/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Toad in a hole
Not so fast, britbong

>>12856018
why? you could just fry a sausage and eat a yorkshire pudding with it what's the point of cooking the sausage in there?

>considering loaf bread as a part of your traditional food

pork pies are pretty good

Fish and chips
Propa brexit
Simple as

>those 2 top rows

>>12856018
British "cuisine" is truly an abomination

>>12856018

Isn't Tikka masala Indian shit?

>>12856686
there's a few curries like tikka masala and Balti that were invented by Indians living in Britain, to suit British tastes

>>12856686
It's kind of a combination of the two cultures

>>12856018
>Not realising toad in the hole and Yorkshire pudding are the same thing

>>12856018
>40-50% of people disliked bweeflington
I doubt it

>>12856686
Brits invented curry using indian spices

>>12856691
>balti
>Indian
Try again.

>>12856714
50-59% say they like it

>>12856018
>liver and onion next to haggis
FUCKING HERETICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12856663
>weeaboo opinion

>>12856694
All Indian cuisine is. India did not have chili peppers before England brought it back from America. It is the essential ingredient everybody thinks of when Indian food is referred to.

>>12856018
Everything is delicious on this list except for haggis which ive never had and tikka masala which is poo in loo cuisine and therefore 'forrin mook'

>>12856707
One is cooked with the drippings from your roast beef on sundee and the other is made with cheap sausages because you cant be arsed and the wifes on the rag.

>>12856736
would you say you enjoy faggots,?

I fucking hate this country

>>12856018
>scotch egg that low
Disregarded

>>12856748
soyboy vegan lefty detected

>>12856746
Very much. I eat a lot of faggots every weekend

>>12856748
Feel free to fuck off to Euro-wog land after Brexit.

>>12856756
based
it's embarrassing when they dribble on your chin but you can just use a napkin or tissue in polite company or lick it off if you're not

>>12856746
Only a beaver or a termite would want to eat a bundle of sticks.

>>12856018
Why not include the one with our superior desserts as well?

>>12856736
>Everything is delicious on this list except for haggis which ive never had

>except for haggis which ive never had

>which ive never had

>>12856825
Obviously she meant she won't attest for it because she's never had it.

>>12856751
Calm down lad, no need to batter yer mam

>>12856835
Brits are raging faggots or psychos

>>12856822
Most of these are actually pretty good although a scone for a dessert sounds disappointing. If only you bongs knew to just stick to pastries.

>>12856727
Yeah. That's too few. It's fucking good beef and breading, it's not exactly challenging to tastelets, while also being delicious.

>>12856822
Scones can fuck odd to a rock quarry

>>12856871
It better fucking not be breading or I'm sending that shit back to the kitchen.

>>12856879
Scones are delicious with the right dried fruit/nuts. Maybe a crust of coarse sugar on top. I hate cakey American scones but the crumbly British ones are tight.

>>12856862
lemonade scones are God tier

>>12856889
I love scones but they're what we call in America a snack.

>>12856891
You also eat biscuits and waffles for breakfast though

>>12856018
>oi luvs me delishus brekky wekky toasty woasty sandwiches oi do
anglos really talk like this lmao

>>12856916
Oi mate don't fuckin knock brekky wraps, you're alright cunt but just know your place yeah

>>12856921

>>12856928
noice

>>12856916
>lmao
Facebook normalfags really talk like this.

>>12856018
kippers and black pudding don't deserve this treatment

>>12856018
Most of this stuff is pretty good, dont know why english food has such a bad rep.
Liver, black pudding and kippers should be higher.

>>12856938
Much like brussel sprouts it's 90% word of mouth and the one time they tried it, it was cooked poorly.

>>12856822
madeira cake and treacle tart are better than that but alright list

>>12856829
I sure did lads. She sure did.

>>12856822
oh this is very sad

>>12856928
Why not just use a flour tortilla?

>>12857259
ot british innit

>>12856928
Worst part is the ketchup

pork pies are top tier m8

itt

>>12856018
>1 in 5 people don't like even the most popular dishes in your country
>literally more than half hate several classic dishes
Proof that britbong cooking sucks.

>>12857308
British brainmores?

For me, it’s faggot.

>>12856018
>Faggots
...¿Que pasa?

>>12857308
/fitlit/ swole

>>12856018
>black pudding
>liver
>kippers
>crap tier

fucking faggots

>>12856822
Why do british people speak like children?

>>12856822
Sacré bleu, the actual state of you lot

>>12857811
british "people" stop developing mentally at around the age of regular human 4-year old

>>12856041
can someone post the love me missus, love me vindaloo greentext please?

>>12856748
Not to worry. After no deal brexit bong food will be Sudan famine level, UN flour and grain delivery. But at least you owned the libs, lol!

>>12856019
That's not toad in the hole. That's an egg in the basket.

>>12857933
OBSESSED

>>12856019
>>12858652
It's called a spit-in-the-eye, get the name right you idiots.

>>12858682
It's called an egg in the middle of a bit of bread

>>12858666
t. exhibit a

>>12856018
>no english muffins

>>12856019
>Toad in a hole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_in_the_hole

>>12856724
>balti food isn't cooked by indians
>durrr Tex Mex doesn't exist because mexican food is only made by mexicans

>>12856018
It's actually
>Welsh rabbit
>Cawl
>Selsig morgannwg
>Y fenni
>Teifi cumin
>Caws cryf
>Caerffili
>Bara brith
>Welsh cakes
>Laver bread

Most relevant Brit foods in that order.

>>12856928
>cutting food on saran wrap
W t f

>>12856018
>liver and onion
>crap
Faggots.

God Tier and Mid Tier are essentially what your weekend eating should look like.

I'm disappointed in Low Tier. Steak & Kidney Pudding, Black Pudding, Kippers, Liver & Onion, Haggis and Faggots are all legendary and delicious British delicacies that should never fall out of fashion. Maybe if we weren't being overrun with foreigners more people would be voting for it.

Top Tier is what your midweek meals should be. The comforting British classics.

>>12856018
>black pudding
>crap tier
Who ever made this list needs a led projectile to the cranium.

>>12856023
>what's the point of cooking the sausage in there
The sausage flavours the batter. Or it does if you're using actually good sausages.

>>12857746
Formed into balls and cooked in stock in the oven. Wonderful with mashed potatoes, peas and carrots.

>komle not present

>>12856018
haggis and black pudding should be in god tier

>>12856822
Trifle is the Godliest of British desserts.
>Jersey cream
>Devonshire custard
>Seasonal berries
>Few shots of rum to soak the sponge fingers.

Creamy, light and fruity. Perfect after a big lunch of roasted meats and potatoes.

>>12858885
>potatoes ground into a meal
>reshaped into balls with water, salt and fat
>served with salted pork, sausage and rutabaga mash
Rogalending/10

>>12856023
Because it's a family dish designed to be easier to serve out and was used to make a little meat go a long way.

>>12856019
>>12858652
>>12858682
>>12858705
It's called pregnant bread

>>12856018
What the heck do you eat with crumpets? are they breakfast food?

>>12858950
>What the heck do you eat with crumpets? are they breakfast food?
Butter/jam and yes.

>>12856018
For me, it’s The Todd.

>>12856928
So basically a fussier version of a breakfast burrito with ketchup instead of salsa.

>>12858862
>>12858914
nah

>>12856018
>Black pudding
>Crap tier
Disgusting

>>12859016
brekky wraps are breakfast burritos, usually with bbq or tomato sauce because salsa isn't really a big thing here

>>12858769
bacardi and coke please mafanwey

I don't think kippers should be on the lowest tier. I've never had them, but being a smoked product, they are probably pretty tasty, like a fishy bacon.

>listing shepherds pie twice to pad out the tier list
do brits really...

>>12856018
>Beef Wellington in low tier
>Scotch egg in low tier
>Pork pie in low tier
>Kippers in crap tier

OP's a fag

>>12856751
Burgerfag here who always wanted to try a Scotch Egg and was surprised to see it so low on the list
Is it even worth it?

>>12860591
If you like egg and you like sausage then you’ll like a scotch egg.

>>12860563
They're one of the best fish products, smoke makes everything taste better.

>>12856018
>literally no veg in sight aside from sunday roast

>>12856018
American here. I honestly think all of the things on this chart are fine if not really good. I feel like while British may be "bland" compared to most other cuisines it still can be pretty tasty especially with a good British ale.

Not in my top 5 or maybe top 10 cuisines but I honestly think hating it has just become a meme at this point.

>>12860627
Ploughman's lunch, cauliflower cheese, bubble and squeak, cornish pasty, liver and onions.

>>12858871
Wait a minute, this is what "faggots" actually are? I had always wondered what they were but never bothered to look it up.

I kind of want to try some now.

>>12860636
bubble and squeak is delicious

>>12860625
>>12860591
yep, it's literally just an egg wrapped in sausage wrapped in breadcrumbs.

>>12856018
you know, looking at this chart, you start to notice that the bongs don't really have "dishes" but rather "foods on the same plate", it'd be like putting burgers and fries on a plate and calling it "the americano", it's not a dish, it's literally just different foods put onto a plate

>>12856018
>black pudding not in GOD tier

Fucking disgraceful

>>12860657
mongoloid
a dish doesnt just have to be all the ingredients cooked into one thing

>>12860657
>a burger is not a dish
American education, everybody.

>>12860657
>beef wellington with steamed asparagus and dauphinoise potatoes wouldnt be a dish

>>12860563
They are delicious but I have an aversion to them due to a choking incident on the hair like bones that run throughout the fish.

These days I prefer some smoked mackerel or smoked haddock.

>>12856018
"Chicken Tikka Masala"
lol what?

Roast Dinner and Yorkshire Puddings being well above Beef Wellington, Bubble & Squeak and Welsh Rarebit is why the whole world is laughing at this shithole country
Its full to the brim with plebs

Beef Wellington is fantastic

>>12860839
it was invented in Britain, so was Butter chicken

>>12860854
wait seriously

>>12856724
all pakis innit?

>>12856018
>tfw will never get to have roast with spuds cooked by mum ever again

Fish and chips but only from Australia.

A nice piece of battered snapper and chips, salt, lemon and tartare sauce.

Literally salivating.

que puto asco. mexican food master race

>>12856686
Brits invented India.

>>12860867
the same way americans invented chinese fast food

>>12858769
Welsh food is just peasant food.

>>12860934
I never really thought about it before but the whole reason call centres are in india is because of the brits colonizing the damn place and trying to force them to learn english for 300+ years

the british invented indian telemarketers

>>12856714
the source is crap. mot of the people answering there are americans, who only paid for cheap street food and meme hotel trash.

>>12860627
the side is rarely tied to a particular dish.

>>12856018
where kebab

Which tier is stargazy pie?

>>12856018
Ploughman's lunch isn't a real thing you dumb tidepod zoomers. A chain restaurant made it up and people just kinda said "ok this is fine"

>>12861118
and english "food" isn't a real thing either, whatcha going to do about it, nigel?

>>12856018
>Would you like the brown, brown, brown, or dark brown guv'nah?

>>12861113
Eldritch Horror Tier

>>12856019
That's a bullseye.

>>12861135
>The festival is held in celebration and memorial of the efforts of legendary Mousehole resident Tom Bawcock to lift a famine from the village by going out to fish in a severe storm. During this festival Stargazy pie (a mixed fish, egg and potato pie with protruding fish heads) is eaten and depending on the year of celebration a lantern procession takes place.
but wait theres a song
>A merry plaas you may believe
woz Mowsel pon Tom Bawcock's Eve.
To be theer then oo wudn wesh
To sup o sibm soorts o fesh!
the british were a mistake

>>12861130
Lip up, fatty.
:)

Literally the Chloe Moretz of cuisines

toast sandwich is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>12861360
so is the baked bean sandwich

Thank god my family crossed a fucking ocean to get away from that shit. Well, Grandpa went back but only to show you idiots how to make a proper bomb. Birmingham owes a debt.

>>12856018
Never understood why britbongs talk shit on the rest of the world's cuisine, meanwhile they eat:
>literal bacon sandwich
>fried fish and fried potatoes
>bread filled with meat
>sheep stomach

no wonder the brits conquered the world just for spices

>>12861384
Shame you ended up with far worse food

>>12861415
They don't though, brit food is legendarily shit, even brits go for indian food instead

>>12856018
Black pudding and faggots are tasty as fuck.
Steak and kidney pie is crap tier.

>>12856018
>bacon sandwich
>literally just bacon between 2 slices of bread
>bread isnt even toasted
>brits think this is god tier food

>>12856018
'ate souf
'ate uddin'
'ate iver an unins
luv mah bangers an mash
luv fish n chips
luv mah norf

>>12856018
>Faggots
Excuse me?

>>12856736
Haggis is pretty God-tier

t. Ulster-Scott who loves scottish things

>>12860568
shot bait

>>12862025
simple as

>>12862025
t.

>>12862463

It's a type of meatball with gravy. They call 'em faggots.

>>12856018
Scotch egg low tier? Kys faggot

>>12860931
Except nachos are Tex Mex

>>12862526
Looks like a character from "The Jerry Springer Show."

>>12856018
Haggis and black pudding are god tier faggot. The spices are done extremely well and the flavor is great.

>>12856018
I like black pudding.

>>12862722
>>>12856018 (OP)
>Scotch egg low tier? Kys faggot
This. It's one of my favorite things and not easy to make well. It shows off the skills.

>>12856018
>no cheese and pickle sandwich
Your childhood must have been appalling.

>>12856018
>Not liking liver and onions.

>>12861345

I've always thought she was quite cute. What the fuck is up with me

>>12861034
I visited and had lots of street food and I'd put meat pies at the top I really loved those

>>12856822
where are the rock cakes

>>12858783
I cut all of my food on saran wrap I wouldn't trust a cutting board

Yeah, bong cuisine is pretty bad but 90% of the "people" here are americans that have no right to criticize it when their food is just as shit with bigger portions

>>12861360
>the culinary equivalent of a rothko painting
>it questions the essence of sandwich and language both!

Burger here who wants to try black pudding. What are my options for getting some good shit? I live in california

Why is British food beige

>>12864531
its probably illegal in california
check out some brit pubs and see if they've got a full breakfast

>>12860939
>the same way americans invented chinese fast food
nowhere near equatable

>>12864531
If you live in one of the two big cities I'm sure there is a butcher or charcuterie shop that will have it

>>12865341
cope

>>12856018
Why does British food look so comfy and nostalgic. I'm not even British, have never been there, and to be honest most of the food on there doesn't even look "good", but still comfy.

>>12865380
It's mostly to do with our climate.
Winters are cold, rainy and miserable. very often the summers are too.

Hardly the place for sitting outside grilling fish and sipping a glass of bubbly.

>>12860982
Yeah brits invented technological progress.

>>12865406
>telemarketers
>technological progress
One more strong reason to support being a luddite.

>>12861360
Yeah it's a fucking old ass 19th Century recipe that only came back in 2011, and it's a recipe you give to fucking invalids.
I hate this meme that this recipe was something that was/is commonplace in England.

>>12856019
I have only ever heard it called sunshine bread.

>>12858638
>this level of fearmongering

>>12856019
It's called Grandma eggs because my grandma used to make it all the time when I was a little.

>>12865380
As the other anon said >>12865388 it's largely a climate thing. British food is roughly comparable to germanic and central european cuisines : lots of hearty stews - satisfying meals, but rarely what could be considered true "cuisine". It isn't food as art, it's food as a warm comfortable seat on the sofa.

Honestly though, for all the ridiculous amounts of shit it gets, especially on here, british food is really comfy. There's so much that's really damn good. Rhubarb crumble with custard is god tier. Really nice roast potatoes and yorkshire puddings are absolutely stunning, and some nice roast beef with horseradish and gravy is wholesome as fuck. Cauliflower cheese is always underrated too, especially done really nicely. And best of all, most all of british cuisine is easy to cook for yourself. Outside of faggots, black pudding, and yorkshire puddings, it's all very simple to make. The first two you kinda need to just buy, the latter you can learn but its a real bitch to do.

bonus round : elderflower cordial, scotch eggs, stilton on crackers, and nibbling a piece of really sharp cheddar.

damn I love british food

>>12866238
mine too, anon.

>>12866574
>yorkshire puddings
>not simple to make

m8, wot?

>>12856822
Weedgies in shite tier as usual lol

>>12867206
They're honestly surprisingly hard to make. There's a real knack to it, and especially to begin with they're easy to fuck up, especially by not having the fat/oil hot enough. Either put in a decent amount of time and practise attempts, or just buy premade yorkshires that are close to as good and vastly less effort. They're one of the foods where buying them premade isn't a completely dumb idea

>>12856018

beef wellington, pie and mash, pasties, and tikka masala is WAY underrated

>>12864428
Her proportions are not ideal, but she has an attractive face and is fit. The memes are funny, but she's cute enough at the moment with youth on her side. I have a feeling that she's going to age horribly though even if she maintains her body.

Bangers and mash seems kind of boring. No gravy. Do you dip the sausages into the mash?

>>12856018
That’s the nastiest scotch egg I’ve ever seen. I really hope people don’t overlook their scotch eggs like that on purpose.