/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Starting off with milkshakes

americans.....

>>12774868
I can't believe they'd really do this...

>>12774874
if you dip it in cringe ketchup instead of based mustard you are literally a faggot

>>12774888
where's the guy who said Americans didn't get mad over food like Italians?

>>12774874
I do not like mustard, your comment, or your whore of a mother you rotten son of a bitch. Drown in ketchup scum.

>>12774888

ketchup is the greatest condiment ever made. honestly for me, ketchup is better than a corndog or a french fry, they're both just ketchup delivery systems, and since i was but a small child, i have schemed and devised methods by which to increase the ketchup-to-food ratio every single time.

>>12774849
Here's a standard milkshake that most americans consume.

Chocolate shake is best shake.

>>12774977
>ketchup is the greatest condiment

Thats a funny way of spelling Barbeque Sauce. Pic related is the best store bought sauce you will find.

>>12774978
That’s gotta be an obese dyke behind in the rainbow tablecloth.

>>12774873
lmao

*beep beep*

>>12775166
FUCKING FASCISTS

ITS TIME FOR A BUMPER-CAR BEATDOWN COMRADES

>>12775270
That’s horrific

>>12774849
>not a supersize mcdonalds shake

>>12774988

that's literally just a worse sugar syrup than ketchup. also, it's not BBQ sauce. it's not even good. it's bad. it's awful. it's Kraft Hickory BBQ sauce tier.

only Dinosaur BBQ sauce is actually BBQ sauce available at the store.

>>12774888
>>12774944
>>12774977
>>12774988
Jealous of you guys with your condiments and ways of jazzing up your food.
I hate vinegar with a passion so a lot of stuff is off limits.

How hard is it to sage people?

Femdom food?

>>12775117
>first time spotting Big AL in the wild
my god

>>12774839
Americans have whole food aisles dedicated to energy drinks, sauces, beers, snack foods, sodas. They even have restaurants at the grocery store

>>12775743
When you have grocery stores this large and offer some pre-cooked items, why not take it the last couple steps and add an entire extra revenue stream to the property? They require the same code inspections anyway.

>>12775647
Hard to find her anywhere because she can’t drive, let alone walk for extended periods of time

>>12774988
i get scared using stubbs because his life is in them bottles and the last thing i need after waiting hours for ribs is fuckin ghosts too fr fr

>>12775755
this is a meal for one in america

>>12775766
I hope she fucking gets both her legs cut off this year.

>>12774912
Only people in Chicago, New York and Philadelphia are weirdos about how you use ketchup and mustard. No one else cares.

>>12775874
Because that's where the Italian Americans are and they're right.

>>12775893
That's just because they haven't run into curry ketchup yet. The Euros were holding out on us.

>>12774874
I've never liked corndogs

>>12775946
If the wrong frankfurter is used, they're pretty awful.

>>12775764
I’m sure it’s the same elsewhere. IKEA does this too

Are all Americans autistic?

Pasting "freedom" cheese. You yankee doodles have a lot of explaining to do

>>12774874
I like mixing the ketchup and mustard

>>12776577

>>12776577
I always get suspicious of names like Valu Time. If they can't even spell their own name right, then you just KNOW they've totally fucked up everything else about their product.

Chicken breast with chili&cocoa powder and peanut oil marinade

>>12774874
make mine a yella dog

>>12775444
Checked and F.