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12714786 No.12714786 [Reply] [Original]

>when you turn on the wrong eye on the stove and dont notice until its too late
whats some other mishaps that have happened to you

>> No.12714799

>>12714786
>eye
do bongs really

>> No.12714836
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>Cracking the egg incorrectly and get bits of eggshell that I have to remove like a loser with my spatula.

>> No.12714842

>peeing my pants when i feel abandonment

>> No.12714845

>>12714786
>when you finish having sex with one of your girlfriends and another one unexpectedly comes in claiming to be horny, so your timing is thrown off and your stew dries out on the stove

>> No.12714860
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>>12714836
>separating whites
>yolk breaks

>> No.12714912

>>12714845
I'll take things that happened for $500, Alex.

>> No.12714925

>>12714845
This. So much this

>> No.12715001
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>>12714845
IKTF

>> No.12715196

>>12714860
>flipping over-easy egg
>yolk breaks

>> No.12715249

>>12714860
just separate them in a separate cup. that way you won't taint your entire batch.

>> No.12715727

>>12715196
Spoon hot oil over the yolk to firm it up before you flip it

>> No.12715836

>>12714786
i once forgot the stove on all night long. I also once forgot the stove on when i went to work.

i am so depressed that i can't focus anymore, this lonliness is killing me. i just want to live with my family.

>> No.12715864

>>12714786
>when you are putting cooked food into plastic containers and set one of them down on an eye that hasn't cooled all the way down yet

>> No.12715894

>>12714836

Crack in a small bowl/ramekin first.
Use egg-shell halves to scoop out any debris.
Works surprisingly well.

>> No.12715915

>grabbing hot pan with towel
>towel slips
>burn the palm of your hand so, so badly

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>>12715864
>>12714799
>>12714786

>> No.12716343

>toss bag of frozen fries on stove and turn to get something else
>turns out one of my brothers had just cooked something and he stove was hot
>smell the plastic melting and immediate yank bag off
>fries go all over kitchen and my stove is covered in melted plastic

>> No.12716813

>>12716013
I don't get it

>> No.12716830

>>12716013
The eye of a stove is the thingy you turn/dial, not the hot-plate/flame part of the stove