/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat it

Cook it

>>12856697
Happened to me once as a kid. It will heal normally but the scar will be ugly like your finger had one eye. I used to play with my toys against my fingers and the one eyed one was the leader.

>>12856697
About a week.
You don't need to keep it bandaged all the time and if the bandage gets wet you'll want to either take it off or change it.
It's hardly an issue this time of year, but you'll want to avoid getting cold hands too. It inhibits circulation.

>>12856697
Just put some superglue (loctite) on it.
Instant cure.

>>12856697
>super glued it

>>12856842
Look it up

>>12856697
You should have cooked it

It really amazes me people have such shitty knife skills/ coordination that they actually cut themselves. Like wtf how does this happen? Do you cook on fucking heroin?

>>12857362
i'm guessing it was a mandolin

I sliced off part of a fingertip a few weeks ago. Didn't use glue, just gauze and bandaids. Took about a week to heal to a point where I could properly use that finger again.

not too long, but, Hey OP, get better knife/mandolin skills bruh, we all care about you, you should care more about yourself.

>>12856711
wut

>>12857362
>I'm so much better than all these people, hurr durr
Shut the fuck up

>>12856711
>I used to play with my toys against my fingers and the one eyed one was the leader.

ahahahahaha thanks for making me laugh mate

>>12856697
Aloe vera will help facilitate regeneration.

do americans really super glue their wounds just to avoid going to the ER because they can't pay for it?

>>12856711
kek

>>12859293

They use superglue in the military for wounds It works to seal wounds quite well. It's not a hobo cure. Slice off wounds, it doesn't work for. That's disinfectant/saline and sulfate mesh and generic bandage. the mesh keeps it wet so it doesn't freeze to the bandage.

>>12859293
>going to the ER for a boo-boo such as this
lmao grow a pair

>>12859293
>going to the ER for a paper cut
you are like a little baby

>>12859293
In the ER, they use super glue then charge you out the ass for it so you may as well do it yourself.

>>12859356
You have to remember to keep a stash of fresh, unopened tubes of superglue for first aid though. Opened tubes just don't keep very well. Once the seal is broken air gets in and starts to cure the entire tube. I believe that the medical grade stuff is essentially the same shit, but they store it in the refrigerator to prolong shelf life.

>>12859779
This is the idiot tax for going to an ER for a non-emergency minor wound.

>>12856697
>here is your meal bro

>>12859755
Wow, I never thought of it that way.

Who would have thought that seeing a medical professional for medical problems is an attack on your own masculinity?

>>12857422
>>12856697
I took a chunk out of my knuckle with a mandoline at work just last week and it's already healed.
The motherfucker cut a piece of my pinkie off through a glove and the glove didn't rip or tear at all. It hurt but I didn't realize the extent of the damage until I finished prep and took my glove off and it was filled with blood.

>>12856697
Happened to me once when I was in my teens. I thought it would heal easily. Didn't work! Had to go to the hospital 2 days later to have it disinfected and had to wear a bandage for two weeks. The nerves in the tip of the finger pretty much have been mostly dead since then.

>>12860401
would never eat at such a degenerte place

This reminds me, I haven't cut myself in a while, and I use my chef knife a lot. It's very dull as well. Duller = safer.

>>12859293
judging by the replies, yes, they really be like that

>>12856711
Did you give your finger a Russian accent?

>>12857807

I don't care about him at all.

>>12858054
>>12859263
>>12859309
>>12860645

>>12857394
>mandolin
Kek
Retard

>>12856711
This lil nigga finna based

>>12859293
>going to the ER
>not fixing yourself

>>12860356
Even for broken bones, unless it's a femur I'm not going to the ER. Like damn nigga just fix it with duct tape