/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You can put it in the fridge for later. But you seem to think there are universal rules for vegans that they must obey or they have to turn in their membership card. A good number of them will in fact politely consume what they have been given in the circumstance you describe. You just don't know it because they have no reason to comment.

>>12704797
Go fucking vegan!!!

>>12704797
Nobody's coming over.
You don't have any friends.
You can't even cook.

>>12704797
Is this some kind of recurring nightmare for flyovers, like the "I had a final I didn't know about" recurring nightmare for normal people? Oh my god what would happen if I had to eat a vegetable! This is what keeps you up at night?

>>12705267
It's the thought I might have to actually see a sickly vegan IRL that terrifies me.

>>12704797
easy. don't invite them or serve them whatever you are cooking and if they don't like it tough. meat eaters are expected to eat vegan food so why shouldn't vegans be expected to eat whatever a meat eater prepares in a meat eating household.

>>12705277
Do people you've never met or seen just randomly invite themselves into your home? And if so, why is it that vegans (a fairly small group) are so heavily represented in your area compared to vegetarians (a fairly large group)?

Can we not just live our lives and only focus on important shit?

>>12705293
Vegetarians don't scream at people in restaurants, and vegetarians aren't trying to force me into a starvation cult, so I have zero complaints against vegetarians. I hope all vegetarians live long and healthy lives.

And (((vegans))) may be a small group of fruitcakes, but (((somehow))) they control the entire media, so I am forced to constantly hear their lies and propaganda. This is tiresome.

>>12705360
> scream at people in restaurants
When was the last time you were screamed at in a restaurant by anyone, let alone a vegan?
>but (((somehow))) they control the entire media,
Oh, I see. You're just mentally ill. Carry on.

>>12705360
>>12705363
This is why we're doomed, right here. There are two hard-panned, loudmouth factions who try to out-fedora one another, and nothing gets better.

>>12705479
>loudmouth faction
I'm not the one constantly making threads about vegans breaking into my house and screaming at me
>but but
No. I'm not even a vegetarian, I just enjoy the taste of vegetables unlike some people here. Eating meat 3x a day is gross. Once daily at the absolute most.

I inadvertently cook vegan food all the time
if you can't easily make a great vegan meal then you're a shit cook

>>12705363
but (((somehow))) (pro-vegan agenda)... they control the entire media,
>Oh, I see. You're just mentally ill. Carry on.

Here is a perfect example of vegan adhom and gaslighting. I simply note the obvious fact that the. (((entire media))) is aligned with a pro-vegan propaganda message, and I am called "mentally ill"

Once vegans step up their control to a Soviet level, dissenters like me will be thrown in mental institutions for "reeducation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-kk6asNHW0
Our only hope is that all vegans die off from Malnourishment before they take complete control.

>>12705536
> pro-vegan propaganda message
Eating a balanced diet may or may not be a "propaganda message" but it's also been standard medical advice for as long as the medical profession has existed.
>dissenters like me will be thrown in mental institutions for "reeducation"
No, more likely you'll be given beetus drugs courtesy of the US taxpayer, because it is your god given right to fuck up your own body due to having had bad parents who buckled to your every tantrum and as a grown man you can't even look at a vegetable without making loud gagging noises.
> from Malnourishment
One of the most interesting traits of crackpots is that they Capitalize random Words, why is that I wonder?

>>12705536
lmao jesus christ
I was trying to think of who you remind me of and it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDP_aA8C3b4
when she says ""Let's just see how insane I am"

>>12705554
Just castrate yourself and remove your defective genes from flat Earth forever pls.

>I'm vegan I already did that.

Thank you. Goodbye Satanic creature.

And why would I get diabetes? Should be impossible on any kind of carnivory/primal diet. You have to eat tons of (what you eat) vegan food like bread, carbs, pizza etc to get such diseases.

>>12705555
More vegan adhom.
Just castrate yourself, "for the animals."

>>12705664
jeez she hit the wall HARD

Here is the truth about veganism. Look at how sick these people are... sad that the brainwashing has penetrated young people in particular.
https://youtu.be/EFF30jfTubU

>>12705664
>implying you'll ever reproduce
No castration needed in your case
>>12706088
>women become less attractive as they age
I think this anon might be on to some exciting new scientific breakthrough here

>>12704797

you have a point there. if we all stopped eating meat right this instant and let all that meat rot and go to waste then all those animals would have died in vain. so let them have a purpose and keep consuming meat until it all runs out.

>>12708058
We will still need some livestock to feed our pet cats and the zoo animals, and also to grind into phosphorous and nitrogen rich fertilizer to grow plants in.

>>12706088
>>How to look 60 when you're early 30s.

>>12704797
>Why should I have to make a special meal if a vegan decides to come? Fuck vegans
I used to think like that.

At first, I would state that they can bring a dish to share with all, and then at some point, half the friends are suddenly on some extreme diet or another, from low carb, to only drink vodka, to south beach, to has to be vegan not vegetarian, or whatever else, and you have a crazy weird pot luck with all the sharing about it (boredom). It can get out of hand, and at the point that the health freaks that are picky eaters outnumbers the rest of the normal people, as it probably right now in society, you realize you like vegans since you know so many and can't get away from them!

Then you just stretch your imagination to wow them with shit they didn't even know was possible. At that point, you win. They realize you can do vegan better than they can and you still enjoy meat as well. It'll blow minds. Wow them with your choice to dine on meat despite having freaking delicious vegan recipes at hand better than they have ever had. Forget the "substitute" meat idea, no nut loaves or soy at all, just do something cool. Smoke some raw mushrooms, slice up some organic beets, veggies and whisk up a amazing vinaigrete with some great old grains, you know something on a higher end amuse bouche. Go ahead and serve that vegan stuff with your dripping rare roast beef loin from the grill, with juicy chimmichurri or mango salsa or grilled onion kulcha flatbreads with a dozen awesome charred baby veggies, and some really expensive cheese marinated in pickled watermelon rind or some crap. Make them really sorry they won't touch some awesome things, and those that can take it or leave it are doing meat AND dairy that night.
Just win a couple of times, and you'll probably enjoy yourself again, rather than feeling restricted.

>>12705252
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>>12709152
Daily reminder that Toothless the Antivegan makes these threads to complain about how vegans are better than him. He watches a bald, low IQ, children-abuser talk about how vegans are ruining the world every day and decides to post about it. Remember to laugh and ridicule Toothless in every thread. He is the vegan spammer.