/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ranch + mustard = ratard

>mayomust
>not musto or maytard
I refuse to buy until they change the name

Can we all agree that horseradish-mustard is the best condiment ever?

>>12733765
I think you mean
>BRAAAAAAAAP

>>12733765
LETS MIX SUGAR AND FAT AND SQUIRT IT ON EVERYTHING

>>12734071
That's what she said.

>>12733765
Imagine the gel.

seeing "kranch" reminds me of the scene from breaking bad where the german guy is tasting the samples of dressing and the scientist showing off his little creation refers to it as "franch"

>>12733765
>Mayomusk

>>12733841
No

>>12733841
>not the bird shit flavor

>>12733822
+1 for maytard

>>12733822
>not mustonnaise
They had literally one job. Mayomust sounds beyond stupid.

Bye daddy, I'm dying.

>>12733765
kra+nch

what the fuck is kratchup.

>>12734941

LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

KRAAAAAAAANCH!!!

>>12733765
>not making your own mayo/mustard/honey sauce for sandwiches and dipping

it takes like 2 mins

Why the fuck is the K, R, and A red in Kranch? I didn't understand what the fuck it was until I googled it. If the K is from ketchup, and the ranch is literally just ranch, they should've fucking colourcoded it correctly.

>>12735530
this shit can cure your Sinusitis

Why can't people just buy the condiments separately and combine them at will? Condiments aren't expensive.

This is still less retarded than the time they came up with different-colored ketchup, I'll give 'em that.

>>12737750
the market for it is exactly the same as that of the colored ketchup. It's all about novelty and customer retardation

>>12737772
Why can't people stop being retarded? It's not that hard.

>>12737724
To be fair, it does taste way more like ranch than ketchup

>>12737780
He said on one of his regular visits to his favorite 4channel board.

>>12737750
I used to like HeinzxTobasco around the same time as the colored Ketchup.
Used to put it on the delicious footlong kielbasa dogs at the local farm baseball games my parents would take me too.

>>12733841
Seconded

>>12737750
For me, it's purple

>>12733765
>no ketchtard/mustup
not based

For me,

Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

>>12739533
More sugar

>>12737750
>Why can't people just buy the condiments separately and combine them at will?

people already do this. thats why these novelty flavors fail.
some C-level faggot watched their kid combine condiments and figured it would be a great marketing deal.

marketers literally ruin everything.

>>12739533
Its been years since ive seen this holy shit

>>12734282
i'll allow it

>>12735530

Balls balls balls balls

>>12738642
Kek’d

>>12734941
This is the shit of legends! I remember my dad breaking this stuff out only on special occasions. Our favorite was putting that on lightly toasted Texas toast with a thin layer of fried spam on it. Man those were the days.

>>12735752
>>12735295
the only relevant posts in the entire thread

What would you call Ranch + Relish

Ranchish?

For me, it's Crustard.

My father bought this shit and ate the whole thing in a week. Fucking fat idiot is going to have a heart attack

>>12740530
Yeah, we got it, but there's nothing more to say about them and there aren't any upvotes on 4channel.

>>12741955
Relnch

>>12734966
What’s A1? Can an American explain this joke to me. We don’t have A1 sauce where I live

>>12743121
It's brown sauce, but for cowboys. Pretty good on breakfast sausages.

It originated back when all the meat getting pumped into the supermarkets was tasteless and unregulated, so they decided to market a sauce that had a vaguely spicy and savoury taste to it, designed to be applied liberally either before or after cooking.

>>12743157
Thanks but what does the joke mean

>>12743166
"Cowboy Sauce" "A" "1"

Bow chicka wow wow

>>12741955
Ralish

>>12741955
>>12733765

For me, it's Mustish.

>>12743180