/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12808088
You own life-sized sex dolls, don't you?

>>12808088
commence upon copulation

>>12808088
Agreed. The work is much too dangerous for lone women and it puts then in contact with a lot of unsavory characters. A woman delivery driver was very badly raped a few years ago by a group of teenagers in my city. You lost me on that last rant tho

>>12808104
100%

>>12808088
>they should be at home. not going to strangers houses and putting themselves at risk.
That’s why all pizza delivery drivers keep a trusty redneck-wrecker in the passenger seat.

>>12808088
Women are terrible at everything except playing with children ebdlessly but they need jobs.
Would you rather they flew planes or operated on people?
What exactly do you expect these people to do?

I have never once given nearly this much thought to the completely irrelevant people delivering my pizza
You sound like a woman yourself, getting this worked up over absolutely nothing at all and being worried that a goddamn pizza delivery kid is judging your disgusting hovel

>>12808088
>putting themselves at risk
Stop thinking women are these helpless beings that can’t protect themselves. More importantly stop consuming excess amount of soy

>>12808134
At what age is it acceptable for a woman to deliver food for living?

>>12808118
>teenagers
You can just say blacks, anon, this isn't the Washington Post.

>>12808137
Whatever age she chooses to faggot. I’m not her dad and I live in a white neighborhood so she’ll be fine here. Where the fuck do you live that she has to fear for her life? Probably some goblina whore who was raped by her uncle at 2 anyway

>>12808137
At what age will you realize your impotent will is never going to be imposed on society when you get this emotionally invested in nonsense?

>>12808148
>blacks
You can say niggers, anon, this isn’t reddit

>>12808159
The fuck are you so angry about? I was simply asking at what age it's ok for women to deliver food. 16? 18? 21? I sure as fuck won't let my daughter be a delivery driver when she's 16.

>>12808129
>but they need jobs
Do they? Society didn't seem to come to a halt before the 50s when they stayed at home. Rather, it seems like things have gotten worse since then, with double the workforce of useless employees driving down wages, cementing wealth inequality and the rich's ability to make the average worker completely disposable through less bargaining power per person. It seems more and more everyday that letting women into the workforce was an experiment that failed catastrophically.

>>12808122
I'm sure that'll be really handy when Bubba pulls a sawed-off shotgun on you.

>>12808179
>t. Lives in some nigger filled shithole

>>12808179
That’s why you keep an avocado on hand. Simply toss it into the air and the mere sight of the Mexican fruit will send the rednecks into a blind panic and expend all their ammunition on the avocado. After that it’s a game of whack-a-skinhead.

>>12808088

did some female delivery driver refuse your "tip"???

>>12808174
>letting women into the workforce was an experiment that failed catastrophically.
I actually believe this

>>12808088
what I really like is that papa johns puts the drivers full names on the receipts too so you can stalk her properly

Holy fucking shit you are insecure, OP.

>>12808183
Huh?

I have never seen a female delivery driver. At best you'll get some 250 lb dyke delivering your Doordash mcchicken with a bite in it.

>>12808162
actually you cant, because mods on /ck/ are fucking losers and will ban you for hurting some darky's feelings

>>12808122
When I delivered I used to carry a shitty pocket knife on me at all times
Was lucky enough to never have to use it but it definitely deescalated a confrontation after some nigger tried to short me on his $16 delivery when he handed me $12 and I walked off

>>12808134
>women
>protecting themselves
Not everyone has a roid-raged beard touting dyke for a mom, anon

>>12808258
thats because only mentally ill trannys have the control problems driving them to become mods

>>12808088
You disgust me.

>>12808415
Feminiss is detect
Sorry you got offended ms roastie

>>12808088
Have s*x.

>>12808421
Thanks

>>12808200
>whack-a-skinhead
When I delivered pizza a few years ago, I dropped it off to a skinhead once. He was pretty nice, had a really nice house too. The $3 tip for the pizza was nothing to complain about

>>12808462
He could probably tell you're solid folk

>>12808088
Based and redpilled

>>12808462
Yeah, they're infatuated with trannies so that's why you got the tip.

>>12808088
Seriously, why do I get so much more luck whipping out my dick for the delivery guys than the girls?

I've never seen a female pizza delivery driver in my life. Every delivery driver I've ever seen is an Indian, middle eastern or Persian guy somewhere between the age of 25 and 60.
Same with the whole "cute girl working at a fast food joint" myth, never experienced it.

>>12808088
Incel

>>12808496
It was out in the backwoods of a small town, and I am white. I dropped the pizza off at his standalone garage, walking up to a door that was next to a Harley. I noticed the SS symbol just before he opened the door kek

>>12808548
Coincidentally, I was dating a tranny at the time.

>>12808570
Well, gosh, if seething with hatred at roastie scum makes me an incel, then I guess I'm an incel.

(In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.)

>>12808568
This

>>12808568
im in the midwest and it happens all the time. i stopped ordering from papa johns because they have two nigresses that always deliver. despite me being less that a mile down a street with no turns, my pizza has shown up twice with the topping all shifted to one side.
if youre wondering why i didnt pickup, i was drunk.

>>12808174
The start of Universal Basic Income.
They're so fucking useless!