/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12924962
I can't understand how the Midwest have no food culture despite being the farming heartland of the country.

We have the best pizza

We have the best places for hot dogs

>>12924996
That has to be in Alabama or something. The pepperoni, sauce, cheese, crust, even the beer’s too much for the Midwest. Too spicy and too much flavor I guess.

>>12925005
>>12925012
Read this. This is definitely in California as there’s too much seasoning for a Midwestern population.

I also fucking cringe every time some New Yorker talks about middle eastern food, you don't have it there apparently since all you talk about is gimmicky kebab and schwarma shit, we have real middle eastern restaurants in Michigan

>>12925022
How could the Michiganders handle the onion? They probably needed a gallon of water afterwards!

>>12925038
It is time for you to die

Fuck yeah

>>12924996
>square
>swimming in grease

nah, fuck ya, cunt.

>>12925103
not our fault you can barely tolerate salt, and pepper is right out.

>>12924962
>primarily a white people area
>no food culture /generic boomer trash

sounds about right

>>12924962
Hmmm, smells like an asshurt New Yorker trying to justify living in Stab Alley and paying $100/day in rent because he has a piss-poor schwarma joint infested with roaches next door

Makes sense. In Europe the North West has the worst, blandest cuisine.
Aren't the mid west people from that area?

The modesty in food was actually part of their culture.

>>12925017
did you miss the part where it says it's literally from Detroit?
hell, I've been there myself

>>12924986
Farmers prefer simple food.

Midwestern food is shitty but it's cheap and tastes good and has no pretentiousness
Give me a hot dog from Portillo's over bullshit tiny-portion gastropub nonsense any day

At least we're white

>>12924996
Detroit style is fucking based ngl

>>12925150
Biting into this would be the same as biting into a midwestern hot dog. Why not try some seasoning?

>>12925012
>even the beer is too much
you were doing okay but then you went too far
like you were at a 7/10 but that dropped it to a 0
you can't cry about people being drunk white trash and then try to smugly act like they don't drink beer, that's retarded

>>12925157
Yeah but the wrong kind of white. The stupid kind.

>>12925162
That beer is definitely not a Bud

>>12925161
nigga how are you complaining about white people not seasoning their food when your definition of "seasoning" really means drowning everything in sriracha

>>12925169
sriracha boy admits he isn't white, surprising no one

>>12925111
This is a good example of why they put "serving suggestion" in microwriting on the package.

>>12924986
it is not actually very good farmland, which is why they grow row crops there.

if it was good farmland, they could grow things that are more valuable, like fruits and vegetables, instead of grains.

>>12925173
Even a little salt and pepper on your chicken breast will go a long way, boomer. If you’re next to a flavorful state maybe you can drive across state lines and get some seasonings and make a delicious chicken breast some time if you’re feeling adventurous enough.

>>12925188
>he admits that he drowns everything is sriracha and thinks it counts as actual seasoning

>>12925191
Quote where I admit it hick

>>12925178
Actually just a coastie sick of you inbreds tacking credit for things that "white people" did.
It wasn't "white people" you stupid Cleetus. It was the educated so called "elites" that you hate, who spend a decade in education and even more decades painstakingly trying to figure out something useful. Stop taking credit for shit you never did and from people you despise.

>>12925194
right there bud
>everyone who disagrees with me is an american and a Midwesterner
pathetic bud, just pathetic

>>12925205
I actually didn’t write that but go on telling yourself you’re better than places with culture

>>12925196
AND SRIRACHA BOY IS A COASTIE
SURPRISING
ABSOLUTELY
NOBODY
west coasters (especially californians) really are subhuman

>>12925196
>the educated elites liking something makes it good
So how's your rampant pedophilia going, seething coastie?
Also, 'Cletus' only has one E. Get it right!

>>12925210
the only place in America that has food culture is the south you fucking retard
why you'd cry about Midwestern food while gritting your teeth and defending coastie crap is honestly beyond me

>>12925183
>grain is less valuable than veggies
Have you never taken a history class anon?

Everyone agreeing with me (OP) is from somewhere like California, Texas, the south, or New York, AKA places with good seasoned food and culture. Fuck off boomer landlocked cucks.

>>12925230
nobody agrees with you
especially not southerners when you honestly think your food is remotely comparable to theirs

>>12925214
Being proud of being inferior is really the worst kind of subhuman thinking. We both know who is superior and it ain't you and your people, bud.

>>12925230
>Californian """food"""
almost had me there

>>12925230
Okay, this is bait.
Here's one last (You) and a stern warning to stay in your shit-smeared coastal city until the power goes out forever and you are transformed into a delicacy for feral darklings.

>>12925244
i don't have a horse in this race anyway so my feelings literally cannot be hurt, unlike yours
you're desperately trying to act like avocado toast is real food
shut the fuck up about tacos from la
https://youtu.be/-yU0RNPAOJw

>>12925230
You really made these boomers seethe, lol.
Must be depressing living among soi fields and all those pesticides eventually start messing with your head.

>>12925133
Yep, in Wisconsin and Minnesota especially most white people are of Scandinavian descent

>>12925183
Its the some of the most fertile land in the world right now, you're bullshitting.

>>12925103
>Husqvarna
A man of supreme taste

>>12925183
It is literally the most fertile land in the world

>>12925196
> Coastie anything other than a worthless consumerist drone NPC
Die in a hurricane

>>12924996
Detroit style fucking rules

>>12925357
nah that's nearby though
niagara

>pizza
>horseshoe sandwiches
>cozy dogs
>gooey butter cake
>chili
>buckeyes
>italian beef
>hot dogs
>Mel O Cream doughnuts

>>12924996
>>12925005
>OP says that fucking pepperoni pizza and chili dogs would have too much flavor for flyovers
>retarded /pol/trads still take it seriously

>>12925510
>everything i don't like is /pol/

COME AT ME

>>12925590
>water, spices
Midwesterners think these two are the same

>>12925606
It's amazing that you charge so much for rent yet we get to stay free.

>>12925613
Because nobody wants to live in a hick dump. It’s not even a good hick dump like Georgia or Alabama, at least they can cook.

>>12925606
everything tastes spicy to you because of all the sriracha fucking up your system bud

>>12925618
This is field education, folks! Tornados fucked up your ecosystem, and now you don’t even know how things work!

>>12925631
>your
already told you, don't have a horse in this race. Iim just here to call you a subhuman Californian who has absolutely no place acting like where you live is better than anywhere else in the US. even fucking Wyoming

>>12925643
Who said I was from Cali, fuckface? I’d be delighted to live there though, their food has flavor and culture.

>>12925651
>being delighted to live in a place where you can legally not disclose having an STD before you fuck someone
b-but the hot dogs are good, right? so cultured

>>12925655
Please, tell me where you’re from. I want to judge your shitty area some. Your home can literally never be as diverse as Cali or Texas.

>>12925663
>trying to out-diverse a white Canadian who lives in immigrant central
L M F A O you've already made such a fool of yourself already, stop while you're ahead
you have nothing on me

>>12925686
Ontario? So basically New York 2.0? How pathetic. Also yeah, you’re trying to one up the actual New York, Texas, AND California all at once. Those states all have more immigrants than your province has people.

>>12925699
but we're the more diverse bunch. which was your point. don't move the goalposts just because you have nothing on us

The sad thing is even podunk Wisconsin has better Mexican/Tex Mex then where I live(Vancouver, Canada).

I can't hate on the midwest though. As shit as most of their food might be, the cheese you can get out in the more rural towns can be something special. I can get 10 year aged cheddar out there for less than two year would cost back home.

>>12925715
Name one food in Toronto that’s completely unique to Toronto. That’s right, you can’t, it’s watered down American, because you live in America Lite. NY pizza, Texas BBQ, Texmex, Baja Mex, you can even get poutine, that’s the only thing Canada had until it went down south. You have nothing special and you’re insecure. Your country has nothing, BC is a watered down version of the west coast, Alberta is dumbass hicks up north, but this time with a knockoff shit rodeo, Manitoba, Yukon, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Saskatchewan, they could all join the US and literally nothing would change, Quebec wants nothing to do with you, Ontario is NY Lite, and the other ones nobody cares enough about to even live in.

>>12925742
>crying and insults because he has nothing on Ontario's diversity rates
just stop, man, you can't dig yourself much deeper than this

New England has the best food culture.

>>12925753
>my city has more smelly immigrants than yours, therefore it is better
i don't get it

>>12925798
I'm not the one making the argument that more diversity is better, he is

>>12925753
Toronto’s diversity comes almost entirely from Asian (Chinese mostly) and Middle Eastern people. Where’s everyone else? LA and Houston have Hispanics (logically), Asians (Vietnam, China, South Korea, all over), Europeans, Middle Easterners, and those cities have more varied food. Toronto is an imitation of what a good American city is. It has none of the charm.

>>12925805
>he's still going
we have more immigrants from more places, hands down. sorry bud

>new england eats shitty sea insects and dirty scaly fish
>the south just drenches everything in grease, gravy, and sugar
>the west has to cover their shit food in spices to make it palatable
>east coasties have to beg midwestern farmchads for sustenance
if being flyover means fewer bug-eating city dwelling coasties then I'm all for it.

>muh diversity

>>12925813
Who the hell cares? Toronto doesn’t have good food, neither does Ontario. Sorry, nothing anyone except your bland cooks can change.

>>12925852
>still moving the goalposts and being mad he's wrong about our diversity rates
anyway, come to greektown, they have nice spanikakopita

>>12925813
Butthurt Canadian can't accept the truth which is par for the course for you guys

>>12925867
still mad that we're more diverse and resorting to W-WELL THE FOOD SUCKS ANYWAY! huh

>>12925022
Damn, MI already has my favorite brewery. If there's actually authentic middle eastern stuff there it's probably good that the state stays hidden from plebs food wise, otherwise it could blow up in the wrong way.

>>12924962
>muh culture
>muh culture
>muh culture
Stop being a white woman.

>>12925923
Everyone thinks Michigan is Detroit and Flint, I live in the burbs about an hour from Detroit and within 5 miles of my house I have Mexican, Middle eastern, Mediterranean, Chinese, Japanese, Thai. Also a plethora of breweries and bars. The midwest is where the people who like the convenience of a city with out the cost or politics hide away.

>>12926623
Ann Arbor?

>>12926674
No but Ann Arbor is fairly close to me.

>>12924962
Somebody has never been to Chicago
I mean yeah there's a lot of nogs and spics but it has a big "food culture"

>>12926680
It's really pretty, I used to have to take a greyhound to Chicago from Toronto 'cause I was in an LDR (marries now) and it was always nice stopping there

>>12925230
>landlocked
We have the only freshwater sea in the world. Imagine being literally this salty

>>12926623
Putting the word “Japanese” or “Turkish” or “Polish” in front of an unseasoned chicken doesn’t make it Japanese or Turkish or Polish or whatever.

>>12926684
Chicago’s food culture is ice water, spiciest thing in the region!

>>12925022
Uhh yeah bro NY has that.

Even jersey suburbs has that.

>>12926786
Good thing they serve fish and lamb

>>12926835
Too spicy and flavorful for them

>>12926839
You would be surprised

>>12926623
You may think the mall sushi that was flown over 3 months ago your tasting is morimotos finest but it isnt. Get fucked flyover cuck

I feel it in the air and have been feeling it for awhile. 4chan ,ever the contrarian website, are full conservative /pol/ white memers because the whole world is filled with libtards. But now that trump is popular and being a republican is popular, hating that type of stuff is becoming the new rebel yet again. It starts with threads like this, where its normalized to make jokes about white people seasoning and flyover states (which lets face it, is all white).

I'm not saying that those memes are true or whatever, but the point is the meme is becoming quite quite popular even amongst 4chan folk.

In a couple years pepe goes from white power praise trump to fuck the system full libtard.

>>12926680
Ypsilanti or Saline?

>Chicago Style
>Detroit Style
>Cheese Curds
>Frozen Custard
>Butterburgers
>FUCKING SPRECHER
>Tater Tot Hotdish
>Puppy Chow
>Kringle
>Like 5000thousand bratwurst, btw Fox Bros is best brats

>>12926844
You don't have salmon season do you? (Well you can fish for them year round for them here but best time of the year is spring through late summer)

>>12926859
Somewhere on the boarder of washtenaw and another county.

>>12926874
Im just busting your balls DESU. Alot of ethnic backgrounds move to that Midwestern area low key so their some good shit their. Nigerians and niggers of other kind and the dirty brown asians too. But they have good food

>>12926895
OP here and you type like a retard. Probably gone stupid from all that bland shit you’ve been eating.

>>12926874
Ah, yeah Ann Arbor and Ypsi have good shit, but there has been no Mexican restaurant like the ones in Wisconsin. Tell me, what is the best Mexican Place in a 20-30 mile radius? I really wanna know, cause it's been hit and miss here.

>>12926898
na full coastie here. i just type on my phone

>>12925162
They sure as hell ain drinking blue moon bud.

>>12926895
some people (mostly people from the west coast) will sit down have a nice salmon roll and drop there jaws when the guy who made the roll tells them the salmon was caught in a river about a 15 minuet drive out of the city.

>>12926905
I'm not the biggest fan of Mexican but from what I have tried I would say

Tio's in Ann arbor is my favorite
There is El Albor in Brighton ( Mostly tequila and tacos)
El Cerro Grande in Heartland
El Patron and Los Tres Amigos in Howell

A good mexican place for me is gonna have some nice tequilas and some good al pastor. I am not very picky.

>>12925161
>muh seasoning

You have to go back spic

>>12927348
jesus christ why do whitoids get so scared of seasoning. Spics arent even known for overly seasoning their foods. Anything beyond a pasta mayo salad is too spicy for you ehh?

>>12925130
sounds like cope from a trailer rodent who fucks his cousin and then brags about living in a fucking forest.

To answer OP, it's simple. Do mining towns or steel towns have a booming economy? Not as booming as the places where the coal and steel go. The midwest has low iq retards who do labor required to feed the places in this country that actually matter.

We should somehow make it illegal for them to leave their village or forest or whatever the fuck you call it.

Do cumskins really eat boiled meat with no spices? Fucking disgusting, no wonder their women wont even fuck them lol.

>>12927382
How’s your matzo balls doing ?

>>12927362
Why do whites collect hot sauce?

>>12927398
>everything I don't like is jewish!

Cumskins are so predictable at this point. Niggers will have a field day with you guys when the time comes, your kind will pay for its sins.

>>12927404
OH im sorry your right their really into aquafina, dasani, hell if your daring even Evian or fiji water if you want a tropical burn

>>12927414
Lol ok. Niggers can’t do anything without other cultures support.
Go back to covering your roadkill with Cayenne pepper and fish sauce

>>12927382
No we browned and braised meat with wine and what ever seasoning we stole from shit skins while we killed them off, took their land and go there for vacation

>>12927414
>muh sins

>>12927423
Tell that to the british the once (kek) most powerful international force to the world with access to spices from china to arabia and of course india. what do we get?

fish are icky lets not eat it unless its fried, pies with unseasoned beef, jellied eels, and bread all fucking day.

>>12927428
I hate niggers too, cumskin.

>>12927423
Hmm seems like those "shit-skins" own your mighty british empire now. Who is the mayor of London? What about Jaguar and Land-Rover, are those still English makes?

Fucking pajeet owns you.

>>12927441
I’m not white I’m Jewish

>>12924962
O B S E S S E D

>>12927448
Project much Ravi? I just learned that they make extra small condoms for Indian men.
Go cry into your vindaloo

>>12927462
even with pajeet spices you never learned how to use it.

>>12927448
Too bad India will never be a super power. Like ever. The pakis will wipe them clear out any day now. I’ll laugh as I eat my donor from a newsstand at Kings cross.

>>12927467
Step one... make ghee
Step two cook 2 kilos lamb chunks
Step three dump in 4 cups of garam masala
Step four dump 3 cups chilies
Then eat with a shit cover hand

>>12927478
sounds alot like british food MINUS THE SPICES AND KEEP THE SHIT

>>12927492
>he’s never had a proper Sunday roast
>never had Yorkshire puddings
>he will never savior a full English breakfast with tea and coffee
>netu just dumps cinnamon and yoghurt all over and calls it a meal

>>12927492
Their meat is fresh, they don’t have to cover rotting flesh

>>12924962
That is correct. Please spend a ton of money at our hotels for business meetings, and for a surprising amount of concerts then leave immediately.

>>12925753
>look gaise im diverse!!

Literally no one cares.

Fagget ass, wannabe Murica jr.

>>12924962
Brit living in Detroit.

Polish food is great, Lebanese is great. Detroit style pizza is good. Coney's are good.

Beyond it's cheap as fuck to live here, and there's new restaurants showing up all the time. Latest meme is ramen places and poke places. Johnny nope king isn't as good as it used to be so that's fine with me. Bunch of bbq places sprang up a few years ago and since brits can't do bbq I like them. Eastern market is great for produce, I like to hang at milanos, supenos, used to like russel St deli but that's moving or disappearing.

I miss British curry tho.

Fried chicken, chicken livers and onions, fried fish, mashed potatoes n gravy, biscuits and gravy, salisbury steak with mushroom gravy, baked potatoes, steamed cabbage, sweet corn with butter, chicken dressing (imagine thanksgiving), macaroni and cheese, brown sugar ham and pineapples. Just to name a few.