/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd even go as high as $1.50.

>>12875936
Looks about like $1 pizza so yes.

>>12875936
is that from caseys?

>>12875936
OP you look like you have nice hands. Show us your dick

>>12875936
no

>>12875936
if that's all that is available at 2 a.m. and i'm intoxicated, yes.

Sure.

>>12875936
Look at that grease puddle Jesus fuck.

I’m not paying for a plastic covered pizza with a sweet red paste and lots of fat.

American pizza irritates me so much.

>>12875961
I'd rather see feet, tbqh .

>>12875971
>American pizza irritates me so much

Are you an eyetallean?

>>12875971
But it's not plastic. It's cheese. The presence of the grease only shows that it's cheese.

>>12875936
hell I'll give you $2 if it comes with napkins to mop up that grease pool

>>12875936
yes
anyone who wouldn't is either stupid, lying, or just doesn't like pizza

>>12876150
>can't take a little grease

>>12875936
no but i'd buy 8 of them for 75¢ a slice

>>12876150
Would you like a fork and knife as well?

If i were intoxicated with the right substance, sure. Ive seen worse but ive deffinitely seen better.

>>12875978
>>12875961
Faggots fuck off.

>>12875936
7-11 1$ pizza is me, but its way better than it used to be, still
i'd go for a hot dog if im at 7-11.

I would

>>12875971
virgin brunch is that you?

>>12875971
Stay mad, pastanigger subhuman It*lian.

>>12875936
7/11 pizza is nasty, but yes, I'd buy it anyways

>>12876257
The staged virgin vs. the staged chad vs. the retard who thinks either is real.

>>12876191
Cry moar bitch!

>>12876215
>>12876275
How do you know it’s 7-11?

>>12876338
that single slice carton is a distinctive design

>>12876344
It looks like every other one I’ve ever seen

>>12876277

Look like a Kwik Trip pizza. They're only worth it when it's a $1.29 Wednesday special. They have some good limited-time flavors too.

>>12875936
Is that Tony's from the bx?

>>12875936
I'd cram it up my pooper.

>>12875936
Do Americans really eat this stuff and call it pizza?

>>12876281
Ok ok I know this isn't cooking related and I should just hide post and everything (especially since it's most likely bait) but...

Really, why are homos and queers always so fucking excrutiating to communicate with, why does it ALWAYS have to be about their sexual preference, and why can't they just shut the fuck up about it?

>>12876800
>why are homos and queers always so fucking excrutiating to communicate with, why does it ALWAYS have to be about their sexual preference, and why can't they just shut the fuck up about it?
>Faggots fuck off

>>12875936
yes, where can I get one?

>>12875961
I second this and I'm not a faggot. Show dick.

>>12875971
You can't expect any food item made inside a 7/11 to be edible

>>12875936
i'd pay $2 for that, maybe even a little more
looks good

>>12875936
What do you think?

>>12875936
Let's see that hog

>>12876800
Because they think their sexual orientation is a substitute for their lack of personality.

>>12875936
Yes
Imagine the energy provided for that $1

>>12876277
god damn 1350s

>>12875936
if it came with a napkin

>>12875936
no, have some self respect

>>12875971
American pizza is the only pizza that matters. Stay irrelevant, wop.

Fuck yes! Eat that and a big ass hot dog with some nacho cheese and go home and beat my wife.

>>12877415
this

>>12875936
pizza is pizza. at the right time and place i would give 10$ for that slice

>>12876812
I'm sad no one of them took the time to reply wholeheartedly but at least the fact that none of them replied in a provocative manner kind of makes me want to say thank you for proving me wrong!

>>12875936
>Would you pay $1 for this?

Depends on how big it is, but generally speaking, yes.
I consider 1 dollar a fair price for a slice of greasy fairy ground pizza.

>>12876681
>>12876257

The only time I've ever seen people eat like this were either on shore leave or they'd been finally released from prison.

>>12875936
Yeah, I would.

>>12877415
True

>>12877129
Wow we have a true aristocrat in our presence

I'd buy that for a dollar

>>12877427
Sounds pretty based?
>>12877532
Here we have an anon who knows life

hell yeah, i had worse looking ones for 3$
>>12875936

>>12875936
No. I've learned that it's better to not pay $1 for shit than to be a sucker. \
That looks like some styrofoam chlorine tasting shit that I'd get in NYC by either shit lickers or the types that come up with kind of shit.

>>12875936
The places around NYU and the stupid girls too remind me of that shitty pizza. They're very stupid and don't know any better, but that's NYU types. They think that they know everything and know nothing.

>>12875936
>>12875944
The only thing I'd do if around nyu types is to take a bite, be disgusted, and spit it out and throw the rest into a garbage can.
How's that for a proper response to useless nyu types?

>>12878163
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about dude.

>>12878208
Of course you don't, that's because you've been eating too many 7-11 and gas stations pizza slizies but would rather complain about New York slices.
You've never had any in the first place to complain from and are like a jealous eurotard.

>>12878208
>>12878293
On a slightly jollier note, yeah I do know what I'm talking about. NYU bitches are dumber than a box of rocks and the pizza places around cater to the kind of idiots that would go that school in the first place.

Honestly that looks fucking delicious to me right now

>>12876167
What grease?? Mozzarella don’t make grease when heated, that’s not mozzarella it’s a mixture of industrial processed cheeses.

I ate that pizza in Jew York and being Italian myself I know what I’m talking about: it’s trash and tastes like shit, every single component from the sauce to the crust and cheese.

There are places where a slice of pizza costs like 4-5$ where it is acceptable and pleasant, with real mozzarella, but the only good pizza I ate was at Sorbillo...

>>12875961
I'm not gay or anything but I'd suck OP off and let him jizz on my face

That thing would sell for $5 easily in this shithole of a country.

>>12878159
>new type as a negative
First time on 4channel?

>>12878722
Yeah you got me there, it's not only my first time on 4ch, but it's my first time in any message board, fuck all, it's my first time in English.
How about you? What's your first time?
I bet I get no answer.

>>12878740
Are you throwing a fit, faggot?

>>12878159
>>12878722
>>12878740
None of this is related to food or cooking. A hasty comparison to food of someone you evidently hate does not qualify.

>>12878619
"jew york" so your the type that never got out of times square and your opinion of NY is Sbarro and maybe if you cut loose Red Lobster?
Cudos, please never come back.

>>12878746
No. Why would you ask? Are you a faggot? Only fags would know about throwing a fit.

>>12878747
>None of this is related to food or cooking
Neither was your post, so stfu.

>>12878619
Low IQ detected. Cheese is extremely high in fat, produces grease when cooked. The only stuff that doesn't is part-skim (low fat) variants of cheese. Whole or fresh mozza will basically create puddles.

Confirmed for only eating at soiboi hipster places that use skim cheese.

>>12878759
I am a regulator of this board and you will comply.

>>12878762
Did you get that "low iq" meme from a youtubber?

>>12878752
Yea, you were throwing a fit.
Why are you being a complete bitch anon are you pretending to be menstrating from your fake cunny today?

>>12878769
This faggot again. GTFO, you're boring.

>>12878752
>>12878768
>>12878769
Please resume talking only about food or cooking.

>>12878767
>mod impersonation
kys fag

>>12878773
I'm guessing that there's more than one anon that called you a fag?

>>12878748
I didn’t come to New York to eat pizza and complain, I ate local “specialties” and I was curious to taste American pizza.
Without any single doubt it’s trash, completely total garbage.
Then again if you want to eat REAL pizza go to sorbillo. It’s just like here at home.

>>12876277
*ahem*

>>12878775
I made a really nice chicken noodle soup last night, I used some frozen goo from a couple rotisserie chickens, a couple bay leaves and left out the bones. It came out really nicely.

>>12878773
Aren't you that guy who likes to eat cum?

>>12876277
______s gonna ___.

>>12878789
Did you stand in line for stuff like a tourist?
answer: of course not
reality: yeah you did.

>>12878797
No, that's some other anon sucking down the filled condoms.

>>12878762
Puddles of water not fat, also that wouldn’t happen with buffalo mozzarella.
That shiny yellowish translucent puddle is grease and it’s disgusting, it’s literally a fucking puddle not some little drops.
It’s a lost cause talking with an American.

>>12878802
I'm an American, what's your lost cause except for yourself?

>>12878775
Eat cyanide, and drink the bleach you trog.

>>12878802
Anon, don’t.
They can’t even understand that mozzarella is not yellow but white...it truly is a lost battle.

>>12878789
>he didn't even get Sbarro
well now you know why you're a fucking faggot.

>>12878815
I don’t go to American places who display the Italian flag and promotes bullshit food that ruins the original.
You know who else does this kind of shit? The chinks.

You’re like the chinks in this regard, you suck at copying but nevertheless have the guts to sell the fake product swearing it’s italian.

FUCK YOU

>>12878820
fuck off back to /pol/ incel.

>>12878820
Racism is not cool here or anywhere else.

>>12878820
>ruins the original
American pizza is better than the original. Get over yourself omer just, because you couldn't find a halal pizza for your first time in new york doesn't mean that pizza is trash. If you asked around then maybe you could have found that halal restaurant bro.

>>12878820
The chinks invented most of your shit, so should Italy stop serving noodle dishes?

>>12878813
>nobody ever says that mozzarella is yellow here
You should google what a strawman is, because this is what you're doing and it's fucking dumb. Stop it

>>12878825
Piss off nigger!

>>12878839
/pol/

>>12878843
What is that supposed to mean?
That you can't take a conversation or are guilty or being a nog?

>>12876277
why didnt he just steal the chair while he was at it?

>>12877616
iirc he really did got out of prison or military service

>>12878824
>>12878825
>>12878832
>>12878837
>>12878838
Seethe harder beasts

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=it&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.it&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://italoamericano.org/story/2019-5-17/Inganno-tavola-madeinItaly&xid=17259,15700002,15700019,15700186,15700191,15700256,15700259,15700262,15700265&usg=ALkJrhhs36wg-mz5zCCXS34iqFnYoKCpbw

>>12875936
As long as it came with napkins to soak up all the grease before I tried to eat it.

>>12878299
NYU girls are a different breed. I went to high school (in the midwest) with a girl who ended up there, and by second semester was complaining about "tourists" in NYC. Bitch lived her whole damn life in Missouri, spends three months there and calls other people tourists.

>>12878856
Stop using tomatoes wop. It's cultural appropriation.

>>12878881
Lmao this faggot.
Tomatoes are not a dish or a product of a specific culture, it’s an ingredient, a fruit, just like the bazillion spices your ancestors went to the other side of the world to acquire by conquering lands.

Try again.

>>12878889
Give back the tomato wop. It's not yours.

>>12878894
Give back your 1/18th Italian dna

>>12878897
My mom didn't have a mustache, so I'm 99.9% sure that I'm not part Italian.

>>12878889
Moor here pls gib back my culture, and cuisine.

>>12878825
Quit bragging that you are retarded

>>12878875
Fuck off flyover!

>>12879150
we elected an actual conman into the white house so you better watch what you say about us or we'll do it again coastie. we'll take this country down with no survivors.

>>12876142
>>12876257
>>12876263
>>12877415
If your "dish" has literal puddles of pure fat, you may just as well be drinking oil straight from the bottle.
United-Staters are fucking disgusting.

>>12877415
absolute fact. Italian "pizza" is some halfass flatbread with a little tomato sauce and cheese American style pizza is the pizza the world knows and loves

>>12879349
I wish you luck, lol!

>>12878802
>puddles of water
>from an oven at 600F
Lol k. Confirmed for low IQ. The water boils and makes bubbles, it does NOT pool on top of the cheese. That's grease. Which happens with any quality of cheese that has all its fat.

The only reason your spaghetti pizza might not do this is because you hardly put any cheese, and space it out which lets any grease that forms drop onto the sauce/dough where you don't notice it. It has nothing to do with "industrial processed cheese". I'm not arguing one method is better or worse than the other, I'm saying your reasoning for the grease is outright wrong. You idiots spread so much misinformation. You're as bad as Facebook moms, it's disgusting.

>>12879366
Hey, that's right fellow connesoir!
>proceeds to pour olive oil onto EVERYTHING

>>12879481
>It has nothing to do with "industrial processed cheese"
It has everything to do with you slathering copious amounts of cheese on.

>>12876681
>>12876257

>>12879488
Absolutely, agreed. But that's not what the previous poster was saying whatsoever.

I personally prefer moderate amounts. More than the speghetti monsters use but nothing like that greasy mess. It's a tough medium to get to though, and depends highly on your oven and also other toppings. Pizza is a bit of an art to do properly.

Well this thread sure went places

>>12875936
not one tiny slice. I can make the whole pizza for 20 minutes and a dollar of ingredients

>>12876142
>>America
>>cheese

>>12878894
fuck your tomatoes. real pizza has white cream sauce, or chicken cream sauce.
Italian wops were making pizzas hundreds of years before America was infested with transportees.

>>12879661
The bestest and the mostest cheese comes from the USA my jealous enemy

>>12879691
Pizza was invented in the USA not by Italians they are all lactose intolerant and can't eat cheese

>>12875978
based

>>12879691
>real pizza has white cream sauce, or chicken cream sauce.
Thanks for confirming that the euroskunk always made shit pizza.

>>12875936
No

canada makes good cheese. usa makes plastic in 1000 flavours and colours.

>>12879750
Bullshit. Canada makes whatever the UK, and the US let's them make.

>>12878159
Tbh I really wish I could’ve gone to NYU

>>12878875
Tourists in NY are a problem for any resident. I don’t blame her.

>>12879791
>tourists are the problem
t. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

>>12879750
>us cheese
>now melts
Ok, what's next?

>>12876800
I don't know, you tell me fag. You seem to be the fucking professional on the subject.

>>12875936
Is this from 7-Eleven? They're pretty decent, so yes.

>>12876800
It's not true with all of them. But most people of all sexualities talk about sex pretty much constantly. It's very boring, but jokes about sex is all that most people can think of. You probably just notice it more when homosexuals do this because you're not comfortable with them.

>>12875936
>>12875944
>Paying $1 for a single slice when you can just go to Pizza Hut and get a large pizza for $8

>>12879494
imagine having this shit saved on your computer

>>12880217
I mean .. considering the size of that slice, Id say nine of those make up an entire pizza. whether you pay $8 or $9, who cares

>>12875936
yes
that looks to be around 600 calories which would be a decent lunch

>>12880217
>having $8
check out billy big bucks over here

>>12880217
>buying pizza huts overpriced bland garbage when you can get a hot and ready for $5 at caesars

>>12875936
No, that's way too expensive

>>12880761
A slice of 7/11 pizza is 300 calories. Stop spreading misinformation in the information age. A New York slice might be 600 calories.

>>12875936
No

>>12878825
Racism is the most important ingredient to cook a healthy society. Have you forgotten that you have left your hug box?

>>12875936
I pay $7 for that at hockey games

>>12880217
That is a 7/11 Pizza Slice. A whole 7/11 pizza cost 5$

>>12881302
based (turkey)

>>12878875
When going to school in NYC, not NYU I went out with a true hottie from Kansas. Holy moly she was awesome, Marjorie, I miss that lass.
If I could do this again I'd turn her on to Gunsmoke.

>>12879349
Better than a shillary vampire. Nobody is perfect but he's way way better than a shillary vampire.

>>12879458
I like those dueling banjos.
Deliverance - Banjo Duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

>>12879805
fucking whore bag, what lame ass electorate elected that hypocrite thing?

>>12882450
I basted your mom's turkey last night if you know what I mean.

>>12880217
What if I only want one slice?

>>12875936
I love the grease build up.

>>12875936
Fuck yeah I would

>>12880217
>eating an entire pizza
Disgusting

>>12880217
clever bait