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no bully

>Jamarcus notices my big bulging cock, growing bigger by the second
>I apologize, sir. Please come in.

>>12874940
fuck off robert, go back to working at the movie theatre, you’re out of your fuckin elements

Inb4 janny has an autism fit. Also check em.

ROBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT

>>12874940
fuck you robert

you know i have been coming here for the past 5 years, im a valued customer!

>>12874940
I've never actually seen a restaurant with this policy but see it memed all the time. What types of restaurants do this and what country?

>>12874995
every restaurant in fucking AMERICA

>>12874995
Closest thing I can think of is if an old man goes to a theatre alone to see a kids' movie sometimes they tell him they have assigned seating and put him all the way in the back

No need for a table Robert, I just came in to shoot up in your rest room.

>>12874940
With all the incel violence lately I would not be surprised at all if that kind of policy started to appear places.

Oh, well then in keeping in line with restaurant safety codes, I see there is another man of african descent seated within earshot of you. Either you or he will have to evacuate the premises, what with gang-related violence and what not.

>>12874940
B-But you ARE my date, Robert.

>>12875121
You sissy white boi finna taste all of dat black cock.

Hope you don't choke with the meat, sweetie.

Robert how did you get here? Sure I’ll take my leave then. Anyway since you’re already here, have you reserved me a spot for the upcoming Joker? I’d really love to be the first one to have a blast there!

>>12875313
Oh god Robert don't make my bussy ovulate not in public

>>12875344
You're gonna get a cream filling in public and you're gonna love it.

This thread is awful. 4chan is not for RP

>>12874940
It's okay garcon, I brought my falcon. Now fetch us two orders of crab legs posthaste. We are missing the previews.