/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12793881
>implying there's anything possibly difficult with following clearly laid out instructions

>>12793887
>implying I want a shit-ton of ingredients I'm never going to use on any other dish clogging up my cabinets

Where are you finding these recipes. I searched easy recipes and found tons of beginner level food.

>essay about the history of the family recipe and how the hubby enjoys it

So then don't make it and make something easier?

>>12793901
Price you pay for google searched recipes

>>12793888
This

>>12793901
>Implying she isn't fucking other guys on the side

>>12793888
Just use them. Most of my day to day cooking is random ingredients thrown together with little thought or care. Do that with stuff you want to use up.

Step one: boil pasta

>Sweats profusely

>1 medium can of diced tomatoes
Abort.

>measures in ounces
Stop.

>you "could" use non-organic
I will, and don't need your permission.

>>12793901
Fukken women, why do they do this?

>>12794315
What's wrong with canned tomatoes?

>>12794329
More about what the fuck a "medium" can is. 16oz? 20oz? 400ml? One-sixty-fourth of a washing machine?

>>12794315
Also, why do British people refuse to measure butter in sticks? I hate going to Google to translate some weird amount of grams of butter into freedom units, and discovering that it was just 2 sticks or something.
And their names for types of sugar. Fucking get it together. Muscovado? Just call it brown you faggot.

>>12793881
based cooklet admitting he cant cook, stick with grilled cheese

>>12793881
nice avatar usage!

>>12793881
I felt like this with pie and mash with parsley liquor

Turns out, im a retard that doesnt know basic cooking. But i got over it

>>12793881
Git gud faggot.

>>12794597
yeah so then you can tell me to learn to cook

>>12793881
>doesn't give an actualy example because he's a trolling cunt

>>12794908
>what is Cheese

>>12793887
I can give you clearly laid out instructions to have sex guess how that will turn out

>>12794327
I'm a grill and I find it annoying. I will gtfo now.

>>12794580
>implying cane sugar=muscovado
Not going to make it

>>12794986
Your mom will pick up smoking again.

>>12794580
>minimum amount of butter in US recipes is one stick

>>12794580
What size stick you stupid cunt? This is why we use precise measurements because weight doesn’t fucking change whereas a stick can be any size as long as it looks like a fucking stick.

Exactly the same with your fucktarded ‘cups’. How big is this cup exactly? Is there a universal ‘cup’ that all americans use?

Fuck off retard

>>12795263
We are not amused.

>>12795263
>Is there a universal ‘cup’ that all americans use?
Yes you massive moron

>>12795263
>Is there a universal ‘cup’ that all americans use?
Yes. Ultraprecise measurements don't even matter like 90% of the time unless you're baking though.

>>12795266
I find that unlikely.

>>12795273
It’s a standard measurement defined as 8 fl oz. what is so hard to believe about that? you’re retarded

>>12795263
>What size stick you stupid cunt? This is why we use precise measurements because weight doesn’t fucking change whereas a stick can be any size as long as it looks like a fucking stick.
A standard stick of butter is 4 ounces. Sorry whatever retarded country you live is too dumb to use standardized sizes of butter

>>12795283
Then just say 4 oz of butter so people in other countries can understand the recipe. Most countries have different sizes of butter sticks.

>>12795310
Haven't we made it obvious that we don't give a fuck about other countries?

>>12794327
it's not women, it's SEO

>>12795310
>we should care about third worlders

>>12793901
>Yelp review is actually just a short story about some girl going to dinner with a boyfriend or husband, with an itemized list of what she ordered and how “cute” the location or drinks may have been