/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Your Mom.

>>12936595
pizza

>>12936595
Onion rings
GOMAD

>>12936595
pizza. a million times pizza

>>12936595
Get fucked, anime poster.

>>12936595
donuts

pasta and noodles

fried chicken tenders
fried catfish
fried okra

>>12936692
Do you live in the southeastern United States?

>>12936607
This doesn't make sense right to left. 4.5/10 would not recommend.

>>12936607
anime website

>>12936692
you could eat like that on keto

>>12936595
Hot dogs.
I'm vegan but the one thing I miss the fuck outta are hot dogs.
Sweet, juicy, hot dogs with mustard and ketchup...
On a nice toasted bun, soft, I don't fuck with the crispy shit.
I would just eat hot dogs for every day of my life if I could.

>>12936727
eat the maggots goy

>>12936733
People where I live do eat maggots but more as a jokey "haha look I'm eating a disgusting worm haha" kinda thing.
Worms aren't vegan though.
I would kill every bug on this earth if I could.

>>12936736
there's no vegan dogs that you like? nothing beats pigs anus I guess

>>12936742
I've had vegan dogs and they're not as good.
You need that nice oily fatty shit in it. Vegan ones lack that.

>>12936727
I'll feed you my hotdog bby comes with mayo ;)

>>12936790
I've never had a hotdog with mayo. Is it good?

>>12936811
Jokes aside, no its fucking horrible. Although the only thing I like with them is onions and mustard which is, apparently, a strange combo so take what I say with a grain of salt.

>>12936727
I don't get it, are your buns toasted or soft? How can it be both?

>>12936727
Hot dogs you say?

>>12936595
Is alcohol a food?

>>12936607
anime website

>>12936864
Al/ck/ is the worst thing to ever happen to /ck/

>>12936595
Fettuccine alfredo. Slice after slice of cheesecake. Milkshakes. Everything else can be budgeted to some degree, but those items are diet ruiners.

>>12936595
pizzas with chillies accompanied by fatty sauces like ranch

>>12936727
It's not a hotdog, but I would highly recommend the new Morningstar Corndogs if your country has them. The wiener in them is delicious.

perfectly cooked french fries. can have them with just about anything, and they are delicious even by themselves. would have doner chips, carne asada fries, chili cheese, etc, or sometimes just dijon + aioli

>>12936595
Curries, fries, and Taco Bell! Also dates! And dark chocolate bars, and biscotti. Chips and salsa, guacamole, fried vegetables, tons of rice and noodles.

>>12936600
That’s a twofer

>>12937036
alright I'll check it out

That might sound weird, but I would honestly just eat more meat and veggies. There is something very satisfying about a juice piece of beef that eat with some slightly acid salad.

>>12936607
>hates 4chan
>browses 4chan
Realistically speaking, is there a bigger cuck than this?

>>12937063
keto

>>12936595
based Doga Kobo for improving these character designs

Macaroni and cheese.

I had a few weeks where I had homemade mac and cheese +additives (sausage or broccoli or similar) at lunch 3 times a week because it was easy to prep ahead of time. I've mostly replace it with veggie soups on sunday, but its not the same.

Also, on calories and money front any and all fast food. Every part of fastfood is basically hot fat and sugars and I want it once a day because that shit is designed to be addictive.

As a 6'4" male I already completely ignore all caloric values and just do whatever I want.

>>12937098
That isn't body size, thats youth my man. If you aren't exercising by 33 you'll have a gut like the everyone.

>>12936595
Sushi, vodka, Taco Bell, and vodka.

>>12937098
6'9" burlyman here. You're gonna get a gut. I thought I was an invincible skeleton for about five years, but between the uninhibited booze and fast food, I bulked up a fucktonne.
And I still look entirely normal. God blessed us tall men with the ability to put on an unhealthy amount of pounds and still look healthy.

>>12937013
>you're the worst thing to happen to /ck/
fify

>>12937098
>i already completely ignore all caloric values and just do whatever I want
>takamura reaction image
Zoomers are so fucking weird. The grew up in the post-ironic age yet seem to have no clue what irony means.

>>12937013
We may be the worst, but you still didn't answer the question. Also, at least al/ck/ys die faster than you fatfu/ck/s.

Quiche

>>12937975
My local hipster bar does a different quiche each sunday for brunch. They're almost gelatinous in texture and delicious.

Also, the side order of bacon is five strips that are thicker than the uncooked "thick sliced" stuff you buy at a store.

>>12936715
>>12936932
I didn't know cartoons and my little pony were anime!

Everything I normally do, just in greater amounts until I couldn't eat any more.
>skyline chili
>taco bell
>olive garden endless pasta
>chips
>chocolate
>actual good tasting beer and not shitty $1 ice beer to try and get the lowest calorie drunk-ness
>onion rings
>fried fish
>milkshakes
Sucks to think about life if I could eat whatever I wanted as a hungry skeleton. I eat 1600 calories a day max and am always hungry, but I gain weight if I eat more than that.

>>12937071
Watching anime for one

>>12937071
yes, you for defending anime posters outside of /a/

>>12937975
Qapeesh

>>12938255
>going on an anime website
>being upset you found anime
You aren't very bright, are you?

>>12936692
Fried okra is so fucking good I don’t know why it isn’t offered as an alternative to fries at every fast food chain in America.

>>12936595
I wouldn’t eat. I hate eating, it’s disgusting. I just like to cook.

>>12938417
The kind of americans who eat fastfood are scared of vegetables and think they're a gombunist conspiracy.

>>12938410
only newfags bring up the "anime website", old weebs know better

>>12936595
I'm 24 and have been eating like a fatty my whole life
I'm a stick man and have been listening to "your metabolism will catch up with you eventually" my whole life
So I would eat like I normally do, because calorie counting is for fatties

>>12936692
HELLO FELLOW OKLAHOMER HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

>>12938417
fresh fried okra is amazing
frozen fried okra that is offered at a couple of fastfood place's here like Grandys is fucking terrible

>>12938666
Anything after moot is kill. Hiroshima hires soulless sjw mods who ban anything not ad-worthy.

>>12937071
>he doesn't know 4Chan and 4Channel are two different sites
What a retard.

>>12938737
2012, that's the date when nuweebs came in flooding 4chins, you're deffending that kind of poster, fyi, oldweebs were never cancerous circlejarcking, attentionwhoring faggots, nuweebs were like that from the start

>>12938751
Nope. Animeposters were even more cancerous because they were never banned for anything except occasional loli posting outside of /b/. Although I would prefer 2006 /a/ over 2k19 pepe/wojak any day.

>>12938758
all I know, that old anime niggers were never an issue to me, and these newfags were

>>12938772
They stuck to the appropriate boards.
Nowadays if you ask any normalfag what 4Chinks is about they'll say it's either a white supremist website or an anime website.
Both are wrong but it doesn't stop the ignorant retards posting here.

>>12936607

>>12938673
god bless

>>12938786
true

>>12936595
lasagna, cheetos, macaroni bolognese, macaroni carbonara, barbacue pizza, breaded chiken salads with cheese, breaded chiken, rabas/calamares a la romana, brabas, etc Oh and all the dishes with slow cooked meat

>>12936595
Pork belly.
Butter.
Rice.
Pasta.
Japanese-style bbq:d eel.
Duck.

>>12937013
Nu uh.
The constant "rate this fastfood" nonsense followed by people bragging about japanese knives, followed by egg forts are the worst things to happen to /ck/.

>>12938673
>being proud to be from oklahoma of all places
It's not even notable for anything. It's not great and it's not horrible. It's just
OK

>>12938967
Fuck off Carlos
You're going back one way or another

>>12936811
Mayo on the bun with jalapenos, but I do reside in North Mexico, USA so my views are skewed.

>>12936595
steak sandwich. When i was in high school and young, I would take half a loaf of french bread, turn it into garlic bread, then add about 6-8 oz of steak and about 3 oz of cheese. Then toss in a huge stack of french fries on the side.

I was fat.

>>12939276
Sounds amazing

t. Fatty

>>12936843
Source?

>>12937013
For me its the mc chicken

>>12938798
>dude zionism and handouts for megacorporations is based lmao
right wing retards were a mistake.

>>12936607

>>12939476
whatever, every county in oklahoma will vote yang next election

>>12937071
4chan? whats that? this is 4channel

>>12939557
>voting

>>12936595
If I didnt have to worry about nutrition generally, probably Taco bell and frozen garbage. If nutrition was still a thing I'd probably eat a lot of stews over home made biscuits.

>>12937120
>look healthy

bro I've never seen anyone over 6ft live for more than 50 or 60 years. Being tall is a disease.

>>12939977
>over 6’
Over 6’ is average for WHITE MALES in US/norway etc. If you’re below 6’ you’re either a mexican, asian, mutt or semitic. Average height statistics in western countries are skewed by non-whites.

>>12940132
Us Scotishlads are around 5'9 average. I'm 6'0 and tower over most of the population here. Same for the filthy irish. Both white countries.

>>12936595
McDonald's, pizzas, lots and lots of beer.

>>12936595
Calories don't matter to me because I'm too poor to buy so much food that I gain weight. I'd choose milkshakes since they seem to always have a lot of calories

>>12938199
They are.

>>12936595
Cheese puffs.

>>12941269
Bold choice, posting that here.

Pizza, ice cream and everything on the menu at Wendy's.

>>12941269
based golly poster

all pasta dishes that consist of cream, butter and cheese
i'd probably eat enough to be sick of it for a lifetime tho

>>12936595

Chocolate pudding, chocolate pot de crème, any kind of chocolate custard

Gyro meat

>>12939357
pretty sure it's tokifuji, just can't find the actual pic

>>12936595
steak
french fries
fried chicken

>>12936595
if calories werent a thing i would not eat

>>12937071
>4chan
This is 4channel.

>>12941650
I kind of feel this. Sleeping and eating is cuck shit.

chocolate. which i do anywah

>>12939496
>and
I read this left to right and lost my shit. It's like some sort of surrealist cartoon.

>>12937098
This but unironically. Who gives a fuck about calories? Just lift, sleep, and eat. If you're a male in your early 20's and you're not lifting, what the fuck are you even doing?

>>12936595
Burgers and Milkshakes.

I grew up reading archie and aspiring to be Jughead.

>>12936836
>onions and mustard is a strange combo for hot dogs
what kind of fucking retarded place do you live in that the most standard possible things to put on a hot dog are strange

>>12942186
raw onions, or sauted?

>>12942186
both

>>12936595
Since I don't sit on my ass all day calories don't mean shit to me.

>>12942103
Same

Used to like those vanilla milkshakes at Hardees/Carl's Jr then I found out one tiny ass cup has 700Kcal.

>>12937013
Waterholic cuck

>>12939100
nazi is short for national socialist

>>12945163
And? They paid lip service to socialist ideals early on to gain power, and straight up murdered every socialist and other undesirables in the Night of Long Knives.