/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12777338
It's like a three hour movie about superheroes and shit.

>>12777341
does marvel lobby for creamers?

>>12777338
Because “good” coffee still tastes like dirt, hipster

>>12777346
maybe in america...
yikes...

>>12777346
No, it doesn't. You're just a faggot with the palate of a child.

Europoors literally invented cappuccinos, lattes etc.
Shut the fuck up and stop being autistic

>>12777356
>steamed milk is the same thing as creamer
Checkmate, America. You need better ingredients, that's all.

>>12777359
If this thread is about the abomination that is “creamer,” then I agree. I was under the impression OP was one of those “black coffee only” autists

>>12777356
>he doesn't know the difference between milk and creamer
holy cringe, do americans really??

>>12777338
>what's their endgame?
Cheaper products with more sugar

>>12777364
See >>12777363, sperg

>>12777338
>he thinks there is such a thing as good tasting coffee
>literally the soot and dirt washed off burned beans that have been shat and pissed on by africans turned into a beverage
I swear to God, coffee drinkers are the most retarded demographic on this planet.

>>12777397
Coffee beans are not supposed to be burned, you clueless idiot. You could cope with your child palate without talking out of your ass.

What's the deal with all these manchildren triggered by coffee?

>>12777397
>this is the "coffee" americans import, roast, and drink
>when they could be getting good quality coffee from south america for cheaper
wow, do americans really?
why??

>>12777401
>child palate

>>12777409
Yes, you are obviously insecure about your child palate otherwise you wouldn't have said such ignorant shit.

>>12777403
>>12777413
>NO NO NO HOW DARE YOU NOT ENJOY RAW SEWAGE? YOU'RE A LITERAL CHILD!

>>12777403
no idea, although it is pretty funny

>>12777415
Yes, comparing the taste of coffee to "raw sewage" is typical of child-palates dorks who are grossed out by anything not drenched in sugar. Also you ousted yourself as being clueless when you said coffee beans are burned. Keep emnarrasing yourself for all I care.

>>12777338
>American roasts are the bad ones
>Italian and French roast literally refers to when you burn the coffee to a crisp

>>12777433
>americans start calling badly roasted coffee italian and french roast
>this now means italian and french coffee are bad
the starbucks brainwashing was a success

Why are yuromongrels so obsessed with American ubermen?
*sips caffé americano*

>>12777430
Do you not understand what roasting means you complete imbecile?
Also
>not liking the taste of literal shit means you only like sugar
I'm fascinated by the depth of your idiocy.

>>12777461
Again, you literal manchild faggot, it is thinking that coffee remotely tastes like shit that ousts you as baby-palated. And no, roasting is not burning, idiot.

>>12777468
>>12777450
>>12777430
Holy fuck imagine being foreign AND wrong. Cringe/10. Also you have to be 18+ to post here so take a hike, faggot

>>12777468
>Roasting is a cooking method that uses dry heat where hot air envelops the food, cooking it evenly on all sides with temperatures of at least 150 °C (300 °F) from an open flame, oven, or other heat source.
Literally burning it you dumbass. Also of something tastes bitter, acidic and is biting to the tongue, it literally tastes like shit. It should be very familiar to you considering how far your head is up your ass.

>>12777338
Bitterness has less to do with the bean or roast and more to do with the method, specifically the water temperature. Most of us Americans use drip pots that heat water to boiling, hence shitty coffee. Some enlightened Americans use French press or pour over, and the rich ones with taste have espresso machines.

>>12777477
Can you really not handle acidic or bitter tastes? Do you think lemon on fish is bad? Do you think vinaigrette is bad? You are a retard

>>12777477
My coffee doesn't taste bitter, acidic or biting to the tongue. And no, your childish aversion to anything slightly bitter doesn't make it taste like shit. I'm afraid child-palated faggots don't set the standards on what "tastes like shit".
Also
>copying the definition of roasting proves that roasting is synonymous with burning
Your fat is clogging your brain already. Lay off candy for a while.

i mean the OP was bad enough but this thread shows the depth that ck has gone downhill because of crossposting faggots who cant keep their mitts off of a hobby board because they like talking about their shit fast food

>>12777534
>My coffee doesn't taste bitter, acidic or biting to the tongue
So it's you who has the palate of a child and can't discern the flavours, good to know.

>>12777706
>n-no u!!
Nope, I just know about extraction points, roast levels, bean types and other factors that determine the taste of coffee. Also soyjaks are used with greentexting, you plebbitor faggot.

>>12777728
Pointing out that you're projecting isn't a no u, magapede. You're running in circles unable to defend your position, just give up.

>>12777738
Hahaha, kiddie-palate is a leftist. Who would have thought? What a suprise.

>>12777338
>what's their endgame?
Soviet Union 2.0

Black coffee tastes good. But you can make other drinks with coffee that also taste good. There is no reason to autistically cling to one or the other.

>>12777706
ever think you'll finish community college, pumpkin?

Coffee is the best without creamers or any childish crap like that. It's pretty good

>PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

That's you OP. That's what you sound like.

The only time you should use creamer is when your starting the morning by getting your drink on with hangover cake for breakfast.

>>12777706
Soyboy wojak doesnt really fit.
People were drinking coffee long before the average westerner knew what soy is.

I did not expect the sheer amount of butthurt this thread would cause. Who knew coffee of all things could trigger zoomers this hard, lol.

>>12777338
It used to be worse. Since k-cups became a thing, a lot of people have become more aware of light roasts and breakfast blends. Not to mention cold-brew now.

>>12777882
>Soyboy wojak doesnt really fit.
People were drinking coffee long before the average westerner knew what soy is.

>>12777706
"Bitter" is a taste that humans evolved to detect harmful foods. Your ability to taste 'bitter' is literally a defense mechanism and your body telling you that something is wrong. Even though now we know that's not the case, it doesn't change the fact that our brains instinctively find 'bitter' to be unpleasant. Anyone that enjoys it is unusual by natural standards.

Why don't South Americans drink coffee??

>>12778189
I would guess they do in Argentina because they think they're Italian.

>>12778258
>drinking coffee means you think you are a certain ethnicity
your mongrel complex is showing

>>12778258
Argies literally are Italians.

>>12777338
It's not just an American thing. In Europe Cappucino's are all the rage, which is cream based as well

Who here instant pilled?

what do you think someone who goes on tirades over beverages actually looks like?
do you say this in public?
i'm picturing chris-chan having a conniption because he was given the wrong coffee

>>12780980
It's Christina Chan you bigot!

what the hell is creamer
americans always say this
im not going to google it

>>12781675
shelf stabilized cream substitute

>>12781675
It's nondairy snoy "creme" that is full of sugar and artificial flavoring that Ameriburgerlards like to add to their shitty coffee to make it taste even worse

>>12777350
You can't even afford coffee, and you black people have to grow it.

>>12777338
I thought "creamer" was just a milk substitute they use in rations. I was shocked when I heard they add the stuff to coffee normally instead of milk.

>>12777338
Consumerism. Coffee used to be good in America back in the days when it still had to be imported green and roasted and ground in the home. Since preroasted and preground coffee have become popular to please the lazy retard masses, companies have realized that they can also cut corners on quality and instead convince people that it's necessary to buy creamer for their coffee to make it palatable again. It's a win-win for the coffee companies and the creamer companies at the expense of the consumer.

>>12781953
Good coffee has always been available in America, retard.

>>12781953
Here's how America works.
You want good coffee, you buy good coffee.

>>12777338
Where do Europeans come up with this stuff? There’s more than person in the world and everybody’s different. Some Americans buy Walmart coffee, some buy good coffee. I don’t drink this bean piss because I have taste and love myself, but you’re retarded for your weird ass superiority complex

>>12781922
>>12781933
i dont like this concept
cow milk or nothing for me in coffee 99% of the time
and i really like soy in chinese context where it's actually soy milk not bad uht shit

>>12781953
i'm with you on that one guy

green coffee these days means a biodegradable paper cup and I hate it

>>12781977
Having the palate of a child isn't "having taste", faggot.

>>12781977
Also coffee is a healthy drink that has been associated with lower all-cause mortality. As usual, non-coffee drinkers are retarded.

>>12782108
Lmao pour a little bit of salt in your coffee this morning? Can’t handle the fact that some people don’t like what you like?

>>12782117
I’m retarded for not sharing your addiction? I can introduce you to the heroin addict hobo I see on my way to work if you want. He’d love to have a friend with an addiction as well I bet AND live longer with your bean piss.

>>12782130
Literally no argument. Cope harder, manchild.

>>12782126
I mean, you're the manchild acting like coffee objectively tastes bad forat everyone because your manchild taste buds are repelled by it. That's the epitome of cope.

>>12777355
If you had a functional palate you would drink tea rather than dirt water.

>>12782522
Coffee doesn't taste like dirt, fattie.

>>12782201
>anon, why are you eating a piece of toast that’s burnt totally black? That’s disgusting
>manchild faggot you must have the taste buds of a child if you don’t like your toast carbonized! I bet you like soy too, cope harder
Alright enjoy your garbage then

>>12782556
Coffee beans are not supposed to either during the roasting process or when brewing coffee. Being this butthurt at coffee when you are this clueless about it only ousts you as insecure. It's ok, you can have gummy bears and milkshakes instead, big boy.

>>12782581
supposed to be burned*

>>12777338
Real rich coming from the faggots that almost exclusively drink instant

>>12782581
Not the point that the toast is burned, the point is that it tastes like shit

My city can't be the only city with coffee roasters.