/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You forgot about the part where a bunch of tribes trekked halfway across the island to extort money from the project, then walked in and killed everybody when told there was no money to give.

>>12776793
Have plenty more food stories from my time in New Guinea if anyones interested also. First ones fucken tame.

>>12776799
Three legged hunting dog is the best PNG story.
Local tried to conn Oil Search out of $3 million kina for a blind, deaf 3 legged "Hunting Dog", that one of their utes ran over. "Compensation".

>>12776793
They still practice cannibalism? Will you try it?

>>12776803
Of course we are man. Talk

>>12776803
how many rapes did you witness and take part in?

>>12776793
>Beef burger with bacon and egg.
How is this the vegan option? Is it one of those fake meat things? I’d go for that if rice was the only other choice. Also post more stories about the place.

>>12776887
>Be on road outside of Porgera at night
>Security driving
>2 x security with me
>15 plus people stop the Landcruiser on road
>All blacks have home made guns and or Machettes "Bush Knives"
>Hear screaming
>Realise whats happening
>They needed the headlights of the car to conduct a gang-rape on the road
>After 20 minutes they throw womans body to side of the road
>They let us pass for two "Spears" (Local foot long Cigarettes)

Welcome to the highlands

>>12776793
Did you see the Ropen?

>>12776830
They do conduct canabalism in the highlands. Its more Symbolic than an every-day thing. As in a celebration for winning a tribal war.
They also use the bones for witchdoctor medicines and arrow tips.

>>12776945
No. I want to see a bird of paradise, but they keep eating them all.

Rabbits have also been introduced into New Guinea in the 40's as a food source. Cunts ate the lot of them.

>>12776932
Cool story

>>12776932
Hot

>Be at local "Kai Bar" (food bar)
>Order a "Sausage flour" (Dagwood dog, hot dog covered in flour)
>New Guinea bloke I work with looks starving
>Ask him what he wants
>Orders a sheeps toungue and lamb heart, served in plastic bag
>Drive back to camp
>Cunts hooking into this lambs heart like a champion telling me how good it tastes.
>Nearly throw up because of the smell.

>>12776963
Lamb heart is delicious. I roast them and eat them like apples.

>>12776963

>served in a plastic bag

>>12777026
Based oldfag

>>12776799
>getting killed by a bunch of backwards 5'0 island niggers that haven't invented anything other than a stick

>>12777061
They've all got machetes. The possibility of a Walk In is part of your induction safety talk at most sites.

>>12777066
Lmao just shoot them

>>12777069
against tradition

>>12777100
>against tradition
Yea but if you’re an Anglo it’s part of the ritual to attain manhood.

>>12777069
Then you owe them "Compensation".
Ranging anywhere from a few thousand kina to a few 100 pigs.

>You buy your bride with pigs in New Guinea too
>Pigs and shell money have more value than the PNG Kina

>>12777018
They were sitting in a beaumarie trough full of grey cooked blood, with a tea light underneath. They didnt look appetising.

>>12776793
>Be day after christmas onsite
>Mate wife works onsite
>She brings in a christmas "Feast" for us to share in customary plastic garbage bag.
> Room temperature "MuMu" (Basically an oven in the ground) pigs head
>No skin or meat left just eyeballs and brains
>Mate cracks the head open with a Shifter/Adjustable wrench (Wokabout spanna in pidgin because it walks left and right).
>He scoops the brains out onto some A4 from the printer
>Gouges the eyes out with his thumbs
>the feast is set
>All the boys make a PNG #1 tea and hook in...

Ive started drinking now. The stories are flowing.

>Be invited to customary Dinner (Mumu)
>Looks good, taro, yam, Kau Kau (Sweet potato), Aibika, Pig
>Look into MuMu hole
>Burning wood in hole
Pretty happy at this point. Feeling special
>Notice the wood smells funny
>Ask the where they got the wood from.
>Pallets from Mine.
Ok cool.
>Have a closer look
>Pallets have MB stamped
>Treated timber...
>Kindly retire early from the celebrations.
>Give my best wishes to the Chief.

>>12777215
Do you have pallets made from untreated timber?

new zealand sounds like a really scary place.

>posting on a new guinean food hole mining forum

>rice
>powdered eggs
>boohoohoo worst food ever

Wow. Fucking spoiled bullshit.

>>12777177
>Pigs and shell money have more value than the PNG Kina
They must have some huge wallets

>>12777183
Mad Max 5 filming has started?

>>12777199
No wonder you don’t much Papuan restaurants around.

Can you get normal food like burgers and chicken nuggets there in the main town?