/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12924832
I like to cut a vegan's arm off, slow roast it with some garlic and rosemary, and eat it in front of them as they look on in horror

>>12924848
I'm bigger, stronger, and faster than you.
If you tried that I would best you with my higher testosterone that comes from being a vegan.

>>12924873
sure you are, m80. wow, so fit, so high test

>>12924965
> wishing you could pick out the best avocado as well as that guy
pitiful. Is this guy actually saved on your HD. Ha he’s more famous than you, how does that feel anon?

>>12924873
>higher testosterone that comes from being a vegan.
what it the actual fuck?
God damn vegans are stupid

>>12925231
It's not his fault, his brain is malfunctioning due to malnutrition.

>another vegan thread

>>12924832
>Humans wouldn't of evolved from the mass amounts of protein they got from cooking meat
>Meat is bad
Vegans are dumb as fuck

texas caviar is always nice

>>12925694
>wouldn't of
lol

>>12925264
>>12925231
>sips estrogen milk
>eats estrogen meat
https://nutritionfacts.org/2013/02/12/less-cancer-in-vegan-men-despite-more-testosterone/
The study is linked

>>12924832
Southern fried groid semen

i like that any and all vegan outreach is bad PR for vegans

>>12925834
lmao is all of that organic/veggie (((meat)))?

>>12925834
vegan alternatives are hella expensive
nobody wants to pay $6 for a pack of vegan hot dogs when you can pay $2 for a regular pack of hot dogs
especially when it's possible all your shit is gonna get ruined and you'll have to replace it

>>12925834
Florida sure is a shining example of genuine, healthy, and not-retarded America! Retard.

>>12925846
>being mad people don't want to spend an additional $5 during the looming possibility their house might blow down
are you retarded or just bad with money

I will never have to be a vegan. I have no moral problem with the prospect of eating people, should the need arise. Nothing personnel, fatties.

>>12925842
That and vegan alternatives taste weird if you've been eating meat all your life. I still can't really get myself around the texture of tofu unless it's Ma Po though that has pork.

>>12925910
see, i can do tofu fine since it's supposed to be its own thing. but prepackaged "alternatives" always taste fucking weird

>>12924832
Could we not just kill off 5 billion and reduce the animal consumption accordingly? I wont give up meat as long as chinks, arabs, indians, spics and africans breath the planets oxygen supply.

>>12924873
Post body

>>12925842
For the dinner I'm making now, I bought the most expensive imported eye-talian beans, the primo organic lundberg rice, some expensive ass dried chiles, and a bunch of fancy hydroponic vegetables, and the whole thing ends up being like $20 for a week's worth of food. It seems to me the issue is your parents didn't raise you right and all you know how to "cook" is microwave Trader Joe's vegan dinners.

Also what kind of dirtbag buys hot dogs at a grocery store for eating at home? I've had ONE hot dog in the last 6 months and it was at Shake Shack.

>>12925910
>vegetables don't taste like meat
In other news, water is wet.

>>12926155
dumbass, i specified the prepackaged alternatives, not actually buying the ingredients yourself and cooking a vegan meal out of them. go be a pretentious cunt elsewhere. i suggested texas caviar earlier in the thread

>>12926155
people like you are why everyone thinks vegans are assholes

>>12926171
Prepackaged anything is going to cost more and will be shittier in general. There is nothing special about vegan food in that regard. A confit dug leg is like 3x more expensive than making it yourself. You probably don't know what that is, and since it's not tendies or hamboigahs it's PETA vegan cockroach food from AOC, but it's just an example. I can try to come up with a fast food analogy if you want.

>>12926178
Yes, not being a complete fuckup is "elitist". This is basically the rule in any undertaking. Learn a few phrases in a foreign language so you can go off the beaten track? Elitist Real Traveller! Ride a bike with properly indexed gears and a chain that isn't shrieking from lack of lubrication? Elitist lycra mafia! Chop up the vegetables with a knife that's actually sharp and cook them on the stove without burning your house down? Elitist! We live in an idiocracy, what else is new.

>>12924832
for OP, it's the cockmeat sandwich

>>12926205
no, seriously, what the fuck is your problem, man? now you're moving the goalposts and making untrue assumptions to "justify" acting like an asshole for no reason?

>>12926231
What goalposts? I'm not even vegan, I'm just trying to help you understand why veganism is not why young retards with no life skills overspend at the grocery store. That I can go out of my way to buy arguably unnecessarily expensive ingredients to put into my elitist vegan dinner and it's still cheaper than buying meat, although arguably it might be price competitive if you compare high end vegetable food with shit-tier sketchy CAFO mystery meat.

>>12926240
were you dropped or were you born kind of all around terrible
what the hell are you even talking about
this was about people not buying expensive prepackged vegan alternatives before a hurricane

>>12926260
Oh, sorry I jumped into this a ways past that.

>>12926280
and what's with all the aggression and assumption? i had a vegan roommate and she taught me lots of ways to eat vegan. it's not even that hard, most of my meals would qualify as vegan if i just removed the meat. most all sauces and spices are vegan to begin with. only thing i didn't really like was vegan cheese. and i buy tofu all the time, cube it, and fry them in italian seasonings and olive oil as a meatball replacement on spaghetti night
y'all got kinda mean bro. hurt my feelings

>>12926305
I just glanced at the thread and reflexively assumed it was another thread where retarded carnists screech about B12. My bad.

>>12926324
funnily enough i actually do have a b12 deficiency but i just take pills for it and have seafood once a week

>>12926305
>most of my meals would qualify as vegan if i just removed the meat
And if my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle.

>>12926347
well, example, if I'm frying rice i can just not add chicken to it, i mean. all the other ingredients don't contain animal products. that's how I'd do it when it was my turn to cook, I'd just make a portion for her without any meat

>>12924988
I'm sorry he wasn't able to answer you. He collapsed laughing just thinking about your Malnourished vegan teeth.

some days i am vegan, but i consider eggs and butter vegan

>>12925834
>They are literally starving
>Physically starving from a natural disaster

>Still refuse to touch the vegan fake slop.

>>12926551
vegetarian

>>12926155
>bragging about how he's "fiscally responsible" for eating beans and rice
You got the brain problems.

I'd just like to post there is nothing wrong with being vegan.

I'd love to see the statistics for what they choose to constitute as parts of the '150 billion animals'

>>12925882
i swear this is the cringiest, most reddit shit i've ever watched

>>12924873
>I'm bigger, stronger, and faster than you.
Lol.

>>12926205
It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

>>12926138
Faggor still hasnt posted his body.

i basically eat vegan food every day but i add unnecessary stuff to it like butter and chicken stock so i don't turn into a fag

>>12925718
Damn that’s some fake news

>>12924832
>another vegan thread
>oh well just asking for recipes, that's ok
>what's that thumbnail?
>another vegan thread
you dumb fuck passive aggressive assholes fully deserve all the shit you get