/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>pastry chef attempts to make pastry

>>12748917
women can't bake for shit

You know she's not joking when she says they're $35 each. There are people watching who will pay her this amount for a batch.

She also sold the gourmet oreos for $50 a dozen.

>>12749100
>She also sold the gourmet oreos for $50 a dozen.
To who? I don't think she sells them dude.

>>12748917
>some reddit chef cookin le 90s nostalgia reddit ingredients and tacking on a buzzword from the worst board on the site haha you’re a big guy!! XD
Fuck off

>>12749136
>ooga booga reddit muh insults greentext irony haha buzzwords tumblr!! xD
shit off

>>12749148
Not an argument zoomer scum. eceleb trash and twitter screencaps should be a permaban

>>12749160
I'm older than you and have been here longer. Why are you hanging out in the thread to see who replies to you? Get some friends m8.

>>12748917
Fuck off.

>>12748924
that's a fucking lie
clean your mouth

>>12749168
So you watch some roastie bake pop tarts because she has hair like your anime girls of yore? I really don’t hope you’re older than 33 and still so disconnected from reality

>>12748917
The fuck does this frumpy bitch know about gourmet. Stop shilling this faggot shit here fr

>>12748924
If women can’t bake then why do incels insist they go back to the kitchen?

>>12749228
Because they're even worse cooks.

>>12749218
Very little. Most of the time she fucking fails, if she doesnt give up halfway through.

And her extreme cockthirst is just annoying.

>>12749136
>>12749172
>>12749218
Bump

>>12748917
The gourmet one is technically the original

>>12748917
I want to RAPE Claire and in the peak moment of my climax smash her Jew skull open with a rock and leave her cum filled corpse in an alleyway for the rats.

>>12750352
now THATS some trv Ouroboros shit right there

>>12748917
They serve a "gourmet poptart" as a dessert at New Holland brewery in Grand Rapids when blueberries are in season, it's actually pretty damn good. Thank you for reading my blog.

>>12748917
Why does she have the hair of a 52 year old, burnt out public school art teacher?

>>12750352
Interesting. What fast food chains are exclusive to the region you live in? What is the average time you have to wait for home delivered pizza? Do you live in an apartment building or house and how does this affect your cooking habits? Do you identify as zoomer, 30YO boomer, or underage and banned? Please answer these innocent food and cooking related questions within 24 hours.

>>12750723
Personally I dig it. Feels nostalgic man

>>12748917
>kino
Enough from you. Go away

>>12751074
Seconded

molly > andy > > > chris > > carla > spic midget > brad > shit > claire

>>12748917

what things would you do with claire?

>>12751158
Go to funny movies, have sit down meals in cheap cafes, go for long walks in botanical parks, discuss politics and life and philosophy and poetry.

>>12749218
The way she does shit annoys the fuck outta me.
Why not try to make an improved version instead of literally just recreating the item as close as possible

>>12751158
Slowly take off her pants and thong after a looong day of hard work.
Then as i peel off her thong i'd spread her extremely sweaty buttcheeks, stick my nose deep in her ass and take a massive whiff of that baby

>>12748922
she didn't even know how to temper chocolate. completely worthless

>>12751158
teach her how to tell time

>>12751158
>Not traveling back in time to fuck a prime Priya Krishna and then having her mom cook you some Baba Ganoush.
Claire can only offer you diabetes and premature greying.

>>12751074
>>12751092
Bump

>I've never had pop tarts before, I swear!

>>12751697
we're eventually narrowing down on foods she has in fact eaten and it's a pretty small list

>>12751137
How could you forget about my boy over here.
> most comfortable around the camera
> mature and charismatic, only non cringy host
> always filled with non-traditional ingredients
> introduces new cooking techniques every video
> fashion always on point
> nail game out of this world

>>12751709
yeah you're right, Chris in the back is great dunno who that faggot in the middle is

>>12751709
Diversity hire: the chef

>>12751600
>12751600
She's in her prime now. Pretty sure she's underage there.

Is the Webm a lie?

i feel like i've seen this exact thread before

>>12749233
>extreme cockthirst
What do you mean, anon??

The pop rocks episode was literally workplace harassment

>describing yourself as gourmet
Hard pass

>>12751158
Ahaha just good classic rape, brother :) no need to reinvent the wheel here !

>>12749160
>eceleb
Fuck off /pol/.

>>12750723
it just werx

>>12749100
Jesus, I was just thinking the other day about how I would start eating that stuff again if there was an alternative that doesn't rely on gallons of HFCS and artificial flavors to taste ok. Nope, not happening.

>>12751713
But he's one of the best hosts/chefs they have. The worst is that one blonde chick - could be named Molly. She makes bottom of the barrel shit that shouldn't even have a video made for it.

>>12748917
She's never struck me as particularly sharp in the kitchen. She makes really dumb and over-complicated choices when she's 'copying' something.
I won't look for any examples because I am busy right now.

>>12752495
Newman's Own has an oreo cookie. Not as cheap as the original but not even close to $50/doz.

>>12751158
Shove my nose in that stinky ratty bush.

>>12753428
How do you know she has a bush?

>>12753063
Imagine hating Molly, but loving the diversity hire who can't stop reminding you that he sucks dicks and hates Donald Trump. You're gay too, I bet.

Hang from a tree.

>>12751709
>>12753063
Imagine hating Molly, but loving the diversity hire who can't stop reminding you that he sucks dicks and hates Donald Trump. You're gay too, I bet.

Hang from a tree.

>>12753105
>Made with organic flour and organic sugar
Christ, fuck off

>>12750352
Islam everybody

>>12753740
There is a difference, but nothing like a nigger like you would understand

>>12748917
No she's an ugly fat jewess witch

>>12753499
It's 2019. The bald pelvis fad ended like 5 years ago, thank god. Now we can have sex with women who actually look adult down there.

>>12748917
Why do her 'gourmet' products always look way, way worse than the originals?

>>12748917
>kino

can‘t wait until the day that fat jew dies.

>>12749218
I respect her I guess, but it was hilarious in the Donut series with Brad how she completely fucked everything up, showed up late, and just annoyed him about sprinkles the whole time. And they pubished it. Like didn't cut it out. I'm not even sure THEY like her at this point.

>>12751214
fuck you jannies

>>12751158
arts & crafts

>>12751600
Her mom looks like Kamala Harris.

>>12751711
based

>>12753867
>Now we can have sex with women who actually look adult down there.
Why would you want that?

>>12753740
I love processed sugar too bro!! HFCS YEAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't Jonathan Weissman post a video on homemade Pop Tarts just a couple weeks ago?

>>12753867
100% chance a woman made this post

>>12748917
>self proclaimed pastry chef
>still can’t fucking temper chocolate even when its a fundamental skill for any semi-serious bakers

she’s a fucking hack and a retard, no idea why Brad puts up with this whore

>>12751158
cook delicious meals together. the thing is that i love cooking, i love food. but when i am alone i only taste the food. cooking with a talented person that i love would add the necessary love to the food and then it will be worth it, no matter how hard the recipe is to make.

>>12755330
Kamala is half indian

>>12755575
India is a country in Asia.

>>12751709
>Old and Hispanic gay men
It's like all the worst aspects of gays rolled into one man

>>12749100
>more than 4 dollars for a small cookie
Jesus.

>>12748917
""""Pastry """"chef""""

stop shilling this inept whore

>>12752120
>Gourmet rapes: anon tries to recreate the nanking massacre

The fuck is a test kitchen anyway? Has anybody worked in one?

>>12755939
I wanna know that too
What are all those ppl doing when they are not filming, why are they cooking?

>>12755939
>>12756732
It's a cooking magazine. They're doing research for articles, verifying recipes, and preparing food for photo shoots.

>>12755939
>>12756732
They develop recipes. Recipes don't just come out of thin air. You come up with an idea, then keep testing it out and tweaking it until it's good enough to print.

>>12756743
>>12756752
And who reads cooking magazines in 2019?
Isnt more easy just using google?

>>12756761
They post all the recipes online.

>>12756761
Maybe that's why they're branching out into online content, dopey.

Do you guys think that, after work, she gets home tired and stressed, shower and pick a vibrator out of her collection and masturbates thinking about Brad?

>>12756850
Yes. Brad or Chris, or when she's in a particularly frisky mood Brad and Chris together.

>>12756850
I'm a 100% sure she actually does this.

>>12756778
WOW anon. There is NO CALL for being so rude. People learn by asking questions. You need to THINK before you SPEAK.

how is this azn woman so gigantic

IMAGINE deeply and intensaly sniffing Claire's bush haha

>>12748917
>I just think of all the terrible subway behavior I see from strangers everyday, and instead of saying something, I just beat the dough.
Yes.

>>12755732
You spend $4 on a small cookie so you can brag to your fellow Wall Street banking bros or your fellow Silicon Valley soi goys that you spent $4 on a small cookie.

It's just about conspicuous consumption.

post her massive fucking brapper or frick off

>>12753105
they're actually cheaper than oreos at the stores near me

>>12751027
kek'd

>>12755696
yes and that's what he was talking about

>>12753668
oh it's one of you people

>>12751709
>men with painted nails
im a totally reasonable and tolerant person, but i want to beat these “people” in the head with a ball peen hammer.

She is subpar as a chef. A pastry chef who doesn’t know how to do something as basic as tempering chocolate should jump off of a bridge. She gets incredibly whiny when things don’t go her way as well, annoying.

>>12748917
No, this is shitty advertising: the thread

>>12757963
Its not because you dont watch youtube videos about food that other ppl dont do it
Get out of your bubble, kid

there's a lot of gay men in this thread seething about based claire-bear

If Chris isn't in it, then I'm not watching

>>12757325
>You spend $4 on a small cookie so you can brag to your fellow Wall Street banking bros or your fellow Silicon Valley soi goys that you spent $4 on a small cookie.

This is what happens when you don't go outside to meet people and have bizarre impressions of how humans actually act.

Very sad.

>>12749228
so they can finally fucking learn it

>>12749191
not him but I'm 25 and still disconnected. since you said 33 in particular, does that mean there's still hope for me?

MOOOOMY

Why is she single? A woman her age woud be married with a couple of kids

>>12748917
GREY STREAKS ARE SO FUCKING HOT HOLY SHIT I NEED HER TO SIT ON MY FACE

>>12753867
Amen

>>12749136
>le 90s nostalgia
you...you do know they still sell pop-tarts, right?
at no point does the video fall back on nostalgia, try actually watching some of it before sperging out

>>12749136
You sound so miserable

>>12750352
based

>>12760053
Tulsi 2020 baby

>>12755416
This. Brad would be much happier with me.

>>12751410
I hate making sweet stuff and rarely do itn but I still can do that. Does it mean that I'm more qualified to call myself a gourmet chef than she is?

>>12749228
to clean it

>>12748917
I see no orange soda pop tarts. Why?

>>12760959
They didn't include brown sugar cinnamon either, the objectively best flavor

For me, it's Chef John, the best Valley girl e-chef

>>12761000
his lyrics are ghostwritten by his fat cunt of a wife

>>12761006
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>12761014
yes

>>12760916
You didn't succeed just because it didn't burn. You succeed when you get the exact hardness you were aiming for and no crystallisation.

>>12751158
sniff her brapper

>>12751158
>incel: the replies

>>12748917
>home made = gourmet

>>12748917
why do you people even like her
she has no tits, no ass, and I get this niggling suspicion from the way that she looks she is low key SJW feminist

>>12761314
>no tits
>no ass
false

>>12761314
>why do you people even like her
it's just a meme, i doubt anyone unironically finds her attractive.

>>12761314
Most of us try to envision her braaps from that fat ass engulfing our olfactory system. That's the main reason. Get on our level, ok?

>>12761314
>no ass
?

>>12748917
I would invade her lebensraum if you know what I mean.

So fucking hot.

>>12762960
>ok, anon, pull down your pants, mommy is going to clean your peepee with her tongue

>pastry chef doesn't attempt to be your gf

>>12763019
FOOL ME ONCE, RABBI...

>Implying in another life you wouldn't marry this peasant girl and take her on the oregon trail in order to build a farmstead on frontier land. Eventually raising a beautiful family of 5 and being able to truly reap the benefits of the sweat of your brow.

>>12763879
Molly is a spoiled bitch

>>12749129
guy is an idiot. she's not selling anything, she's prototyping small batches using good ingredients, of course it's going to cost a lot to start with. the pop tarts for example used some stupidly expensive strawberries for no reason other than "we want to make the best possibly product".

>>12749136
>pop tarts no longer exist, therefore it's nostalgia.

>>12763879
more like molly bazed

>>12763898
TAKE THAT BACK HOW IS SHE A SPOILED BITCH