/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Wojak thread
Kill yourself, I'm hiding this shit.

>>12845879

I rarely post on 4chan these days so i'm not familiar with the current trending me-me faces

Get yourself a cheap petite sirloin. Heat up a thick slice of butter onto a frying pan until melted. Salt and pepper each side of your steak. Cook for 6-7 minutes on each side. Let rest for 5 minutes before cutting into it. Meat should be medium rare. It is the only acceptable way to eat a steak. You get the blood, the juices and the crispy buttery outside in one bite. Serve with mashed potatoes and MORE salt pepper and butter. If anybody tells you that you're using too much butter, punch them in the throat.

This is a meal for real men. Meat and taters. Thump your chest with pride at the hard work your ancestors put in to give you such evolutionary superiority.

>>12845872
Just eat meat dude, vegetarianism is for fags.

That's why you need a man who was calling to be the only person I am ever seen. Whenever I want to go back and get to the store and blacked up my ass. Son of a bitch I done it before and I don't know what to do with it hahaha I don't think it's the only thing that makes you offended me and I don't know what to say about your alcoholism but you don't know how much you can get it. For example the two is the only thing that's really good for the kids and your laptop doesn't accept my job as much as possible. I think it's the only one i took the kids are in a relationship and not even that long.

>>12845952

What's happening in this post here?

>>12846003
Wtf is going to happen when britni is going down and see if you have any questions. What do people call an asshole jackass in the same thing about me. Whoa, what about a bunk room with Danny and I? If you don't have to be with me you wouldn't be able to get a good one. Because I know that he has the best time and a half ago when he was a kid, eventually he had to be in a position where his team would have to go through the same thing.

>>12845872
You are a weak-willed piece of shit. Betraying your morals because you're too lazy to make something decent.

>>12846019
>That's why you need a man who was calling

I'm not vegetarian out of any moral objection to animal consumption mate

>>12845952
Jesus christ, NOTHING about this post makes any sense. It's like a chimpanzee was giving a typewriter and promised bananas if they banged their knuckles on the keyboard. Surely this is some form of epilepsy?

>>12846029
What.

>>12846048
Maybe you should be a bit more comfortable cooking with your car. Chimps have been able and grown. You wouldn't be able if they are alive but you can see it on a nice day. Bruh, you know what? I think it's the best way looool could be a little longer than that.

>>12846048
Stroke, not epilepsy. And a chimp wouldn't be typing incoherent babble words. It would be random letters.

>>12845872
this is legit the only reason i eat meat, often times its not more expensive than a nice veg meal, and takes way less time to cook. if being a vegetarian were easier than not being one, I def wouldn't eat meat anymore.

>>12845872
Get yourself a big chuck roast and make a pot roast with red (or whatever is available and cheap) potatoes, carrots, onions and celery! The meat should first be generously seasoned with salt and pepper and then seared on both sides until a nice crust forms.

Then you'll want to slow cook it at 300F in a covered Dutch oven for 2.5-4 hours depending on the size of the meat and how thick you sliced the vegetables.

If you don't have a Dutch oven, a slow cooker is an acceptable substitute.

I guarantee that you will feel invigorated after eating a big bowl of homemade pot roast with some crusty bread and maybe some egg noodles or mashed potatoes? So good

>>12846048
It's word salad, Anon is a schizo.

>>12846048
It's likely a fucked up bot that's in early development.

>>12845912
>adding butter in the beginning, not in the ending for basting

Enjoy your bitter piece of shit.

>>12846321
Not cool. The other night we went through a lot and we had a great time. Puppies are sleeping with sirens. Look I don't want you can i call a raise with the girl. Feels alright but I'm not a fan of the world as it is but I've never been to a flush.

>>12845872
get into indian food man

>>12846321
or someone just using word prediction on their phone

>>12846384
Smart man. Ding ding ding.

>>12845872
have you had your b12 levels tested? not trolling at all bc I fucked myself up in this way

>>12845872
Try just adding fish to your diet first. Maybe fermented foods too. That way, you'll allow your body to adapt slowly and safely.

>>12845872
shallow life if "vegetarian" is so deeply entrenched in your "identity"
eat what you want, people are so out-of-tune with their bodies.

>>12845872
Eat meat occasionally, as your ancestors would have. Honor your ancestors by not being a faggot vegetarian.

>>12846019
>oh no you HAVE TO EAT VEEGIES OR EAT MEAT ALL THE TIME!

who cares about labels or "rules" dude. If the guy feels happier being vegetarian 29 days of the month then so be it.

even bodybuilders have cheat days/meals where they just eat whatever they want