/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I fucking hate this shit

>>12755548

I like eating the tails if they're cooked hot or deep fried. i wont eat tails for shrimp cocktails or served cold.

>I'm lazy and hate flavor
FTFY

>>12755548
You're already pretty angry.

had this same dish on a houseboat in Mocambique once actually

>>12755548
>drug
*dragged
>>>/int/

>>12755587
Kill yourself you coastal faggot.

>>12755548
>not enjoying the crunch of a shrimp tail

>>12755598
>eating chitin like some dog flaying chink

>>12755556
>>12755598
Stay the fuck away from food, you psychopaths.

>eating food without caring about every bite
This is why you're fat.

>>12755616
>lemme just chuck some random bits of tree bark in your salad so you can remove them instead of enjoying your meal
Weebs deserve the gas chamber.

>>12755548
just pull the tail off you retard

>>12755634
>just shuck the corn bro
>just de-shell the coconut bro
I know it's not hard, but it's not fucking food and it's mixed into my food. Imagine getting pasta, but they just dump a handful of gravel into it. Just pick it out, right?

>>12755634
>prepare meal
>leave disgusting carapace on the main part of the dish
Kill yourself.

>>12755627
Honestly I don't see the problem. You should still be chewing your food and enjoying it while taking the tail off. If you really eat that fast I don't think you're enjoying food that much.

>>12755642
you have hands for a reason

do you complain about the bone in chicken drumsticks too?

even a 5yo child can do this

>>12755644
do you never eat lobster or crab?

"OMG DADDY I HAVE TO SHELL IT, WAAAA"

>>12755647
No, because you're supposed to eat the bone in chicken. The shrimp's shell is not edible, and should be removed before it's put into my homogeneous meal. Picking off tails ruins the pacing of eating.

>>12755642
>>12755644
What about curry with kaffir lime leaves or lemongrass? What do you do when you're eating fish with possible bones? I'm starting to wonder what kind of shit you eat.

>>12755548
You DID NOT just delete my fb logo and leave porn, mods. Really?

>>12755670
>curry
Barbarian detected. Opinion: discarded.

>>12755691
You were probably reported for advertising, it's a bannable offense.

>>12755743
If that's advertising, everyone is.

>>12755758
Suck it up buttercup, a plain social media logo on an imageboard can only be interpreted as advertising.

>>12755548
Well here's something that will really stain your panties: When I make clam linguine, I *gasp* leave the clams in the shells!

>>12755642
Shrimp tails are food though. You just don't like to eat them.

>>12755660
>picking off tails stops me from inhaling my food without tasting it like a fucking vacuum cleaner
I will leave the tails on on purpose for every shrimp dish I make in the rest of my entire career just to discourage and spite fat retards like you.

>>12755691
>thinking you're going to get away with posting a f_cebook logo oh 4shlong.
Are you new?

>>12755691
>spamming homologo in every thread
You're the cancer buddy.

>>12755609
shit taste

Whoops, guess it got deleted again

>>12755776
Shrimp tails have literally no nutritional value. It's like eating fingernails, or hair. I eat the bones on chicken because they at least have some nutritional value. Like I said, it's like dumping a handful of gravel into your meal.

>>12755882
Wait a second, you're advocating AGAINST shrimp tails and FOR eating chicken bones? What the fuck?

Both are disgusting. Also the main issue for me about leaving shrimp tails on in a pasta dish is not the action of taking the tails off itself, but the fact that you have to get your hands dirty in the process. I don't mind dishes with mussels or clams in-shell, because those are fairly easily pried open with just utensils. But fuck leaving tails on shrimp.

>>12755882
If you can't process shrimp tails, you're a fucking manlet that deserves to have his insides turned inside out and shit into a bag for the rest of your natural life.

>>12755968
>>12755973
Shrimp tails are made of chitin. There's literally nothing to process or use there. Chicken bones have calcium in the actual bone structure, which, while it isn't very easy to digest, you still can process it, and they have bone marrow, which is delicious and has more nutrients than the meat itself.

>>12756001
Then what the fuck are you complaining about, you dumb faggot? Just eat the whole shrimp, tail and all. Also, bone marrow is delicious and a vital part of the chicken eating process, so fuck you >>12755968-san.

I like to eat shrimps with the shell, gives it a nice crunch

>>12756045
Based

What about the tails on the shrimp from Panda Express? Should you not eat those? I usually don't.

itt:
>bunch of tismos eating chitin
>crazy guy that eats bones

>>12756268
>You
>A fucking tismo that digs his nasty tism fingers in his shrimp Alfredo to peel his shrimp tails because "it make me chokee :^(( "

The tism has been spotted.

>>12755548
I live in Italy and even expensive restaurants do this shit.
Either that, or the rice/pasta to shrimp ratio is off. Like 3-4 shrimps in the whole thing

>>12756268
I'm not fucking crazy. Everyone I know does it. Is eating the bones really that weird?

>>12756299
It actually is pretty weird. My mom is from the boonies and I thought she also ate them, I never questioned it, but it turned out she always spit it out after just chewing. Actually eating hard bone is weird dear anon.

>>12756299
No, my friend. Eating the cartilage isn't weird. Nice get!

>>12756308
>Spitting it out

I'm sorry to tell you, anon, your mom is a subhuman.

>>12755642
Yeah just pick it out you fucking sperg Jesus fucking Christ. You’re seriously bitching about this? Starving children in africa, but no, anon can’t scoop some fucking gravel out of his fucking pasta. Entitled cunt.

>>12755548
>>12755598
>>12755605
Every Pepe post, you and everyone shall be reminded of what you really are.

>>12755548
The shells provide the most flavour to the sauce which is why its called shrimp pasta. Don't be a fussy phaggot ameritard

>>12757575
So do bones when you make stock but unless it's chicken you're not supposed to fucking eat them.

>>12756299
Between this and that dog food eating anon I'm starting to think that we have fucking werewolves here

>>12756001
shrimp tails are edible if they are deep fried enough, its harmless and has good flavour

you cant eat chicken bones at all, after cooking chicken bones will break off into sharp shards when broken off and they will fuck your insides up

the same reason why you shouldnt give dogs chicken bones to munch on

>>12755647
>you have hands for a reason

Do you eat pasta with your hands? Right. I dont want to grab a shrimp out of my food and take the tail off.

>>12755548
t. autist who doesn't eat pizza crusts

>fresh shrimp, shelled, deveined, tails removed
>battered and deep fried
>served with butter and assorted condiments for dipping
>(insert your favourite beverage)
Mfw

>>12759111
such a whiny 1st world soyboy problem

>>12759176
>can’t be assed to pull the carapace off the shrimp when preparing a meal
Maybe you shouldn’t cook

>>12759190
maybe you should stop being a whiny soyboy its afraid to get his hands dirty

what kind of stupid bitch complain is that

OMG MY FAIR HANDS, I CANT GET THEM DIRTY

Eat the shells/tails. Good for your butt hole

>>12755548
fucking hell would would sir like me to chew it for him too? here is your shrimp eat it and get out

>>12759197
It is within my belief that a true chef's goal is to provide an utmost positive culinary experience to his or her client or peer whom is scheduled to eat.
Where is your excellence? Where is your love? Where is the soul?