only exacerbated with social media. Most guys probably don't even know how to ask out women irl now, myself included. Anyway, I was fucking this one tinderthot, and after a few fucks she texted me "it wasn't going to work out." I responded "cool, see ya." And that was it, no strings attached. It's literally effortless to send a text. Ghosting is immature as fuck, and if you do it, you're a fucking faggot.

>being an autist over wine of all things

lol you faggot

>>13015236
>Why not just send her a text saying it's not going to work out? It's basic courtesy.
Fucks up the system if you do that. If you ghost them you can always pick it up again later.

>>13014991
>slay copious amounts of pussy
Seriously, what's the appeal? You had one, you had all basically

>>13014432
No you retard. You make small talk

>>13015262
>If you ghost them you can always pick it up again later.

Hmm, I'm actually not sure if that works. Wouldn't their ego be hurt from your ghosting them that they wouldn't bother answering you when you text them weeks, if not months, later? I'm asking for a friend haha...

>>13015301
If their ego is hurt they're even easier to scoop