/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12703726
He must not like garlic ha!

>>12703726
I’ve been through Gilroy. Really does reek of garlic.

>>12703735
Maybe he's a vampire haha!

>>12703735
haha

>>12703735
>>12703743
based

>>12703726
Looks like all the gun control isn't working

>>12703726
Apparently, he’s a huge MAGApede.

He tried to tell them it was too much garlic but they wouldn't listen

>>12703755
Clearly there needs to be more gun control in California, this is ridiculous.

>>12703726
This is the work of some shallotfag.

>>12703726
>Wh*te male.
Of course.
It always is.
Should have a way to screen these people so they cannot go to any public event.

Stop voting for Republicans. We need gun control NOW.

>>12703803
It was the first time this white man experienced flavor and he was overwhelmed and just started blasting

>automatic weapon
why do liberals say this every time?

>>12703810
It made the bang noise.
And then made a bunch of them again!

>>12703735
oh my god ahaha how did you come up with this one?

>White male.
He must have seen some illegal Alliums.

>>12703726
anti garlicfags seething so hard they have to resort to violence, will the no-onions subhumans strike next?

damn i used to go there with my family

>>12703764
Of course.

>Gilroy gardens
illegal alium spics everywhere round there, definitely was an ICE operative

>>12703835
Based and blessed post, anon.

>>12703726
Good thing garlic is super healthy. They’ll be fine.

>>12703726
He probably tried the garlic ice cream, poor fella.

Is Allicin okay?

>>12703887
I got this reference. NICE

>>12703796
Oh no, I hope Christopher Ranch is okay... my local grocer gets garlic from there because Chinese garlic is shit.

>>12703726
>Be American
>Like garlic
>Like garlic A LOT
>Get shot
>Die

>>12703915
Hah. Cool. Very nice. I took 9th grade science class too. *slow claps sarcastically*

>>12703810
It's common to reference semi automatic firearms as autoloaders. A G17 would be an automatic pistol, while a G18 would be a machine pistol.

CLOVE GANG

>Damian Trujillo
So whats the white guy shooting up a Msoque?

>>12703928
>eat emergency garlic supply
>come back to life
>get shot again

>>12703735
100 bucks says he was a Pineapple Pizza guy

>>12703968
>Laying, bleeding out from gunshot wounds
>Dark figure standing over you
>Is... Is this.. death?
>Death starts speaking gook
>Death is an old Asian lady
>You see death reach into a jar
>On two outstretched fingers, a scoop of minced garlic
>Death fills your bullet holes with garlic while chanting an old incantation
>Your eyes grow heavy
>You're ready to sleep now
>You wake up to the doctor making jokes about garlic
>You now know the power of garlic
>You are one with the garlic
>You live because the garlic lives

>>12703735
lol

>>12703803
Part and parcel.

Wonder if /ck/ has watched this kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Kptp6u4JQ

Which one of you was this?
https://twitter.com/wavyia/status/1155643958145380352

>>12704016
Nice non-functional spoiler tag! Holy shit that fires up my autism!

>>12704057
nice job being a newfag

>>12703726
>active shooter at a garlic festival
>if you tell Americans this is fucking retarded they get all defensive and muh amendments and muh freedomz

>>12703810
semi-automatic is still a form of automatic.

>>12703835
ooh holy shit my sides
btw is this /ck/'s first HAPPENING?

>>12703735
Lol i'm dead

White people sure are terrorists

>>12703735
my dad might be the shooter fuck :S

>>12703726
Welcome to Trump’s America.

>3 dead
*yawns violently*

>only got 3 people
is that even a mass shooting in america?
there were thousands of people in that area, how the fuck did he only get 3 people lmao what a failure.

Yo I was there today. It was too fucking hot man. The garlic fries are fucking spicy like ginger. I also tried pistachio garlic ice cream. It was alright but the best part was the dippin dots. I haven’t had the ice cream of the future in a while. Stay safe anons

Fucking vampires, man...

the eternal white male

>>12704230
Who the fuck sets up a dippin dots vendor at a garlic fest?

>>12704257
>no-one in america would want ice cream

>>12704156
cant hear you over my freedom

>>12704156
>acid throwers and truck drivers at public places
>if you tell Europeans this is fucking retarded they get all defensive and muh free healthcare and muh muslims

>>12704053
Has social media killed the ability to sell footage to news networks now?

>>12703726
>Automatic weapon

>Garlic Festival
No one just attacks a garlic festival randomly
It much have been some kind of feud. Crazy had a target, knew where to look. Possibly a coworker driven to madness. Probably didn't know the guy's address, just that he loved garlic. Maybe it was even the constant garlic breath that pushed him over the edge. Every lunch in the break room, snacking at his desk, fouling the air with garlic. He probably wouldn't shut up about the stupid festival too, had some stupid family recipe passed down from his great grandma that's exactly the same as every other version except with twice as much garlic he was going to show off and he snapped.

To be 100% honest I am starting to feel nervous when I am around a white male

>>12704286
Oh, so that's why you shot the place up?

>>12704300
Nah, I love garlic

>>12704296
Tbh you're a faggot and basketball americans kill and rape disproportionately higher.

The only thing white men are good at is suicide. Faggot.

>>12703810
It's funny, because if people took that at face value it would just prove gun control doesn't work at all, since fully automatic weapons have been illegal with extremely rare exceptions since the NFA. Your gif is relevant, they really are playing themselves with their firearm illiteracy.

>>12704257

Americans

>pic related

>>12704308
Seems like they are the best at mass shootings too. Funny how you conveniently left that out.

>>12704319
And more people die from basketball american shootings in the inner city than all mass shootings in America put together. And if you use the technical legal definition of a mass shooting being 3 or more people killed in one shooting incident, blacks commit those at a higher rate, too. And when we look at school shootings and the type of shootings most people refer to as mass shootings, we see that perpetrators are distributed almost exactly the same as total racial population, with one exception: far more of the "white" perpetrators are Jewish than would be expected from their 2% share of the population. So in shootings as in all things we return to these truths we see again and again: blacks predominate in random and senseless acts of everyday violence, while mass slaughter always seems to have a big nose behind it.

>>12704319
>Best.
>This last one only got 3.

>>12704053
>who shoot at da garlic festival bruh?
>how you shoot at da garlic festival? like who you got beef with at the garlic festival

kek

They think there's two shooters now (this is 99% bullshit most of the time though).
>>12704267
The US loses 40,000 people a year from gun deaths lol. I bet you could combine truck deaths & acid victims for the last 40 years and wouldn't even get to 1,000.
>>12704266
Freedom to get shot up by an incel at a garlic festival amirite.

>>12704286
>no-one attacks a country music festival randomly
if the dude was a local he probably knew it would be the biggest gathering of people all year.

>>12704333
>black people kill people as well so mass shootings don't matter and we shouldn't do anything about our idiotic gun laws

>>12704347
Except that I didn't say that at all. Dumb nog was implying whites were the most violent, I was proving him wrong. That has nothing to do with policy to reduce overall levels of violence.

>>12704266
lol, you got a loicense for that sbr m8?
t. canada

I hope there's no video footage of people getting shot and killed. That sure would ruin my day and make me angry and sad haha.

>>12704286
>No one just attacks a garlic festival randomly
You haven't been to many garlic festivals, have you? Them and those onion boys have been at each other's stems ever since the infamous allium affair. This isn't the first garlic bloodbath and it won't be the last. If our taxes were worth shit they'd have uprooted these gangs a decade ago, but the onions have a backroom deal with the mayor and the garlics bought out the sheriff in response.
Sons of bitches, all of em.

>>12704341
>The US loses 40,000 people a year from gun deaths
yeah and how many of those are suicides?

>>12703764
Obviously

>>12704363
this is a good post

>>12703726
>be american who likes garlic
>get shot

>>12703726
>commiefornia
and nothing of value was lost

>>12704419
I've crunched the numbers on this a billion times. Remove suicide, niggers, and accidents, and the number of gun deaths is ridiculously low. The homicide rate for firearms is like 1/10 of the total gun deaths.

>>12704453
That's not what I saw in the breakdown I saw in the last paper I read on the issue, which was about two years ago.

>>12704453
>my flawed NRA math shows that if you ignore all the gun deaths, you have fewer gun deaths

>>12704053
>black people at a garlic festival
surprising desu. a garlic festival sounds like peak white people shit.

>>12703726
The shooter shot up the garlic festival because he believed the festival was a cover for an onion ring

>>12704460
My numbers are based on FBI crime stats in combination with Giffords Law Center numbers for a both eneutral and exaggerate number count.

>>12704467
>be not suicidal
>chance of being shot down by 66%
>be not a nigger
>chance of being shot goes down another 25%, more if you count being shot by police as beimg a nigger
>be safe
>reduce chance of being shot by a neglible amount
Niggers and suicides boost our death rate. Remove them and you get down to the numbers that actually matter.

>>12704480
more importantly
>don't ever be invaded
>government has to work hard to pull any shit and it's slow
it's basically an insurance payment on freedom. countries that have rewritten their "constitutions" and been invaded three times in the last 100 years will laugh at that analogy, but it's true.

>tfw was actually AT the festival at the time of the shooting
>had attended on all 3 days, I go every time
>love it, friendly people etc
>this time there was a really cute girl on the 3rd day with her family
>she was beautiful, and I was going to hit on her
>had spent the ENTIRE 3rd day planning out how to do it
>I was having to follow her around this entire time as well
>had picked up about 4 garlic cloves
>was going to approach her
>'hey there is something wrong with my garlic cloves! they can't reproduce'
>'I guess they haven't been Garlic Bred!'
>she was going to laugh at that joke
>then I was going to further cement my hitting on her
>was going to say 'I have to go back to my home now, I left the CLOVE on! (like i left the stove on). would you like to come with?'
>she would have siad yes
>seconds from approaching her
>she had a cute garlic shaped hat on
>the shooting started and we had to all flee

fuck this prick. I was so close.

>>12704480
>see all those deaths, yeah just ignore them, they don't matter

>>12704498
The only safe space for stanky garlic-breath people, now ruined.

>>12703810
>that gif
"-atulations, ya played yours-"

>>12704498
>not carrying
>not saving the day
>not getting the girl
you only have yourself to blame

>>12704498
I think we’ve found the shooter

>>12704498
>I think I left the CLOVE on. Would you like to come home with?
>I’d CLOVE to!
>lol I CLOVE that joke!
It could have been really special

>>12704168
>a semi-circle is still a form of circle

Apologize. He was one of us.

>>12704565
It is though

i was there today too
>sit in traffic with senpai
>$40 per person before getting any food
>some creep starts orbiting at garlic calamari
>tell parent to go to cookoff to get away
>see creep again
>buy same garlic hat as 200 other grils to camoflague
>see creep again
>he's coming over
>brother, dad help!
>POP! POP!
>lose the stalker in the panicked crowd

thank you based shooter for prtecting me from this rapist

>US President Donald Trump also tweeted about the shooting, urging people to "be careful and safe".
T-thanks. Why didn’t he tweet that before the shooting?

>>12704480
>FBI.
>Not biased at all, guys.

Onions have layers, garlic has casings, alot more casings in this siruation

>>12704576
you're wrong, retard

>>12703789
Underrated

>>12704585
you must always be careful out in public in burgerland, for you never know when the local incel will have his day of retribution

>>12704230
>fucking spicy like ginger
whiteoids, everyone

>>12703726
Imagine the carnage if anyone tried hosting a cilantro festival

>>12704168
>a semi-trailer is still a form of trailer

>>12704498
she probably ran toward the gunfire after listening to your dumb ass

>CNN: An unnamed police source confirms the shooter was a white European angered by recent anti-Europe comments made on an Internet cooking forum
Uh oh

>>12704666
>Sources close to the investigation say his motives were to visit and see if Americans really do this after hearing about the festival.

He was looking for the plain chicken breast with plain steamed broccoli festival

>>12704573
>tfw he just wanted to enjoy garlics
it aint fair

>>12704470
I laughed.

I drove past the traffic this morning. The news had someone that said they saw children falling and had to jump over the bodies to save themselves.

>>12704709
damn imagine being a kid and getting costanza'd by some boomer and dying

>>12704585
>Why didn’t he tweet that before the shooting?
Because then people would know he can predict the future, duh.