/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It might be pretty trashy depending on the staff, if you are hungry and don’t mind cheaper tasting food it’s the best place in the world.

>>12893780
It's an ok buffet, depending on location and staff the steaks are good otherwise stick with basic shit like potatoes and desert. The rolls and cinnamon butter are pretty alright as well.

>>12893864
I'm not gonna eat all day and I'm bringing some shots of vodka with me

Indulge your inner pig and just go after it.

Funny story about golden corral, when I once visited one with my several thousands of wives, we took up the entire restaurant and here comes the big whoopee whoopah. Here goes, the waitress brings over my food, and she suddenly takes off my pants and sneezes on my dick? What??? I come back every Tuesday for the same thing, it's mildly soothing.

unkempt and loud obese black women with numerous of their little demon spawns. mediocre food.

>>12893780
do NOT, and I repeat DO NOT eat ANYTHING dipped in chocolate from the chocolate fountain.
the food itself is fine but don't expect anything great

>>12894318
This

>>12894318
>Here goes, the waitress brings over my food, and she suddenly takes off my pants and sneezes on my dick? What???
This is called a Hot Carl where I'm from. It's a traditional Swedish dish.

>>12894419
Odd, we call it a “full English” here

>>12893780
Everything

>>12893780
How come everybody always shits on golden corral? Granted I haven't been there in 10 years but I remember the food being pretty ok. Nothing great but for the price it wasn't bad.

>>12893780
Mediocre buffet food. Just how I like em

>>12894441
All buffets are mediocre unless they're at an expensive casino in Vegas. Anyone who goes to a Golden corral and pays 12 bucks for an all you can eat dinner needs to be shot if they complain about the quality of food (except in cases of legitimate food poisoning).

Obese maga boomers and minorities with a million kids

microwave tier food

>>12894419
>>12894428

Good comfort food, I'd eat there if I wasn't in this third world country called the UK

for me, its old country buffet

>>12893780
>invited?
Maybe it's just me but they'd have to pay me to go to one of those golden corral shitholes.
Invited to one? That's too weird.

>>12893878
Indeed

i just dined on the hostess's PUSSY out back behind the dumpster

>>12894831
Perhaps next time try to not deal with crackheads and meth addicts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

>>12894318
based schizo-poster

>>12893780
>What to expect?
Little-to-no edible food
>What to get?
Diarrhea regardless of what you end up having.

mine is ran by indians, go for the designated fountain

>>12894318
Redpilled
Fuck jannies and fuck niggers btw (by the way)

>>12894523
12 for anything above fast food quality is a steal if you’re a hungry young man. You can fast and absolutely gorge on pizza and fried chicken and questionable steaks.
Fuck niggers by the way

>>12895069
desu desu

>>12893780
>Good day
Decent selection of slightly above average food. Fat-sounding, but the dessert area is the high quality end of the line. Local one has a peach cobbler that's always steaming hot, fresh, and generally crumbly in a good way. Perfection.
>Bad day
Kids not being leashed by the parents and running around falling down and sending their nose-bloods over the lettuce and italian food section in the back corner. Food's burnt, not regularly replaced, and oh, OH. GRANDMA'S TAKING A SHIT IN THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. RUNNNNN

>>12895035
Kek

While you’re there expect fat, poor people. Everywhere. Afterwards, expect diarrhea.

Get whatever is the freshest from the kitchen, or whatever you haven’t actively observed a prediabetic child sneeze on. Don’t get dessert.