/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Carnitards be like: cancer and heart attack.

>>12888529
How is yeast vegan

>>12888601
The argument is if it lacks a central nervous system it is ok to eat it. Otherwise they wouldn’t be able to eat anything, basically all vegetables have living bacteria and yeast on them.

Veganism is a mental disorder.

Nootch is really good though.
Chia pudding is a fucking meme, it's gross

>>12888685
Why don't vegans eat oysters then, when they don't have central nervous systems?

>>12888977
Because they're large enough to be recognized as a living being by their arbitrary standard

>>12888595
Stay btfo broccoli faggot

Cavemen be like RAWR ME HATE VEGGIE ME WANT DINOSAUR BURGER UGH ME HAVE LAVABUTT

And cacao nibs!

>>12889169
Hey! Stfu, I hate vegans and love cocoa nibs. They are my go to binge snack since I quit smoking.

>>12888977
Some vegans do.
>but then they're not vegan
They don't give a shit what people like you think.

look, most vegans are ideologues, they put an idea about themselves and food above objective reality. the truth is moving towards a more plant centered diet, more whole foods, and less processed foods, is absolutely the way to go. some foods that are raw and/or vegan are fabulous.
wine
refried beans
salads with vinagrette dressing
chips salsa
hummus
tabouli
spanish rice
lentil soup
so just reduce meat by 33%, add more wonderful tasty veggies like artichokes, asparagus, brussel sprouts, get some extra virgin olive oil, try making whole grain dishes, try sprouted breads

Cant we just recognize that a mix of meat and vegetables are the best.
Roast chicken with potatoes and carrots for example.
Or a simple hamburger with cucumber (or pickles) a nice salad and maybe a tomato slice.
Chop Suey with the chicken and broccoli, some chestnuts and other good things.
Why must we discuss how retarded people are, cant we just discuss food?

>>12889312
cacao nibs are amazing. if you tolerate sugar, you can stuff them in a date. and, they dont melt so you can hike with them or put them in your car. anyone who doesnt acclimate to them is a weakling. alpha males can eat nibs all day long.

>>12889422
>>12889425
Fuck off carnist centrist attempting to compromise. You picked your blood slaked, rotting flesh slagged teeth position when you decided torturing animals was a pleasurable experience. You're literally worse than a cigarette smoker.

>>12889501
I mean, even as a carnivore I would not eat any fish that I got with your bait.

*At least the animals are happy

>>12888595
Did you say heart attack?

>>12889387
Good because we also don't give a fuck about vegans.

Disclaimer- I do experience lols each time an vegan dies in a new funny way.

>>12889817
>>12889799
I have your personal information Toothless

>>12888529
Audible kek a

>>12889428
Sounds good, I should try this.

>>12889422
Refried beans and Spanish rice cooked without lard are awful and flavorless. Lentil soup without stock made from ham hocks is a fucking travesty and you should feel ashamed for suggesting it.

>>12889422
>Spanish rice
That's make with chicken stock you retard and refried beans traditionally have lard in them

carnists be like "let's add a shit-ton of spices and herbs to this flavourless hunk of animal flesh in order to make it edible"

>>12891929
t. 7 year old

>>12888601
yeast is a fungus.

If vegans cared about fellow human beings half as much as they white knight fucking cows and chickens, the world would be a much better place.

>>12891966
Oh yes, the environment is awful because vegans aren’t eating enough meat to take up so much land to pollute

>>12889125
>LAVABUTT
it's weird because the only things that have ever hurt my anus were plant foods.
i'm pretty sure meat and dairy are quite fully digestible so they don't leave much poop residue at all

>>12891956
vegans be like "lets make remake this thing we hate but made with beans or soy instead so we can spice it up the same way carnists do"

>>12891975
Tried this shit once because we had it in house and I wanted an excuse to flirt with the vegan waitress, the entire next day I had bubble guts for 9 hours accompanied by the most horrendous smelling sharts I've ever produced in my entire life, I was physically repulsed by my own body running to the bathroom every fifteen minutes to see if I blasted greasy mist inside my pants again (I just threw away my underwear at the beginning of my shift).

>>12892107
Meant this

>>12892114
Maybe they call it "impossible" because it will be impossible for these vegan zombies to be healthy if they consume these ultra-processed chemical slop "burgers."

Vegans are coming to terms with sacrificing their health, (due to the deficient vegan diet) "for the animals" and their antifa cult.

>>12891958
Fungi are not vegan though, only plants are vegan

>>12891956
Are you joking?

If anything, vegans use more spices than anyone to masquerade the horrible taste of their food.

As for me, only salt is enough. All else is optional.

I ate vegan tacos at an event and proceeded to have indigestion and bloating for almost a week. Never eating vegan shit again.