/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12986295
There's limes on the plate tho

>>12986304
And Ethiopian sponge bread

>>12986295
If you are a true Carnivore, you would fight against the anti-meat and dairy efforts, but let everyone else keep eating plants so that you can have more delicious meat products for yourself.

>>12986295
There's limes on the plate tho
And Ethiopian sponge bread

>>12986295
>amylase in our saliva to digest starchy food
>carnivore

Humans are opportunistic omnivores

Just because vegans are annoying, it doesn't mean that the polar opposite won't be annoying.

>>12986420
yes but making vegans seethe is very amusing.

Truly

I don’t want scurvy, gout or kidney stones. Thanks.

This is just the like veganism: a cult.

We produce enzymes to digest carbohydrates for a reason.

>>12986295
>carnivores
>eats meat because "it's the natural diet for humans"
>doesn't eat bugs
Every time. Your appeal to nature rings hollow here.

>>12987019
(((amylase)))

>>12986428
It was for the first few weeks. We're already past it.

>>12986295
Where's the offal? Only eating muscle meat will cause a methionine overload in your system which leads to problems. The glycine in organs meats will balance the methionine. So eat liver, brain, heart, etc. as well as steaks. Eat the whole animal like our ancestors did.

>>12987058
Yeah, we now realize the butthurt meat eaters are way funnier.

>>12987031
I'll eat bugs when cricket flour stops being $40 per pound.

>>12987031
My ancestors lived in Northern Europe during the Ice Age. There were no bugs, just cows and reindeer, and woolly mammoths.

>>12986410
This. We're bears, not tigers, not cows.

>>12986410
>>12987192
Exactly. Hard to tell what our original primary sources were, or if there was one. We probably just ate whatever. Fruits, nuts, animals. Probably grubs. No one was farming though.

>>12987160
>he doesn't know about ice bugs

>>12987019
You don't need much vitamin c on 0 carb diet. It is actually used most to digest carbs. Kidney stones are crystallized oxalates (like calcium oxalate). You literally can get this stuff only from plants.

>>12987293
Can already tell the scurvy is rotting what was left of your pea brain

>>12987293
>vitamin c is actually used to digest carbs
You read enough to know that a diet high in citrus is a risk factor for oxalate stones which isn't even well known among physicians, but you don't understand what vitamin c is for. You are the definition of a sophomore.

I like meat but not every day. I don't need to larp as a caveman to feel smart.

>>12987160
>no bugs in the Arctic regions
Not only are you a fraud, but you're ignorant as well.

>>12987293
>Kidney stones are crystallized oxalates (like calcium oxalate).
There is more than one type of kidney stones, dude.

>>12987145
It's like $15/lb right now so hop to it. Or don't. I don't really care if you eat bugs; I don't eat them. But the point is that if morons like OP are talking about how they should eat a diet that's exclusive in animal protein because it's "natural" but don't eat insects or at the very least non-muscular animal tissues then they're just fag cultists. Offal is quite literally MORE natural as the whole point of primitive man eating meat was to maximize calories and nutrients in a way that vegetables and plants cannot come close to competing against and only the fattiest cuts of meat can compete pound for pound with offal.

>>12987498
Where are you seeing a clean/pure cricket flour for that price? I need some buns to go on my liver and egg burgers.

>>12987221
That's cute. Post Witchetty Grub 1 please.

>>12987160
Cows dont belong in the artic dumb nigger

There are no natural cows in the arctic

>>12986410
In the past, but humans have lost the immune system to be able to support that over the last few thousand years of agriculture and civilization.

>>12986304
For the scurvy, init

>>12987019
Based and omnivore pilled

>>12987087
Steak cucks are the worst.

>>12989313
>humans have lost the immune system

Confirmed retard

>>12989595
Go be an opportunistic omnivore for a week in the wilderness and see how long you last.

>>12989317
red meat is really fucking dense in vitamin C
seal meat was used to cure scurvy extremely quickly during arctic expeditions

>>12987019
read, nigger, read >>12989755

>>12986295
idgaf what's "natural"
my genes don't care about me
Plants keep my dick hard so I can fuck cute bois in their masculine vaginas

>>12987293
>0 carb diet
now that's a laugh

>>12989755
Seal meat tastes like venom though i bet you dont eat it

Acting as the polar opposite of an obnoxious extremist makes you equally as annoying. And at least they've got some kind of ecological standpoint on their side.

>>12989313
Opportunistic doesn't mean you aren't eating non-spoiled food or not cooking.

>>12989836
I've never had it. I've eat ass though, does it taste like ass?

>>12987221
No, think about it for a second. Good luck trying to gather 1000+ kcal from fruits and nuts, and that every single day. And then you've just fed yourself, now the rest of your tribe. We're not fucking rodents that could live of just a few nuts every day. And we don't have the digestive system to convert large amount of plant mass into energy. There is a reason vegans throw everything in the blender and eat like 5+ times a day.

They might have eaten fruits and nuts they encountered, but it's very doubtful they would've wasted the energy actively looking. Meanwhile you could hunt or track migrating cattle herds. If you kill only one cow you could feed your family for the day, maybe more.
One of the few "written" records we have are cave paintings. What are they about? Mostly animals.

Fuck, one theory of why farming "won" is because most likely we where so successful at hunting we over hunted and the only way to gain enough calories was through farming. But even then, those cultures relied heavily on animal husbandry.

We're hyper carnivores. Could we live an extended period of time without it? Sure, but considering it's not our natural diet the long term health consequences are literally unknown. It's not a risk I'm willing to take.

>>12990031
>Good luck trying to gather 1000+ kcal from fruits and nuts, and that every single day.
It wouldn't be that hard to gather a large amount of fruit and nuts if you found a tree with them growing. Some Native Americans hunted but still ate literally up to a ton of wild acorns every year per individual. In other places even before agriculture, people were regularly making bread from wild grain and roots.

>And we don't have the digestive system to convert large amount of plant mass into energy.
Not leafy green vegetables but we easily digest cooked starch.

>There is a reason vegans throw everything in the blender and eat like 5+ times a day.
Most of them don't really have a good understanding of nutrition. You could make a pretty filling meal of rice and lentils if you actually use enough vegetable oil with it like you should, or anything else that has enough fat like peanut butter.

>We're hyper carnivores.
We're hyper omnivores because we were the best hunters but also the best at extracting calories from plants after we learned to cook.

>>12986332
Amen brother, let the sickly vegans die off, it's nature's way...

>>12987087
Funnier than sickly vegans? Impossible.

>>12987311
So sickly vegans have decided this man is unhealthy??? OK lol...

>>12990143
At least she died doing what she loved.
Telling everybody she's a fucking vegetarian.

>>12986295
because i dont want worms in my butthole

>>12986295
Hominem unius libri timeo.

>>12990143
>after reaching the summit
Definitely in better shame than you or me then.

>>12990143
>no carnists ever died climbing everest
This is your brain on carnism.

>>12990198
I meant shape. Goddamn it.

>>12990206
The dude who posts this has literally been reposting the same images and same text for months. He's right that veganism isn't an ideal diet but he's also extremely autistic and goes about arguing against it in a retarded way.

>>12986295
I like animal flesh but honestly if I had to choose only one or the other, veggies are so much more varried and delicious. Choosing one or the other is true foolishness in my eyes though.

>>12990031
>We're hyper carnivores.

I would say more correctly that we're hyper omnivores and that's been our real success.

Are there animals around we can catch?
Sweet let's eat them all. In short supply?
Look at all this plant material!
Some of it much too fibrous or inedible in it's natural state?
Okay let's grind it, cook it, ferment it, whatever until we can eat it.
Ohh look there's a shark, let's eat it!
Aww man that dude died from eating it. Maybe if we bury it for a while it'll get more edible!

This is why humans thrive so much, we adapt and then consume.

>>12987019
>I don’t want kidney stones

Your more prone to kidney stones eating veggies and fruit than meat dude. Oxalates.

>>12989607
Eskimos do just fine.

>>12990149
Why are all carnivores bald or balding?

>>12990301
How come the Inuit in Canada have shorter lifespan than their other countrymen?

>>12990400
... anon that has nothing to do with diet lmao
please dont make yourself look stupid.

>>12990400
You know that guy is almost 60 right?

>>12986295
Why does some ethiopian shit bread look grey and disgusting and some look thick and fluffy? Did white people cook the good looking bread?

>>12990149
Yeah, he looks disgusting. He literally only has muscle mass from steroids anyways which he admits, otherwise his cryptkeeper hair would match his cryptkeeper face. Cute old man selfies you have saved tho

>>12990400
White men go bald the most due to their higher testosterone

>>12990405
They hunt big predators on sea ice in the arctic circle. How come they never get cancer?

>>12990031
Ignoring the archeological evidence which doesn’t remotely support your retarded conclusions. Why would any pre-human restrict their diet? There was shit tons of wild agriculture available and animals weren’t always available. The advent of cooking only accelerated of plant consumption.

>>12990465
Higher DHT, which is actually a sign of lower serum testosterone in a lot of cases

>>12990468
But they do. Usually from alcoholism though

>>12990474
Whites do have the most testosterone though, they are independent but probably related facts

>>12990468
They have higher cancer rates than most of North America ffs.

>>12990485
Oh shit. Well they used to not get cancer. Rip Inuits the jews got to you.

>>12990489
They still got it, it just wasn't diagnosed and recognized as much. Like Koreans and the alarming rates of stomache cancer they have from eating pounds of kimchi with every meal.

>>12990031
You realize we can go months without food and still function, right? It's not too hard to imagine early humans being able to get by on a couple hundred calories per day, intertwined with occasional large feasts.

>>12990595
>Like Koreans and the alarming rates of stomache cancer they have from eating pounds of kimchi with every meal.
That's from a ridiculously high salt intake in general, not just eating kimchi. They only get about 20% of their salt from kimchi but also eat salty instant noodles and other processed foods on top of it. In 2005 the average daily salt intake in some parts of Korea was 13g which is insane.