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new steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDyzo58bg5E&ab_channel=Steve1989MREInfo

>> No.12854712

>>12854632
First for nice

>> No.12854718 [DELETED] 
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12854718

>>12854632
Fuck off faggot

>> No.12854847

>>12854632
what does steve do for a living besides the youtube? he seems decently built. has he actually done any armed service stuff?

>> No.12854882

>>12854847
Pretty sure he runs a roofing company. In Florida. No shortage of work there.

>> No.12854926

>>12854882
Lmao

>> No.12854970

>>12854847
Well he does have a poster of Okinawa in his room, and theres a Marine base there, so I always assumed he was i the Marines at one point.

>> No.12855161

>Goulash.
The only pile of shit that belongs in an MRE.

>> No.12855215

>>12854847
He's never been in the military. He's a roofer but he also works out

>> No.12855230

>>12855215
>that guy at the gym who reviews MRE's between sets

>> No.12855280

>>12855215
So he's fake.

>> No.12855289

>>12855280
Burn in hell, heretic.

>> No.12855297

>>12855289
>>12855280
>So he's fake.

Are we not calling them "posers" any more?

>> No.12855347
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12855347

>Oh yeah the lemonade
>Thats awful
I lost it for some reason

>> No.12855431

>>12854970
Every service except the Coast Guard has a presence in Okinawa. We've got like a quarter of the island to ourselves.

>> No.12856823

>>12854632
I just learned there are Murray's from other countries
Italy etc. Where's my Nippon mre

>> No.12856839

>>12855280
>>12855297
his dad served, he is open that he hasn't

>> No.12857183

>>12855280
What do you guys even mean by fake? He reviews foodstuffs and is obvious interested in military history and similar things. Nothing fake about it. He has not claimed to be an immortal that fought in WW1, WW2, in Vietnam and in gaugamela.

>> No.12857216

>>12855280
>fake
What the hell are you on about? The guy reviews MREs. He's never claimed to be anything.

>> No.12857230

>>12854632
>stolen valor
The backlash is gone be huge

>> No.12857700

>>12857216
You have to be a service member to eat MRE's

>> No.12857751

>>12857700
no you don't

>> No.12857859

>>12857700
Says who dumbass?

>> No.12857961

>>12857700
based retard

>> No.12858184

>>12857700
Hahahahahhaaaahaha

>> No.12858237

>>12854882
I thought he was a landscaper.

>> No.12858280
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12858280

>Patriotic sugar cookies

>> No.12858417
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12858417

>>12858280
I got your sugar cookies right here scooter boy!

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>>12855280

>> No.12858587

>>12854632
Am I the only one who wants to buy one of these just so I can try that packet of peanut butter?

>> No.12858978

>>12857230
Only true patriots should eat PATRIOTIC SUGAR COOKIES

>> No.12858984

>>12857751
>>12857859
>>12857961
>>12858184

Eating the energy of Our Troops is stealing Troop Valor.

It is a federal felony.

>> No.12859004

>>12854632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZoHuMwZwTk

This is honestly my favourite review ever. Just on how fucking insane it is compared to the modern shit.

>> No.12859006

>>12858984
I wasn't aware there was such thing as a non federal felony.

>> No.12859011

>>12859006
state felonies exist, surely.

Like, New York can convict you of felony rape

>> No.12859012

>>12858984
retard the government themselves giv mre's to more than just service members. Example: when hurricane Katrina hit they shipped them out to relief workers.

>> No.12859033

>>12859004
stoned as fuck

>> No.12859502

>>12858587
no

>> No.12859575

>>12858587
I've bought a few just for the peanut butter and weird bread lol. The pb is really salty and thick, but pretty decent. Bread is weird but somehow enjoyable

>> No.12859673

>>12859575
The peanut butter packet on the one here listed hydrogenated fat which would make it standard jif like peanut butter but the earlier ones I seen where he kneads the packet always has looked like all natural (one ingredient) peanut butter so i am left wondering what would I get if I buy one. Amazon UK has them for about 15 euros a pack, would be worth it for the novelty factor plus my brother is enamored of Steve’s vídeos as well it would be a cool experience. No other item other than the peanut butter looks interesting to me

>> No.12859702

>>12859673
I had some back in 08 that had the kind you kneed. Idk when they switched, but if you can find some from then they should be fine.

>> No.12859713

>>12858984
You do understand that MREs are used by vocations other than the military?

I know this is bait but MREs these days are used alot by civilians especially those who are into the outdoors

>> No.12859763

>>12858184
>>12857961
>>12857859
>>12857751
how do retards like this still fall for bait

>> No.12859776

>>12859763
theres a newfag born everyday fren

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12860008

Is steve a slav? he was reading the serb/croat language.

>> No.12860023

>>12859011
It's complicated, but he is right. There are only federal felonies.

>> No.12860040

>>12854882
Roofing is a tough fucking business, I can see why it looks like he lifts.

>> No.12860045

>>12860008
He runs things through a translator or other internet means.

>> No.12860053

Why does he keep saying "right off the bat"? What does that mean? Is it because bats pick the freshest fruit from the trees and he says that for the first one he grabs from the bag?

>> No.12860062

>>12860053
stop being you

>> No.12860101

>>12854882
>In Florida
I hope he survives.

>> No.12860214

>>12857700
shut up boot

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12860792

>>12860101
It's not like he doesn't keep an easily accessible ready-to-eat meal supply around.

>> No.12860870

>>12860101
He's too far inland

>> No.12861401

>>12854632
Well who wants to be eating "asian style" when you're busy fighting chinks?

>> No.12861419

>>12860008
people from all over send him shit, probably include translations for him

>> No.12861757

>>12855280
i'll find out where you live and burn your goddamn house down you fucking piece of shit.

>> No.12863379

>>12854632
alright cool.... cya

>> No.12863625

Are the Chinese MREs the only ones he's actually gotten sick from?

>> No.12863632

>>12860101

Hurricanes dramatically weaken in strength once they hit mainland, only coasters or islanders should be worried.

>> No.12863713

Anyone else buy surplus MREs because of Steve? They're pretty fun and reasonably cheap, can get a case of 12 for like $60.

>> No.12864478

>>12861401
No one cares where the food originated from cunt just how good it tastes

>> No.12864503

>>12858587
i just bought a 4 pack off amazon

>> No.12864604

>>12860008
>>12861419
the google translate app translates in real time

>> No.12864615

does he ever review canned water?

>> No.12864664

I just spent all day watching his videos. Nice.

>> No.12865314

>>12863625
Almost died cuz of an in-date Ukrainian ration

>> No.12865344

>>12864664
Missed your chance to say "Mkay, nice"

>> No.12865789

>>12860792
Yeah if Steve starves in a disaster then everyone else is long dead.