/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12909775
Not one, but TWO McChickens.

>>12909775
i don't remember

>>12909806
Clearly the fattest of all

2 bacon double cheeseburgers, 2 chicken blc, 2 bbq chicken wraps, 2 double cheeseburgers. 5 chicken selects.

I ate it all in one sitting. This was for dinner as well after eating normally the whole day. Gods I was fat then.

>>12909942
How much soda as well?

>>12909775
>after graveyard shift
>go to liquor shop get a bottle of wine
>go to taco bell get 5$ chalupa box and a crunchwrap
>go next door from taco bell to local mexican place, get a supreme burrito
>bring all home
>sit on couch, throw on tv
>kill bottle of wine
>eat every last bite of the cold food. Even cinnamon twists

>>12909968
Just a large coke, diet of course.

Ah my disgustingly fat days were really awful. After a break up once I got a pizza, a cheese steak, French fries and a liter of soda and went back home. I smoked a lot of pot and wrapped the cheesesteak up in the pizza (I asked for them to not slice it) and just ate it like a giant, sad burrito. Probably my worst meal and my lowest moment.

20 nuggies
3 large chips
3 beers

Alternatively
An entire pizza and a few beers
My stomach isn't that big desu.

man why can't the people I order fried chicken from ever be really polite psychopathic crime lords

>>12909775
Last time got a double quarter pounder with large fries and coke and a 20 box of nuggets from mcdonalds. It was awful and I really regret it.

>>12910151

I did the exact same thing about a week ago. At first I was like fuck yeah destruction. Then i realised I had made an error.

120 Chicken McNuggets

>>12909775
BK had thing where you could get 2 burgers for 1, so I got 2 whoppers and added bucket of fries and a box of tendies.
Spent the weekend shitting a yellow paste, but it was worth it.

>>12909775
6 pizzas at Pizza Hut, I remember there was an offer that said "you pay only the first pizza"

still can't believe I ate them all

>>12910220
Once I remember being so drunk I ordered two large pizzas to myself at 2am. I think I finished them.

>>12909775
that $10 kfc cheeto combo meal with a large mountain dew. felt sick for several days but damn it was worth it.

>>12909775
Big bucket at kfc

bacon burger
fries
20 nuggets

>>12909997
It's so bad, but why do I also crave shit like that when I am depressed? I must like it on some level.

>>12911261
What you crave is the release of dopamine triggered by fat, salt and grease making you feel happy.

>>12909775
I regularly get 45 dollars of tacobell after super big gym days on 3 day weekends and banking holidays off. I will go to my cherry fucking gym instead of doing my 40 minutes daily routine cycle I will do a full weeks set. That is every muscle group to failure over the course of like 4 hours. Sit in the hot tub, sit in the steam room, sit in the sauna, drinking two scoops after every failure and water during sets. Once 10:30 comes around (I've been there since 6 am) I dip out and go to the taco bell a mere 8 minutes away. I order a breakfast crunchwrap combo, grilled breakfast burrito, grilled breakfast burrito FIESTA POTATO, breakfast quesadilla (w/ sourcream), sausage flatbread, making sure I finish that order before the bfast cut off, then one power veggie bowl, two cheesy gordita crunches (w/ nacho cheese doritos locos taco shells inside and chicken), a chicken quesadilla, beefy fritos burrito, and then a baja blast freeze.

I did the math one time and it came to like 6 thousand calories. I have fucked the qt part time register girls from doing this so many times and building rapport with them. I've been doing it for years. I'm gonna make it one day but I simply cannot bulk. Also the diarrhea the day after is a fucking nightmare I have doms in the office and basically have to flop from my desk to the handicap restroom like a ragdoll physics vidya character. One time I forgot to lock the door and Gina from accounting walked in on me. I simply yelled "DONT LOOK AT ME!" She brings it up at every happy hour now. It's pretty funny.

>>12909997
sounds tasty desu anon

>>12911502
...you fucking psycho

A KFC meal for 3, a bucket of 8 pieces with 2 large sides and 3 biscuits.

>>12911502
>believe my ridiculous story
No. You didn't fuck anything and I guarantee you're obese.

At the fair
>deep fried mac and cheese balls
>deep fried pickles
>burger
>drop mac n cheese balls on floor
>watch others pick up my food for me as I lazily stare at them
>eat while in line for deep fried butter

>>12912629
clinically yes I am obese weighing 200lbs at 5'10 but my build is NEARLY nearly ottermode. bro when you are clearly employed driving a car that isn't busted as fuck and drop 45 dollars on shit food it's not hard to get bitches panties wet when they make like 6.50 an hour. you literally look like the prince they hear in their bedtime stories from the night before.

what do I have to gain by flexin on fat nerds who wanna get swole? I been here over a decade my dude you might come here to visit from reddit but some of us we live this shit. in fact i would say YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

Four sausage and egg mcmuffins and two hash browns to split in half and put on them.

>>12912629
My bros are gonna recognize me from my underpants but w/e dude I love you /fit/ dont ever change.

>>12912975
>nearly ottermode
>"look like a prince" being a greasy gluttonous chubster

>>12912975
>I love you /fit/
Does he know? How can someone this stupid even get employment? I do believe this creature eats unhealthy amounts of taco bell though.

Here's my super depressed mode order
>go to the cookout nearby
>bacon cheeseburger tray with cajun seasoning on the burger
>cajun fries and a cajun chicken wrap as sides, also add cheesy bites on the side, cheerwine float to drink
>then go to taco bell next door, get 3 beefy frito burritos and a large baja blast, lots of fire sauce
>put the cheesy bites and cajun fries inside of burritos with fire sauce
>eat everything

a double quarter pounder, 30 nuggets, a filet of fish, large fries and an apple pie, I had actually ordered tendies but they were out and the girl gave me extra nuggets and the apple pie for not being a dick

I ate it all with one can of budwieser and then passed out and couldn't move for a couple hours

how I died at Wendy's I get:
>double baconator
>two chicken spicy sandwich
>two large french fry
>frosty
>soma potato crisps on the ride to home
>mfw

>2 double rice double meat burritos from Chipotle then a jalepeno crunch meal from steak N shake, made my insides hurt

>8 cheddar biscuits and 90 breaded shrimp from Red Lobster last week

200 lbs of crystal meth

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.

Jacko : So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.

[winks]

Jacko : Clever buggers, these yanks.

>>12913240
good evening wendy, there will be four of us dining tonight

>>12912975
Why are you so lumpy? Consult a medical professional.

$25 at Taco Bell that I ate in one sitting. Something along the lines of
>Crunchwrap
>nachos
>3 Doritos tacos
>quesarito
>whatever meme was the $5 box

>>12909775
Arby's: brisket bbq sandwich, 5 mozzarella sticks, two buffalo chicken sliders, large root beer

My usual at McDonalds every 2 days is this.

2 double quarter pointers with cheese, 4 mcdoubles, 4 mcchickens, 2 sausage mcmuffins, 2 hashbrowns, large shake chocolate shake, extra large soda of Sprite.

>>12913921
How much do you weigh

>>12913925
250 pounds lol

>>12912975
What mode is this?

>>12914056
>NEARLY nearly otter mode
Wtf just noticed the OWO

>>12914910
Oh shit. Bros is /fit/ really this scary and powerful?

>>12914919
Contrary to meming whites have the largest penises

>>12909775
2 Double Quarter Pounders, 20 Mcnuggets, 2 Large Fries, Milkshake

>>12913933
how tall are u...

>>12914931
Sucked enough cocks to know?

When I asked for a half of ribs, a big burger, double fries, big soda, mango smoothie and a brownie

I was pretty stoned at the time but it was something like two triple Baconators, a large Frosty, a Baconator fries, a fullsize chicken sandwich, spicy nuggets and possibly an order of chili.

>>12914945
Or checked statistics?

>>12912975
>my bros are going to recognize me from my underpants

And why would they do that, anon?

Once I got some deal from Papa Johns of two large pizzas and I ate it all myself. Felt horrible after.

>Wendy's
>no.2 large combo with a coke
>two jr bacon cheeseburgers
>baconator fries
I ate all of it

When the McD's phone application first came out, they had a deal for something like 40 or 50 McNuggets for 5 bucks or something. I had half that night and finished the rest the following morning.

Or getting 6 basic ass cheeseburgers and 4 McChickens and doing pretty much the same thing as the nuggets.

Or getting Burger King's pulled pork bbq sandwich and their 40 nuggets and 2 large fries for 10 bucks coupon, and doing the same thing as the last two.

>>12909775
Dunno if this is fatass or not but I order the same three things when I'm at either McDonalds or taco bell
>Mc D's: big mac and quarter pounder with a sweet tea or coke
>Taco hell: a quesorito and mother fuckin' gordida crunch with a bajha but both stores near me almost always forget to change the syrup so meh

>20 mcnuggets
>McChicken
>Filet o' Fish
>Quarter pounder w/ cheese
>Extra large fries
>2 Apple pies
>large Oreo mcFlurry

I ate it all then fell asleep for like 6 hours.

>>12916485
>sweet tea
Do you own a cotton plantation?

I eat an entire medium pizza and desert every Friday but I count calories during the week so I'm still losing weight.

>>12909775
20 Taco Bell tacos probably

>>12912975
Are you that guy who records himself eating like a slob and has insane farts and burps?

>>12916679
stop watching so much fart porn

>>12913062
their spicy chicken is so fucking small. it's like the equivalent of 3 nuggets

>>12913062
>how I died at Wendy's

>tfw can clear family meals from mcdonalds, hungry jacks, kfc and fish and chip shops by yourself

I used to get large size triple classic combos from Wendy's

>>12909775
When I lived in Tucson, there was this fast-food chain around there called Wienerschnitzel, a few hotdog places.
>5 chili cheese dogs
>curly fry
>Large Coke
This was my freshman year of college and I got that Freshman 15 obviously, I lost it tho, and Ive kept it off
Tbh some of my TB orders come close to that tho, not that bad but eh
Also I sometimes get 10/12 chicken finger boxes from the chicken places around me, tossed in sauce, those are probably up there

>>12909775
It's never one order with me. It's me and my buddy getting super baked and hopping from one drive through to the next.

In one night:
>Go to Arbys, each get a medium meal
>Go to BK, each get a meal
>Go to McD's, each get dessert
>Go to gas station, get chips and soda
>Go home and smoke more
>Wait an hour or two, order pizza

When I was 17, I ate 20 McNuggs in one sitting. I used 5 dips

>>12909775

Taco Bell..

Two $5 packs, cheesy beef burrito things, dorito supreme, two baja blasts (one was free)

Then went to McDonalds to pick up a Big Mac and 40 piece mcnuggets.

>>12918325
>freshman 15

please get a personality

2 footlong subs from subway when they had that buy one get one free deal.

>>12909997
poetic

>>12918551
jesus christ, thats not food

2 4x4 2 double doubles, 4 fries large neo shake.
or
4 chlupas 4 steak soft tacos, 4 nachos, 2 chicken quesadillas, biggest cinnabun things, large baja blast.
or
two costco pizzas

>>12918325
tucson bro. you hit up betos or mamas bbq?

>>12918550
>acting like its not a real common thing that happens
>>12918888
>quads
nice
nah I didnt hit too many bbq places there
the local places i went to were the good egg, silvermine subs, eggees obviously. Too much fast food that year. I had heard of betos tho

>>12909775
any time I get a full rack of ribs I feel like a fat ass

>>12909775
I don't know, like, a double quarter pounder and a medium fry? I probably had a diet coke with it.

>>12909972
>>go to taco bell get 5$ chalupa box and a crunchwrap
>>go next door from taco bell to local mexican place, get a supreme burrito

>>12909775
Offered you mother two hours pay, 15 something to fuck her in the ass. She was very grateful.

>>12909775

I ordered a family size pizza once
I couldn't finish it
I'm sorry

>>12919828
We have silvermine subs in Colorado. I always have them deliver me a large motherload box lunch on Minecraft night.

>>12909775
Went to Qdoba and got 2 big fat burritos
Drove down the street to Taco Bell, got 2 Nacho Fries Bellgrandes (this was a few months ago when they still had them) and a large Baja Blast
Stopped to get gas and decided "fuck it" and got a blue raspberry slushie
Got home and put the fries inside the burrito, put half the Baja Blast and half the slushie into a third cup so I had 3 different drinks (Baja, slush, and mixed)

>Have a couple of beers
>Suddenly get hungry as fuck
>Convince friend that wasn't drinking to take me down to a local burger place
>They're famous for their large portions
>Order what in weight amounts to a 2 lb burger, a pound of fries, and a 32 ounce shake
>Friend jokes about how my eyes are bigger than my stomach
>Devour the entire thing in less than 30 minutes
I'm a skeleton for reference, 6"1" 135 lbs at the time. My stomach was distended and I couldn't eat for three days, and I'm pretty sure I got internal bruising from how my whole midsection hurt when I touched it.

>>12909775
Large double quarter pounder meal and 10 chicken nuggets

>>12918551
Got myself 3 footlong subs when it was 3 for £10 as a bet.
About an hour later i was painting my toilet bowl, not worth it.

>>12914056
Trotter mode

>>12909775
>local mexican place in my old city used to make crunch wraps like taco bell
>only huge
>like the size of a fuckin dinner plate, with whatever you wanted inside them
I used to go there every weekend and get a steak crunch wrap with pinto beans, pico de gallo, lettuce, peppers, cheese, sour cream, their home made sauce and a splash of lime. Combo'd with 2 homemade cookies and a large coke for $10. I'd go to the liquor store across the street first and get some rum, go back to the Mexican place and order my wrap combo, and pour my rum into the coke right in the store while I ate it all in one sitting. I did that shit every weekend til I moved, and the day I moved I came in for one last crunch wrap. If it wasn't on the other side of the country I'd go get one right now.

19 tacos from del taco. I ate every last one of them

2 super size fries
shake
Asked for a bun with ONLY a bunch of bacon in it

>>12909775
I ate 2 large Domino's pizzas in like 30 minutes

>>12916632
>Counting calories
The cycle has begun

Hard not to be a fatass at cookout

Big double burger with chedder sauce and bacon, side of a corndog and chicken quesadilla, extra side of hush puppies, upgrade to a recees and Oreo shake.

Cost like 7 bucks

>>12909775
two apple pies and a small fries

>quit job, it paid well but was hell on earth, couldnt sleep at night from the stress
>its 1pm
>go through Hungry Jacks drive through
>order ultimate double whopper hunger tamer deal and 25 nuggets
>put it on the seat
>go through KFC drive through
>order a Zinger box
>service staff look at the huge bag of HJs on the passenger seat with confusion
>get home
>eat it all in half an hour while watching seinfeld
I couldnt get up after eating all of it, my stomach was killing me all night and the next day.

>>12922878
based

>>12922878
based west australian

>>12910833
Newcastleanon?

>>12922846
nah, I have self control unlike you. nice projection

50 McDoubles 10 minutes before closing.

>>12922271
was it in 1 sitting

>>12911502
>every muscle group to failure
>drinking two scoops after every failure
Why would you lie on the internet?

After riding my bicycle 80 miles, I got a hotel room and ordered a Grande Meal from taco bell plus a mexican pizza, plus fiesta potatoes, all for myself, and I ate it all

>>12923933
>he doesn't want to leave his humanity behind

>>12918487
Bullshit. You only get 4 dips with a 20 piece you fucking liar!

>>12909775
I’ve eaten things you people wouldn’t believe

I ordered one of everything off some famous soul food restaurant in North Carolina. Chapel Hill, I think. The really amusing thing was the waitress didn’t even bat an eyelid so it must happen quite frequently.

>>12916632
You’re a skinny betacuck. You’d probably die eating a Big Mac.

>>12909775
9 mcchickens and some fries. I took a bite out of the first one and fell asleep on the couch, had to toss it all in the morning

>>12909942
>Gods
>used to be an even more massive lardass
Kek. Like pottery

one time i ordered an extra large pizza with every kind of meat
it was kinda gross tbch

>Dominos pizza order

>Nachos, large pizza, Ben & Jerrys and a 1.25 ltr coke

Ate it all in one sitting

This was a couple of years ago after being unemployed for months and being depressed.

>>12925206
Ah yes the chad lard ass butter gargling behemoth vs the virgin healthy weight

>>12925322
I used to eat two Nando’s with large chips every Saturday night on my cheat days. The hilarious thing was I’d be lighter on the scales by Sunday night, too.

>>12925541
Sorry, to clarify: TWO whole chickens. With large chips (x2) in one sitting. Would usually have a tub of Ben and Jerry’s later as well.

Went out drinking with my boy about a year ago, asked him if he was hungry. Turns out, he hadn't eaten anything but rice and eggs for the last couple days. And since we were both shit-faced by 10 PM, I said we were walking to the nearest spot: Checkers.

$45 dollars later, we sit down to eat. The idea was originally to have some left over... I think we had a burger each, eaten later in the binge.

His toilet was the stuff of nightmares the next day, obviously.

>>12909775
I swear people who regurgitate this meme are retarded. The order wasn’t just his, henwas ordering for everyone in the car. Only the last few items are what he was going to eat.

>haha le big smoke’s order challenge
>haha le lots of food

>>12925735
Cope harder fatty!

>>12909775
My friends and I all got super high and drunk in high school and ordered 3 mcgangbangs a piece in a drive thru at 3 in the morning
There was 4 of us so that’s 24 McDoubles and 12 mcchickens total
We waited like 30 minutes for it and some super pissed off black lady that worked there heckled us for doing that to them
Lmao@wagies

>>12909775
I think it may have been forty chicken nuggets, but then again, I’ve made bigger orders in terms of variety and weight. McDonald’s might have a record of it, ask them.

>>12919884
Why should I have to choose?

bigmac meal with coke + a mchicken

>>12925735
he ended up eating everything himself

>>12911502
>two scoops
FOUR SCOOPS COME ON!!!!

>>12909775
My fatass moments don't happen at restaurants, only when having late night cravings at a grocery store.
That being said, probably ordering 3 large pizzas at Pizza Hut back when you could abuse the hell out of their survey coupons along with their carryout deals. Never finished them all at once because this was when their pizzas were all salty as fuck.

>>12909972
>throw on tv
what a waste of expensive food

>>12909775
I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes.
I want the same except make mine diet cokes.

30 chili cheese tops.

Love telling this one
>Got absolutely shitfaced with a friend.
>We decide "fuck it, bk time"
>Drive up with like $30, looking at menu, when our inner fucking autismo awakens,
>$1 ten-piece chicken nuggets.
>We knew what we must do
>We order
>Three. Hundred. Chicken. Nuggets.
>Dead fucking Silence.
>Then a "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" from the background
>"Can you repeat that order, sir"
>"300 nuggets, crispy as fuck, please"
>10 minutes later we get them
>Forgot to get sauce, but too drunk to care
>Friend ate like 20 then pissed out
>Fatfuckgrin.jpg
>Scarfed those fuckers until sobriety returned me to my senses
>Now banned from that burger king

>>12912737
>deep fried butter
The true pinnacle of American culture

>>12928145
I'm glad. If more people did this type of thing loss leaders would be history. We should purchase product on the basis of quality, not subtle coercion.

>>12925259
I guess you didnt catch the /tv/ meme reference

>>12909775
>bk
>2 burgers
>wings
>sweet potatoe fries
>2 dips
>and one of those god awful shakes, I mean they taste good but its a entire meal in a cup

im not a fatty

>>12909775
does it count if it's multiple places?

>Zaxby's
>order two of the fried cheese bites
>Chick-fil-a
>one original and one spicy deluxe sandwich no pickles
>Raising Cane's
>two toast bobbed, order of fries, and 3 sauces
>lemonade to drink

always perfection. And all three restaurants are super close by to each other so i don't even have to drive all over to get it.

>>12913015
I miss cheerwine

For me it was the McChicken

2 big Macs a mchicken a large fry and a large drink.

A large order of Mediums, a Medium Order of Hots, a side of Fries, a side of mozzarellas, a large drink and a beer.

All boneless because I like it meaty.

>>12918487
25 here. 6'4, 170lbs

>>12912975
You’re skinnyfat breh quit worrying about retard marathon workouts that don’t do nearly as much as you think, do a normal program and don’t be a fatass

>>12919858
Might it be because you are?

>>12911502
>drinking two scoops after every failure
Two scoops of what?

>>12916632
>during the week
NGMI

>>12909997
This is the kind of thing a person can only read on 4chan or hear in a 12 step program. Glad things have improved anon.

>>12909775
large chourico, egg and french fry sub. i felt like i was going to die

>>12931444
I already made it. Try being yourself.

My fattest Fast Food meal was a 10pc McNugget, with two ranch cups, Medium fry, and Medium Chocolate Shake.

>>12931476
Post body

>>12931570
Post yours fatty.

Making it is a state of mind. You will never make it with your current retardation

>>12909775
20 Cheeseburgers at McDonalds

>>12931776
Now let’s see it retard

I orderd and finished 14 cheeseburgers from McDonalds when they were .29 cents on tuesdays, back in like 2004, and yeh I'm a fat fuck

>>12931995
5''4 ?

>>12931995
>flexing this hard and looking this small

oof

>>12931995
There is someone in this thread right now who is masturbating to this
that person is me

>>12922271
I remember getting 12 tacos from taco tuesdays when it used to be cheap af, plus a chicken burrito PLUS a large fry and a large ice tea and I indeed did eat all of it over the course of the night.
Felt amazing after that.
Del taco fries are based

>>12932264
>>12932267
>Criticism without body

I treat myself to about $18 of Taco Bell every Saturday night after the gym. However, I don't eat it until 5am. I put it in the fridge, drink for about 5 hours and then microwave it and slop it in my mouth. I live a very lonely life.

>>12931995
Cope

Jack in the crack

I got two large orders of curly fries, the bacon ultimate cheeseburger, a large order of jalapeno poppers and some cheesecake.

Then I drove over to Burger king and got three of their hersheys pies and a powerade.

Then I drove over to Mcdonalds and got 4 apple pies and a caramel sunday.

Oh and since Taco bell was directly across the street, I hit them uptoo and grabbed ten hot jizz balls in cinnamon sugar.

Then I went home, had a bottle and a half of pic related and feasted into the next day.

>>12932400
NOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE VOLUNTAIRILY POSTED AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF MYSELF WITH ALL THE METADATA ON 4CHAN YOU HAVE TO DO THE SAME WAAAAAAAAA

>>12931995
>>12931995
5'' master race

I combined a cheesecake chimichanga from taco bueno and combined it with cheesecake Blizzard from DQ.

>>12909775

My step mom took me to Checker's drive thru and I asked her to get me two double bacon cheeseburgers, along with fries and a drink, with each burger being liek 7-8$ and the total coming around to like 25 for a single person, she was clearly freaked out when I saw her take a look at the bill even though she tried to hide it from me. All she said was "just promise me that when you get inside, you'll run downstairs into your room as fast as you possibly can so your dad doesn't get a chance to ask to see the receipt"
I felt immense embarrassment upon reflection later that night and still to this day, I feel guilt and pain for my inability to stop the aspect of consume. I put my poor step-mom, who was always so kind and angelic to me, in an awkward position. It was so gross and uncool. And that wasn't the first time my autistic gluttony affected a family member.

>>12931995
Are you from an island off the coast of the UK?

I think you are.

The Isle of Manlet.

>>12912975
Ur hot

>>12909775
had a large double quarter pounder combo from maccas the other day with a chocolate milk shake for the drink and an extra cheese burger. The milk shake turned to water in my guts and I was shitting pure water for the next two days. I don't eat fast food any more. Been 3 months with out anything outrageously unhealthy.

>>12931995
I'm going to masturbate to that

>>12909775
>yesterday
>hit up local bbq restaurant
>haven’t been there in 10+
>remember they have giant stuffed potatoes
>ask for said potato
>don’t trust these fuckers
>ask for extra protein
>$15.00
>sit down
>they call my number
>potato size of head with chopped brisket toppling from the spud
>fuckers gave me a separate bowl of chopped brisket
>force feed self because I spent 15 dollars of a godamned stuffed potato
>potato still hasn’t been shat out yet

>yesterday
>hit up local bbq restaurant
>haven’t been there in 10+ years
>remember they have giant stuffed potatoes
>ask for said potato
>don’t trust these fuckers
>ask for extra protein
>$15.00
>sit down
>they call my number
>potato size of head with chopped brisket toppling from the spud
>fuckers gave me a separate bowl of chopped brisket
>force feed self because I spent 15 dollars on a godamn potato
>potato still hasn’t been shat out yet

>>12909775
I once accidentally ordered two full entrees because the illegal behind the counter didn't speak good English.

>>12933048
No big deal. Entrees are just small foods to pass the time before the main arrives.

>>12909775
Sometimes I go to wendy's and then stop at little caesars on my way home. I'll get a baconator combo, three jr. bacon cheeseburgers, and then a stuffed crust extra most bestest. Wash that down with a fifth of whiskey.

>>12909775
1 tripple patty grandpa burger,
2 double chicken buddy burgers
2 double patty buddy burgers
2 poutine
2 sides of fires.
>alternatively if it's mcdonalds
4 mcchickens
1 double big mac
3 large fries
>pic is me inb4 heartattack at 30

>>12932976
take a saline laxative, its over the counter at any pharmacy, give it 30mins to an hour and you'll be shitting liquid sand all day

>>12933098
Sounds like overpriced salt water.

>>12933099
works for me and does wonders, i have the odd bout of stomach issues from time to time and a lil bottle of spring cleaning keeps me from feeling bloated.
I've borderline become dependent on them when i was at my worst id drink two a day for weeks on end to shit my brains out

>>12933111
Mix salt with water and use that instead. I'm pretty sure you'll be doing the same thing more cheaply.

>>12909972
You sound like a colossal faggot

>>12909972
So you only drank one bottle of wine the whole night? OK.

>>12909972
I'm on bottle 2 of 4 and I haven't even started cooking.

>>12909775
Ordering up to 50 sushis with rice + soup and cabbage salad. And eating everything in one sitting.

>>12911436
You misspelled carbs

>>12933224
>conveyor sushi by myself on my birthday (; _ ;)
>$2-$5 a plate
>spend $150
>stunned staff
>get given a free ramune on my way out
yes I'm fat

>>12909775
three whoppers no onions medium rootbeer no ice

>>12932456
>>12932494
>>12932500
>>12932745
Seethe and cope harder fatasses

>>12933241
based

>>12909775
Wendy's triple, double the beef, and they actually doubled it instead if just adding one more patty. Drive through cashier said he'd give me a large whatever drink if I took a bite out of it in front of him, so I did and got a large pink lemonade. Ate it all and went to bed early to sleep it off.

>>12933113
>>12933098
Thank you anons.

>>12933523
Cope

>>12913015
What's your body fat percentage?

Even when I was a super fatty I was still ashamed enough to do my binging privately.
So when I wanted a lutherburger I made it myself from scratch- making my own patties, frying and glazing my own donuts.
With little chunks of cream cheese inside the burger.

>>12914945
Absolutely

>>12916510
He probably just lives in the south.

>>12909775
>What's the fattest order you've ever made at a fast food restaurant
I once blew 36 bucks at taco bell

>>12928166
Oh yeah retard, I'm gonna love paying $6 for a fucking 10 piece nuggets from now on.

>>12933889
Oink oink, don’t you have some arteries to be clogging fatass?

>>12909775
>finish work
>go home and get really high
>order large Dominos pizza
>demolish it
>get high some more
>check time
>Dominos is nearly shut
>quickly order another large pizza before they close
>demolish that too
Simple as

>>12909775
>I'll get the 4 4 4 but swap the drink for a frosty
those madmen actually did it!

>>12912966
I used to do something similar when I worked nights. I'd finish at 7am and drive to McDonalds, order 2 hash browns and 2 double sausage and egg mcmuffins, throw away the egg and top bun from each, then stack the remains into 2 quadruple sausage mcmuffins with a hash brown sandwiched in the middle of each. Highly recommend

>>12928166
All that communist speak

>>12934286
Supposed to say 4 double sausage and egg mcmuffins

>>12934209
Yes now cope

>>12910771
one time I went out drinking with a buddy and got blitzed on oban 18 (we drank for free at this bar because his dad owned the place)
then we went out for chinese after I tried to do a handstand and knocked over a table
tried soaking it up with some chow fun but wound up just drinking rum with the crazy chinks
I vaguely remember heading to the subway and then my buddy insisting I take a cab... I then remember desperately trying to recite my address to the cabby but couldn't put the words together, so I just directed him with my finger from the back seat
he dropped me off about 3 blocks from my apartment, and I'm not sure how I made it inside, but I did
I woke up the next morning buck naked in my bath tub FILLED with shit like not sure how I possibly shit that much, but I did it

>>12909775
This... with fries and a milkshake.

To be fair, I hadn't had much time to eat all week. I'd been building stages, running socapex (basically 6-ply power), and running audio and lights all week. Living off of coffee, water, and maybe a quick slice of pizza here and there when there was some left for me... We finished up a bit early on the last day of tearing down the festival, and the promoter and the owner of our company bought us dinner.

I felt justified. I did the work of two people all week, put on about 2" on my shoulders, and lost 15lbs that week.

>>12912975
>imagine exercising your ass off, only to squander the hard work by eating copious amounts of junk food

Literally never going to make it.

>>12915043
Oh youre just a master of penis statistics, got it

>>12925581
>His toilet was the stuff of nightmares the next day, obviously.

Fucking sodomites, disgusting.

>>12934351
>>12934374
what's with the homosexuality obsession? are you gay m8?

i remember some dominos deal where you got half off so i ordered like £100 worth of pizzas and wedges

>>12909775
>Go to a Jollibee.
>Order 40 dollars worth of food.

If you do this just stay away from the spaghetti. That is not so awesome when you have that on a dangerously full stomach.

>>12934469
what's a wedge?

>>12934497
Spaghetti makes a really awesome fountain of projectile vomit though.

>>12934469
nice shit. Now did you eat all of it?

>>12909775
I once ate a 10 wing KFC bucket and was vomiting / having diarrhea almost at the same time. I haven't slept for almost an entire night. I had to take a day off at work the next day. Suffice to say, I am not touching KFC ever again.

>>12909775
I can't remember exactly what I ordered, but I spent over twenty dollars on food at Chick-Fil-A once. The girl behind the counter interrupted my order at least three times because she thought I was done.

20 white castle sliders (10 original, 5 double cheese, 5 jalapeno cheese).
10 piece church's chicken rings

>>12934787
rest in piece your asshole

>>12934715
It was britbong moon rune money so each pizza was probably $50 in real money.

>>12934390
yes, but that's beside the point

>>12909775
I ordered 2 cokes and 2 big macs with bacon,1 come and 1 big mac was for my friend so dunno if it counts.

Used to order 2 mcchickens, 2 mcdoubles, a large fry, and a large coke and eat it all for one meal

I'm not even fat, was actually underweight back then, and I'd always feel like absolute shit for the rest of the day whenever I did that

>>12909775
>bacon ultimate cheeseburger
>large chili cheese curly fries
>fried jalapeños
>dos tacos autenticos
>large chocolate shake
that was after an entire day of drinking beer and smoking weed while offshore fishing out in gulf of mexico. finished everything

20 McChickens with a friend of mine, so 10 each.

>>12911502
is Gina hot

I ordered a large cheese pizza once. Took me all weekend to finish it.

>>12909775
Once i ate a 14 paddies cheese burger in japan. It was at Lotteria or whatever the fuck it is called.

Shit was delicious.

6 buffalo ranch mcchickens, minus the ranch and the lettuce.
I went home, ate one, masturbated with some sauce still on my hands, and watched anime after wiping my stomach off on my blanket and fell asleep.

God I hate having a job.

>>12909972
Pussy

>>12932799
London?

>>12935086
You’d be paying less if you ordered a large meal and then added 2 mchickens or 2 McDoubles.

>>12935300
I remember this burger, it’s been so long. It’s been at least 8 years.

>>12910151
one time i ate 50 burger king nuggets and a whopper and i was still hungry so i had dinner at home.

>>12935872
Idk about that but they brought it back in 2015 / 2016 with a Attack on titan anime promotion. Each one had a slice of cheese too. It was delicious.

>>12935255
I mean she aint milf status . . . but I wouldn't mind having a reason to "damn Gina"

>>12914919
>>12914910
Imagine replying to yourself so shamelessly.

>>12936101
I mean I needed to edit the photo anon after I saw it

60 McNuggets

>>12938460
That isn't 60.

>>12938460
You're right that one's only 40. Can't find the picture of 60. But here's 4 mayo chickens and 4 cheeseburgers.

>>12935642
you wish other side of the world mate

>>12935642
A mermaid thinks I'm hot? WAIT BITCH WHAT? ARE YOU IN NEW ZEALAND?

>>12939260
>>12939502
ops. pls be lady garfpeen

>>12935447
>buffalo ranch mcchickens
really need to bring those back

Is it true white castle quality is the same as the frozen burgers you can buy in a store? If so, who the fuck willingly goes there?

At the local lebanese place:
-a whole shawarma plate(1 cup fried potatoes, 1 cup fried rice, 1 cup couscous salad, 1 pesto beans, a bunch of meat on top of it all with 2 scoop of garlic sauce
-a shawarma pita
-3 falafel
-a baklava
-a can of some weird mango? soda

>>12909775
a $5 box meal, crunchwrap and quesarito

>>12939899
White Castle frozen burgers are White Castle burgers, but frozen and not fresh.

>>12910151
Same but I added bacon to the burger and I switched out the coke for a chocolate milkshake. No nuggets though they're terrible for you.

In n out double double animal style with the animal fries and a strawberry milkshake which i refilled with a non diet Dr pepper.

>>12941523
>non diet
You’re fucked m8

>>12941764
He's probably a normal weight because only fat fucks drink diet soda.

>>12941795
Diet soda is actually an addiction in of itself far worse than sugar, it’s possible that many ms diagnosis are actually cases of poisoning from artificial sweetener build up.

Fucking jack in the box order, coming right at you:
First, any fucking sandwich. It don't matter. Get a fucking double or triple to freak them out.
Next, seven fucking jalapeno poppers.
Then, order the nacho cheese. They're gonna ask 'what for' and you just say 'cut my burger in half and roll that shit in a burrito, stick the peppers in, and layer two orders of your spicy nacho cheese on it.'
Stick whatever the fuck else you want in it. Fries? Roll it. Curly fries? Roll it. Hashbrowns? Roll it
Make them work to roll that fucking burrito.

>>12941832
I'd be rolling that shit in my ass crack. Faggot.

>>12928166

I hope you get raped to death by a pack of feral niggers anon

>>12909775
Probably 5 double cheese burgers, 1 Big fries and large soda at mc Donalds.

>>12941849
I love how we call them feral and not wild, like escaped farm animals

>>12941842
You don't have a job. You'd sit and be angry and shitpost on your mobile.

>>12941849

You people are human garbage, and you need to get used to that fact.

https://old.reddit.com/r/beholdthemasterrace/

You should all march into a wood chipper to do the human race a favour.

>>12909775
I don't know about fattest, but I do know about PHATTEST

>3 mcchicks
>3 mcdoubles
>Large fries
>Large sodes
>3 'daes (fudge, caramel, strawberry)
>1 'fait
>1 double quarter pounder
>20 piece nugget
>Signature dipping sauce

Ho, brah, I was PHET!

>>12910141
Have you tried fucking asking first? Thought not, you little bitch.

>>12941882
Also, forgot the large choco shake. Can't forget the large choco shake.

>>12941874
I believe it is you who are the phoneposter. The gay phoneposter posting gay shit from your gay phone.

>>12941915
Then we are at an impasse, clown.

Not in frame the other order of cheese fries.

Not even my fattest order either.

>>12928079
kek

>>12909775
your mom

A bunch of them. Not sure which is the fattest.

>1st time home alone with parents out of town
>Order family deal from Pizza Hut
>Large pizza, dozen chicken wings, and cinnamon sugar bread sticks (or something like that)
>Eat it all in one sitting
>Disgustingly full
>Somehow hungry 4 hours latter
>Wander over to grocery store to buy a pre-made sandwich

>Order Double Down from KFC
>Order Double Baconator from Wendy's
>Smash them together to form monstrosity of a sandwich.

>Lunch party at work
>Little Caesars pizza
>Lots of left overs
>End up eating at least a whole pizza's worth myself
>Drive to Little Caesars after work to get another fucking pizza
>Get sick of it half way through, but finish the whole thing anyways

>Buy glazed doughnut from local doughnut place
>Buy Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack-in-the-Box
>Cut doughnut in half and replace burger buns
>Eat burger buns anyways

>McDs is having $1 Big Mac promotion
>Plan to buy and eat 3 at a time, every day, for a week
>Stop on third day after pain on my right side bellow the ribs
>Pain stayed with me for months

Yes, I got fucking fat. Could have been worse, but I was still a human blimp. Good news: I've stopped eating like a pig and returned to a normal weight. Honestly it disgusts me how much money and time I spent eating garbage.

>>12942222
You sound like a prize pig for Dr Now

>>12942222
>Lunch party at work
when I was working at a lumberyard there'd occasionally be a lunch sometimes it was pizza of which I was thankful
but most often it was subway
everyone would have like two or three off the platter, I'd have six to eight because I was working hard what with being a laborer and them being office bitches and then there'd still be some left over and they'd be like
>go on anon, you can finish it off
and I often did
I hate subway

>>12909775
Bout to maybe lose my job for real.

Just gonna say fuck it and use my severance to go to Vegas.

What's the fattest buffet there?

>>12909775

>>Be Me
>>Chillin with homies slaying goblins
>>DM wants to make food run
>>DM's thinking Arbys
>>Group orders about 20 sandwiches total mostly roast beef and cheese
>>DM has glorious idea to just order Roast beef and get side cup of cheese and dole out that way
>>"LARGE CUP OF CHEDDAR SAUCE PLEASE"
>>Visible disgust on cashier's face

Normally where i absolutely crush it is when i go to chinese buffets. Havent been in a while but back in the day id go up 4-5 times with a completely full plate.

>>12928145
I ordered 100 nugs from my BK on a few different occasions. The sped working the counter looked at me with pure fear in his eyes the second time I did that.

>>12928503
Cheerwine 100% still exists and it's still delicious.

>>12932698
Feels bad, man

>>12943219
Can confirm as well

>2 450-500g ish pieces of ribeye
>mashed potatoes
I could take on a 1kg tomahawk by myself if I don't order sides.

>>12909775
20 nugs from mcd

>>12909775
at the peak of my most recent depressive episode i ate 30$ worth of mcdonalds several times a week, sometimes twice a day, for a few months
sometimes i have nightmares about it during a fast

>>12943179
>4-5 plates

Unimpressed desu

Bump!

Come on anons, you c-can do it! D-don't let the thread die now!

8 spicy tendies, large mashed potato and 3 biscuits from popeyes

15 mcdouble, 40 nuggets, 2 large fries eaten first, and 4 liters of coca cola over a day

I'm now enthusiastically going to the gym every other day after that dark day

>>12934501
>>12934469
A wedge is a hyper local name for a sub or hero. Only people from the Bronx and lower Westchester County in NY use it. I grew up knowing them as wedges and it was only when I moved away that nobody knew what I was talking about

>>12909775
i once spent 40 bucks on just myself at whataburger.

>>12909775
Personally--two big macs, two mcchickens, large fries, and a big water. Managed to get through the fries, one of the McChickens, one of the Big Macs, then started to feel sick.

Buddy of mine one time bought ten McChickens and ten McDoubles, ate like half of them in one sitting. Was in absolute awe considering he wasn't a fat dude

>>12909775
like 16 hot wings and some fries

>>12909775
2 orders of popeyes chicken, onion rings sides, drinks go down the drain. Fed me for about a day.

>>12909779
that'll be 2.49

>>12916510
Not him, but I do.

original order was a grand big mac, the wrap of the day, double cheeseburger, fries and a sprite

got home and all i had in the bag was a grand big mac and fires so when i drove back they gave me to whole original order again so I ended with two grand big macs, wrap of the day, double cheeseburger two fries and two drinks

>>12912629
>5"10
kek

>>12941876
Cool link anon, maybe you should go back and stay there

>>12909775
2 doners with extra cheese

>>12909775
in my student days i had this as an intro to a night of NBA basketball and beers:
2 Double cheeses (+ one big menu) , 1 mchicken (so that i could make the MCGangbang), 1 9x of Nuggets , 1 spicy chicken wrap and 1 Mc Flurry. I was skinny as fuck back then btw.