/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I ignore them

>hello mister would you like to buy some cunny?
What do?

One box of Tagalongs and one chocolate mint, please. I like to put the mint ones in the freezer for snacking.

>>12853092
Invite them down into my basement & tie them up. The one at a time, rape the shit out of those boxes of cookies. God damn.

>>12853099

>>12853092

Stand my ground.

>>12853092
Call the cops on them for street vending without a permit.

>>12853092
Ask if they have any cake.

>>12853271
Based and shadpilled

>>12853122
Based

>>12853092
TOGTFO

>>12853271
i dont get it

For me, it's the tall one on the left

>>12853092
>rape

>>12853092
no.

>>12853092
IM GOING TO SAY IT

>>12853092

>pedophiles try to justify their harm by saying if she has her period it's normal to find her attractive
>peak fertility is age 20-25 so that means those ages should be most attractive if you use that argument

>See girlscouts parked out in front of store
>Ignore them and go inside
>Fill cart with mint cookies
>Still cheaper than buying a single box from those vultures
>Open up a box and eat them as I walk past

>>12853092
Mumble and avoid eye contact.

You perverts need to move to California. "Youth attraction" aka pedophilia is being normalized here. Who knows, eventually, you'll be able to fuck kids legally here.

>>12853510
"There is nothing inherently wrong or evil with pedophilia. It is a sexual preference, a condition that we are born with."

>>12853510

US PEDOPHILES ARE VICTIMS!!!

YOU ARE THE MONSTERS!!!!!

NUM NUM NUM NUM

>>12853092
FBI get off my board

>>12853529
I understand that people can't always control the fetishes they have, but if you try to make it acceptable to fuck kids you're just scum. If you know you're fucked up and only fap to fictional stuff then I suppose you deserve a little sympathy.

>>12853522
>by (((Jay Greenberg)))

Every single time

>>12853429
the one on the middle is pretty cute

>>12853092
Do they sell fresh baked products made by them or processed shit made inside a factory?

>>12853092
"let me get 3 boxes of thin mints and a free sample of the sweetest c*nny you have on hand."

>>12853529
damn, so Epstein was really on the right side of history.

>>12853122
Based but a bit cringe due to that hand

>>12853504
Cursed image

>>12853504
Disgusting degenerate

>>12853092
Go back to /tv/

>>12853510
seething

Goddamn, i love little girls

>>12853734
>can't come up with an argument
>s-seething...

>>can't come up with an argument
>>s-seething...

>>12853764
>>>can't come up with an argument
>>>s-seething...
>c-crying soyjack...

>>c-crying soyjack...

>>12853782
>>>c-crying soyjack...2

>>12853092
>>>/tv/prison

>>12853795
>>>>c-crying soyjack...2

>>12853092
All of your mints and samoas please...you too...

>ill have 2 boxes of Samoas and 2 boxes of Tagalongs, please
>while paying for them, I tell them a story of how I broke up with my girlfriend

So I get a call from my girlfriend yesterday as Im leaving work and shes throwing all my stuff out on the lawn and saying how horrible I am and she never wants to see me again. I get home and try to calm her down and ask her whats wrong. She said "the neighbors said youre a pedophile!" and I said "baby, youre only 9 years old. Do you even know what that means?"

>wait for them to laugh for a few seconds then leave while they just stare at me.

>>12853572
they make it themselves, then package it inside those cardboard boxes.

>>12853798
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>>12853092
did you just call me mister

>>12853522
>>12853529
>>12853541

That's just disgusting. Do American liberals really think that pedophilia should be acceptable?

>>12853420
Anon is shadpilled

Just a friendly reminder for anyone expressing cunny lust, stop when its still just jokes unless you like the idea of being shamed publicly before being used as an outlet for a prisoners aggression

>>12853092

>>12853092
How much for the 2nd from the left?

>>12853950
>Do American liberals really think that pedophilia should be acceptable?
a small percentage probably do. just like it's only a small percentage of conservatives who probably feel the same way. you really shouldn't make dealing with pedophilia a political issue because it happens on both sides and it'll only cause you to potentially ignore the ones on "your" side.

>>12853718
I know, right? A condom? Really? Why would you use that?

>>12853092
>come in to argue about girl scout cookies
>it's just pedophiles
I don't know what I expected.

>this whole thread

>>12853972
The fun part is guessing how many are actual pedos, and how many simply have filthy senses of humor. I'd say 10% pedo.

>>12853988
>haha I'm gonna pretend like I'm a pedophile, g-get it?
>its funny cause im not but you think I am, jokes on you!

>>12853988
>thinks it's not 100%
hue

>>12854008
>t. female that understand male humor.

buy cookies

>>12854028
>t. Been on more FbI watch lists than dates

>>12854138
hm. I never thought about it that way, but it's true. Not for pedo stuff, though.

>>12853092
Using cute kids to exploit money out of people for cookies when there is a obesity epidemic ? Close line those kids then steal the cookies

>>12853092
*sniff*
ough, cunny
*SNIIIIIIIFFFF*
OUUUGGH, CUNNY
*unzips pants*
*wraps panties around my cock and start pumping*
OUGH OUGH OUGH
SMELL CUNNY, SMELL CUNNY
I'M CUMMIIIIIIIIIIN IYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*blows a load through bear's face*

*wipes dick on your thread and leaves*

>>12854154
are you a "domestic terrorist"?

>>12853390
Retarded

Reminder

Non amerishart here. Are the cookies any good? Are they all made by the same company?

>>12854225
Humans are animals with animal instincts. Only sheltered retards are shocked by studies like this.

Since when is /ck/ cunnypilled?

>>12854210

>>12853420
POUNDcake

>>12854225
>offering to join the "find out whether this guy's dick will twitch to pictures of little girls" study
Why would anyone do this?

maybe a box of mint cookies and a few boxes of those ones that are like reese's cups but they're crunchy

>>12854311
They get to look at naked lolis without any consequences

>>12853420

>>12854256
An instinct to damage children leads to extinction.

>>12853092
ARE THEY FUCKING VEGAN YOU FUCKING CUNTS???

>>12853092
Turn 360 degrees and but mint thins
Dems the shit

>>12854388
cyclops no liek cookie

>>12854028
>T.show tits or gtfo

rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH

>>12854525
You got that right.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

>>12854608

>this thread stays up
>thread about women working as chefs gets deleted after 15 minutes
>my shitpost thread about poop stayed up longer than the latter
It's clear where the jannies' priorities lie.

>>12853092
buy a cookie

>>12854344
wouldn't that skew the results? if you put out an ad telling people about a study where they have to look at naked children what sort of person do you think it attracts?

>>12854685
Yeah true. I'd like to know the background of this study as well.

>>12854685
I'm sure they were not stupid enough to take that into consideration and advertised it in some roundabout way.

>>12854311
That would make it not even a blind study and totally bunk.

>>12854777
Roaties btfo!

>>12853798
Lol

>>12854777
>[Deleted]
They hated him because he told the truth.

>>12854624
it's annoying but don't blame custodians. remember what site we're on

>>12854225
>show men pedo pics
>they react
fucking shocking

>>12854225
what if they read a reaction just because the men were stressed, thinking "oh god i hope i don't show signs of reacting to this"

>>12853092
Tell them that your fat ass is on a fucken diet or else you'll die of lard ass disease.

>>12855009
they're clearly referring to sexual reaction

>>12854685
The sort of person who isn't afraid of being outed as a pedo.

>>12853092
The one on the right looks like she wouldn’t say a thing.

>>12855080
This reminded me of that time I had to undergo a testicular scan at the hospital.
In the 15 minutes before the exam I was worried about getting an erection during the visit and then this though made my dick hard in the waiting room so I started panicking but the dick wouldn’t go flaccid.

Then I got called and the doctor (female) made me lie on the medical bed face up without pants and told me to hold my penis in my hand so it wouldn’t dangle on the ultrasound machine.

I didn’t had an erection because of the stress.

Months later when I had to undergo surgery to my left testicle a young nurse took me to this small room where she locked the door and started shaving my pubes and ballsack, this time she was the one holding my dick in her hand.

Even this time I didn’t had an erection and probably she thought I was gay.

I always buy those coconut ones and then give away the boxes to the horrid fat women at my job.

Of course the final test will be the prostate exam, because it appears that it’s not THAT uncommon to get a huge erection after the doctor (male) sticks his finger and moves it up your butthole.

>“Don’t worry, it’s a natural reaction”

He will say while sarcastically smiling as you’re dying inside.

>>12853092
I.. uhh... oh jeez.
one box of Tagalong... with me plz

>>12853092
They're cute, the cookies are good, might as well buy some, I'd end up spending the money on beer anyways

>>12855149
>Months later when I had to undergo surgery to my left testicle a young nurse took me to this small room where she locked the door and started shaving my pubes and ballsack, this time she was the one holding my dick in her hand.
This sounds like the start of a doujin and you just had to fuck it all up by being an impotent loser not worthy of his dick.

>>12853092
Buy some cookies, tell them to have a good day, then fuck OP in the ass some more for posting a cringe thread.

>>12853092
No thanks, I can get these same cookies for cheaper at the store year round *then I proceed to dab on them*

>>12854246
I like them, but they are factory produced, I believe.

>>12855274
OH HE FINNA DO IT

>>12855274
It's nice of you to boost their morale, when soon after they realize an adult used a retarded meme in public to try and insult little girls, 20 years later and they'll randomly crack up at the memory.

>>12853092
Buy cookies you dumb ass!

>>12855149
thanks anon very cool!

>>12853092
2 1 4 3

>>12853092
buy a couple boxes of the shortbreads if they have them

They always glance at me and just turn their heads away. I suppose I'm not bothered by it, as I'm not the kind of person who looks like they would buy girl scout cookies, and would say no thank you anyway. It's just strange because even when I was a kid walking with my parents, they would never try and shill their cookies when I was there. I seriously think I look scary or something, and I'm not some lardass either. I don't know when it started, but children always just give me this uneasy look when when we meet eyes and seem to want nothing to do with me. Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>12855550
They're overpowered by lust. A female's first instinct when trying to attract a male partner is to be coy. It is a male's biological duty to break through that coyness and prove his worth.

>>12855550
Based

>>12854225
>As low as 2
I wonder who that dude was.

>this entire thread
Pedophiles should be hunted for sport.

>>12853092
friendly reminder that women peak at 12 and it's downhill from there
squeal all you want, you KNOW this to be true.

>>12855550
They sense your power

>>12855554
Eh I'm 25 so I'll pass, but thanks for the compliment.
>>12855558
Tbh, like most people on a deep level I yearn for human interaction and acknowledgement, even just a smile from them would be nice. But I have accepted my fate knowing there is not much I can do, and am not too upset by it.

>>12855575
Cringe.

>>12855575
This, but for normies.

>>12855575
this but for /pol/ tourists

Is this an American thing? I dont recall any girlscouts selling cookies in Canada

>>12853092
Samoas and the peanut butter ones.

>>12853707
Maybe it's someone else's hand, bro

>>12853092
GODDAMN I'LL RAVAGE THOSE

cookies

I just applied to be a janitor. I can't wait to ban every single one of you pedo retards.

>>12856060
Jannies can't ban. They can only prioritise ban requests for the mods' attention.

>>12856238
This.
Jannies can only report posts. Basically the same as non-jannies, but more pathetic because they signed up for it.

>>12856246
That is the only power that jannies have?

>>12856297
They can delete posts, but their deletions are reviewed and if they are deemed to have overstepped their authority their status is revoked.

I don't want to fuck a girl scout.
I want to fuck one of their mothers while they wear the uniform.

>>12853092
They dont talk to me since Im not white

I have to initiate, and when I walk towards them their chaperone mom is already reaching for her six shooter.

Such is life in california.

>>12856334
Try wearing pants

>>12853092
I'm not American, but if this happened to me I would scream my head off about them presuming my gender. They would have actually presumed correctly, but I disagree with transgender logic and welcome any opportunity to make a child wonder whether trannies are insane.

>>12853092
loud audible "No" while shaking your head, without looking at them and keep walking, fuck that overpriced bullshit

I now want to eat some brownies.

>>12853092
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fukcc again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

>>12856525
wrong post dude

>>12856528
I get so sick of incompetent women OP. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>12855575
this but for redditrapefugees

>>12854388
>despacito 2

hahahaha LE XD :^) UPVOTED AND GOLDED MY SCHOLARLY FRIEND

>>12853962
no, the only pedophile apologists are closet pedophiles. but american right wingers like to paint anything on the left of george bush as some sick fucking degenerate who wants civilization to crumble, even though they're the same fucking libertarians/ancaps who are trying to create a society where you can sell your 5 year old into slavery so you have more time to do heroin legally

>>12854624
>tfw was reading that thread about women in the industry, started typing an answer based on my 15 years in the business and saw it got pruned
Indeed it is clear, and Marco was right.

>>12853092
Shoot them for violating the NAP.

>>12856060
Janitors can't ban anyone, tourist. The only thing you'll be able to do is cry to the mods to come delete a post you don't like.

>>12853092
Give me all your peanut butter patties whore

>>12853092
Where are their parents?

>>12856674
At the swingers club

>>12853104
(You)

>>12853092
Run them over with my car then steal all the cookies

depends
but I usually get some Tagalongs and a box of those mint things

>>12856529
stale pasta

>>12853092
Y-yes, I love some cute and funny cookies!

>>12856060
4chan is a pedophile website.

>>12853092
>dry supermarket cookies sold at a premium because lol girl power
No, thank you.

>>12853092
I couldn't buy one without getting a massive erection

>>12856334
Are you black anon?

>>12853092
>Punch leftmost in the face
>knee next girl in the stomach
>throw haymaker at third girl
>leg sweep fourth
>kick them all repeatedly in the face while screaming "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!" at the top of my lungs
>piss on all of them (as a power play, not a sexual thing)
>grab as many boxes of cookies I can hold and flee to my car

Reminder that """pedophilia""" is 100% natural and fucking bullshit AoC laws were thought up by jealous leftist roasties pissed off that men biologically prefer younger females when choosing a mate

>>12856334
>California
>anyone having a gun, especially a soccer mom
Nice try fag

ugh. i hate encountering these kids. when you tell them "no thanks" it can really crush them. but when you're young like that, simple things like someone saying "yes" and having that little victory can really make your day so awesome. i remember what that feeling was like, and now as an adult it pains me to think i will never cherish simple things in life so dearly again.

>>12859452
You just have to put a positive spin on your declination of their service. Say something like "you're doing a great job, but fuck off."

>>12859452
Remember that these children will grow up to be snobbish whores who think they're better than everyone else just because they were a girlscout when they were 10. Beat them in the fucking skull before you leave. They don't deserve sympathy. They're not even really human at that age anyways.

>>12859388
>as a power play, not a sexual thing
Come on now this is the internet you don't have to lie

>>12859478
based but bluepilled

>>12853092
I don't understand all the pedo comments in this thread, when I look at that pic it makes me sad i'll never have a white daughter to go hunting/fishing with because i'm surrounded by fat beaner women because i didn't grow up in the midwest.

>>12859537
You don't deserve a child you piece of shit white supremacist.

>>12859548
whatever weber

>>12853092
GIVE ME THE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AHHHHHHHHH

>>12853092
"Girl scout cookies? Are they made with real girl scouts?"

Sometimes they give me disgusted looks and say something along the lines of, "What do you mean?". Sometimes they laugh. If they laugh, I buy a couple boxes of thin mints.

>>12853099
I think to myself, what would the late billionaire philantropist Jeffery Epstein do?

>>12853529
STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

>>12859478
Women aren't human at any age they are property

>>12853950
There is a big difference between having a desire and sating it.