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Man, fuck Califorinian hipsters and millennials for ruining so many good foods with their obnoxious Hipster bullshit. They basically killed Avacados for me. Trying to make the act of putting Avacados on toast a pretentious, expensive thing. For all the minimalist crap and wierd ass food combinations they've pushed.

What other foods have millennials fucked with?

>> No.12974852

>>12974847
imagine caring what people think about your choice of foods

>> No.12974856

Someone post the "how much of a millennial are you?" pic.

>> No.12974861
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>>12974847
>being this mad
>letting anyone have this much power over you

>> No.12974906

Avocados were always the hipster choice.

>> No.12974946

Toast + avocado + egg + pepper + hot sauce + basil or dill = quick & delicious & healthy breakfast

>> No.12974968

>>12974847
dude nobody is fucking stopping you from buying avocados and using them to make whatever you wish

>> No.12974983

>>12974946
I like avocado on toast with lemon juice and smoked paprika, sliced tomatoes, hot sauce, fried egg

>> No.12975004

>>12974968
>>12974861
>>12974852
I am heavily into redpilled beliefs and 4chan culture. If a liberal or a woman or a nonwhite does something my friends on /r9k/ and /pol/ disapproves of or deems degenerate according to Nazi ideology, you better fucking believe I will distance myself from such activities.
Right now, I'm into anime, vidya, and berating minorities online. It's called redpilled, and it will save our white future, unlike eating soymeals like avocado toast.

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>>12975004

>> No.12975025

>>12975020
Casual racism is still racism.

>> No.12975027 [DELETED] 

>>12975004
This is either a really confused newfag trying to fit in or a glownigger baiting, ill bite
>oy vey my fellow nazis i am one of you trust me 1488 bash the dykes race war WOW
In the one case this is legit you are still at the early stages of putting your nightmare goggles on, the world is going to hell, niggers sandniggers kikes chinks and all kinds of subhumans are ruining everything including our dietary options, make your own food , even though the ingredients are of poor quality in this modern day and age you still wont have to witness such abominations.

>> No.12975033

>>12975027
bro..?

>> No.12975036

>>12975027
Thanks, white brother. I can assure you that I am entirely sincere. It's a sad state of affairs, when reasonable beliefs like ours are deemed bait by the unenlightened, brainwashed masses.
Keep up the good fight, white brother, despite living in a world that - as you say - a literal hell for both of us. Maybe we are just too pure and virtuous for such a degenerate place.
Reminder to praise Kek. Deus fucking Vult

>> No.12975038 [DELETED] 

>>12975027
This is either a royally illogical newdude severe to strain in or a glownigger baiting, unfortunate trick
>oy vey my man nazis i am one of you expectation me 1488 beat the dykes offspring wage WOW
In the one inclose this is legit you are still at the soon scaffold of putting your incubus turn on, the the is obtainable to netherworld, niggers sandniggers kikes coin and all kinds of subhumans are destruction everything conclude our dietary straddle, become your own aliment , even though the ingredients are of inferior attribute in this neoteric Time and period you still custom have to certify such abominations.

>> No.12975043

>>12974983
Will definitely try

>> No.12975047

>>12975038
>>12975036
>>12975027
>>12975004
Jesus christ, how much of this shit is supposed to be sarcastic?
Regardless gtfo out of our board with this shit. Food is for everyone.

>> No.12975058

>>12975047
Take everything you disagree with as sarcastic. It makes no difference to anything and the internet becomes a lot more fun.

>> No.12975062

>>12975047
>food is for everyone

Have you ever heard of Africa?

>> No.12975064

>>12975062
This. They're simply inferior to us white men of virtue and dignity and trap porn.
This board is for white people only, as we make the best foods and have created the modern world we hate so much

>> No.12975074

>>12975064
You are bad at this. Consider returning to /b/ for a few more years to train.

>> No.12975083

>>12975020
I blame niggers for making fried chicken expensive.

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>>12974847
>california
>hipsters
Can people just stop using that word? You've never left your basement or been West of the Mississippi. It's honestly just embarrassing.

>> No.12975089

>>12975074
It's all porn there now. There's nowhere for newfags to learn proper shitposting anymore, which is why so much shitposting these days is boring and amateurish.

>> No.12975091

>>12974847
bacon. need i say more.

>> No.12975099

avocado belongs on CHIPS not FUCKING BREAD
JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE

>> No.12975247

>>12975062
Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.

>> No.12975251

>>12975089
There's always 7 chan

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there's literally nothing wrong with avocado on toast it's just that for the price you could buy a whole loaf of bread and at least two avocados

>> No.12975269

>>12975004
But anon, black people and chinks are the majority

>> No.12975293

AGHH I HATE IT WHEN PPL JUDGE WHAT I EAT TOO!! I JUST WANT TO BE AS BIG A CONFORMIST WITHOUT FEELING INSECURE ABOUT BEING SEEN AS A SOYBOY BETA LEFTIST KEK! ALSO FUCK EATING BUGS AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

>> No.12975597

Why is everyone getting their knickers in a twist over avocado on toast all of a sudden?

>> No.12975607

>>12974852
We should all care about everyone’s choices.

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12975609

>>12975004
Based and redpilled

>> No.12975964

>>12975004
based retard

>> No.12977152

>>12975004
faggot /pol/tards getting raged at this becuase despite it being a low effort false flag it actually does completely lay bare their modus operandi once you strip away the pseudo-intellectualism and youtube celeb talking points

>> No.12977162

>>12975004
Poe's Law in action, people. Absolutely no way to tell if he's a troll or an idiot.

>> No.12977224

>>12974847
Dude, if idiots willingly pay this much>>12975256
for it, don't rage, be a real American and open a restaurant or food truck and capitalize.

>> No.12977237

>>12977152
>brainlet lefty thinks they can’t refute logic because it came from some higher source that right wingers trust for everything
Because how could they be different than you mass media drone right lmao god you’re so dumb

>> No.12977269

>>12977152
>pseudo-intellectualism
Pot calling the kettle a nigger lmao
Literally everyone here can dumb down someone else’s talking points and make them look stupid by infantilizing their beliefs
Dilate tranny

>> No.12977276

>>12977269
So you're serious. Wow, that's hilarious!

>> No.12977281
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12977281

>>12977276
>So you're serious. Wow, that's hilarious!

>> No.12977312

>>12977281
Seriously buying into the imaginary culture war that was lost over a decade ago. Good job. Definitely going to impress your friends with that. Oh, wait...

>> No.12977326

>>12977237
>>12977269
incels absolutely fuming

>> No.12977328
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>>12977312
>imaginary culture war that was lost over a decade ago
If it was imaginary how was it lost?

>> No.12977333

>>12977328
It was lost before you had pubes.

>> No.12977337

ahem...
fuck /pol/tards
fuck white people (except for meds)
fuck manlets
fuck virgins
fuck trump
fuck amerifats
protect trannies
protect chinese people
protect england
and a drink to jannies for eternally btfoing alt right incels

>> No.12977342

>>12977333
Does that mean my hairy dick is imaginary too?????

>> No.12977344

>>12977337
2/10 your bait needs some work
See me after class

>> No.12977355

>>12977333
He still hasn't got any feathers down there.

>> No.12977356

>>12977342
No, but I'm guessing it's in unused condition.

>> No.12977362

ive never even eaten avocado I don't understand the appeal of a bland tasting green slimy cold thing with lots of fat.

>> No.12977373

>>12977356
>guessing
See that’s all you can do. Imaginary culture war that was lost, guessing you’re an incel
Must suck living in a world where you argue without certainty of anything

>> No.12977414

>>12975004
>If a liberal or a woman or a nonwhite does something my friends on /r9k/ and /pol/ disapproves of or deems degenerate according to Nazi ideology, you better fucking believe I will distance myself from such activities. Right now, I'm into anime, vidya, and berating minorities online. It's called redpilled, and it will save our white future, unlike eating soymeals like avocado toast.

>If a Nazi or a man or a white does something my friends on r/Feminism and Twitter disapproves of or deems degenerate according to Feminist ideology, you better fucking believe I will distance myself from such activities. Right now, I'm into Social liberalism, Veganism, and fighting for the oppressed minorities online. It's called common sense, and it will save our future, unlike raping our planet.

This is what you sound like, a total fucking idiot. Teddy Roosevelt would be ashamed.

>> No.12977424

>>12977414
Anon you fell for cringy bait
At least read the rest of thread before you type out a reply