/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13005397
My alcoholic father used to beat me when I was a child.

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>>13005403
sorry, op here again... he used to beat me because im gay

>>13005420
Actual OP here, I'm a double negative gay. So I'm really a gay retard with a girlfriend. The gays cancel each other out.

>>13005403
my dad was also abusive and my mom allowed it

i couldn't wait to be an adult on my own when i was a child and now that i'm here i embrace aging and don't miss those days at all

>>13005433
>cat
lmao faggot

>>13005440
Her name is The Daunch

>>13005447
cats and cat owners smell like shit

>>13005433
>cat
>soy beard
>soy thick rimmed glasses
yikes!

>>13005464
Making assumptions that are so far from reality. I'm a red meat eating, Donald Trump supporter who hunts elk. Literally the furthest thing from a soyboy keke.

>>13005493
that guy has a the chaddest pet, a belgian malinois
not a faggot cat

>>13005397
these thins were garbage.

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>>13005493
Imagine being so insecure about yourself, you feel the need to get validated by strangers on the internet

>>13006383
dannanannanaanaa dundunDUN *gong noises*

>>13005433
Andy S?

>>13005397
Bugles, Fig Newtons, and Home Run Pies.

>>13005447
>>13005433
based and kittypilled

>>13005433
I think I have seen your posts before. It is unethical to date a girl if you are gay.

>>13005433
Hey Andy, just want to say I like your tweets. Okay, peace out dog

>>13006459
I too am baked on fire.

>>13005420
I'm gay (incel though) because my mom abused me as a child so now I subconsciously can't trust women
Feels bad man

>>13006398
This. What a fucking newfag redditor

>>13005397
>doesnt even post the best kind

>>13005493
You have the telltale soyboy bitch tits though lmao

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>>13007655
I still creme pie your mom on a biweekly basis

>>13007168
That's super hot. It's no wonder you're gay lol, you'd have to be a fag to not let mummy suck your lil pellet pp.

>>13005420
evidently he didn't get the job done

>>13007712
when i was a kid i thought the kid cuisine mascot was a duck

>>13007712
I got nostalgia blasted the other day finding my old NES in the attic and seeing the stickers i put on it from a kid cuisine just like this one

>>13008043
This too

>was a happy lad
>sad teenager
>miserable tranny adult

>>13007619
>poops loops

>>13005397
Yooooooo I loved this stuff dude

>chop suey
>delicious

I'm a simple man, pear slices with cheese is the best snack I ever had when I was young, it's the perfect combination

>>13005453
Do they really?...
What like?

>>13008802
Cat hair, and the faintest smell of cat food, cat piss, and cat shit.

>>13007655
the wife bought some of these. theres 2 left. I have never had one. should I?

>>13008134
post feminine dick

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>>13009101
Immediately

>>13008877
This. You get used to it if you're in that environment and can't smell it anymore. It's like how you can smell someone who masturbated an hour before even if they washed their hands. The smell immediately latches onto anything nearby

I met my current partner right before the turn of our childhood, when we were 14. The first meal I made him were pizza rolls, and I remember being so nervous around him that I was worried I’d made the pizza rolls wrong. We’ve been together for years now, and been through our share of bad times. I only get to see him every other weekend since I’m in college a ways away. It’s just nice to recall when things were simple. We used to live only a short road apart and we’d meet halfway. I really took that time for granted, being so close and readily available for each other. I didn’t appreciate it as much as I should have, I was in such a hurry to grow up and have freedom. Now I’m free to do whatever I want and I can’t. I’m stuck on this stupid campus.

>>13006346

Why the hell don't they make them anymore?! I used to love them with a bit of sour cream when I was a kid but I haven't seen them anywhere in years, just dozens of kinds of pizza rolls.

>>13006383

I wasn't aware that La Choy was originally a Detroit company?

The company was founded in 1922 by Dr. Ilhan New (유일한), later founder of Yuhan Corporation in South Korea; and Wally Smith from the University of Michigan. The first product, canned mung bean sprouts, was originally sold in Smith's Detroit, Michigan, grocery store.[1]

New left the company for personal reasons in 1930, and Smith was killed by lightning in 1937. Regardless, the company flourished. By the late 1930s, management at the firm had developed a comprehensive line of food products, including bean sprouts, soy sauce, subgum, kumquats, water chestnuts, brown sauce, bamboo shoots, and chow mein noodles.

The company had capitalized on the growing fascination Americans had with the Orient, including an entirely different type of cuisine. In 1937, the company built its first manufacturing facility in Detroit, featuring 60,000 square feet (5,600 m2) of production space.

To reduce overhead costs and maintain profitability during World War II, management decided to relocate the company from its facility in Detroit about 90 mi (140 km) to Archbold, Ohio. Selling its Detroit plant to the federal government for the production of munitions, the proceeds from the sale enabled the company to start a new era in its history.

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>>13005435
>>13005403

its been 4 years since i last talked to either of them, havent regreted it once, i lost a lot of weight and picked up cooking and painting, i have never been better
hold on my brothers, these people dont get to shit our lives anymore

>>13010227
Those kinda sucked

>>13010977
FAGGOT

>>13011631
You'll never let them go until you go through a long freudian psychoanalysis to release their hold on you.

>>13010435
>you can smell someone who masturbated an hour before even if they washed their hands. The smell immediately latches onto anything nearby

Wait, really?

>>13005397
I miss these bad boisss

these made me morbidly obese when i was a kid

>>13011995
Yeah, it's really obvious. It's as if you were smoking a joint but reeks of cum. If you air out your room and go for a walk you're fine

>>13010977
>>13007168
POOFTAHS OUT

>>13011832
>>13012762
I’m female but thanks

>>13010977
I'm sure you've sucked your way through half the campus by now, you roastie whore.

>>13005403
Had abusive parents too. My dad was a pedo. Both parents disowned me when I confronted him on it. Siblings dont wa t anything to do with it

Nostalgia threads dont work that well on me for this reason. Hated being a kid

>>13008877
What if I have a hairless cat with the box in the basement with volcanic rocks deodorizing it and clean it daily? And also bathe him weekly?

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>>13011475
but I... haven’t ... :(

>>13012078
FUCJ

yup

>>13005397
Earlier today I was making small talk and asked a coworker what his plans for the weekend were. Before he could answer another lad said "wanking and eating quavers". I said, its years since i've had quavers. Not as long since i've wanked. We all had a laugh. And its true that it has been years since I ate quavers. Might actually get some this weekend, for childhood nostalgia.

>>13010227
Loved BNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hYChatCtdM

>>13005433
straight people don't have cats