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>stepdad decides to cook hamburgers
>dumbass doesnt thaw them

>> No.12921196
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>he doesnt Pittsburgh his burgers

>> No.12921202

does anyone have the Jack webm where he's burning slop and cross contaminating everything

>> No.12921209

>>12921192
That guy is fucking your mom RAW

>> No.12921218

>>12921209
hes white atleast
i have a dumb as all hell half brother from him
i love the kid but damn if he is the worst sometimes

>> No.12921236

Feel better now that you've had your little temper trantrum?

>> No.12921265

>>12921218
Is your brother a hapa

>> No.12921325

What a cuck, How could you allow another man besides your real father even if you hated him to fuck your mom. Or are you one of those monkey see monkey do normies with no heart brain and balls and spine and story.
WOE TO THE SONS OF WHORES.

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>frozen
nothing could have salvaged those boomer burgers.

>> No.12921329

>>12921265
I happened to hapa your mum last night, if you get my drift.

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>>12921202
this one?

>> No.12921337

Thin patties cooked from frozen. That's how you do the perfect hamburger. Even if you make them fresh you freeze them before cooking.

>> No.12921353

>>12921336
Yes, thank you

>> No.12921366

>>12921336
HAHA EGG KING xDDD HOW DOES HE GET OUT LMAO??

>> No.12921369

>>12921366
You need to take a break from 4chan. It's not healthy to be monitoring this board for such a long period.

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>> No.12921408

>>12921389
Thats trash. OWning this company is risky biz.

>> No.12921683

>>12921336
How?

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>>12921389
>pan not hot enough
>drops the meat like a bitch
>pulls out due to anxiety
>raw

>> No.12921707

>>12921337
anon...

>> No.12922599

lol

>> No.12922604

>>12921192
>having a stepdad
what's it like having the town whore for a mother?

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>>12921701
you really haven't seen anything

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>>12922607

>> No.12922623

>>12922612
how does he fuck up this badly all the time? hes obviously cooked enough so its not a lack of experience. I remember cooking some chicken leg quarters the first couple of times and they were undercooked too, but then I learned from that. Hes done this probably hundreds of times.

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>>12921408
You gotta go oww. You gotta go oww. You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haaa, if you wanna go oww.

>> No.12922629

>>12921336
how is it cross contamination tho

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>>12922623
he's autistic and now he's had several strokes

>> No.12922636

>>12922604
thats most of the western world these days. broken famlies are the norm. did you time travel from the 60s or something?

>> No.12922648

>>12921389
>>12922607
>>12922612
>>12922635
It's /ck/'s fault this bonehead is niggerrich from bad cooking videos.

>> No.12922655

>>12922648
naw. he would be a meme from jewtube alone. Thats how I knew about him, I didnt see a Jack thread on this board until after seeing some of his videos.

>> No.12922660

>>12922648
As if this board could muster up more than a couple hundred views at the absolute max

>> No.12922661

>>12922636
That is absolutely false. Broken families are not the norm in most communities. Just a certain few.

>> No.12922688

>>12922655
>>12922660
I should have just said 4chan's fault, because he was posted there too, years ago when he had less than 10k subs. Then faggots shared him all over their faggot facebook pages, and here we are.

>> No.12922689

>>12922688
posted on /b/ too*

>> No.12922690

>>12922688
His poor mans filet mignon has more than 1,000,000 views. That isnt from here alone

>> No.12922701

>>12922690
READING COMPREHENSION, DO YOU HAVE IT, NIGGER?
Normalfaggots shared his videos on their normalfaggot social media shitholes and made him famous.

>> No.12922714

The Indifferent StepCHAD vs the beta stepVIRGIN

>> No.12922794

>>12922635
Is that cheese he put on it??!