/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12808291
>Houston
dropped

Theres already a King of Beers and his name is Budweiser

>>12808328
What's the problem

>>12808332
>Budweiser
But why sir

>>12808291
The elyssa ipa is substantially better, actually has good citrus notes instead of just bitter and hoppy
their root beer is also good

>>12808344
Root beer seems too sugary to me

>>12808335
Polluted and nasty

>>12808347
Where do you live

>>12808347
>Polluted and nasty
welcome to earth brah, enjoy your stay!!

>>12808328
>I only drink beers from places that I would personally live

of all the hills to die on

>>12808354
Maine

>>12808361
Main these nuts

>>12808362
Guess it’s true that Texas is nothing but steers and queers

>>12808368
Come down here and say that to my face.

>>12808374
You’re gay, guy

>>12808387
Tough guy on the internet

>>12808335
>what's the problem
It was underwater like a month ago

>>12808399
You mean last year? it's fine now dude. There's a lot of cool bars, and very nice restaurants to visit. All is well

>>12808291
texasfag here :)
i've been to houston several times and always drove past their brewery, it's really cool!
i've only ever had their fancy lawnower kolsch which was meh and their amber ale which was actually pretty bad :/
i hate most of our state's craft beer :(

>>12808409
Have you ever tried their Art Car though? I mean, it's good I think. I probably don't have as good of a palet compared to you. Would you like to discuss this further elsewhere?

>>12808413
no i haven't tried it, if i ever get texan craft it's usually revolver's blood & honey or real ale's devil's backbone.
w-what do you mean discuss it elsewhere?

>>12808422
What if we.. discussed elsewhere. Haha just kidding, unless? https://discord.gg/UZae6h

>>12808431
um sorry i don't really do discord :/

>>12808438
You dont even have to make an account, I don't have one either. It's rare to meet someone from texas with similar interests, oh well

>>12808444
you could try meeting people from the texas thread on /soc/ :)
i'm practically an alcoholic so i've been trying to cut back on drinking anyway!

>>12808455
Yeah I sorta had a bit of a drinking problem also. Are you a girl?

the greatest IPA america has to offer
don't try to deny it

>>12808461
no i'm gay, literal texasfag :3

>>12808463
malt bomb

>>12808464
Ugh wtf?! I've been fooled again

>>12808471
what did I say about trying to deny it

>>12808478
sorry sweetie i never implied i was a girl, that's your own fault!

>>12808484
I'm just kidding around, idrc if you are gay or not. Have a good one.

>>12808463
Amen bro.

>>12808463
>blocks your path

>>12808463
That's not bell's hopslam

>>12808702
Probably tastes like my ass piss, you fag. It all tastes like shit.

>people actually enjoy IPAs

>>12808710
It gets me drunk quicker than light beer. I am not one of those fags that pretends beer tastes good.

>>12808715
if your objective is to get drunk, there is no reason to drink anything besides liquor or at least fortified wine

>>12808721
I literally cannot win with you faggots. What is the point then.

>>12808291
What's with the swedish o's? Ort cor ipo? Saying that makes me think about those ancient small face pictures.

>>12808729
They're not Å's, just A's written in a squiggly graffiti style, I think.

>>12808702
Still cannot believe this quality is available on grocery shelves here in Ohio.

>>12808710
tastelet

>>12808799
>Doesn’t enjoy beer tasting of soapy dishwater
>Tastelet