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>constantly drinking bitter mud water (coffee) while pretending to enjoy it

>> No.12947509

>enjoying things

>> No.12947511

>>12947492
my coffee isn't bitter maam. It tastes really good maam.

>> No.12947514

>>12947492
If you don't like it then don't drink it.

>> No.12947529

>not drinking coffee just for the stimulate effect
Pleb

>> No.12947792

>>12947492
are you transgender or something?

>> No.12947822
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>getting mad over coffee
the 17th century called, they want their moral panic back

>> No.12947828

>being a retarded weeb
Cringe

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12947846

>I don't like it so everybody else must just be pretending

>> No.12947848

>>12947492
You have to be 18 to post here, even on blue boards.

>> No.12947858

>>12947492
Based coffee working this tasteless simp into a seethe

>> No.12947888

>>12947492
post tits

>> No.12947898

>>12947492
>constantly posting unrelated cartoon images because you're a social inadequate and your life is worthless
ftfy.

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>>12947492

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12947944

Tea is superior.

>> No.12947964

>>12947926
gb2 SA, goon

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>>12947944
I have recently started calling it Camellia Sinensis bathwater.

>> No.12948154

>>12947492
I enjoy the massive dump after the most.

>> No.12948677

>>12947492
>not injecting straight caffeine into your veins

>> No.12948683
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12948683

>continue drinking literal grass juice (tea) and unironically enjoying it

yikes

>> No.12948686

>>12947492
Fuck off weeb

>> No.12948722

>>12947492
Where is this anime girl from

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12948743

>>12947492
Coffee is for cookie cutters

>> No.12948990

>>12948722
Boku no Pico

>> No.12949138

>Bitter mud water

That means you scorched the coffee, you fucking mental defective.

Maybe wait for the water to come to the right temperature instead of pouring boiling water over the grounds.

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12949143

>>12947492
>constantly espousing conservative beliefs while pretending they aren’t wrong

>> No.12950559

>>12947492
It's just you that has been drinking mud m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSg2cq5xx2Y

>> No.12950585

>>12949143
Your post is actually a major reason for the decline of the left imo, it’s the arrogance. The lefty doesn’t consider the right to be an opposing view point. Rather than seeing a political spectrum and dichotomy they see a fight against evil where they are ironically permitted to use whatever hypocritical means necessary to win. The right winger can actually ascertain and dissect the lefty’s beliefs while the left can only hope to throw shade.

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12950594

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE WITH SUGAR IT'LL MAKE YOU FAT

>> No.12950771

>>12947492
source on the girl pls

>> No.12950778

>>12950771
>i-is that a female girl?
>OH MY GOD IM COOOOOOOOOMIIIIING

>> No.12950786

>>12950778
no I just like anime

>> No.12951835

>>12947492
Coffee isn't supposed to taste bitter

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>>12947492
>pretending to enjoy it
Fuck off
At this point my morning cup is literally the only thing I look forward to in the morning before I have to wagecuck. It's the one and only thing that brings me the slightest semblance of peace of mind, if only for a few minutes.
The toilets clogged in this world of shit.

>> No.12952102

>>12950778
Anime girls are 10x better than these female things

>> No.12952108
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>>12947492
>Not enjoying your coffee with a little hot chocolate powder and plenty milk

Bad form.

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>>12949143
this picture is irony as an art form. absolutely exquisite, it will be in museum wings dedicated to the 21st century. bravo

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>>12947492
Shhhh no talkie until coffee.

>> No.12952774

>>12947492
based child-pallette poster

>> No.12952905

>>12947492
>stop liking what i don't like!

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>>12947492

>> No.12953100

>>12952905
but most coffee drinkers don't enjoy it either?
they drink it because they're addicted and can't function without it.

>> No.12953177

>>12953100
And you say this based on what exactly?

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>>12947492
haha you are stupid haha

>> No.12954619

>>12947492
they arent pretending to enjoy it anymore
they built up an addiction over time so now they cant function without it
its like a crackhead taking his first hit of the day

>> No.12954625

>>12954619
Who the fuck told a child-palated dork like you that you can speak in the name of coffee drinkers?

>> No.12954634

>>12954625
get help bro its not too late to save yourself

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12954652

>>12954634
Your gimmick is not working.

>> No.12954662

>>12954652
delusional

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12954663

>>12947492
I want a girl to look at me like that. That mix of arousal and disgust... Is there any better look than that?

>> No.12954672

>>12954652
there are a lot more factors to death, heart disease, cancer, stroke diabetes, respiratory and kidney disease than how many cups of coffee you drink per day.

>> No.12954683

>>12947492
>Meme black drinkers
Chocolate is bitter as shit until you make it delicious with milk or whatever. Coffee with cream and sugar is delicious and goes great with pastries and breakfast. it's only bitter if you're drinking it black like a meme Lord.

>> No.12954751

>>12954683
Your aversion to bitterness doesn't make the millions of black coffee drinkers worldwide "meme lords".

>> No.12954763

>>12954662
Cope.

>> No.12954765

>>12954751
>Man, this tastes like shit, I love it!
People who like bitter things are fucking retarded.

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12954777

coffee is for drug addict losers
me? I drink hot chocolate

>> No.12954786

>>12954765
The whole point is that it doesn't taste like shit to those who drink it, you stupid faggot. Not our fault you haven't grown out of having the taste buds of a child scared of slight bitterness.

>> No.12954812

>>12950585
except this is exactly what the right does as well, it doesn't see a political spectrum it see's right and wrong, and typically they add "God" to their justifications even though their representatives keep getting caught with gay lovers. Meanwhile every time a democrat gets in trouble it's for fucking women

>> No.12954815

>>12954786
This is what the meme Lord does, when confronted with his stupidity: he resorts to accusations of either youth or immaturity. At the tender age of 18, he tells people on the internet that they're just not sophisticated adults like him.
It's okay, kid, I did the same thing when I was your age. Eventually you learn that life's too short to torture yourself so you can think that people think you're cool.

>> No.12954825

>>12954815
I drink black coffee in the intimacy of my home. People from all paths of life have black coffee, absolutely none of which give a shit what child-palated dorks like you think. Go stuff your face with popsicles and gummy bears now.

>> No.12954834

>>12954825
I'll do that. You go chug vinegar and munch on that Finnish lye flavored liquorice.

>> No.12955103

>>12947492
>constantly taking dicks up the ass and guzzling cum until your stomach bursts

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12955321

>>12947492
Fuck you. That is all

>> No.12955398

> zoe ludicrously OP for quite a while, huge pickrate
> as soon as she's nerfed pickrate goes down the shitter

hope the same thing happens to pyke

>> No.12955443

>>12947492
please somebody tell me the name of the anime, reverse search gives me nothing

>> No.12955514

>>12955443
use trace.moe

>> No.12955679

>>12955514
thanks m8

>> No.12955709

>drinking the watery negro
Disgusting junkies
>>12954777
A man of culture

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12955746

>be 23 next week
>never even tasted coffee or tea
Am I missing out much

>> No.12955782

>>12955746
not really.

>> No.12956006

>>12955746
You're missing the joy and freedom of life. The simple fact that you abstained from these beverages shows a deeper problem, like you haven't grown up yet, or are tightly bound by the chains that your parents made.

Drink some coffee, or some whiskey, smoke a cigarette. Take this symbolic first step on the road to freedom, not searching for hedonistic pleasures, but for your true destiny. You can't ve free unless you kill your parents.

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>>12947492
life is austere training.
Enjoy

>> No.12956058

>>12956054
I'm sure I'm going to kill myself one day. I hope I never have a girlfriend or wife, because I'll kill myself anyway and that will just make her sad.

>> No.12956067

>>12956058
>I hope I never have a girlfriend or wife, because I'll kill myself anyway
you sure it's not because you are a pathetic incel, unable to attract a woman?

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>>12954777
absolutely based and hot chocolate-pilled

>> No.12956077

>>12956067
That's a symptom, not the cause. I'm just hoping I never meet some basketcase who will take me anyway. I want the impact of my death to be minimal.

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12956450

>>12954777
BASED

>> No.12956582

>>12954777
Chocolate can be considered a drug by the same definition coffee can, dumb manchild.

>> No.12956587
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12956587

>>12956582
delusional addict
get some help you pathetic failure

>> No.12956617

>>12956587
>Chocolate contains several biologically active constituents (methylxanthines, biogenic amines, and cannabinoid-like fatty acids), all of which potentially cause abnormal behaviors and psychological sensations that parallel those of other addictive substances.
You're a clueless retarded AND have the palate of a child. Chocolate even has CAFFEINE itself, you retard. Also coffee drinkers are likely to be healthier than you: >>12954652

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>>12956617
>if it has a long name it must be a drug
wow who would have guess drug addicts would be uneducated too

>> No.12956636

>>12956622
>n-not a real drug because it shatters my retarded cope
Nope, it's a drug because it fits the definition by which caffeine can be considered a drug. And again, chocolate contains caffeine itself.
Seethe, fattie.