/ck/ - Food & Cooking

feels bad, man

>>12779923
It would be extremely painful...

>>12779923
secks

I eat that shit all the time. Whitey cant handle spice, eh?

>>12780023
Post cock or gtfo

>>12779923
>At hot sauce convention
>Trying lots of sauces
>Final table
>Grab a chip and pour some sauce on there
>Eat it and immediately realize I've made a huge mistake
>Mouth burning, eyes tearing up. This is unlike any of the other sauces I've tried that that
>Stomach immediately in immense pain
>Salivating, I assume I'm going to throw up
>Look at stand again
>PuckerButt Pepper Company
>Fucking Ed Currie himself, the man who bred the Carolina Reaper, standing in the booth laughing at my pain
>Unbenounced to me I did not eat a hot sauce, I ate Ed Currie's Carolina Reaper extract
I thought I was going to die. It was awful and hurt so much. And this was nowhere near pure.
I cannot imagine what eating pure capsaicin would be like.

>>12779923

I eat up to jalapenos raw...but more than that I cant take. Am I a weakling?

>>12780108
You are a hard man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2gY2WQCik

Hey if you ever inject the pure stuff it'll work as a numbing agent. Might be useful if you ever need to do emergency surgery with only chilies and lab equipment around

>>12779926
You're a big guy

>>12780101
>At hot sauce convention

>>12780140
4uuuuuuuu!!1!1

>>12780101
>At a hot sauce convention
jfc

>>12780469
Surely op is just the chef of a restaurant that has a large collection of hot sauces for it's product and it was a strictly professional visit.

>>12780476
>>12780469
>>12780418
Oddly enough it wasn't soy, mostly filled with juggalos and semi-professional/amature wrestling.

>>12780502
That’s much worse.

>>12780524
Not saying it was better, just that it wasn't soy.

It wouldn't be that bad desu
capsaicin requires to pass a mucous membrane for the effect to be felt. and that requires a vessel such as fat, water, or alcohol

>>12780682
redditor

>>12780686
If you want to call out Redditors, at least form full sentences (nano desu).

Johnny Scoville at a teaspoon of 13 million scoville pure capsaicin and said it didn't even burn, he was releasing so many endorphins he couldn't even feel it.

Cayene is as far as I go. I hate spice.

You guys are aware Capacaisin is poison right?

>>12779923
>How hot do you like it?
Plain, around jalapenos is my upper limit for actually enjoying the flavor. Cooked in a dish, and you can get pretty high, depending on how you cook it.

>>12780534
>don’t worry guys, i didn’t fart. i shit myself.

>>12780786
So is alcohol, but here I am.

>>12780786
the dose makes the poison, and anyone ingesting pure capsaicin is a moron. that being said, in sensible amounts it offers a pleasant sensation and according to some study listed on the wikipedia page it also helps lower your blood pressure. I'm not an expert on the latter topic, though and it is not a hill I choose to die on.

>Why yes, you could say I’m a bit of a hothead.

>>12780774
>eat something so hot your body releases endorphins quicker than you can feel pain

>>12780869
whoops wrong image

>>12780524
I'd take a juggalo over a soy any day.

>>12780880
the first one was better

>>12779923
>of course i love spice, how could you tell?

>>12780450
nah let me do it I wanna do it...
4 u xd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvvm3advAE

The amount of zoomerbait with clickbait titles and crudely photoshoped thumbnails I had to wade through to find this again is depressing.

>>12779923
I've had it. It tastes horrible; bitter and chemical-y. Just a drop or two will ruin an entire pot of chili