/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12884537
He is not wrong, but he does not make good eggs.
And that is way to much Sambal (if that is it)
I would recommend making a fried egg on both sides (and if anyone can tell me how to you actually say it that would be nice)
Frying the toast, and lastly frying the cheese by itself. And for the love of all, not that much Sambal.

>>12884537
I could cook eggs while falling off a cliff and they would look better than those

someone post the gross thing he made with the peppers and grease

>>12884551
>and if anyone can tell me how to you actually say it that would be nice
it's just called fried or over easy/medium/hard depending on how cooked the yolk is. only "sunny side up" is cooked on one side.

>>12884600
you're gonna have to be more specific

>>12884604
>it's just called fried or over easy/medium/hard
Thanks mate!

>>12884551
It's hoagie spread not sambal.

>>12884537
Holy hell! You gotta either scramble them a tiny bit at least or over-well that mess. Imagine starting a riot because you take a bite and everyone in a 5' radius gets egged.

>>12884537
I know how you kids like em sloppy

>>12884537
>he fell for the cast iron meme

>>12884551

Sambal just means sauce, retard. It's sambal olek.

For the true patrician: sambal dewa aka sauce of the gods. Slather that shit on some fish and thank me later

>>12884537
>DMT definitely doesn't cause brain damage guys

>>12884691
>Caring about a nigger language

Wonder bread, fried egg, frenchs yellow mustard is patrician taste

>>12884537
Occasionally folks need to be reminded what a fucking simp Joe Rogan is.

>>12884551
Does it look like sambal to you

>>12884679
Lady you're scaring us

>>12884687
What is the man on the left eating ??

>>12884679
>Joe, please you're freaking us out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE SOME MORE

Joe rogan the fat bald reddit man

>>12884537
Does this guy have permanent stomach cramps and fiery shits? I like spicy food, but I couldn't eat like this all the time.

>>12885158
this is the grossest "meal" i've ever seen

>>12885158
he's gonna die of colon cancer quote me in 10 years

>>12885171
Honestly, the meat looks great. I'd replace the jalapeños with another green vegetable like broccoli or green beans, though. Eating the meat with tortillas, salsa, and some beans on the side sounds pretty good, too.

Just looking at that serving of jalapeños makes my stomach burn. I can handle the heat in my mouth, but my stomach and anus are a bit more sensitive.

>>12884537
>folks need to reminded
fukken hell

>>12885213
>fukken
Fucking hell

>>12885176
I don't get this meme, meat digests in the small intestine and doesn't make it into the colon unless you gave a disease that disturbs digestion.

>>12885230
he's talking about the 2 entire cut up raw jalapenos you idiot.

>>12884537
>>12885158
joe rogan is a retarded faggot but i would devour these

>>12885084
Sort of, but I also based it on the comments in OPs pic

>>12885239
Can you give a source that shows jalapenos cause colon cancer?

>>12884537
Please put "rogan" somewhere in these shit posts so I can filter your dumb ass

>>12885272
no

>Please put "rogan" somewhere in these shit posts so I can filter your dumb ass

>>12885096
>>12885126
I like you guys

>>Please put "rogan" somewhere in these shit posts so I can filter your dumb ass

>>12885290
Here's your (you)

>>12885158
>open a restaurant

>>12885290
Lmao! You go girl!

>>12884537
every stupid fucking italian loves uncooked eggs. fuck italy. fuck muh yolk is a sauce peasants.

>>12885290
why the fuck can't we filter by IP? why do I have to convince fags to adopt tripcodes so I can filter them? it's not even an option on 4chanx. 4chan would seriously be better if it required accounts.

>>12885405
Go back.

>>12885408
reminder that people here buy 4chan gold even though pass members get banned more often. There is no reason not to need accounts, having an account doesn't mean not being anonymous. you could even make capcha wait times slower for older accounts or some shit to give some sort of incentive to not be banned since bans do fucking nothing but fuel jannies delusions of power and control.

letting users filter IPs or fucking filter IP ranges is the best moderation the site could have. I want to holocaust this site with filters and make every board a slow board.

>>12885405
Choke on a cloud of dicks.

>>12884687
That looked like a lot of salt.

>>12885158
What's his deal with eating shitloads of jalapeño? Some roasted poblanos would be a much better side, but I'd most likely go with green beans, broccoli, brussels sprouts, or spinach.

>>12884537
it literally looks likes like he put on some oil xanied out for a bit and didnt bother flipping it.

>>12884537
These eggs make my balls shrink

>>12884537
You can tell he had the camera ready exactly when he did this because of how little the egg yolks have flowed.

>>12884537
I bet he cooked the eggs on a cast iron pan, but doesn't know the right temperature to put the eggs in, and his pan isn't properly seasoned, that's why they look so abused. Also barely cooked, eugh.

I hate Joe Rogan with a seething passion and don't know why. I just can't figure it out.

>>12884537
>>12885158
Disgusting. His food always looks disgusting, especially his eggs. His food is always undercooked with some misplaced meme side. Disgusting

>>12886222
All I have seen of his food is the shit people post here, but all of it has been
>throw it in a pan for 30 seconds
either bone dry or in a pool of oil. I would hate to see what his attempt at roasting looks like.

>>12884537
>/fit/ cuisine

>>12885158
>Does this guy have permanent stomach cramps and fiery shits?
Probably.

>>12886321
Because he is the embodiment of success and you are a hateful, emotional, insecure little bitch

>>12886495
>if you don't like people, you're just insecure and jealous of them
Have you not yet grown out of the "girls are only mean to you because they like you" lie your mommy fed you?
I just don't like the guy. It's simple. Not everything has to have some kind of subconscious meaning.

>>12886495
>defending your favorite e-celeb this hard
H-HE'S SUCCESSFUL AND YOU'RE NOT

>>12884537
liquid yolk is tasty. The only issue is that it makes a mess with the bread not able to contain the sandwich.

Joe Rogan's kitchen is like the culinary equivalent of a back alley abortion clinic.

>>12885425
Imagine being able to filter the faggots that post wojak or any derivative.

>>12886399
>plumber: oh shit, he's crazy, gotta do something fast

>>12885158
>reverse sear
More like reverse burn the fuck out of it.

>>12885176
Joe Rogan is actually pretty fucking healthy, and lives a healthy-ish athletic lifestyle.

>>12885425
Activate IP filter for a post, canvass catalogue to see what else got filtered, deactivate filter, proceed to torment that poster with links to his other posts. It would absolutely be the end of anonymous communication.

Fried egg, ham and mustard would be a better combo.

>>12885176
this thread will be 404d in 10 years

>>12885158
I don't see much of a problem with this. Would eat/10.

>>12886399
>plumbed thought about it and nodded in agreement while slowly backing out of the house

>>12887050
I don't think you've ever cooked anything in your life.

>>12885425
>I want my anonymous message board not to be anonymous

>>12885158
I dont even really know who that is. Why do you follow ecelebs?

>>12887032
imagine going on an image board and getting upset by people posting images and accompanying text

>>12887934
He's not really an eceleb.
>stand up comedy
>TV shows
>UFC commentator
>an podcast

>>12885405
eat shit faggot

>>12884679
Sloppy joe
Slop, sloppy joe yeah

>>12885158
That meat looks like magic

>>12885272
We just had a great thread in /pol/ about how chile cures cancer. I doubt it, but part of me thinks it's a preventative due to my own experience with it.

>>12884687
Eg Eg Eg
Eg
Eg Eg

>>12885466
My nigga das like 10c worth off food, if you are getting salt thats like glory!

Damn its crazy how rogan gets paid to be a chef. . . Except he doesnt you fucking idiots. Its almost like he was a host on a show where they ate rotten animal dicks

>>12887934
>one of the biggest names in comedy for over a decade
>host of Fear Factor and a UFC commentator
Nah hes just an eceleb bro

>>12888077
>a country in south America cures cancer

>>12885239
You can NOT be this retarded anon. How much do you make a year anyway?

>>12888496
>I am a dense mother fucker
https://mjskitchen.com/chile-vs-chili/

>>12884537
Joe acts like a foodie but he is actually a retard.

>>12884537
My roommate does the exact same shit with his eggs. The slimy look of it is a combination of way too much goddamn oil + undercooked eggs

>>12884679
Give it to me sloppily joe

>>12885425
>having an account doesn't mean not being anonymous
Yes it literally does. Pseudonymity is not anonymity.

>>12884537
Joe Rogan disgusts me.

>>12885405
Oh hey they've got that right over at r*ddit. Now fuck off.